I know we all laugh about how quickly we as viewers just accepted the whole dance sequence as real without batting an eye but let’s talk about how the umbrellas just accepted the fact that this flying cube called Christopher is their brother from another timeline without batting an eye and how the sparrows just accepted Five the freaking teenager as their 30 years old brother from another timeline without batting an eye or questioning it. So you know you can’t really blame us.
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Jayme's venom makes the victim see what they want most, right?
So Diego's most wanted thing was to participate in a dance battle with his siblings against the sparrows. This is the most in character thing ever for him me thinks
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Christopher just goes "æ¿‽/%¡&∅" and his siblings go "Damn!! Sick burn Christopher!!"
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I love how all the promo stuff has been setting the sparrows up as bullying the poor, underdog umbrellas and then we get the trailer and it’s Viktor traumatising Marcus, Diego threatening Bens life and Five kicking Jayme’s ass
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You know,
Despite Reginald being the shittiest dad ever
I think it’s funny that he’s as far as I know not racist or sexist or homophobic or transphobic at all
Like I guarantee you none of the kids told him that they were LGBTQ cuz he would just be like “you’re gay? …okay?? Anyway back to training and trauma come on”
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If you were to study the powers the umbrella's have, it kinda starts making sense why Reggie nerfed them.
You have three people who can alter reality in various ways, someone who can travel throigh space and time, a dumbass who can control trajectory and by proxy physics and a guy who can survive 5 fucking years on the moon and tale a bazooka to the back
Vs
A dude with superstrength who dies in the first episode, woman who can make birds, weirdo who spits in your face, anti gravity, uno reverse and trauma cube
If the umbrellas were raised like the sparrows(with actual training and mental support) they would have figured out Reggie's an alien, the first apocalypse would have never happened and they have probably learned how to dimmension hop
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the psychic damage i have suffered from tua making me watch 1) a woman kiss a cube and 2) the cube blush in response to being kissed.
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What really gets me about the dance off in S3ep1 is how perfectly in sync they all are. Diego's "Oh Shit! We're really good at this!" Five having the time of his life. The revelation that it's just Diego's Fun Little Drug Trip™️.
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