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discow1tch · 1 year
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Thinking about earthspark Bumblebee and how he's stuck being in a position of authority all day. It just makes sense to me that when he gets done for the day he wants to have someone else be in charge. He loves just doing what he's told and not having to think too much when you're on top of him.
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corneliaavenue · 1 month
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Shout out to everyone from Wisconsin. Currently at New Glarus brewing company tour having the time of my life. I love your state for its beer and cheese curds
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necromelli · 3 months
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y'all do not listen to Hozier after you've had a 100 proof shot + a xanny (they're prescribed for anxiety don't worry + I had the worst panic attack but I'm fine now) that shit will derail your whole life.
or paris paloma omg ,, cradle went so hard
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Making a story series where reader is Carlos’ tutor may have been a bad idea considering I failed most *cough, all, cough* subjects in school and am not a smart person in general 😭😭😂😂
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bluemoonrabbit · 2 years
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I often think about organisms that seem to have no life other than hatch, breed, die, and I get overwhelmed by like... cosmic confusion? Like, a mayfly. Or a bee. Or a salmon. What is the point of that organism's life? Passing on your genetic material, sure, but to what end?
Like, I watch bees work themselves to death storing honey for the winter... for what? The colony as a whole will survive, but then that next generation of bees will just be living long enough to ensure that new bees can be born, keep the colony alive, then die in turn. The bees get nothing from it. The colony gets to live, but it's not an organism, it has no thoughts or feelings, so it's not like it's aware that it gets to live. A beehive cannot enjoy its own perpetuation.
I know that this is extremely anthropocentric. Or vertebrate-centric? But like, other animals enjoy life while they live it. Even something as short-lives as a little frog can chill on a lily pad in between mating and fleeing. A cow can play with its cow friends. That is a reason to live. A bee or a mayfly though, does not really have individual sentience. It exists as an extension of a group impulse, a tiny living nerve making up a whole. But that whole can't feel or think, so what's the point of it?!
Logically I know that it's all biology and instinct, that there is no "why" or "use" or "purpose" to an anthill or bee colony, but emotionally I cannot wrap my mind around that at all. Why did a thing evolve a life cycle that is solely devoted to continuing its own existence? I hate this.
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thefoxholecast · 13 days
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The Original Foxhole Court Extra Content (Archived from Nora Sakavic’s Tumblr)
We copied the following text directly from the pre-2024 version of the Foxhole Court Extra Content page on Nora Sakavic’s Tumblr blog (korakos.tumblr.com/fox). In March 2024, she did “some spring cleaning” by shortening the list of links and deleting/hiding old posts. The links in this copy lead to archived snapshots of the old posts on the Internet Archive Wayback Machine.
Some of the links are broken. If you have copies of these posts, please let us know so we can fill in missing content!
Because Tumblr only allows up to 100 links per post, we're unable to replicate the full list here. View the full list of links on our blog here: thefoxholecast.tumblr.com/FoxArchive
The Foxhole Court
ETA 2023: most of the posts here are from 2013-2015. Some of them overlap with older drafts. Some answers have evolved over time, even if they haven’t been updated here. Most I haven’t changed my mind on, for better or worse. Take ‘em or leave ‘em, and good luck making sense of ‘em around all the drunk rambling and detours. One day if I have the energy I’ll just sort it into a coherent reference.
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Two sections here: the questions submitted by tumblr users, and a miscellaneous collection of stories & factoids pulled from the oft-neglected blog. The questions aren’t in any particular order, though I did try to organize them by subject matter. Ish. Once the dust is settled a bit I’ll try to find a better sorting system. Also, the tumblr tag I use for questions is http://korakos.tumblr.com/tagged/foxhole-court-questions-and-spoilers
Lots of spoilers for The Foxhole Court ahead!
Preface: Why are Asks disabled in 2016?
COURTING MADNESS
—Exy Rules & Regulations
—Exy: A History of the Sport
—Palmetto State University
—The original “What Happens After King’s Men” post
—SON NEFES, the cousins’ freshman year through Renee’s eyes
——One . Two . Three . Four . Five
—Nicky Hemmick
—Seth Gordon
—Aaron Minyard
—Matt Boyd
—Kevin & Andrew
—David Wymack & the Monsters
—Wymack & Andrew re: Neil
—Dan Wilds is recruited to the Foxes *
—Allison through Dan & Renee’s eyes *
——pulled from an abandoned, unfinished book about the Foxes’ women
TUMBLR
NEIL
—Neil’s life on the run
—Do they ever celebrate Neil’s birthday?
—What if Neil told the truth earlier?
—Neil through the Foxes’ eyes
—Neil through Ichirou’s eyes
—Neil’s looks post-book and relationship with his reflection
—Does Neil ever talk to Bee?
—Neil’s millions
—Neil’s fight training
—Who’s Neil closest to beside Andrew
—Neil’s fashion style
—Cellphone ringtone
—Christmas/birthday presents for Foxes
—Does Neil ever cry?
—Neil’s lonely fifth year
—When Neil’s overwhelmed
—Does Neil crush on his teammates?
—Neil & Ichirou’s intimidation
ANDREW
—Andrew’s sober look at his teammates & Neil
—How did Andrew react to Cass’s letter?
—Andrew’s medication and the follow-up
—Has Abby seen Andrew’s scars?
—Andrew & Mama Bee
—Andrew & Roland
—How far has Andrew willingly gone?
—What animal figurine did Andrew buy Betsy?
—Andrew’s eye color
—Andrew’s opinion of the cats
—What’d Andrew say to Nicky in TKM?
—Andrew’s honest opinion of Exy
—Andrew’s thoughts on Neil’s binder
—Andrew and his sexuality
—If Andrew had met Neil’s mother
—Andrew’s thoughts on Neil’s sexuality
—Andrew’s fondest memory of Neil
—Andrew’s aforementioned withdrawal
—Do you think Andrew is really really really awesome?
—Proust and Andrew
—What happens to Proust?
—Andrew’s reaction to Neil’s bday blood
—Andrew on Neil eventually changing out
—Does Andrew get grumpy?
—Does Andrew get less dead inside?
—Does Andrew call Neil by his name?
