Still like the idea of ghost Arthur haunting Merlin after Camlann.
Merlin: can't you just, I dunno, rest in peace, Arthur?
Some 15century medium: aren't you glad he's here?
Merlin: I am. He just also has 0 respect for privacy! i can't even lock him out of the bathroom!
Arthur: But what if you fall over and get hurt?!?!
Merlin: ... I am a 15 century old IMMORTAL sorcerer-
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Man Helldivers2 could use more shield stratagems/utility
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Gray Dawdy / Shift / Microphone (Concept) / 2024
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Gwaine: this is the crush-o-metre
Merlin: what does it do? Crush people?
Gwaine: no no, don't worry. You put it between two people who then have to look at each other and it will estimate your crush level on the person
Arthur: so... Like emotions?
Gwaine: yes, princess, emotions. Come on, I'll show you with Gwen and Arthur. The crush-o-metre estimates Arthur's crush level
Gwen: *flushing* um...
Crush-o-metre: *beeps* crush level: appropriate
Arthur: oh come on, what does that even mean? try again with Merlin! (Exchanges place with Merlin)
Crush-o-metre: *beep* (Merlin's) crush level: appropriate
Merlin: I think Lance should try
Lance: oh please don't -
Crush-o-metre: *beep* (Lance's) crush level: exceeds maximum. This man's in love
Lance and Gwen: *flushed
Arthur: what was that about the appropriate
Gwaine: everyone has a slight crush on Gwen. It would be inappropriate not to. Also: puts the crush-o-metre between Merlin and Arthur
Arthur: hold up, wait!
Crush-o-metre: *beep* (Arthur's) crush level: embarrassing
Arthur: *blush*
Merlin: huh? What the hell?
Gwaine: *turns the thing around, while laughing*
Crush-o-metre: *beep* (Merlin's) crush level: self destructive
Merlin: ...
Arthur: ...
Merlin: let's ignore that, shall we?
Arthur: agreed
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Been thinking on a fantasy concept where Orcs and Goblins are actually from the same species from different genders. Kind of inspired on the large female sexual dimorphism found in spiders and anglerfish.
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