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therealvinelle · 2 days
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Let's say, if different covens in Twilight have to control an airplane via typing "look up," "look down," "reverse," etc in twitch chat, but the rule is 1. one coven, one plane 2. they can use their gifts and they can communicate I guess, good luck communicating when they have to spam words in chat lol 3. the plane needs to stay in the air for at least 30 seconds and then they have to bring the plane down safely 4. if their airplane collides, they will immediately respawn with a new one it will be something like this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIacthT6c84&ab_channel=DougDoug Which coven's airplane successfully lands safely?
Without gifts:
The Volturi.
Aro, Caius, and Marcus worked so well together they were able to do the impossible and take over the vampire world, establishing a new world order, if anybody can copilot an airplane it's those three.
With gifts:
The Cullens.
They have Edward reading Alice's mind as Alice sees how they should do this, and Jasper keeping everybody calm and focused. They land the plane quickly and well enough to make the record board.
Also successful coven:
The Irish coven.
Siobhan really wants them to land the plane safely and what do you know, they do. Amazing coincidence, that.
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the-golden-onion · 4 months
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ohyoudosmellgood · 1 year
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i need to know emmett’s opinion on that new cocaine bear movie.
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Platonic Yandere Cullen family x sibling reader (headcanons) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(this takes place before the timeline of the books and movies)
OVERPROTECTIVE. like seriously the definition of the word. No matter what your age your family will not stand for anyone hurting you in any way. someone insults your outfit? expect one of your sisters to 'accidentally' bump into them and spill lunch on their clothes. someone is mean? next day all of their embarrassing thoughts spilt to the school.
also no friends. your family has jealousy issues loves you to much to let you spend time with anyone but them. They convince you that a friend well only hurt you and it's better to just stay with them.
and any type of date you might want to go on is instantly shot down. Edward can read thoughts so he will say no before you even get the words out. and if he's not in the room and you get to actually say something then that's shot down to even if you cry and fight them on it. they just want to keep you safe, why cant you accept that?
most likely carlisle and esme adopted you as a baby so that they could raise you to keep their secret from a young age. but no matter how old you get esme still well treat you like her baby, so prepare to never go to any party or dates ever. even if you beg carlise to talk to her about it, he probably won't since he loves seeing his wife happy.
once, you snuck out to a party that you heard someone at school talking about after your parents told you no. they sent emmett and jasper to drag you back home and you got in trouble with every member of your family. plus got grounded for a month
when your grounded your family keeps you home from school and spends every moment with you, since of course it was the lack of attention you received that caused you to break a rule.
it is hard for them since you are human still, your brothers cant mess around with you because your so fragile. once they tried playing catch with you but emmet threw the ball to hard and it broke your arm. he felt horrible and spent the next few weeks apologizing in different ways, he also got in a lot of trouble with carlise and esme.
like said in another yandere twilight oneshot of mine, they want you to live a human life but their selfish desires well overcome them. although, you would probably have to have gotten hurt in some way for them to think about it.
they well ask you first. and if you say yes then they'll be thrilled and plan a day to do it where they can all be there to comfort you.
if you say no then they would probably do it unexpectedly, one of them would distract you while carlise or edward does it.
if that was the case then the second you wake up and feed they well shower you in apologys. seriously for the next few months they well get you whatever you want to earn your forgiveness
after your turn they well teach you everything about being a vampire, if you end up getting a gift then they become more protective then ever (if that's even possible).
maybe one day they might let you date another vampire. but of course it would have to be someone of there choosing.
and when bella comes into the picture a few years later you can completely expect her to become a platonic yandere for you aswell.
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prissypickle · 2 years
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panlight · 3 months
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 months
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I knew the Cullens irl and they were vampires irl but they were unaware of Twilight so they rolled up in their car and I hugged Alice and said I was going to force her to watch Twilight with me.
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f41ntl3ss · 1 year
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𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐃𝐎,, edward cullen x fem ! reader
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“hey, quit staring at me.” y/n muttered, rolling her eyes at her bestfriends actions.
“how could i stop when somebody so beautiful is infront of me?” edward teased, playing with her hair.
“well thank you for the compliment weirdo.” y/n rolled her eyes, a small smile playing on her lips.
“i’m not a weirdo,” edward gasped in mock hurt “if anything i’m your weirdo.”
“stop flirting with me.” y/n said, locking eyes with him.
“or what?”
“i’ll kiss you.” y/n boldly replied back, expecting the vampire to back down.
“what if i want you to kiss me?” edward spoke, holding eye contact with her while seeing her cheeks turn pink.
