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tequiilasunriise · 6 months
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bitches really be out here publicly divorcing as if they weren’t in a secret relationship
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Filthy MAGA animal.
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syekick-powers · 10 months
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gotta say, i do not like how lately i've been seeing posts from people who use a person having colorfully dyed hair as a sort of shorthand for "leftist who is actually secretly an asshole." like people making comments like "the girl with blue hair and perfect eyeliner wings is also the one who won't give up their seat for a disabled person on the bus". like we already have to deal with the right-wing fascists using "blue hair and pronouns" as a shorthand for "leftist (trans) person who is insufferable and oversensitive", can we please not turn brightly colored hair into a caricature in leftist circles as well. having brightly dyed hair is not some magic symbol of "person who claims to be a leftist but is actually secretly an asshole". it is a morally neutral trait. and while i'm not discounting anyone's experience with someone with brightly dyed hair who treated them badly, i think that turning it into some kind of shorthand for "asshole" is just going to ultimately hurt us more than it's going to help.
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estinesstories · 1 month
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𝓒𝓪𝓷 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓑𝓮 𝓡𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓣𝔀𝓲𝓬𝓮?
𝙎𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧!𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢 𝙭 𝙁!𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧
𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙖 𝙘𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 “𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧” 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜! 💗
𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨: 𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙪𝙥 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄’𝙢 𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙢, 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧/𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙣, 𝙖 𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙡, 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙪𝙢 𝙨𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙨 (𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜) 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙚’𝙧𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨.
𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮: 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩; 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧. 𝘽𝙪𝙩, 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙙?
𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: 𝙑𝙪𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙧 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚, 𝙑𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝙚𝙩𝙘.
(𝙃𝘼𝙕𝘽𝙄𝙉 𝙃𝙊𝙏𝙀𝙇 𝘿𝙊𝙀𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙊𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙀! 𝘿𝙄𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝘽𝙔 @𝙘𝙖𝙛𝙚𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙚 ! 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣 𝙄 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙩, 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢!! 𝙄 𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 💗💗)
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Adam didn’t know how he ended up in this position. Well, actually he did.
He’d died. Yeah, died by that gremlin little neat-freak. He thought that was it. But then, he ended up back in hell. But he was… different. Looking, that is. He was a decently tall man, and had fluffy white hair. His skin was grey, but his face was covered by a mask with spikes on the neck piece. His horns were black with small red spikes on top and golden spikes on the tips. Even though his neck wasn’t, his chest was exposed to show some pecs and hair, but was mostly covered by a ripped-at-the-hem wife-beater with a red symbol in the middle. The shirt was tucked into a black and gold spiked belt and black bootcut jeans with a slit in the middle bottom of each pants leg, the start of each slit also the start of a red ombré that went on to the bottom of the leg. His boots were black, but had golden spikes on the top as well as a golden tip of the shoes. He wore black gloves with red finger tips as well, one ripped down further than the other but both having black with gold spiked bracelets on his wrists. Over all of that, he wore a long, jean band jacket that had orange, fire-like eyes inside and gold spikes on the shoulders. What was with the spikes?
But when he ended up here, some random whore started hassling him. When he didn’t oblige, she pulled a knife on him. Before anything could happen though, she appeared. He doesn’t even know her name yet, but the moment the blade shown in the light, she stepped in.
“Hey! Leave the fucker alone, Sissy!” The sinner yelled, crossing her arms as she walked up to the demon, Sissy. The whore growled and charged at him anyways. Before he could move out of the way, the sinner extended her wing in front of him quickly and took the blow. She grimaced and brought her wing back before swiftly grabbing the demon’s neck. But she didn’t do anything, instead only staring at her for a moment before dropping her to the cement, where Sissy crumbled to the floor. Adam only stared with wide eyes.
“What the hell did you do to her!?” He yelled and you looked at him confused.
“How long have you been here?” She asked nonchalantly.
“Been where?” He muttered.
“In Hell?” She spoke like it was common information.
Adam was too shell-shocked to do anything, so she brought him to her home before anyone could try and jump him again.
Adam didn’t understand, how did he get reincarnated into a sinner? How was that even possible? He was so confused.
But he was even more confused now, in that same sinner’s decently large home, watching as two kids that couldn’t be older than 13 played Hell’s version of candy land. The sinner was in the kitchen that connected to the dining room they were in making dinner. Adam frowned as got up from his seat, meeting her in the kitchen.
“I’m leaving, I don’t even remember how I got here!” He growled out, crossing his arms and watching her stir the soup in the pot. It smelt really good, but Adam had to contain himself.
“Did you not hear what I just said ten minutes ago?” She asked in an annoyed tone and turned around to face him, one hand resting on her hip while the other held the stirring spoon in the air like a wand. Adam looked clueless. She sighed. “I know who you are, Adam. I know that you were an angel that died by the hands of a demon in hell. I think I know someone who can help you.”
