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fishshovelfoomp · 2 days
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Why can't chickens fly
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seabeck · 1 day
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Baby Yellow says hewwo
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imagine-darksiders · 2 days
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Oh this is becoming like a whole thing now.
If anyone has any chicken breed ideas that would look cool as earrings, let me know! I’m feral over here. These are everywhere in my room.
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tetedurfarm · 16 hours
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my spouse works a tech job and they are, to put it nicely, extremely wasteful with food sometimes, so he always tries to rescue what he can either for us, our friends, or the chickens if it's not really human-edible anymore.
anyway he rescued some pies from pi day and the birdies got some sweet treats. you can see they are extremely excited.
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hugevampiretits · 6 months
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hes so real
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kedreeva · 2 months
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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
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makenna-made-this · 9 months
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My mom: i miss having a dog in the house :(
My overly friendly buff orpington: say less
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racingliners · 7 months
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In a very important home life update: we got a high vis vest for one of our chickens
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They apparently have a great unintended use of stopping hens from getting bullied, so we got one to try it out since the above hen gets excessively picked on by the others (we don't really know why).
Shout put to the wonderful @gingervivilou who told me about it!!
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daintydot · 5 months
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elgaladwen · 1 year
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What I watched instead of the Super Bowl.
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bard-owl · 1 year
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Reblog to gain a flock of 25 chickens and piss off an HOA.
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seabeck · 1 day
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Can’t eat veggies right
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celesse · 3 months
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Not quite Swan Lake but close enough 🎀🐥🐥🐥🩰
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greekmythcomix · 9 months
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To explain my chicken obsession:
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Me: I’m enjoying drawing chickens for this commission.
Husband: ha ha Greek Myth Chickens!
Me: 🤔
I now present to you,
🏺Greek Myth Chickens 🐓
ILIAD EDITION
(drawn and originally posted in May 2021, coloured and reposted Jan 2023)
1) Egg-chilles and Patro-cluck (Achilles and Patroclus)
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2) Mene-lay-us and Al-eggs-andros (Paris) (Menelaus and Alexandros [Paris])
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3) Egg-amemnon (Agamemnon)
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4) Aph-roost-ite and Helen of Spur-ta (Aphrodite and Helen of Sparta)
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5) Nest-or (Nestor)
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6) Androma-beak, Peck-tor, and Astyan-egg (Andromache, Hektor and Astyanax)
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7) At-hen-a and Egg-dysseus (Athena and Odysseus)
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8) Preen-am and Peck-uba (Priam and Hekuba [Hekabe])
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9) Brood-seis (Briseis)
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10) Diom-egg-es (Diomedes)
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EDIT: Greek Myth and Roman History chicken MASTERPOST - https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/725538723329179648/greek-myth-roman-history-chickens-master-post Here Be More Chickens Cosplaying
(See next post for last 3 Iliad chickens- https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/722218945873051648/iliad-chickens-continued-11-lay-jax-tel-capon )
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marissasketch · 1 year
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Baby chick Frodo and Gandowlf in the Shire 🐥🧙‍♂️ Prints
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humming-bird10 · 2 years
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Someone in my fb chicken group has a little bearded bantam that likes to sit on shoulders so they did a pirate photoshoot and I am losing it
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Just look at it!! THE LITTLE HAT!!!
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