Forever headcanoning SSJ4 Kakavege as a settled down old married couple, in a stable and relaxed relationship, both of them finally calmer and able to enjoy just spending time together doing nothing
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F-O-O-D (Dragon Ball/RWBY Crossover Shitpost)
Ren: "Jaune, do you want to get some D-E-S-E-R-T."
Jaune: "Yeah, I need a T-R-E-A-T."
Nora: *approaching her teammates* "Whatcha guys talkin' about?"
Gohan: *walks up next to her* "Yeah, why did you guys just spell deser--?"
Pyrrha: "Gohan, no!"
Jaune: "Gohan, shut up!"
Ren: "Don't say it!"
Gohan: *blinks* "Why?"
Jaune: *grimaces* "Gods, how do we explain this?"
Ren: "Nora..." *exhales, looking at his long-time friend* "...can't spell."
Nora: *stands there, humming to herself*
Gohan: *eyes widened* "What?!"
Pyrrha: "She can't spell! When we talk about something she wants, we spell it out loud so she doesn't get too excited."
Gohan: *bewildered* "She's about to be 18! She can't handle hearing the word treat?"
Nora: *turns to Gohan, excited* "TREAT?"
Jaune: "No treat!"
Nora: "TREAT??"
Pyrrha: "No treat!!"
Nora: "TREAT???"
Ren: "No treat!!!"
Nora: *dejected* "Aww."
Gohan: *cringes, turns to the rest of Team J_PR* "Okay, what is happening?"
Jaune: "You just saw! She gets excited when she hears the word T-R-E-A-T."
Nora: *turns to her leader* "Whatcha talkin' about, Jaune?"
Jaune: "Homework."
Nora: "Aww, shucks."
Gohan: *squints* "So, you guys treat her like a toddler?!"
Nora: *excited* "TREAT?"
Pyrrha: "No treat!"
Nora: "TREAT??"
Jaune: "No treat!!"
Nora: "TREAT???"
Ren: "No treat!!!"
Nora: *sad* "Awwwww...."
Jaune: "Buddy, you gotta spell if you're talkin' about F-O-O-D."
Gohan: *scratches his hair* "Okay, are we getting a S-N-A-C-K?"
Nora: *turns to Gohan* "SNACK?"
Jaune: *groans* "Oh, come on!"
Ren: *pinches the bridge of his nose* "Dammit, Gohan!"
Pyrrha: *facepalms* "Dear Lords...really?"
Gohan: *annoyed* "Oh, c'mon! I spelled it!"
Ren: "She knows how to spell snack!"
Gohan: "She knows how to spell 'snack' but can't spell 'treat'?!"
Nora: *excited once more* "TREAT?"
Gohan: *turns to her* "No treat!"
Nora: *brings out Magnihild* "TREAT??"
Pyrrha: "No treat!!"
Nora: *hopping up & down* "TREAT???"
Ren: "NO TEART!!!"
Nora: *stomps the ground* "MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"
Ren: "Okay, she's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P."
Nora: *relaxed* "Yeah!"
Gohan: *annoyed* "What does 'N-A-P' stand for?"
Nora: *smugly* "Party."
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