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#Damian tagged along once and nearly died from boredom
danny-chase · 3 years
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100% Dick, Duke, and Cass go clothes shopping together, that is all.
#they all buy matching dresses#Dick pays for everything despite it being Bruce's money they're using#yeah i see how fashionable Cass is in the Outsiders yeah you can't tell me she and Dick don't share clothes#in my world Duke is super into color theory and saw one of Dick's old outfits and was like yes this - this is it#and so he tags along to info dump about all the extra colors he can see in the stuff Dick buys#this all starts because Cass tells Barbara she wants to go on a date with a girl and Barbara blabs to Dick#and Dick comes over like girl we're going shopping right now you're about to look so good and fruity#Cass deserves to be spoiled more#the boys get their nails done while Cass gets her hair cut#Damian tagged along once and nearly died from boredom#they lost him in a clothes rack#they made it like 3 stores farther and Duke was like... wait#something's missing here#*cue Dick walking around the mall yelling Damian like that scene in Heavy Rain*#Damian's like curled up taking a nap under a pile of sweaters cuz he was just so done#Dick just buys the pile of sweaters and picks up the box and puts it in a shopping cart and pushes Damian around the rest of the time#Duke comes home one day in a disco suit and Bruce has flashbacks just like *not again*#Dick (in tears): that's my brother#anyways they don't actually buy things like 90% of the time they just go and try on absolutely everything#and then get fancy lunch together and talk about their lives#i think it would be like a cute monthly tradition#or they'll go if a gala is coming up#Dick just picks out crap for everyone else because he knows everyone's size and knows they hate shopping and like boring clothes#Duke (watching Dick pick out yet another black suit for Bruce): gross#*proceeds to pick out a lavender tuxedo*#*Cass throws a pair of matching heels at him*#Dick (in tears again): finally someone in this family who also has style#dick grayson#cassandra cain#duke thomas
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