Art shouldn't be a competition.
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Jetpack (and it’s mobile app) makes your website fast. Like, really damn fast. Like “I’m a dusty stock photo of a someone riding a scooter with a paper mache rocket on my back” fast.
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02/16/2024
Luxury. Refinement. Power.
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JOKE-OGRAPHY:
1. The Holy Spirit asks Jesus if He forgot His lunch, and Jesus responds in the affirmative, as if forgetting His lunch is something He was supposed to do. The Holy Spirit's question is similar to a mother reminding her children to pack their lunches for school, but the opposite, reminding Jesus to forget His lunch instead of bring it. This is because Jesus is going into the desert to fast (eat less than usual as a religious sacrifice), so He's not supposed to bring lunch with him.
2. The Bible translation I drew from said, "The Spirit drove Jesus out to the desert." To "drive" someone can either mean (1) to encourage, cause, or force them to do something; or (2) to take them somewhere by automobile. In the Bible, they mean the former. I, being of sound mind and gentle soul, innocently wonder, "Why not both?"
3. Jesus declares that he's "going TO fast" (going to eat less than usual). But this sounds like "going TOO fast" (going at an irresponsible speed). The Holy Spirit assumes Jesus is saying the latter, and corrects Him by saying They're going the speed limit (i.e. not too fast).
4. The car is based on the one featured in the hit television program, "Joe Pera Talks With You." It's a white 2001 Buick Park Avenue, which his students call, "God's car." Now, it IS God's car.
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Find me a cheese that is less than 80 calories an ounce and I will hand you my beating heart
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Quick character art, great for stickers, keychains and icons! Turnaround is 1-3 business days from the moment your slot becomes active.
Please have a full body colored reference ready! I am also open to creating new designs from the ground up. =)
Payments are made via Kofi, in my bio! Due up front. DM me to claim, or ask any questions. All available slots are listed below, & this post will be updated regularly and pinned for easy locating!
You will receive the finished art either transparent or on a colored background, and lineart to color yourself by request.
BOGO Half Off Fridays: Buy one slot, and get a second half off! Characters can be together or separate. Best reserved the preceding thursdays so I can have the references in order.
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Anthros, fantasy, & fanart! Nudity, diversity in age and body type, and custom designs welcome.
Mecha, heavy armor, and explicit NSFW. If a design is too detailed, it will be simplified to suit the style.
Upcharges may vary depending on the piece and design, but the below are $5 fees:
Text or Picrew references.
Custom, ground up designs.
Extra anatomy (wings, eyes, limbs, etc.).
Light armor & weapons.
Other assorted props.
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