—Why give the Foxes crackers?
—Andrew’s first choices in winning a fight
—Who liked knives?
—What got chopped from Drake’s arc?
—Does Andrew get off thinking about Neil?
—Post Andrew & Bee’s side story?
—When did Andrew start thinking Neil was interesting?
—Any other words he can’t stand?
—What does he think about nicknames?
—Explain Andrew’s fatal disease in the comic version
—Andrew’s canon mental state
—How did Andrew not know about Tilda’s abuse?
—Why punch Neil for “Sorry”, and when Andrew is sick
—What’s with Andrew and promises
—Andrew’s thoughts on Roland’s premature confession
—Andrew’s arrest
—Wanting nothing vs not wanting anything
—Why was Andrew laughing after Drake?
—If Neil had chosen Dan & Matt over Andrew
NEIL & ANDREW
—The other 10%
—Which teammate caught on first?
—Do Andrew & Neil go on dates?
—When did they first hold hands?
—When did Andrew clue in?
—Exites self-censure
—Betsy’s & Aaron’s reactions to the news
—Roland’s opinion of things
—The breaking point
—Who tops?
—On tying people up
—Their domestic life aka Sir Fat Cat
—I love you
—Andrew and the bed issue
—Nightmares
—Do they learn to talk to each other?
—Blaming Neil for Drake
—Andrew comforting Neil?
—Neil’s fondest memory of Andrew
—Neil getting Andrew off for the first time
—Neil seeing Andrew naked
—Neil & the sex how-to
—How was the first time
—Where’d it happen?
—When was their first hug?
—“I won’t let you let me be”
—Their roadtrips
—Neil waking Andrew up
—Andrew’s real smile
—How does Andrew show appreciation for Neil
—Their happiest moments
—Does Neil ever make Andrew laugh?
—Does Andrew take comfort in Neil
—Does Andrew get protective/possessive?
—Doesn’t Neil crave affection?
—Andrew re: Neil’s panic attacks
—Media reaction to Andrew/Neil
—Further reaction to Andrew/Neil
—On “accidentally” sitting in laps
—What if Andrew died?
—What if Neil died?
—Reaction to getting hit on by others
—Do they celebrate anniversaries?
—The first time Neil pushes Andrew down
FOXES
—How tall are the Foxes?
—Why is everyone so short?
—Where did their names come from?
—What were their majors?
—What do the Foxes look like?
—What are their Hogwarts houses?
—Reaction to the kidnapping
—Do Neil & Renee become friends?
—What did Allison do with Seth’s urn?
—Nicky’s evolution over the drafts
—Do the Foxes get their skiing trip?
—Does Andrew know Nicky kissed Neil?
—When did Aaron & Katelyn fall for each other?
—How did Andrew and Wymack end up handcuffed together?
—Kevin’s favorite things
—Kevin and Andrew’s on-court kerfuffle
—Dan’s haircut
—Dan & Matt’s relationship
—Dan & Matt’s first kiss
—Matt bouncing back from Columbia
—Matt rooming with the monsters
—The other what-if OT3 aka D/M/N and the dynamic
—Do Allison and Renee have the hots for each other?
—Matt forgiving his father
—Any mistletoe shenanigans?
—Thanksgiving and the Foxes
—Kevin’s best friend
—Janie Smalls
—How did Kevin and Thea meet?
—Foxes’ favorite ice cream flavors
—Kevin & Andrew’s on-court argument
—Foxes’ taste in music
—Kevin’s middle name & drink of choice
—Do Kevin & Neil want to kiss?
—Which Fox would Kevin kiss, then?
—Kevin’s best non-Exy memory
—Allison’s three bets
—Why is Allison’s middle name Jamaica
—Kevin, Andrew, and Neil staying friends
—“Joan of Exy”?
—Can the Foxes sing?
—Some of the Foxes’ previous bets
—Do Nicky & Allison become friends?
—Are Foxes based on RL people?
—Nicky when Neil asks about friendship
—Dan & the monsters in Columbia
—What if Kevin was killed?
—Renee and her near-death experiences
—More background available on Renee?
—Why doesn’t Aaron let the Foxes in?
—Team’s reaction to Drake, Andrew’s reaction to being outed
—Andrew & Aaron’s time with Tilda
—Does Aaron reconcile with Andrew over Tilda?
—Nicky & his parents after Drake
—Foxes thoughts in Baltimore
FOXES POST-TKM
—The Pro Teams
—The Weddings
—Neil as the Best Man?
—Kevin after TKM —Thea, Jean, Foxes, and Riko
—How does Kevin & Wymack’s relationship evolve?
—Renee after TKM
—Nicky after TKM
—Aaron after TKM
—Allison after TKM
—Dan & Matt after TKM
—Dan and the US Court
—Any pro-period scandals?
—Andrew & Neil’s relationship with their team
—Would Neil hold Matt’s children?
—Neil & babysitting the Foxes’ kids
—Which Fox’s child would curse first
THE FUTURE FOXES
—Who is Robin Cross?
—Neil and Jack
—Andrew’s reaction to Neil punching Jack
—Foxes’ reaction to Neil punching
—Kevin and Jack
—Neil’s new recruit
—Andrew and Jack
RIVALS
—Who is Riko Moriyama?
—Riko & Kevin’s evolving relationship
—More about Riko & Kevin’s past
—How did Riko break Kevin’s hand
—Riko’s brutality toward Jean
—Any draft where Riko wasn’t killed?
—Were Riko, Kevin, and Jean involved sexually?
—Does the Fox-Trojan rematch happen? Also how do the Trojans & Jean get along?
—Do Alvarez & Laila (Trojans) have backstories?
—Thea’s number & thoughts on Raven brutality
THE “ADULTS”
—Kayleigh Day & David Wymack
—Abby Winfield & David Wymack
—Wymack’s parents
—Did Wymack cry during the trilogy?
—Did Kayleigh know about the Moriyamas?
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Nora & the Foxes
—Fancast and Andrew
—Changing opinion of Foxes over the years
—Bits of the scrapped K/N/A threesome here and here
—The KxAxN AU where Kevin died
—Will there be a sequel?
—What inspired you to develop Exy?
