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dndclassesquotes · 1 year
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Sorcerer: This Halloween I’m going as a disappointment to my family.
Rogue: At least you won’t have to buy a costume.
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pigeon-princess · 3 months
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Anya has been an incredible new edition to the strahd party dynamic and I think we're reaching peak levels of chaos
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months
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Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.
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iwannabealice · 1 year
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holga: you look like you've never touched a woman in your life
xenk: i'm homosexual
holga: i'm sorry. you look like you've never touched a man in your life
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reaperofravens · 1 year
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Edgin: Fuck!
Doric: Language.
Xenk: Common.
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caemidraws · 7 months
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shrimploverart · 5 months
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i've been drawing a lot of my latest dnd pc :) this is Angel!! her race is arachne which is homebrewed. she's got anxiety and two moms. in the campaign she's had a crisis recently because she didn't know one of her moms used to be a cat and also leader of a rebellion LMAO
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also funny thing her god is a siamese cat and this was decided literally years before i met our dm
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sephiramy · 1 year
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preserving some of my favorite D&D/TTRPG tweets for posterity
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marksandrec · 11 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2549
Shane, no. (Dialogue from Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves; suggested by @leeshajoy.)
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mrcreative8899 · 11 months
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Xenk: My kink is a happy and fulfilling relationship where my feelings are acknowledged and respected.
Edgin: Too unrealistic, stick to bondage like everyone else.
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incorrectdndhat · 1 year
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Edgin: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Holga: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Simon: I got distracted half way through.
Doric: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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contextfreedungeon · 1 month
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Rogue: Sorry, sometimes there's a paladin in my head that confuses me
Reoccurring NPC: Oh my father used to hallucinate a paladin sometimes
Rogue: Interesting
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months
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Cleric: You need to eat healthier. Fighter: No. Cleric: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died. Fighter: Oh my gods. Cleric: In a fire storm. Fighter: That sounds unrelated. Cleric: I cast the fire storm. Do not disobey me.
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iwannabealice · 1 year
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simon: i need an advice
edgin: really? with what?
simon: with love. how did you know you were in love with xenk?
edgin:
edgin: i'm in love with xenk?
simon:
simon: are you fucking kidding me
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reaperofravens · 1 year
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Edgin: Xenk…
Xenk: Ah, my name in b-flat. You are disappointed.
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caemidraws · 1 year
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is the dance really over / if you’re not letting go?
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