Everyone about Chris Pratt right now

"Its-a-me. A-Mario."

The reason Chris Pratt is voicing Mario is because from now on Charles Martinet is going to be playing Starlord. With his Mario voice.

Me and the boys watching Chris Pratt voice over a dark screen in an Italian accent go “It’s a me- *cough cough*” change to his regular Chris Pratt voice “Nah I’m not gonna do all that. My names Mario and this is how I became the greatest hero in the galaxy” (cue vaguely 80s rock version of the classic mario tune)

People who sat through chris pratt's mario are stronger than me fr I literally switched to a dub simply because his voice caused me physical pain. I didn't understand a thing though

Honestly zero regrets portuguese mario was fantastic

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Every Chris Pratt role ever:

How I'm gonna look watching the Mario Movie with the knowledge that every other language has perfect voice casting for Mario while we got stuck with fucking chrisp ratt

Okay so who’s gonna edit all of crisp rats scenes from the movie so it’s just about like Bowser and Luigi for us? I know it’s gonna be done I just wanna know who

It's Chris Pratt Mario all over again

actually kill me

My life goal is to meet Chris Pratt and tell him this:

Hi, you don’t know me and you’ve never known me. We’ve never met, but I kind of know you. I know what you are to me. You are an amazing actor, and as far as I can tell, an amazing person. You’re my inspiration. You’re my comedy relief. You’re my hope. You’re my love. You’re my sadness and my happiness. You’re the world’s beloved Star-Lord. You’re what makes me wonder what I can do better. Now, to some people, you’re not these things. But that is what you are to me. So don’t let those downers get you down, because you’re making a difference. You’ve made a difference for MY life. So… I guess what I’m getting at, is THANK YOU. Thank you for being Star-Lord and Owen Grady and Andy Dwyer and Mario; but most importantly: Thank you for being you.

I hope you keep smiling, Star-wonder.

toad is canonically luigi's husband

Mario from Mario

you know what would be really really funny

if Chris Pratt is not actually the voice of Mario

if the reason that Charles Martinet is in the castlist is because he’s actually voicing Mario, and they’re just like.  Pranking us.

Chris Pratt voices him at this one part of the movie and then not again.