—Fox fanfictions, collected by coldsaturn
—Why a pseudonym?
—What came first, characters or story?
—Were you the artist of the comic version?
—What did the comic-Foxes look like?
—What do you do when you’re not writing?
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much-ado-about-whomst · 5 months
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I saw a post abput drunk Ness and I couldn't resist. So @blue-sunflower-bee this one's for you.
Drunk Ness fluff
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Ness will swear up in down till the day he dies that he's not a light weight. He can hold his alcohol, thank you very much.
The thing is that's a complete lie. Mike's seen him get tipsy on a Mike's Hard Lemonade. A shot of anything gets him drunker than a skunk. It's not a big deal since he doesn't drink much anyways.
Which is why Mike was suprised to see his boyfriend stumble into their house late one night after going out with some coworkers. Ness comes in giggling at nothing, and wobbling so severely that Mike gets up off the couch to help lead the taller man safely to it.
"Hello Sugar!" Ness's voice is louder than normal.
"Hey Darlin', easy now." Mike cautions as Ness trips over his own foot. "I thought you, Chris, and Jason were going bowling."
"We did!" Crise Ness as he finally made it to the safty of the couch.
"Then why are you drunk?" Mike sat down next to his silly boyfriend.
"'m not drunk." Ness pouts as he snuggles up into the warmth of Mike. "Its Chris's brithday. We had some shots in between rounds of bowling." Mike snorts and shakes his head. Ness is mesmerized by the movement of his hair. He sits up as gracefully as a newborn giraffe and starts to play with Mike's hair.
"Mike. Mike. Mike. Do you want to hear a fun fact I learned at work today?" Mike tries and fails to surpress the smile that makes its way up to his face and camps there.
"What did you learn darlin'?" Ness does a little happy wiggle, excited that someone is willing to listen to his ramblings.
"I learned from Amy that you can cook food in the dryer! She told me that her cousin's best friend did it with stake and it totally worked! Isnt that so cool? Maybe we should try that." Ness babbles as he takes his hands through Mike's hair. He starts trying to braid it, bit its too small to really amount to anything. So he gives up and runs his figners through the hair, enjoying the texture, before trying to braid it again.
"Sorry Darlin', but we are not cooking food in the dryer. No matter what Amy's cousin's best friend says." Mike's hands hold on to Ness's hips to keep him from toppeling off the couch
"But Sugar, think of the learning opportunities for Abby." Ness's puppy dog eyes were at full force and aimed right at Mike's heart. Mike steals himself before continuing.
"You can't use that as an excuse every time you want to do something."
Ness yawns real big and then replies,"I can try."
Mike makes sure Ness is sexure before standing up.
"Lets get you to bed Darlin'." He says in a hushed tone as he picks up Ness in a bridal carry and starts making his way to their room.
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fuckmymunson · 2 years
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𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐬 <𝟑.
18+!, smut, (forced) pregnancy, gaslighting, yandere!Eddie, basically trying to brainwash reader♡..... Did it before bed, so sorry for any typos and errors hehe,,, I know this is horrible, just go to sleep too!, I love you Eddie, let me have your children ♡
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Eddie knew you were born to succeed. To be a ruler of the world, to run away from this godawful shitty town. You were beautiful, strong, independent, you were ready to eat the world in a single bite.
I mean, that's why he fell in love with you. All the confidence you radiated, how you glowed, how you had that determination in your eyes. You attracted him like bees to a big, sweet honeypot. Eddie tried to convince himself that once you graduated, you were going to get a huge scholarship on a prestigious university and live the life you were born for.
But when that day arrived, he found himself unable to let you go.
He cried, he cupped your face in his cold hands, reeking of weed and beer, and begged for you to never leave him. He looked heartbroken, and you knew that a heartbroken Eddie was the thing you hated the most. You tried to, you really did, but there was no way you would give up your whole future a boy, even if that boy was Eddie Munson, the love of your life.
"Eddie." You cried, struggling between hiccups. "I can't stay. I can't. I don't want to live in Hawkins forever, that's not the life I want for me."
"Please, angel." He kissed you, desperately. He kissed you as his life depended on it. "Please. Don't."
Eddie had a backup plan. Like he always did.
He lied, and he felt guilty just for lying, not for what he was about to do.
"Let me hold you one last time, angelcakes." He whispered, hiding his teary face in the crook of your neck. "Please. I love you."
"I love you too, Eds."
It was loving, sensual, sweet. Eddie kissed every inch of your skin, as if it was the last time he would. He left extra marks, to let everyone know that you had a lover waiting for you, back at home. Between sweet little nothings, promises, soft, slow kisses, you were drunk in his image, his touch, his scent. You were drunk in the Eddie Munson.
"I love you. I love you." Eddie kissed your shoulder, spreading your legs, cupping your face, purposely dragging your gaze from the upcoming union of your bodies. "I love you." He repeated, a little bit louder.
To hide the slight sound of the condom being unrolled from his cock.
"I love you, Eddie." You were so dizzy, so lost in pleasure and love, and in pain too, because the melancholy was still there, knowing this would be the last time you had him in your arms.
He slid in, and you thought about how good it felt, it felt different, it felt better. Maybe because it was the last time. His thrusts were slow too, enjoying every moment, lost in the way your silk, dripping pussy clenched around him, nothing standing in the delicious sensation of his bare cock against your walls.
"It feels s—so good, baby." You moaned, arching your back gracefully and pressing your gorgeous breasts against his chest. "Fuck."
"You're so tight, angel." He groaned, speeding up. "Shit— So good f'me, so sweet. My beautiful girlfriend. Mine. Mine." He continued rambling, and you adored it. This was your Eddie, the cheesy lover, your devoted worshipper.
"Yours." You complied. Sealing your destiny.
His rough fingertips against your clit worked wonders to drag you to that dizzy, adored subspace. You mumbled, you cried, you whined for more, for him. You were overwhelmed by the love, the lust, and you came, screaming his name, the moon and the stars being the only witnesses of your first love. A few seconds later, Eddie did too, inside you, like he always did.