“Who?” Adam inquired. “And who are you?”
“She’s a friend of mine that’s working on redeeming souls, Charlie Morningstar.” She smiled. “And my name’s Y/n.”
You watched as Adam narrowed his eyes at you, puffing his chest up as if it gave him any form of authority in your house. “I am not getting help from that princess bitch, she killed me!”
You glared at him. “No, she didn’t. Nifty did. And it’s not like it wasn’t in defense; you angels decided your entertainment was worth more than human souls and hellborn that didn’t even do anything wrong.”
He seemed surprised by your words, but listened as you kept going. “And unless you want to stay down in hell with demons who try to kill you every second you’re here, I suggest you go to her. She’s the only one trying.”
He took your words into consideration and left you to cook. He returned to his seat at the dining table, watching as the younger one finally made it to the end first, where a throne with Satan sitting on it was placed. He rose a brow as the kids took a sudden interest in him. Or, more specifically, the younger one did. He was immediately bombarded with questions as the kid climbed onto the table, his red tail swishing around gently.
“What’s your name? What’s your favorite color? Are you wearing a mask? Are you dating Y/n? Why’d you come home with her? Why do you have a red streak on your hair? Are you gonna marry her? If you could be any animal in the rings, what would it be? I would be a Hellhound!” He rambled, Adam getting overall flustered by a few questions. He glanced over to the other kid, who actually was a hellhound, and only rolled her eyes at the younger demon’s antics.
“Lanzie, leave Y/n’s boyfriend alone. Plus, you’re lucky you’re an imp.” She snarked at the young boy, making him stick out his tongue at her and leaving the new sinner flushed. You heard all of this as well, and also turned embarrassed.
“Marsha! Lanzie! Leave Adam alone.” You yelled at them as you dished up dinner.
Speaking of dinner, it was silent. Like, completely silent other than the occasional footsies battle underneath the table before Lanzie played dirty by kicking Marsha’s shin, causing her to flatten her ears on her head and growl at him.
“Aren’t you kinda young to have rascals? Couldn’t you keep it in your pants?” Adam asked, not caring enough to look at you as he played with his soup. You glared at him, not answering. Adam had never had to be respectful to anyone other than Sera, Emily, the elder angels and God, so he didn’t know how to be. You didn’t know that, and just took it as blatant disrespect. Marsha glared at him as well.
“Actually, dickhead, she isn’t our mom. She’s our sister, and she found us in the shelter.” She growled, slamming her spoon down on the table. You looked to her and gently took her hand on your own, telling her it was fine. Adam just looked at her wide eyed.
“My bad, kid, I didn’t fuckin’ know,” he said sarcastically, rolling his eyes. “damn.”
Marsha was on her last nerve with this guy already, so you just got up and left, bringing him with you.
“Woah, the fuck are you doing?” He grunted as you dragged him down the sidewalk and up the street.
“You, Mr. OG Dick, are a nuisance and I think the sooner you’re rid of this intolerant attitude the better.” You growled, finally reaching the hill to the new and improved hotel. Adam looked around, flashbacks from the battle riding his thoughts. He stopped resisting, instead wanting to go inside and get away from the battlefield. He opened the door without a knock, forgetting who exactly lives here.
Charlie was the only one in the lobby, which was where the front door led. She gasped when Adam walked into the door, followed by you. You gave her a sheepish grin as the two just stared at each other in fear and disbelief.
“Charlie, this is Adam, the first man. He would like to be redeemed.” You spoke carefully. Then Charlie and Adam spoke in unison, reading each others thoughts,
“Holy shit…”
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𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜! 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙩! 💗
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slushiebrain · 3 months
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since i did traditional art last year and since i've started studying again and so have less free time, this year i'm doing pale gamkar week a little differently than my usual art (in the hopes it'll save me some time ; -- ;) i'm aiming for a little more cartoony and a whole lot sillier! i didn't have time to draw yesterday so today i'm posting both day 1 and day 2 of @pale-gamkar-week 2024 prompts: laughter and bath!
i might do full colours for these at some point but this is as good as it gets for now lol
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lewishamiltonstuff · 2 months
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You know what's fucked up about this entire Horner situation?
They were never gonna let him go. They did the investigation just to fulfill a formality. They even set the grounds for today's announcement by already posting yesterday:
"Any statement from Red Bull GmbH is expected to reflect a thorough and fair investigation, but matters of confidentiality are likely to limit the amount of information shared publicly."
