Hounds, MD 😂

okay so in my opinion, if you compare hugh laurie’s performances in each respective plot, house never had feelings for cameron. there is absolutely no romantic tension on his part, and i believe that he played it that way on purpose. because if you watch how he acts in scenes where house is supposed to have tension with cuddy, it’s night and day how different he is. hugh laurie acts with his whole being—face, body, voice, he’s putting his all into every scene. his romantic tension with cuddy was as intentional as his lack of attraction to cameron.

so moving past what we know to be canonical, if we compare house’s chemistry with cameron to house’s chemistry with cuddy and bring in the matter of house’s chemistry with WILSON? the tension he brings to certain scenes? the scenes where maybe there’s a “joke” about them being gay/in love/having sex? in many of those scenes, hugh laurie—who we all know can play the shit out of a comedic beat—chooses to not play it as a joke (best example would be the “you’re sleeping with me” scene and a lot of the amber plot. it could have easily been played for laughs, but hugh laurie played that shit dead serious). i think, based off of what he’s actually said about house and wilson’s love, and how down he was for hilson, he played it that way on purpose. i believe he wanted that for house, or at least wanted to make sure that it would have a solid foundation if they did somehow decide to pursue the plot line. i am so sure that the tension he created in scenes with wilson was intentional. because he matches intensity levels with only cuddy, a little bit of stacy, and wilson throughout the show. there’s no way that’s an accident. hugh laurie is too good for that.

you'll never believe how long it took me to make this

sketched a coupla homos 💖🫶🏼

some night watch characters :)) theyre awesome

surprise surprise i am a stacy/cuddy truther

Here and there huge patches of fungi, luminous with decay, cast a faint glow over the ancient stonework.* *It didn't need to. Cuddy, belonging to a race that worked underground for preference, and Detritus, a member of a race notoriously nocturnal, had excellent vision in the dark. But mysterious caves and tunnels always have luminous fungi, strangely bright crystals or at a pinch merely an eldritch glow in the air, just in case a human hero comes in and needs to see in the dark. Strange but true.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

Cuddy having fun at House's expense is so so good

plus really stupid thing I forgot I drew lol

House MD deleted scenes???

(Tumblr ate my first attempt to post these, so I'm trying again with just links instead of embedded videos.)

Did everyone but me know about these deleted scenes or are these new to all y'all too? Are there any more out there?

S01E01 deleted scene 1: Finally an explanation for why Cameron does so much administrative work on top of her doctorly duties. I'd always assumed that House simply dumped it on the nearest female employee because sexism but it turns out it was Cameron's own initiative.

S01E02 deleted scene 2: Apparently Wilson lying about a patient being his cousin to get House to take the case wasn't a one-time thing.

S04E15 deleted scene: Longer version of the fantasy!Cuddy striptease that includes the shots deemed too racy for primetime network television.

S06E05 deleted scene: Greg House back when he was just a tiny precious little boy!!!

S07E01 lost episode: The original season 7 premiere was titled "Thunder Road Trip" and feature House and Cuddy at the beach but they scrapped it after shooting and wrote/shot "Now What?" instead. [Sources: Reddit discussion, beach photo 1, beach photo 2] Has anyone ever found a copy of this lost episode?

Season 7 deleted sex scenes: Rumor has it that some House/Cuddy sex scenes were deleted from season 7 for being too R-rated for primetime network television. I'm unsure if they deleted scenes from multiple season 7 episodes or if all the deleted sex scenes were in the lost episode. [Source: Reddit discussion] Has anyone ever found the deleted House/Cuddy sex scenes?

what if- if- if the reason why house was so chill about giving cuddy the pregnancy shots was because he's so used to giving Wilson his t-shots and he just brings it up one day when she asks and he's like "it's just like with Wilson, but you don't get the added bonus of growing a penis after"

can anybody hear me

2024 house md 2: electric boogaloo

Over Halloween or just in the fall, the ducklings go to a corn maze because one of their patients were in a corn maze before they were went to the hospital. House joins for no reason, and throws corn at people over the maze walls.

Foreman is secretly active on Reddit and makes posts about how terrible his boss is.

House has done a live twitch stream diagnosing his patients at least once

While a patient is having a lung collapse or a seizure or something, chase's grindr notification goes off. He never lives it down.

Wilson is very active on the musical side of Tumblr. Nobody knows this whatsoever, but Cameron follows him, not knowing its him

House had some flavor of gay patient with a mother/father that's homophobic. House chews them the fuck out because their child is dying and is making a big deal of something that doesn't matter at the moment.

For Easter, house hides real, raw eggs everywhere, including his office, Wilson and cuddy's office, several bathrooms, the lab, etc. they still find eggs (though now very disgusting) here and there weeks after.

Cameron unironically wears Crocs

house is canonically autistic, and is stated explicitly so at least once

House plays cookie clicker on the computer on his desk. ("what are you doing" "I'm putting those grandmas to WORK")

i have such a hard time ever getting mad at cuddy. even when she does something i disagree with i’m like ok well she knows better she studied cuntology at the university of mothering who am i to not say she served

y/n asking cuddy out on a date after work

Cuddy and Wilson mommy/daddy domming House where Cuddy isn’t even into it sexually she’s platonically domming him because he needs it and she has fun