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heinous-bitch · 1 year
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nyaoha · 10 months
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reallysleepymermaid · 2 months
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Something new 🦋🍎
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determinate-negation · 3 months
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evilwizard · 2 years
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uncle sam is a real guy btw. he lives in a wizard tower called The Washington Monument and casts evil spells to control the economy. the rest of us wizards fucking hate his guts
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hotvampireadjacent · 6 months
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guys what one is your favorite huggy wuggy seek scary blue jumbo josh banban uh nabnab um i forgot his name the frog dude and um yeah slow seline banbaleena stinger flynn opila bird and awesome huggy wuggy this is um me but like i dont wanna use it uh blue and um oh i mean um kissy missy killy willy um choo choo chawles like boxy boo but like not evil and we have EVIL BOXY BOO we have squid game huggy wuggy yeah baby haggy waggy and blue and freddy fazb below
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atomic-freezer · 3 months
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its cause you're smokin that mario shit
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yourfavehasanosmia · 4 months
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tojisun · 1 month
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What if dbf!simon accidentally knocked us up. It would be so messy!!!
????? oh god?? no thats so…
short response under the cut. do be warned that dbf!simon is ooc and has always been an asshole to the reader in all parts of the series
why do i see dbf!simon urging you to not go through it—
(if you decide to keep it)
—but when you, stubborn and heartbroken more than anything, tell him ‘no,’ when you fight him ‘no,’ thats when i see him stepping up to take responsibility.
he has to talk to your dad with you there because he’s a coward. he can fuck you up but he cant take ownership without having to use you as buffer.
and when your dad punches him, because of course he will, you let him. you’re tired. exhausted. spent. you just… you wish you could just go back to the time you didn’t know simon.
(if you dont decide to keep it)
—and you tell him he doesn’t have to ask you because you want nothing of this. nothing of him.
he apologizes, pretty sorry’s, and then cuts off ties with you; tells you that this is the best option. he tells you that this is how far you two should go. that there’s no need to stay together lest another issue (read: problem) arises.
he apologizes and tells you that you’re better off with someone closer to your age. someone who you could date happily and not in secrecy.
you don’t tell him it’s simon who chose to hide the fact that you two are together in the first place.
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it really would be so so messy!! i wanna write an actual fic for it but i feel like that opens up sm plotlines and im not ready !!! i havent even established the john price arc 😭
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hyunsvngs · 6 months
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no cuzzzzz sub innie would wake u up for sex and u just being like “oh ok” and holding in ur mosns makes him sososos frustrated and whiny :(( he’ll keep asking u if ur feeling good and you’d just nod but he wants u to be more vocal abt it so he’ll beg…. but you’ll just be like “just finish ur thing innie !!” and he will CRRRYYYYY and start pounding intobubharder, even angking his hips to find your gspot!!!
UGGGHHHHH YES
the sunlight is barely starting to filter through the curtains, and jeongin wakes you up grinding his dick into your ass. his arms are wrapped tightly around you, his lips resting on the back of your neck, leaving kisses and breathy moans on your skin.
"innie?" you mumble, eyes bleary.
"i need- i just need- fuck, please-"
you get the gist pretty quickly, humming. "okay fine, just prep me first." you tug down your shorts, and his fingers are rubbing at your clit, swiping through your folds. his movements are messy, but certainly do the job. he slips a finger inside you, then two fingers, scissoring you open with haste.
he wastes no time in pushing his dick into you, squeezing your frame tightly as he does. he fucks you slowly, so slowly, and you sigh, shuddering in his hold.
"does it feel good for you?" he asks, picking up the pace.
"mhmm."
"how good? tell me i'm doing good."
"sooo good, innie," you sigh.
"more," he whimpers. "more- please- i'm good, right?"
you groan softly. he's blowing your fucking mind as usual, but you're just so sleepy. "yeah, innie, fuck, you're good."
he shifts, climbing atop you and angling his hips to grind the tip of his dick against your g-spot.
"oh god," he moans. "you like this baby?"
"jesus christ," you huff under your breath. "yes, innie, i fucking love you and your stupid, giant dick. just do your thing and fuck me already!"
"oh god." his whines increase in pitch. "getting close- please-"
"please what? just cum in me, baby. you know that you’re allowed to.”
"please- please be mean to me-"
“dirty boy,” you coo, speech still slurred. it does the job anyway and he starts letting out little ‘ah, ah’s, face buried in the crook of your neck. “you’re a fucking whore, innie. waking me up just to get your cock wet, do you know how pathetic that is?”
“oh, oh, cumming,” he mumbles, legs scrabbling to get closer to you. his fingertips are nearly bruising but you allow it anyway, your sweet boy rutting into you like he’s never felt anything like it before despite fucking you regularly. “g’na fill you up, oh, cum with me-“
and you can’t deny that. your orgasm feels like bliss when you’re this sleepy, fluttering around his cock like you’re floating on a fucking cloud. jeongin whimpers through his orgasm, his teeth nipping you a few times with his desperation but you’re happy to feel his cum inside you anyway. you had been feeling a little empty, in all honesty.
he slips out of you, immediately collapsing on top of your body. his weight is welcomed, especially when he’s nuzzling into your skin and thanking you over and over.
“sleep now, baby boy,” you mumble, kissing his forehead. “you’ve been good.”
“made you cum,” he slurs, eyes already half lidded as he fights off his slumber.
you giggle. “you did, baby. well done.”
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crazykuri · 1 month
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music to my ears 🥰
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stonelovesbeer · 11 days
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Well ladies! I finally found it!! Now what do I do? 🍻🍻
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coughloop · 2 years
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cottonplushes · 6 months
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Guuuuyyyyyysssss! Why does the bllk fantom hate igaguri? What did he do to deserve this?
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