By this, they just meant that whatever bullshit we post tomorrow (translation: we're not kicking him out) it'll be fair and impartial. And if someone asks us any questions (translation: we know we'll get the backlash) we can't say anything because it's a matter of confidentiality and we can't share private information (translation: you can fuck off, we don't have anything to prove him innocent, so we'll use the confidentiality clause).
And that is exactly what they did! They posted that their investigation was "impartial" and "fair" and it contains "private information".
They had been setting the stage for this all along!! Who are they trying to fool though?
I hope she takes him to court and drags him in the mud.
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libitfandom · 3 months
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Really love the idea of Lilith not only leaving Adam, but also managing to get His second wife in the divorce.
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Vincent Price as Egghead
Batman; A Yegg Foes in Gotham (1966)
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angellurgy · 5 days
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i love how i can say anything abt transness but the INSTANT i try to speak up and imply that women being targeted by terfs for murder and being the main source of anti-trans propaganda by them isnt as bad as trans men being infantilized and treated as stupid girls, i become the target of so many childish men's harassment in private and in public comment sections
you misogynistic fucks only experience terfs online/when you do go irl you only see it through your personal lenses and cant put yourself in our shows, so you just refuse to understand that while both of us are oppressed, the *material* consequences of it are not remotely fucking equal, but you cant get off your high horses for two seconds to try and understand the views of us cause as men, you are propped up for being confident, defending yourself, proving that youre a 'tough guy', even if you refuse to recognize it subconsciously. so instead you blame women for "ruining solidarity" not realizing that this is essentially the same thing as cis men saying that women are 'so woke that theyre taking away mens rights' and similar. i know plenty of trans men and transmascs who renounce the toxic patriarchal attitude you tout, because if its obviously terrible evil. but you only care about the women who speak up, because unlike you, we're an easy target.
trans women can not be terfs. if you think that is so, you are simply a misogynist and a bigot who will do anything to keep up the status quo of privilege. and i have to take the fucking blows for your willful ignorance and oppressive views, by you and the terfs you claim i am, who 'just so happen' to follow your trail of hatred to every trans woman you target.
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baejax-the-great · 1 month
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Is Paris a scrub?
The sacred texts tell us that a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly, who is always talking about what he wants, and who spends considerable time sitting on his broke ass.
Does Paris sit on his broke ass? Well, he's not broke (though he did straight up steal from Menelaus), but he does ditch a duel to go lie down in his bedroom with his hot wife, so I'm going to go with qualified yes. His laziness when it comes to combat is a point of contention with his brother.
Is he always talking about what he wants? Not really. He does tell Helen he wants to bone, but he follows through on that one. He seems more content to let other people talk.
Does Paris think he's fly? This is a matter of opinion. Despite Paris agreeing with every mean thing Hector says to him, I think he does it in a sort of roguishly cheeky way, like, yes, aren't I soooo awful [and sexy]??
So far I don't think the evidence is clear. Thankfully, the sacred texts leave us with these warning signs of scrubbiness:
If you don't have a car and you're walking ❌ (has chariot)
If you live at home with your momma ✅ (Hecuba)
If you have a shorty that you don't show love ❌ (debatable)
[If you have] no money ❌ (bedroom described as sumptuous)
[If you are] looking like trash ❌ (by all accounts hot as hell)
I think when it comes down to it, the lack of money and inability to provide or even just not be a burden to his shorty is a fundamental part of being a scrub, and Paris doesn't meet that criterion.
Verdict: Not a scrub.
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This was hysterical.
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palmtreesx3 · 3 months
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Gator Tillman thinks he's a badass and loves choking the girl he's fucking but he does it wrong every single time and literally chokes them.
You finally show him how to give the pressure from the sides of your throat and when he sees you lose your mind and grip his dick instead of sputter and choke, and your eyes roll back in pleasure instead of blow wide with panic...well he blows his load in a second flat.
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troycattribunny · 1 year
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Nothing is more pathetic than non magical girl fans commenting on the genre. You don't even understand the basic themes shut the fuck up
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sendmyresignation · 4 months
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social media is just new and excruciating ways of seeing cleanliness being upheld as an indicator of morality (same with health) which make me want to claw my eyeballs out of my skull.
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hamartia-grander · 4 months
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Why are joking about being a misogynist. Why are you joking about hating women. Why are you joking about being a "men's rights activist". Why are you using the phrase "girl [x]". Why are you perpetuating misogyny in a morbidly palatable manner on purpose. I'm. Am I in another world rn. What the fuck is going on.
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morallygreykoifsh · 11 months
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I hate that man I hate him so much
Vaemond deserves so much better than to have his house stolen from him like this
He deserved to be heard not unhonorably executed
He was murdered and his Muderer got away with it
Daemon is fucking EVIL
He is not a protective hubby
He is not a great step-dad
He is a racist and a murderer
And he deserves to die like the bitch he is
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