He kept talking, whispering the same little nothings, the same prayers, the signature Eddie Munson's love language, to distract you from the way his cum slid down your swollen, puffy cunt. He offered you a warm bath, one you didn't hesitated to accept. Your back pressed against his chest, as he wrapped his arms around you, hearing your quiet sniffles.
But Eddie, he was praying. Praying for his plan to work♡.
The next morning, you woke up in his arms, treasuring the night before as one of the best ones in your whole life.
Eddie, dear, dear Eddie, was thrilled.
You were his.
♡˚✧₊⁎
Eddie was in his room, alone. His uncle was away for a few days, so while blasting his favorite mixtape, he didn't heard the first time you knocked on the door, or the second, or the third time.
Until you banged your fist against his window, he jolted, rushing his bare feet towards the front door.
There you were, crying, with puffy red eyes, and carrying a big box, and your backpack.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
You sobbed against his chest, shaking uncontrollably. Your words were confusing, a mere blur, but Eddie already knew what was going on, and he was glad you were still whining on his chest, so he could hide the pleased smirk in his pretty face.
"Angelcakes." He said, cupping your flushed cheeks, kissing your tears away. "What happened?"
As if he didn't knew the answer.
"Eddie." You whined his name, with adorable glassy eyes. Goddess, he just wanted to eat you whole. "M—My parents... they... I—" Another sob rocked your body, making you shiver. "I'm pregnant."
He used every ounce of self control he had left, to suppress the sick, wide grin that threatened his lips. He just brushed your hair, kissing your forehead.
"We'll figure it out together, my love." He placed a hand on top of your stomach, rubbing his thumb lovingly. "I promise you I'll be there for both of you."
"Please d—don't leave me."
"I will never leave you, princess."
You didn't realized how serious he was.
"What about school?" He asked, and he sighed when you broke into painful sobs again.
"My p—parents say that they won't help m—me with the moving E—Eddie, no money, no car, I have nothing!" 
That was a lie, you had him.
What else could you ask for?
"You don't need 'em, baby." He kissed your lips, holding back a groan at the salty taste of your tears in his mouth. "You have me, I'll do anything you need, anything you want, name it, it's yours." He meant every word. "You don't need the rest of the world when you're with me, because I am your whole world, just like you're my whole world, right?"
You nodded, sniffing.
"That's right, princess. We'll sort this together, we can do it. I'll get a job, you can stay here in the trailer with me, you know Wayne adores you. For you, for us, for our little family. You don't need anyone else, your parents don't matter now, okay? Only us. You will stay here with me, okay? Yes, yes baby. My baby. My beautiful girl. Mine."
"Yours, Eddie." You gave him a shy smile, and you could literally see the hearts flying around his head.
"Mine."
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hazbinbossbrainrot · 2 months
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Hazbin Hotel Headcanons:
- Bee & Angel would be best friends (the common denominator being that they’re both insects and have musical abilities)
- Angel Dust doesn’t know the rest of the Seven Deadly Sins except Asmodeus the King of Lust (cuz go figure 🤭) which is his favourite
<> His least favourite Deadly Sin is Mammon (because he reminds him too much of Valentino)
- Angel & Husk have private conversations in Italian because no one else understands
- Husk has reading glasses (boat-shaped) but refuses to use them 😂
- Anthony (Angel Dust) definitely watched RuPaul’s Drag Race when he was alive
- Emily is actually Charlie’s half sister (staying here until confirmed otherwise 🤭)
- Despite being annoyed with Angel Dust (as a person); Alastor gets taught the “gay language” like ‘that’s the tea' etc
- Angel Dust definitely now sings “Loser, Baby” all the time to himself (like the rest of us 🤣)
- Cherri Bomb feels inferior to Husk because 1. She’s Angel’s best friend first and 2. He stops him from being “fucked up”
- Angel Dust has characteristics of ASD (considering that his personality is based on Alaska Thunderfuck who’s definitely on the spectrum with a combination of Trixie Mattel) and also ADHD
- It was stated that Husk was/is family oriented so I definitely have a hunch that he’d would have a family before he died
- Angel Dust (due to the abuse from Valentino) would have a praise/validation kink with a significant other
- Husk’s room is a representation of Las Vegas and has a poker table (for sure!) and a scratching post to file down his claws 😂
- Angel unofficially dated (?) Valentino before things started going downhill (increasingly fast & really bad)
- Alastor had a passion for dad jokes (and annoys everyone with it 😂)
- Husk was definitely friends with good Bee back when he was an overlord (common denominator being their passion being honesty and authenticity)
- Angel habitually locks his door (even at the Hazbin Hotel) because it makes him feel safer
<> Because of this Husk either respectfully knocks on the door or leaves his gift (a bottle of alcohol) outside
- Frank (one of the Egg Boiz) becomes roommates with Angel after he saved his life in 1x08 🥹
- Angel Dust ironically has arachnophobia 🤣 (AKA “fear of spiders”)
- Husk is a gentleman (more implied than HC) in a 101 ways and definitely would be the “old-fashioned” type
- Alastor forces Husk to keep his “overlord attire” to as a reminder of what he had lost
- Angel Dust’s best feature of his body (canonically implied) is chest however — outside of work — will only let certain people touch it
<> Which kind makes sense since he shows off his chest (proud) but keeps his feet hidden (insecure)
- Charlie and Angel Dust have a sibling relationship (definitely canonically implied) but extended of that she’d ask for his opinion or ask him to do her makeup for a big event or something more significant
- When drunk and angry Angel definitely rambles in Italian but no one else understands (except Husk)
- The Seven Deadly Sins are all best friends (except for Mammon)
- Angel Dust has age regression (which is very common victims who have PTSD)
- Husk always makes gambling idioms ~ ie: “I keep my cards to my chest” (translation: I’m a private person)
- Angel Dustdied on his birthday date which is why he doesn’t like to celebrate it anymore
- The minute Charlie learns that Angel is Italian; she goes out of her way to learn the language (as any good surrogate sibling would 🥹)
- Husk doesn’t enjoy card games that don’t involve gambling (so ie Blackjack which is more about getting the numbers than betting money) but sometimes would do it for fun ~ very rarely though
- Niffty & Charlie are actually huge “Huskerdust” fans and would do anything to get Angel and Husk together
- If Husk ever drank coffee he’d have a short or long black without sugar or milk (which often shows maturity)
- Once Angel Dust is comfortable with someone he’d constantly lay on the dad jokes (especially the 18+ 🏳️‍🌈 fruity 🏳️‍🌈 ones)
- Husk waits up for Angel Dust — whether it be 5 AM in the morning— before packing up the bar
- Every 🩷 motif on Angel Dust are the places he’s most sensitive area (so technically his sweet spots)
- Despite Husk being an alcoholic he has actually has a high tolerance of alcohol and would take a lot to get to that point (something emotional related)
- Husk’s real name is either a “Henry” (most likely), “Huxley” or a “Henrik”