“well then, i’ll kiss you now.” y/n smirked, leaning in and placing a kiss on edwards lips.
as y/n was expecting a peck, only for him to place his hands on her cheeks, pulling her in closer.
the two sat up, edward pulling y/n into his lap as her hands found their way to his hair.
the two proceeded to make out, their kiss only being filled with love and him kissing her passionately.
the kiss was only passionate, and loving.
the two soon pulled apart, y/ns cheeks red as she breathed.
“seem flustered there y/n,” edward teased the girl making her smack him lightly knowing it wouldn’t do any damage.
“shut up.” y/n mumbled, keeping eye contact with the boy.
“y/n, will you be my girlfriend?” edward questioned her, his hands rubbing her thighs lightly.
“yes! of course weirdo!” y/n squealed, edward smiled while placing kisses all over her face.
“your weirdo.”
“only mine.”
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twilitty · 2 years
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The fact that Edward was the only cullen to not have a bed in his room is so funny like I just know Emmett bullied him nonstop for that
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bellasberrycobbler · 4 months
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Twilight Characters as Poems
Billy Black & Carlisle Cullen
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Leah Clearwater
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Esme Cullen (& Rosalie Hale)
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Alice Cullen
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pengweng-quack · 23 days
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Bloodbound
Carlisle Cullen x Human!OC
Summary: Place Carlisle in the Edward situation of falling in love with a human, and see what happens
Chapter 4/?
Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6
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This is on Ao3 under the same title and username if you'd like to read it there (https://archiveofourown.org/works/54527830)
I genuinely forgot about posting Bloodbound for a hot minute lol whoops
Word Count: 2128 words
General warning: I used some religious references in this story so read with caution if you're not so keen into reading that
TW for this chapter: Smut (No penetration because we're not having another Bella situation)
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They walked back to the bar, with Carlisle closing the tab for the night and paying for the drinks, tipping 50% which made Celine bite her lip in excitement. After getting his card back, they rushed out of the building hand in hand. Carlisle noticed that Rosalie’s car was outside, a silent reminder of the watchful eyes of their family. He took Celine to his car, opening the passenger seat door and letting her enter the car
“I’ll be fast, I promise.” Carlisle whispered to Celine, who only nodded in response. He left a quick peck on her lips before rushing to Rosalie’s car. He knocked on the window, wondering why they were there
“Do not even think of doing something with her tonight.” Rosalie threatened immediately as the window was going down “You’ll hurt her.”
“I do not intend on bedding her while she has alcohol in her system.” He half-lied, knowing that the alcohol in Celine’s system is already almost gone. He could smell her blood slowly going back to its same alluring scent, hinting that she was slowly sobering up
“The rogue vampire is gone.” Alice informed him “Just don’t mind the scent in her place for the time being. It’s…sickening.”
“I’ll remember that.” Carlisle nodded “Are the others gone now?”
“Yes. I told them to leave after they’ve remove the vampire in her place.” Esme answered “Good luck, I think you’ll need it.”
“Go home.” Carlisle said, rolling his eyes at them and going back to his car, where Celine was waiting patiently
“What happened?” Celine asked, the scent of alcohol was still evident in her and Carlisle is having a hard time with just sitting still
“They decided to come to enjoy the night out, thankfully, we’re about to leave too.” He informed her, pulling the seatbelt from her side and buckling it, his eyes on her. He was looking at her face, admiring the features the gods have graced her with
“Is there anything on my face?” Celine asked consciously, about to look at herself in the vanity mirror in his car
“No, you’re just really, really beautiful.” Carlisle whispered softly before starting his car. A smile on his face as he drives back to her place
It was quiet, Carlisle was reaching for the gearshift when he accidentally touched Celine’s thighs. He heard her jolt up in shock making him quickly pull away from the gearshift, scared that he’s made her uncomfortable.
“It’s alright, I was just shocked.” Celine assured him
Her house was coming in sight. Alice wasn’t lying when she said that the scent was sickening. Carlisle couldn't ignore the scent that permeated the air. It was a nauseating mixture of alcohol, human blood, and the unmistakable stench of vomit. He’s happy that Celine couldn’t smell it, he’d rather save her of dealing with scents like these
Rosalie’s voice was echoing in her head “Do not even think of doing something with her tonight.” He could hear her threats. Carlisle understood that she meant well, and that she was right in this discussion. The memory of Edward's unintentional harm to Bella served as a stark reminder of the dangers inherent in their world.
