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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 months

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I can't believe Ronaldo is in an MLM

#not a dream #ronaldo #cristiano ronaldo #ronaldo tw #mlm #herbalife #multi level marketing #pyramid scheme

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sl0wdiver · 2 months

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The Footyblr Political Matrix

Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.

Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:

Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?

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Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?

These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.

Disclaimer

This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.

A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!

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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"

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meteora-fc · 1 year

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Cho Gue Seung having to turn his phone off bc he got too many marriage proposals after going from 20k to 1.6M followers on instagram is one thing, but him learning Portuguese just so he can swear at Ronaldo in his own language is a whole other level of legendary

#my new fav player thanks and goodnight #cho gue sung #south korea nt #world cup #football #cristiano ronaldo #portugal nt #my og post #2k

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yutofia · 5 months

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