<> Henry means “estate ruler” which I thought made the most sense because he owned a casino at one point 🤔
- Adam admires Angel Dust and his porn videos so much he copied his eyeliner (same shape and everything 🤣)
- Alastor cheated when he challenged Husk to a game of cards (there’s no way he wouldn’t have)
- Vaggie mistakes Huskerdust’s flirting (who are clearly dating) as Angel sexually harassing Husk 🤣
- Husk zodiac sign is either a Leo ♌️ (🐱) or a Taurus ♉️ (🐂)
Huskerdust / Anthusker edition:
- Angel is terrified of horror movies (however picks them out regardless for the sake of jumping into Husk’s arms when picking out movies 🤣)
- Husk is definitely “forced” (metaphorically) to watch RuPaul’s Drag Race with Angel Dust and would be the type to get upset if he watched it without him 🤣
- Husk & Angel call each other “baby” and “loser” (affectionately) because it reminds them of their duet
- Fat Nuggets, Frank (post 1x08 🤭), & Niffty are definitely Angel & Husk’s “children” 😂
- Husk due to being the “King of Consent” always fusses about being able to touch Angel even when given the okay 🤣
- Angel goes to Husk’s room whenever he has PTSD / nightmares about Valentino (platonically)
- Husk keeps the “Huskerdust dynamic” with Angel Dust in front of other people; but in private he’s more laidback towards him
- Husk is actually sensual and clingy within the relationship with someone (which is why he’s so emotionless before getting intimate with someone)
- Angel & Husk sing/dance to each other when feeling down to make each other feel better
- Husk definitely watches Angel Dust’s porn movies in private in his spare time (mainly at bedtime where there’s no one around 🤭)
- Angel uses the white noise of Husk’s saxophone to help him sleep (especially after a nightmare about Valentino)
- Husk sings / whistle “Loser, Baby” constantly to himself (and sometimes Angel Dust joins in)
<> Huskerdust have a sort of “pact” that if Angel wants any sort of physical contact with Husk he either has to make the first move or give him a “green light” (because Husk won’t take initiative until allowed )
- Anthony first fell in love with Husk (who fell harder) — since the pilot episode 🤭 — but didn’t know how else how to react so he relied on “Angel Dust’s” personality
- Husk is the “take it slow” type of person (implied) and not the one to always rush into a relationship
- Angel & Husk would definitely go for midnight flights with this soundtrack in the background:
- Husk always gets roped into cuddles & purring (particularly when Angel has one of his rough nights of being SA'd 💔😭)
- Angel is obsessed with Husk’s tonality and gets all sorts of worked up (in a good, sexual way)
- Huskerdust constantly argue about whether Angel should go to Heaven or stay in Hell with Husk ~ which often lead to a heated make out session 🤭
- Angel goes to Husk’s room whenever he has PTSD / nightmares about Valentino (platonically)
<> Husk cuddles Angel — for the umpteenth time — he’s had any sort of nightmare & or PTSD (intimately)
<> Husk’s favourite part of Angel’s body would be his chest and his gold tooth every time he smiled
- Angel always sends acronyms to Husk which irritates the latter in frustration not knowing what it means (ie BAE etc) 🤣
<> Huskerdust would come to an agreement of having an “open relationship” (practically polygamous) due to the fact that Angel Dust is a sex worker & pornstar
- Angel Dust is foreign to lubricants (or if he does know he’s used to it in a very little amounts) and might need a “reintroduction” to a brief sex-ed lesson with the right person
- When in a very drunken state Husk always subconsciously finds himself in front of Angel’s door and knocks on it without thinking 🤭
- Even as Anthony — Angel Dust — will make occasional dirty jokes or sexual innuendos (even in front of Husk) but it’s genuine rather than OTT hypersexuality
- Husk always thinks (internally) that Angel is beautiful every day but really falls hard when he’s just woken up with disheveled hair and no makeup on
Credits to: @a-schmoozer-and-a-dummy
- Even when dating Angel Anthony gets a little anxious about the topic of sex when talking to Husk (and quickly shuts it down)
- Husk always puts planning his dates with Angel 200% effort and goes to great lengths (also always thinking of the best romantic spots to take him)
- Angel always end up falling asleep against Husk’s chest (especially when the purring starts 🤭)
- Post episode 4+ (hopefully gonna happen in S2) Husk lets Angel rest his legs over his lap
Credits to: @huskerdustfanart for giving me this idea
- Angel tries to teach Husk how to use his phone and what certain apps actually do 🤣 (much to his irritation of being able to use it)
- Husk doesn’t like other people sitting on the counter of his bar however will let Angel do it (which is saying a lot in itself 🤭)
Credits to: @triona-tribblescore for giving me this idea
- Angel often suggests Husk to give him a massage after he’s finished working (knowing full well he loves them) which the other always consents to and ends up sighing with absolute satisfaction 🥰
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skylarkking · 1 month
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Random TFA silly headcannons because as of writing this it is 3am and my brain is stupid
Bumblebee snores like a MF when he's overtired
Bulkhead secretly attends art classes
Ratchet LOVES telanovela shows that are super sappy and romantic
Prowl secretly wants an army of animals so he can feel like a Disney princess
Optimus really likes slapstick humor and has been caught watching The Three Stooges on more than one occasion
Megatron knows he has an almost vampire like vibe which is why he PURPOSEFULLY broods in the dark
Starscream once tried to chug some of Megatron's high grade and INSTANTLY got drunk (fuckin' lightweight)
Lugnut is as dumb as he looks and that is partially due to him not thinking before he acts
Blitzwing's Random persona sometimes will try to eat things that are not edible for Cybertronians like candies or fried human food. Hothead gets really annoyed when he fronts and his tanks hurt from Random while Icy just internally sighs and is like "just another fuckin' Monday"
Shockwave does yoga
The Starscream clones are dumber than Starscream and share a collective 'hive mind'
Sentinel’s chin is a fashion choice albeit a poor one
Elita-1/Blackarachnia has kicked Sentinel’s aft on more than one occasion
Wasp/Waspinator sometimes buzzes to himself like a child would pretending to be a bee
Ultra Magnus blushes if you kiss his servos
The Jet Twins are ticklish
Jazz sometimes wishes that Sentinel would just politely shut up whenever he rants
Thanks for reading my rambles and goodnight lol
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rosemary-morgan · 9 months
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Javier Escuella X F.Reader - Our safe place (18+)
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Many thanks to @fangirl-ramblings 🖤 she has been beta reading for me 🌹
And thanks to all who read and like my stories. Stay healthy and take care, my lovely bees 🐝🌺
Warning: Nsfw, just pure filth, but they are so in love🖤
Summary: A secret place where you both could leave your daily worries behind. A place where there is only you and Javier…
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Our safe place (18+)
It was still very early in the morning when Javier and Y/N snuck out of camp. Together they wanted to enjoy a little privacy, to do their morning care without prying eyes. They could do that more often now in their new home, because there was a place nearby where they could bathe undisturbed; protected from the gaze of strangers.