‘What assurance did I have that I won’t do the same with Celine? What assurance did I have that I’ll be able to control myself?’ He thought, scared of seeing Celine hurt because of him
As Carlisle parked the car in front of Celine's house, a sense of resolve settled within him. He knew what needed to be done. With purposeful strides, he swiftly exited the car and made his way to the passenger seat, where Celine was just about to step out.
She grabbed his hand, pulling him into her house. Without hesitation, he allowed himself to be led, his steps quickening as they made their way into her bedroom. Carlisle lifted her up in his arms, cradling her bridal style as he carried her to the bed. Reaching her bed, Carlisle made him and Celine fall on the bed, a small ‘thud’ and a bounce getting them to giggle.
Celine positioned herself on his lap, pulling him closer for a kiss. It was deep, it was heavy, it was filled with desire. Her desire to feel him. She could feel him get harder, so she started slowly grinding. Carlisle pulled away, letting out a grunt before pulling her for another make out, only this time, his hands were exploring the curves of her body.
She took matters into her own hands, slowly removing his polo shirt, leaving a trail of kisses along his neck as she unbuckled his pants to lift the shirt over his head. Carlisle whimpered under her affectionate touch, his desire evident in every breath. With each kiss, Celine felt herself growing increasingly aroused. She pulled away, finally removing his top
“Need to please you.” Carlisle murmured as Celine’s hands were tracing down his torso, her eyes filled with seduction as he admires him. He wished that he had Edward’s powers at that moment to know what she was thinking about
‘What a masterpiece.’ Celine thought, seeing Carlisle's toned body. Her suspicion was right, he did take care of his physique, and she was blessed to see him like that
Carlisle gently laid Celine down and positioned himself over her, his hands delicately tracing the curves of her waist as he crawled onto the bed. With deliberate care, he began to play with the hem of her blouse, gradually removing it to grant himself greater access to her skin.
“You are divine. A masterpiece carved by the gods above.” Carlisle whispered, indulging himself as he left shallow bite marks on Celine's shoulders, his words an ode to her beauty. Each mark elicited soft whimpers of pleasure from her lips, igniting a symphony of desire between them
Carlisle tenderly explored Celine's shoulders and neck, marking her skin with gentle kisses that elicited moans of pleasure. With deliberate care, he trailed his fingers down to her legs, lifting her skirt and removing the barrier of her panties, eager to continue bestowing pleasure upon his beloved mate.
"Carlisle," Celine moaned softly, her plea laced with desire. "No teasing.”
"I have no intention of teasing you, my love," Carlisle assured, his fingers deftly caressing the growing wetness between Celine's thighs "I simply wish to savor every moment with you."
"Carlisle, please," Celine breathed out, her voice filled with urgency. Carlisle chuckled at her reaction; he hadn't even begun, yet Celine was already pleading
Carlisle gently slid two fingers inside her, giving Celine a moment to adjust to the sensation. She moaned, arching her back in response. Sensing her readiness and just how needy she already is, he abandoned his slow pace, opting instead to quicken the rhythm of his fingers thrusting in and out of her. Simultaneously, he brought his mouth to her clit, skillfully heightening her pleasure with each tantalizing touch.
"Carlisle," Celine breathed out, her racing heartbeat audible to him, indicating her nearing climax.
"Yes, my love?" Carlisle responded, withdrawing from her clit, a trail of saliva lingering as he used his other hand to heighten her pleasure.
"So close." She managed to mutter amidst deep pants.
"I'm aware." He replied calmly, maintaining the rhythm of his hands on her.
It didn’t take long for Celine to cry out his name, her back arching in pleasure as Carlisle continued the steady rhythm of his fingers on her. He even returned to her clit, using his mouth to stimulate her sensitive, freshly-orgasmed pussy
"C-Carlisle!" Celine squealed, grasping a handful of his hair as she grinded her pussy against his face. Carlisle welcomed her enthusiasm, releasing his hands from her and encircling her thighs, ensuring she remained in place.
Carlisle decided that he was gonna force a few more orgasm out of her before calling it a day, a perfect alibi in his mind already. He didn't need his vampiric senses to discern that she was nearing climax once more. Celine's fervent whimpers of his name resonated through the air like sacred incantations as her back arched in pleasure, instinctively tightening her hold on his hair, her fingers gripping the strands with increasing fervor
"Carlisle, I'm cumming!" Celine yelled, instinctively thrusting her hips. Carlisle gently pushed her back down, determined to ride out her orgasm before withdrawing from her.
“Think you can handle a bit more?” Carlisle teased, a smirk playing on his lips as he slid his two fingers back inside her. He watched with satisfaction as Celine's eyes rolled back in pleasure, soft whimpers escaping her lips.
