prompt:

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strategist group chat: Woe gets a package

alianorasEpilogue: hey so how do people like, open boxes

alianorasEpilogue: normally speaking

impenitentShipper: hands are a favourite of mine

impenitentShipper: for that and other reasons

impenitentShipper: scissors if that doesn't work out for you

alianorasEpilogue: **takes notes**

wayfaringStranger: I enjoy an X-Acto knife

alianorasEpilogue: So how would people recommend uh. opening boxes without hands.

alianorasEpilogue: say uh, you were busy.

impenitentShipper: get some hands, duh

fraternitasFlore: get someone else to do it?

impenitentShipper: yeah that. is definitely what i meant by that

alianorasEpilogue: hmm......

wayfaringStranger: Depends on the box. If you don't care about the contents, fire usually works

alianorasEpilogue: Thank you all!

[ae goes offline]

autosotericAnticryptid: Getting someone else to do it usually works for me.

impenitentShipper: so what's the over/under on them just. not having hands

[later]

alianorasEpilogue: I figured it out guys!

alianorasEpilogue: Also if you see anyone talking about Angles Anonymous, that's completely coincidental.

alianorasEpilogue: Absolutely no connection whatever.

[...]

autosotericAnticryptid: I. Just thought you needed a hand.

autosotericAnticryptid: ...that's not even supposed to be a pun.

impenitentShipper: They did, in fact, mention a lack thereof

alianorasEpilogue: i didn't mention anything of the sort!!!!

impenitentShipper: i'm not sure it was meant to be literal

alianorasEpilogue: you all were the ones that jumped to conclusions!!

alianorasEpilogue: I can take care of myself, thank you!

autosotericAnticryptid: Do you actually have hands

alianorasEpilogue: whether i have hands or not is entirely besides the point here, @autosotericAnticryptid!

[even later]

impenitentShipper: I don't think we can handle it.

impenitentShipper: Your body's too bootylicious.

alianorasEpilogue: anyway i would appreciate if people stopped discussing my hands thanks!!!!

alianorasEpilogue: they're completely normal hands and that's all there is to say about that.

wayfaringStranger: Okay, I'm done.

alianorasEpilogue: they've got thumbs, four fingers, nails, everything!

alianorasEpilogue: knuckles

alianorasEpilogue: a palm!

autosotericAnticryptid: skin

alianorasEpilogue: skin!

The “Gamers Against Weed” group from SCP are a set of Glitch PCs.

So. There's this group/fiction collection/shared subuniverse of SCP that's called Gamers Against Weed, which is an online chatroom with an ironic name whose membership includes several "anomalous individuals". This is not particularly unusual as SCP groups go. Only, when I read it, I keep finding bits and pieces that extremely remind me of Jenna Moran's Glitch, a tabletop RPG about trying to live with a world that is incorrect. (Well, technically, Glitch takes place in the world of Nobilis, but Nobilis 3e is unavailable on the internet anymore and 2e is from like, two decades ago.)

The trick here is that the SCP Foundation wants to contain "anomalies", which happen to include several of the members of this group; this results in a larger social context broadly similar to the status of Glitch's Chancery organization - theoretically, they're not part of any world-destroying schemes anymore, but if they draw attention, they're still going to get locked up just as fast as any other anomaly is. In the meantime, they have a chat group on the Internet, and their way of coping with absurdity, meaninglessness, gender dysphoria, and the general suckiness of the world is to try to lighten the tone of the world with pranks - pranks they try very hard to keep from causing any actual harm. (See also this tumblr thread about millenial neodada.)

So here's some examples: there's the Cool And Awesome Ways To Say No To Weed series (part 1, part 2, part 3), where the characters do such things as breaking the space inside a Denny's to get away from the consequences of accidentally spending cloned bills, finding someone by following the "coincidences" that are not coincidences that surround them, finding an Anchor and dragging her handler out through the phone line, and enacting the Cliffhanger Rite to seemingly die but actually escape. There's also the one member who is probably a world-killing superweapon who decided to stop after discovering Homestuck, and the one who left a group of "artists" because their performance art had become lethal. And the project where they're trying to make what is basically a Chancel: a safe untraceable place for people who have nowhere else to go.

...Which is to say that this is perfect enough that I'm currently reskinning it, so keep an eye out for if/when I start talking about writing and/or running a Glitch game called The Finding Lord Entropy Hot Club.

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