Javier and Y/N had recently discovered this place their little secret, which they had never shared with anyone in the camp so far. Now they were both standing in the water up to their waists, their bodies wet, in a tight embrace. Goosebumps rippled across their skin, as it was quite fresh this morning. But it didn't seem to bother them. Especially since Javier enjoyed the feeling of her plump breasts against his skin. Y/N had her arms wrapped around his neck, her hair was soaked, single strands of hair sticking to her face, neck and shoulders. Javier's hands gently ran along her hips, reaching softly into her soft flesh again and again.
"Mi amor. I'm enjoying this togetherness with you."
"Me too," she whispered as she gazed into his eyes. Oh, she had fallen for Javier instantly. She was drunk with love for this man. She would never forget her first encounter with him. But that was another story.
Wherever Javier touched her, it tingled like crazy. His fingers felt warm, the warmth of his body spread to hers and she sighed contentedly as she pressed her body even closer to him. She could clearly feel his cock grinding against her.
"Te deseo, Y/N…"
His voice was a shade deeper, which excited Y/N deeply. It was so calm and quiet around her and she was enjoying this moment with all her senses. Javier's mouth gently brushed hers before he kissed her. It was a gentle kiss at first, while his hands caressed her beautiful body; over her hips, down to her gorgeous bottom, gently massaging along the way, purring into the kiss as he did so.
By God, this woman was driving him crazy. They had freshly become a couple, just a few weeks ago their love story began. Everyone in the camp had just been waiting for them to finally find their way to each other, because it had been obvious how much Javier and Y/N liked each other.
Her lips felt like velvety rose petals, almost too fragile to be touched. Nevertheless, after he put her lower lip in his mouth, tasted it, and bit into it lightly. It pleased Javier to see her lips swollen from his kisses. The men should know that Y/N already belonged to another. Slowly, he let the tip of his tongue glide over her, as if he had all the time in the world. Then he continued with her upper lip, nibbling a little more until his kiss became firmer. Y/N's heart beat faster as she responded to the sudden outburst of his passion. Javier felt her quickened pulse under his fingers as he cupped her neck with his hand and squeezed gently.
Y/N visibly shuddered as his hand stroked her breast, then reached for the firm flesh and moaned into the kiss with pleasure. Y/N did the same, gasping deeply aroused into his mouth as her fingers dug into his shoulders.
"Javier…"
She loved to be touched by him. His kisses were a sweet torture, his lust and passion had completely ruined her. He had been her first man and had shown her how beautiful physical love was.
His thumb and forefinger played with the sensitive nipple until it became quite stiff. This time it was she who intensified the kiss and it was not five seconds before she finally grabbed him and led him out of the water. A blanket was already spread out on the lawn and Y/N led Javier there, settling down there with him. The young man was slightly bent over her, his toned body snuggled close to hers, while he looked at her pretty face. Lovingly he stroked her cheeks and his eyes wandered over her seductive neck, watching the fine drops of water slide down her skin. He heard her heartbeat and the soft chirping of the birds. It was almost as if time had stopped.
Satisfied, he lowered his head to explore her seductive breasts more closely. Her delicious, round breasts that were moist, just like the rest of her body. God, Javier would take his time pleasuring this woman. He wanted to explore every corner of her body, tease her with his tongue and lips. He would use his hand to straighten her breast, covering it with kisses. Then he circled her erect bud, sucking her deep into the moist warmth of his mouth.
Javier laid his naked body completely on top of her and Y/N immediately opened to him like a flower. She could feel his cock where she needed it most. Instantly she moaned as he rubbed against her clit. All it took was the slightest touch and she went crazy with desire.
"Oh, Javier…"
Her lustful sigh sounded so tortured and Javier couldn't help but smirk.
"Yes, mi amor?"
Her hands grabbed his taut buttocks, squeezing him tightly. She was all wet and already ready for him. He reached between their bodies and began to gently caress her swollen clit. Satisfied, he felt her moisture.
"That wet for me already?" he asked, stroking her gently until another sigh was heard. Y/N was burning with desire for him. But he wanted to tease her and give her a little taste. So he dipped two fingers inside her, finger fucking her first while looking at her closely. His lips were on the corner of her mouth, but he didn't kiss her, because he was enjoying her lustful sounds too much.
"You like that?"
"Javier… ahh…"
His breath mingled with hers and he moaned softly with her, enjoying this moment as much as she was.
"Javier, please… I want you."
Her desire was his command. His fingers slipped out of her as he stroked his hard cock against her wet folds instead, before thrusting deep inside her. He lowered himself into her until he was completely enveloped by her wonderful warmth. Javier paused for a moment, breathing heavily on her neck, enjoying this moment. This moment when everything seemed calm. As if the world around them didn't even exist. Just the two of them and this wonderful place.
