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threeroadsmeet · 8 months

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Out of context quotes from a session of Curse of Strahd

"Chill touch...better known as Litch slap"

"Can I vibe check his sermon?"

"I don't need to talk to people that's what I have all of you for"

"we are a bunch of 1%ers, we are here to solve your problems"

"yeah that's a good role, I am a persuasive little boy"

"the DND version of Pedialyte"

"Okay I need you to conjure me a cork board and red string I am gonna detective board this shit"

"hey...smile or die"

"Time is a weird soup"

#dnd #dnd stuff #dnd quotes #out of context quotes #out of context dnd #curse of strahd #dungeons and dragons #artificer #warlock #monk #sorcerer #battle smith #hexblade #kensi #divine soul #necromancer #strahd #vallaki #dungeons and dragons quotes

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krabkrab-wontshutup · 5 months

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DM: You enter the town and see something strange- White, very similar houses, each with a lawn. In front of every other house, people were mowing their lawns, and the houses between were watering their plants.

Paladin and Barbarian: OH GOD ITS THE SUBURBS.

Me(sorcerer): Hey wait isnt this a plot in “A Wrinkle In Time”?

DM: is it???

Paladin: Hey wait yeah!

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd quotes #d&d #d&d quotes #dungeons and dragons quotes

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dndclassesquotes · 1 year

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Sorcerer: This Halloween I’m going as a disappointment to my family.

Rogue: At least you won’t have to buy a costume.

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sephiramy · 1 year

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so @kayzig just reminded me of a time in a D&D game when, after the party had broken into a secret mountain tunnel filled with bandits, someone on patrol spotted them and yelled "there's a buncha people down here!!" but Kay said for some reason as soon as I said "buncha p--" their brain filled in "there's a buncha perverts down here!!"

and that was also true, although not my original intent, so I just changed it to the scout yelling about perverts in the tunnels

anyway DMing is fun and good

#dnd quotes #dungeons and dragons quotes #ttrpg

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iam-sol-emnlyswear · 6 months

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My character, a druid, surrounded by a circle of rocks with strange symbols on them: I roll a history check to see what these markings are *rolls a nat 20*

DM: *tells this long, convoluted story about the markings*

Me: cool I'm gonna roll a perception check to check for anything else

Me: *rolls a nat 1*

DM: there are definitely rocks around you!

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd quotes #dungeons and dragons quotes #druid

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sketchbookyoshi · 2 years

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Quotes from my DND sessions without context for whats going on or who anyone is

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"is there oxygen on the moon?" -Morlock "Yes" -42 -------- "AT LEAST THE DOG'S A WIZARD" -------- Cedric going though cookbook: Ah yes we have eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs... give me a minute as I look through this -------- “I never thought that a Kinnaly would stoop so low.”

"well i had to reach your level"

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“Have you ever seen a fairy circle Clementine?”

“The circles of mushrooms found in grass and other places” “They started appearing after humanoids began chopping down trees, when the tree’s remains were left, the mushrooms grow.”

“The fae, fairies and such used to live in these trees”

“Mushrooms use the death of the trees to fuel their own life. Leaving behind a circle of mushrooms. The fae created mushrooms long long ago in order to give respect to the plants and animals that had died, almost as a natural gravestone, returning them to the earth.”

“The mushrooms were created out of respect.”

“Have you ever spoken to a mushroom Clementine? It is difficult, they are not a plant, they are but a fungus.”

“Fungi are vastly different, plants are at least vaguely aware of their own mortality, but fungi are timeless godless being Clementine, as creations of the Fae they’ve been both blessed and burdened with immense knowledge of what lies beyond our realms.”

“A plant is a fool compared to the inner complexities of a fungus”

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"sniches get stiches" "nah, i just skip the stiches and go straight to serration"

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"hey man, thrognak's brain is cupcakes and bloodlust"

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"and then moki came up and uppercutted him with the power of GOD"

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"I had to fill out so much paperwork-- sobs- do you know how expensive a train is?!?" -God

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"Like i'm gonna trust you to clean the cheese" -Lady Morlock Kinnaly

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"Do you prefer living or corpse?" "I... was expecting a photograph"

-------- LM: What's the colors of the sunrise?

Dungeon Master: The colors of the sunrise, what am I supposed to say?!

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LM to everyone: these peasants. I shall provide for them as it is my noble duty! I, Lady Morlock, shall earn their respect through noble means and the law!

Lirim: Sup, Loose Moose in the Caboose!

LM: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!

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Unit 42: "I roll to suplex the train"

DM: "Ugggghhhh YOU CANT DO THAT"

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Aoth: would you like me to read the sign? Ikki: yes, I cant read Lirim: same DM: how can you not read?! Lirim: I was poor and my mother was blind! Dm: fair point Aoth: it says Authorized personnel only

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dragons quotes #dnd quote #dungeons and dragons memes #dnd memes #dnd meme #as the dungeon master these people have given me so much pain #the chaos they weild #mmmmmmmm mushrooms #dungeon master #incorrect quotes

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pigeon-princess · 4 months

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Anya has been an incredible new edition to the strahd party dynamic and I think we're reaching peak levels of chaos

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd character #curse of strahd #ravenloft #my art #pigeon princess #dnd art #dungeons & dragons #viktor vallakovich #victor vallakovich #Silas #Silas shaw #the nerds are getting fucking owned #THIS WAS A REAL QUOTE FROM OUR GAME AND IT KILLED US AT THE TABLE

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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months

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Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.

#artificer #mod meme #source: twitter #source: phyrexianthot #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

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iwannabealice · 1 year

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holga: you look like you've never touched a woman in your life

xenk: i'm homosexual

holga: i'm sorry. you look like you've never touched a man in your life

#dnd honor among thieves #honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons movie #d&d: honor among theives as text posts #incorrect quotes #dnd movie #dungeons and dumbasses #dndhat incorrect quotes #holga kilgore #holga the barbarian #xenk yendar #xenk the paladin

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reaperofravens · 1 year

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Edgin: Fuck!

Doric: Language.

Xenk: Common.

#*everyone turns and looks at xenk* what #xenk yendar #xenk the paladin #xenk #edgin darvis #edgin #edgin the bard #doric the druid #doric #dndhat #dnd hat #dnd movie #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dnd #dnd hat incorrect quotes #dungeons and dragons movie

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trollsinadungeon · 2 years

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"I'm gonna whip out all my dicks, and by dicks I mean blood magic"

-Wizard

#dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dragons quotes

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caemidraws · 7 months

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#aesthetic #dnd #dungeons and dragons #ocs #marsilio #i have no strengths nor skill to redraw the whole bad apple video so i made a page inspired by it instead #throwback to 2010 or something #something something that quote of holding your favorite cup too tightly it breaks anyway

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shrimploverart · 5 months

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i've been drawing a lot of my latest dnd pc :) this is Angel!! her race is arachne which is homebrewed. she's got anxiety and two moms. in the campaign she's had a crisis recently because she didn't know one of her moms used to be a cat and also leader of a rebellion LMAO