“Oh my god,” Celine breathed out, her pleas for more barely audible amidst the moans
Carlisle chuckled and increased his pace, driven by the desire to get another orgasm from her. He placed his other hand on her clit, rubbing his fingers around to stimulate her more.
He was addicted to her every whimpers and her every moan, wanting to do everything in him to push more out of her
He was growing more addicted to her.
"I can't quite hear you, could you say it louder for me, my love?" Carlisle teased, curling his fingers inside her, eliciting a louder moan from Celine.
“I’m getting close.” Celine stuttered out, her chest heaving with each pant
“How close?” Carlisle only asked, making sure to settle his pace on one that could get Celine on her orgasm
“So close, please.” Celine whimpered, her hands gripping the bedsheets tightly
"Do you think you can hold on until I give you permission?" Carlisle asked softly, his other hand resting on her waist, his thumb tracing circles on her skin
“So close— can’t anym-m—
Celine's sentence was cut off as she succumbed to another orgasm, her pussy pulsating around Carlisle's fingers. He maintained his pace until Celine rested her hand on his, gently pushing his hands away, signaling that she had reached her limit.
“How was it, my love?” Carlisle asked her, pulling his fingers out looking at her flushed face. She was panting, and anyone would clearly be able to see just how used she had been
‘To think that it’s just been three orgasms’ Carlisle thought to himself, chuckling as Celine catches her breath
“How about you?” Celine asked, sitting up and gazing at him with concern “This was for the both of us, not just me.”
“Do not worry about me. All I want is for today to be about you.” Carlisle assured her, moving to sit beside Celine and gently pushing the strands of hair that had become damp with sweat away from her “Your pleasure is my pleasure.”
“Stay the night?” Celine asked, looking at him with hopeful eyes
He kissed her forehead tenderly in response, getting up from her bed and going to what he assumed was her closet. He grabbed some clothes for her to wear and brought it back to the bed. He grabbed a clean cloth and went to her bathroom, wetting the cloth and wringing it for it to be damp. Coming back to her, she was about to grab the shirt to wear when he stopped her
“Let me take care of you.” Carlisle whispered softly, his voice filled with tenderness “Please.”
Celine only nodded, allowing Carlisle to make her wear the shirt that he’s gotten for her. He soon followed to carefully pull down her skirt and panties, wiping the dried wetness in between her legs and inner thighs before helping her wear some house shorts.
Observing how Celine was now ready for bed, Carlisle hesitated momentarily before removing his own pants, leaving him in just his boxers. As he settled beside her, he initially felt uncertain, but eventually relaxed, allowing Celine to rest her head on his chest.
“Carlisle?” Celine called quietly, Carlisle let out a hum as response, focusing on matching her breathing “Will things have to come back to how it was after today?”
“My love, if you wish to come back to how we were before today, then we will.” Carlisle answered, looking at her “I just wish to make you happy, that’s all.”
Celine only hummed in reply. She wrapped her arms around her torso, trying to hear his heartbeat to help her fall asleep. Unable to find the familiar rhythm, her mind began to churn with thoughts of the unmistakable signs that hinted at Carlisle's non-human nature. Each revelation felt like a sudden realization, hitting her like a brick to the face.
The cold skin…
The golden eyes…
The non-existent heartbeat…
“Carlisle?” Celine asked again, sitting up and looking at him intently. It was most definitely gonna be her end, but she needed to ask it to him
“Yes, my love?” Carlisle asked, sitting up as well
“You’re not human, are you?”
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therealvinelle · 3 months
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What if, in moment of hurt, confusion and not knowing what to do, Renesmee consumed her own mother?
Then that would honestly be one of the most beautiful things to happen in an already beautiful franchise.
"I did a bad thing, family" - Renesmee.
Really, though, there's a beautiful scene to be imagined where Renesmee and Bella are walking through the woods, having a lovely day together, when they spot a UFO, and Renesmee is simply so shocked and confused that she eats her mother. It's a terrible surprise and Renesmee decides she must have imagined the world's trippiest day in the woods and quietly returns to the house, expecting her mother to still be there and not eaten.
Her mother is not there, however, and Renesmee has to conclude she went off on her own somewhere. The alternative, that Renesmee just ate her fucking mother, is too horrible to contemplate.
The Cullens go out to look for her after a few hours, slowly growing more concerned until they're in a full-on panic, at which point Renesmee fesses up (for this part I'm picturing a Bluth family banner, "Renesmee love family, eat mother", with Renesmee standing under it looking very upset. There are party decorations everywhere because Alice noticed Renesmee was preparing a banner and immediately got excited).