He felt small shivers of pleasure roll through her body. As he began to move inside her, they both moaned together and Javier's lust increased immensely. His pulse throbbed like crazy, his body demanding everything she could give him. He lifted her legs over his shoulders so he could be deeper inside her, and Y/N looked up at him as he straightened up, giving her a lustful glance. The tip of her tongue wet her soft lips, her eyes fixed steadily on him. Javier sped up, thrusting harder into her, causing Y/N to let out a high, lustful sound.
"Oh yes… Javier! Right there…"
And Javier thrust again. Powerful and intense, because he knew what his girl liked.
With every sensual movement of the young man, her depraved side also awoke. A side that was only granted to Javier. Her muscles tensed as she lifted herself to meet his hard, wild rhythm. Again and again, he took her in, and then he felt her arms around his body. She held onto him, moving with him. Whispers of love rose to the sky, words full of love, full of passion. Tender kisses as they made love. It was clear to hear how wet his girl was. Every time he slid into her tight wetness without effort, the loud slapping of his balls against her skin was heard and it drove them both crazy. Y/N was so filled with lust that she almost sobbed. Her cheeks were all flushed, and her eyes were shimmering. His body stimulated her clitoris with every movement, with every thrust and when he came, no longer holding back, he called her name and Y/N did the same. She found her fulfillment at the same time as he did. He embraced her tightly while she clung to him, enjoying the last aftershocks of her climax. They remained in this embrace, their bodies tightly entwined, enjoying this togetherness. She lovingly whispered his name as he tenderly kissed her cheek.
"I love you…"
"I love you too, Y/N…"
For a long time, they remained lying there. Naked and completely fulfilled in this beautiful, secret place. It was their little love nest. They laughed together as they looked up to the sky and talked about trivial things. But they were beautiful things, ideas, and dreams. They both wondered if one day, for the rest of their lives, they would enjoy this peace…
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ryosei-hime · 9 months
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The Dionysian Aspects of Queen Bee
Looking at Bee through the lens of a devotee of Dionysus is very interesting. So, I thought I’d make a post about it.
Dionysus is often mischaracterized as a drunk, but in reality he’s all about consumption within reason. He encourages drinking to excess so far as it brings you pleasure and joy, but the moment your over-indulgence brings you or others pain or shame, you’ve gone too far. He doesn’t approve of making an ass of yourself.
Which is exactly what you see with Queen Bee and Blitz. The moment Blitz is no longer enjoying himself, but drinking to forget and avoid his problems, she speaks up. If he’s not enjoying himself, she can’t enjoy the energy coming off of him. He’s tainting the punch, killing the vibe.
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Dionysus also encourages (especially women and the disenfranchised) to free themselves from the bonds of social restrictions and norms. He influenced women to throw down their weaving, uncover their hair, and run wild in the woods during a time when they rarely got to leave their homes.
We see this with Bee’s party. The guests are all Imps and Hellhounds - those of the lower classes. She chooses to socialize and consort with these classes. While you could say this is because they’re her people, and she’s the progenitor of Hellhounds, she doesn’t have to party with them. She still has a higher position than they do. And while having an affinity for Hellhounds makes sense, she also seems to prefer imps which I personally think points towards simply enjoying the company of lower class demons.
Bee strikes me as someone who would willingly lower herself to their level to an extent for the fun of it. And she may potentially have a preference for those who are more downtrodden in society.
Note I say “to an extent” because she still has power and shows no signs of not wanting it. And she can be a bit rough with her encouragements to party. Her reasons for doing so aren’t entirely altruistic either. She wants others to feel good because she wants to feel good, too.
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Dionysus can also be harsh and forceful with his liberation and freedom. It is not always something he allows his followers to choose to engage in. Sometimes, he also throws you into the punch bowl lol.
He’s a powerful God and he has no desire to be anything else. He uses that power and status to get things he wants, fuck with people for fun, and have his own good time. Bee is no more equal to the Hellhounds at her party than Dionysus to the bacchanates of his thiasos. So, in my interpretation, neither wish to actually be equal to the downtrodden they seek to uplift.
I do like to imagine Bee could incite her Hellhounds into a Dionysian frenzy and it would fit with her bee influence fairly well. That is of course just a head canon. But I think it would be a fun power.
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Dionysus was also about sexual liberation, and I think she showed a bit of that with her musings over Satan lol.
But, I think, much like Dionysus, Bee is likely an extremely morally complex person. I don’t think she’s as purely good and benevolent as I’ve seen some speculate. Who in Hell is? She’s likely got her darker shades even if on the whole, she’s much more interested in others having fun than some Sins probably are.
Disclaimer: this is just a ramble because I really liked drawing the parallel. It is not an attempt to say that Bee is a terrible, horrible, evil bitch since I know someone will misconstrue it that way somehow, this being the internet and all. But she has notes of a God I worship so it should be obvious that I like her and this is not an attempt at slander.
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an-angel-in-the-garden · 11 months
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hi hi lillyyyyyyyyyyyy~ so hear me out a nice picnic with xiao, kaveh, ayato and ayaka~
Ahhh yes! It's such a cute idea. I want to spoil all of them so much. Please enjoy nothing but fluff~ More notes at the bottom!
Xiao
It's honestly going to take a lot to convince him that going on a picnic is okay
Lots of soft little moments and gentle coaxing to show him that taking a break is perfecting fine, there's nothing wrong with it
He appreciates what you're doing and will agree in the end so long as he picks the place
A lovely mountain view is where you're gonna get because he loves showing you the secret but gorgeous views Liyue has to offer
You bring a nice basket of food and drinks, he brings the blanket and view
It's the calmest and most at peace he's felt while outside and it fills him with warmth that becomes more then welcomed with you around
There will have to be almond tofu there but also something a little more hearty to help stave off the cold from being so high up
Though he always keeps an eye out for danger Xiao plans to spend the day beside you, soaking up the sun light and enjoying your sweet affection
It's gentle and soft love all day and though it might have taken some time to get him to agree he's glad you both did this
" Maybe we could plan this again sometime. I don't mind taking a break with you."
Kaveh
The easiest to convince, he just loves getting to spend time you and he'll do anything to do it
Kaveh adores any time spent with you be it at work or just a nice day out it's always a joy with you
Though he seems like the type to be over the top with his love I think it's the total opposite
Yes he wants everyone to know you're together but his love is or you and only you so others don't need to see or hear it, though his drunk ramblings have ratted you out many times
Still a picnic is right up his alley, its cute but simple and lets you both just relax away from the city
He'll want to help you prepare it but understand if you want to be a full surprise
If he can help then Kaveh will want to join you in make the meals, you can make one thing and he'll make the other
Of course he'll bring one bottle of good wine and some fresh fruit juice
The day is long awaited by him and nothing will stop him from making the most of it, he's over the moon for this little outing
Nothing but good feelings and joy, lots of love and comfort to be a sweet cherry on top
" Oh my love! Inspiration always comes so easily when I'm with you, my dearest light thank you for inviting me to this~"
Ayato
The second hardest to convince but not for any bad reason it's just that he's so busy it's hard to put work down
With everything being so hectic in Inazuma and how much work he's always given indulging in romance is hardly easy but he does try
Honestly he wants to say yes right away when you mention wanting to go on a picnic but he knows it's not so simple
You'll have to get Thoma and maybe even Ayaka involved to help make sure he has the time and since you're going that far just make it a nice surprise
Finding a beautiful and secluded spot is really easy in Inazuma but it still takes some time to prepare everything
From food to drink and of course the soft blanket and even a pillow or two
While Ayaka distracts him you'll have to rush around to set everything up but after that its smooth sailing
This man swoons at seeing everything you set up for him and be prepared for the most clinging version of Ayato you'll see
All the kisses and cuddles you could ever want, he's gonna feed you and let you have his milk tea and just everything you want
It's the most wonderful thing in his eyes, getting to take a break and just enjoy a day with the one he loves is nothing but bliss
" You're everything I could ask for and more, I promise to give back just as much next time."
Ayaka
She would love a picnic but once more she's a little busy bee sometimes, still much easier to work with then her brother
Honestly if you just get everything prepared and then ask her to come along she has the brightest smile while asking for a break from work
She dress in a pretty spring outfit and will want to walk around with you first if possible
It's just a full on day out now and she loves getting to be with you
The picnic is just as sweet of course, Ayaka will help you set up everything and then just relax
Sipping on fresh juice, feeling the breeze and watching the sakura blossoms fall
It feels so perfect and she'll take this chance to nap peacefully with you while soaking up the sun
Ayaka just feels so loved right now, sure she always feels loved thanks to you but when you do things like this its just feels all the stronger
" You never cease to amaze me! Thank you for planning all of this for us. We still have some time so let us enjoy the sunset for a little longer."
So I really wanted to get this out right away but as you can see I did not. Still I had fun and truly I love Kaveh so much. I've already maxed him out and gotten him nice things, he's in the teapot and everything. Just the bestest boy with Ayato and Xiao. Ayaka is also very cute tho and I like writing for her, she's just so sweet. Hope you enjoyed it! Have a great night or day~ Lilly
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I love how Helluva boss has the liberal Prince of Lust despises love potions and has both the most adorable and healthiest relationship I've seen in an adult comedy for a while
Okay but YEAH I saw something on it earlier and even though Im WAY behind I wanted to ramble of Like I just.
It's very. It's. It's. I don't know how to put this? But it's a thing where I love having the Seven Deadly Sins both embody their 'Sin' but without the automatic negative morality
Like this!
Yes, Ozzie is Lust! He's a horny fuckin bastard and encourages others to embrace that part of themselves. But! He still has a bit of morality to it. Consent is important! Lust is your own feelings and indulgences, but not harming others. Lust is a natural thing that people feel devoid of morality, harming others is a choice people make
Speaking of indulgence, I get the same vibes with Bee as Gluttony! Let yourself have fun and party and get drunk af and even lean into the other territory with that Lust and everything else! But she still shows concern when she notices that someone's indulgences isn't 'enjoying themselves' but 'self-destructive behavior'.
I really hope the series continues this trend with the rest of the Slap Egg Gang because it's. It's a fascinating thing ya know?!
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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bee, you honestly give off wine mom energy.
Ahhh! I love that omg 😂🤪
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antlerontwitch · 2 months
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Guess who spent at least 4 hours drawing fry and beelzebot... sigh....
Anyways, I've been fixating on futurama recently and I've been fixated on Devil's Train by The Lab Rat for about half as long as I've been fixated on Rick and Morty. I do have a sketch somewhere of this song with Evil Morty, Rick Prime, and Rick C-137
BUT THAT RAMBLE IS BESIDE THE PPIMT
Fry as the drunk/high/tripping schizophrenic and Beelzebot as... well... the devil...
Lyrics will be under the cut !!
"It's a nice night for a walk, would ya mind if I joined you?"
"Do what you wanna do"
"Well that's great cause I'm going to
And not to annoy you but see I really have to ask
What a young dude like you doin' out by the tracks? "you waiting on a traaain?"
"Nah man let me explain
I'm mindin' my business so maybe you should do the same
I just been a witness to something sick and sadistic
So twistedly disgusting you should feel real lucky you missed it."
"Ooh easy with the tongue son, try to listen carefully
What you seen's scary but nothing can compared to me
I could show you things that paint all your dreams haunted
Or I could make you scream if I wanted
Or I can be the bee in your body, your best-friend forever
And you never have a need to beg work or steal
If all this sounds worth it then lets make a deal
All you want in life for price of your soul
All the money you can fold, power that you can hold
I'll put you in control, only if you're down to roll down these train tracks tonight."
"But where we gonna go?"
Sitting on the tracks waiting for the night train
Looking down the road ain't never gonna go back
Listen for the whistle through the wind and raindrop
Who's gonna ride the devil's train tonight?
Sitting on the tracks waiting for the night train
Looking down the road ain't never gonna go back
Listen for the whistle through the wind and raindrop
Who's gonna ride the devil's train tonight?
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Also. We are schizophrenic, so don't mind my being silly
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