Now ask yourself, which is more likely: would a UFO fly by and cause Renesmee to go into such a panic she immediately overpowered her far stronger mother and ate her, or would someone who wanted to fake Bella's death give Renesmee a bizarre hallucination about cannibalizing her own mother to fuck with her?
Renesmee is consoled, of course she didn't kill her mother, and since there's been no sign of any pyres Bella must still be alive somewhere.
(Esme tries to give Renesmee a cookie to make her feel better, Renesmee isn't hungry. Well, her mother is missing, of course the girl doesn't have an appetite.)
The Cullens launch a desperate search, all of them worried as the signs point to the Volturi (only Zafrina is known to have the ability to make people see things that aren't real, and she wouldn't do this of her own will. The Volturi have vampires to influence your will, and they have motive to take Bella.), and Rosalie at one point in her search for Bella stumbles across the news that there was a UFO sighting over Washington the day Bella went missing.
She turns away from her computer to see Renesmee in the doorway, Renesmee is confused and terrified by this news and next thing either of them know Jasper and Emmett are hauling Renesmee off of Rosalie, her jaw snapping like a terrier's.
The Cullens pass a new family rule, don't surprise Renesmee.
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the-golden-onion · 1 year
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that’s it, that’s carlisle’s entire character summarized in six words
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ohyoudosmellgood · 1 year
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eternallytwilight · 1 year
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C a r l i s l e 🤎 💼
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yoomiii123 · 2 years
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So here goes another of my out-there twilight headcanons: The events of the saga destroyed the relationship between Edward and Jasper.
Edward and Jasper are in my head two of these people, that just do not fit together—Edward is the eternal moping teenager and Jasper the bitter old veteran that just cannot get over his past. Their personalities and experiences are vastly different and the only thing I can see them somewhat bond over is the shared intrusiveness of their gifts. However, even here there are differences: While Edward seems to have no filter, openly replying to other's thoughts and revealing them in the process as if they had been spoken aloud, we rarely see Jasper reveal someone else's feelings and/or address them directly.
So, needless to say, in my headcanon they do not get along at all at first and are the second most likely Cullen pairing to butt heads (Rosalie and Edward being the first). However, through patience, understanding, and a big portion of goodwill due to their shared love for Alice, they worked on this relationship over the decades and eventually became friendly (they don't really hang out alone together but both of them are totally up for a brotherly hunting trip if Emmett comes along too).
And then Twilight happens...
Over the course of two years, Edward manages to single-handedly destroy the relationship he built with Jasper through his selfish aversion to turn Bella into a vampire.
Edward's desire to be with Bella and keep her human...
... puts the entire family at risk of exposure, and endangers the treaty with the wolves—and that's before the Volturi come into the picture.
... has Jasper constantly live on edge for about 1.5 years, knowing that if he slips up and accidentally kills Bella, he will destroy Edward and thus the entire family.
... endangers Alice's life not once, not twice but four times (five times in the movies: protecting Bella from a ruthless tracker, going to Volterra to face the Volturi, fighting against an f*ing newborn army, fending off the wolves when they come for Renesmee, and the confrontation with the Volturi in BD).
... forces Jasper to kill more vampires in two years than he had to in the previous five decades combined.
... brings Alice's gift to Aro's attention, basically hanging the Sword of Damocles over his and Alice's relationship.
I'm certain if I took some time, I could come up with even more points to add to the list. And while I'm sure Edward regrets some of the consequences his love for Bella have had, I don't see any indicators that suggest he would change his mind and admit that not changing Bella instantly was a mistake.
Edward's behaviour in the saga highlights all the traits about him that Jasper struggled with in the beginning. It brings his forever teenage-mind, self-centred and too preoccupied with his own internal drama to realise the consequences of his actions for others, to the forefront.
And no matter what happens after Breaking Dawn, I doubt that the chasm that the saga's events caused between Jasper and Edward can ever be truly closed again. Jasper is a realist, he knows that, now that Aro had a taste of Alice's gift, he will never stop pursuing her. Edward's happy ever after will eventually come at the cost of his own, and that is something Jasper cannot forgive.
I doubt that Jasper would be openly antagonistic against Edward, for Alice's and the rest of the family's sake. But he'd be more reserved towards him, and his tolerance for Edward's behavior would be severely lowered, leading to more arguments.
Alice doesn't care for the renewed tensions between her mate and favourite sibling and initially tries to appease Jasper, but once she starts to get visions of Aro actually plotting to obtain her, I think the fear would set in and she'd be 100% on Jasper's side again.
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