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#Charles makes me feel things
formulamuppet · 1 year
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[in the cool down room]
Charles: *sweating & shirtless* do you want some water?
Max: *whispering* i’m so gay
Charles: what?
Max: I AM OKAY
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emdotcom · 1 year
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The Mario movie thing is so funny to me. Here, look at this:
Sonic movies (1, 2, & w/ 3 on the way) come out, does INCREDIBLE in box office, decimates Marvel films, who previously had a stranglehold
Nintendo sees this, wants a piece of that pie, buckles down to make a Mario movie Incorrect order of events, as pointed out here! Mario movie announced before the public knew about Sonic movie.
(Potentially because the previous Mario movie was so out there, did poorly, & was disliked by fans & then promptly forgotten,) they pair with Illumination, a studio that is largely known for making very sterile films
Btw, is it just me that finds it weird that there is no mention from Nintendo or online of the previous movie, in all this? Maybe I'm the only one who remembers this film idk
They announce casting. Everyone immediately boos because they cast Chris Pratt as Mario.
Immediate outrage, as Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario for DECADES, was not cast in his claim to fame roll
There is a (unsourced) rumor that a test screening for the film was met with disappointment, making Nintendo unhappy
Slightly corroborating this, Nintendo buys Dynamo Pictures, to make Nintendo Pictures, with the intent to make future movies in-house
Anticipation for the movie likens it to other sterile animated movies of the last 10 years, like the Minions movies
Trailer comes out.
People continue to boo Chris Pratt, a bad cast for a beloved character who is putting 0 effort into his voice, in comparison to all other VAs putting in 110%
Chris Pratt goes to bed "depressed," at seeing the response I was incorrect, that is an older article, about when he was thanking his wife for providing a healthy child, to which people drew immediate parallels to his ex-wife's son, who has many health complications & needed many surgeries.
But with your help, we can make him being depressed after media backlash reality!
Lol, &, may I say, lmao.
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homoeroticgrappling · 18 days
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A very evil wrestling weekend
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mako-neexu · 1 year
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The men at the infirmary are tall by よしかず (translation and typeset by me)
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lxndonorris · 7 months
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Im....soft...
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skitskatdacat63 · 11 months
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2023 Miami Grand Prix - Qualifying - Fernando Alonso(ft. Sergio Perez & Carlos Sainz)
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upsidedog · 9 months
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when i think of future careers for lucas the first thing that always comes to mind is the military. not because that’s what i want for him, but because his idea of it aligns so strongly with his morals. since season one a fairly prevalent part of lucas’ character had to do with his idealization of his veteran father. more than any of the other party members he was willing to step up for combat. his wrist rocket may seen a little childish but he did save lives with that thing and he knew it. and after season four, he no doubt now has guilt over “failing” max. like if he couldn’t be the hero for her, he needs to be the hero for someone. BUT this all to say lucas would not like the military. it doesn’t align with his moral code. he wouldn’t like what they’re fighting for or the way they’re fighting for it. he’d see the people around him talk about killing like they are twelve year olds with a hero complex and a wrist rocket, or playing a video game, like none of this was real. he knows how death effects people, he’s had someone die in his arms, he doesn’t believe in useless killing, he doesn’t want to blood of innocent bystanders or even enemy’s on his hands. war would not make him feel like a hero, he’d hate it, it’d take him back to every other traumatizing moment of his life. this also applies to lucas becoming a cop, another “hero career.” lucas actually wants to help people, not just be told he’s a hero, it needs to mean something. giving people parking tickets, watching his coworkers kill innocents and funding the prison industrial complex would not do anything for him. i feel like lucas would ultimately gravitate to something that’s helpful in a more personal way, like a high paying stem career that allows him a lot of time and money to give away, working as a therapist, or even a teacher like mr clark who has a very strong bond with kids that are bullied or feel out of place. he’s a good guy
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fueledbyremembering · 11 months
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Things to take away from never have I ever with f1 drivers…
Max looked like a canary… I wonder which haircut? The one with shaved sides?
Topless selfies everywhere!!
Charles is recording music, for himself 😭 drop the album sir!!
Everyone forgets birthdays (hmm men that forget birthdays….are we surprised 😬) except George.
Charles doesn’t get bad haircuts cause his mum cuts his hair. Sweet Angel 👼 baby 🥲
Pierre…. Tripod?? I heard that correctly right? Lol
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EstieBestie 🥺
LanceHasAntsInHisPants!!! 😂
Max and Charles don’t get starstruck. Cause why would they?
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Can’t get rid of the thought that Erik resented the helmet the second he put it on. Up until that moment Charles was there with him, all that time, and then suddenly--nothing. He put on the helmet because he was afraid that Charles would’ve stopped him otherwise, and he couldn’t let him; but if he truly believed that Charles could do it, had enough power to spare while still holding Shaw in place, don’t you think, by his own logic, Charles would’ve also had enough power to sense Erik’s intention to take the helmet, could’ve stopped him before that? How many times Erik had to tell himself that the only reason Charles didn't stop him from putting it on in the first place was because holding Shaw was already taking too much from him? Because believing otherwise, that Charles would’ve never used his power against him, would’ve meant admitting that Charles put that much more trust in him than he trusted Charles--
And that’s just it. He’s not afraid that Charles would take over him if he takes off the helmet now; he’s afraid that this empty space where Charles was before would remain just that. Empty. That Charles wouldn’t want anything to do with him now. As long as the helmet stays, he can pretend that Charles would still reach out, but on top of everything else that just happened -- he can’t stand finding out if he’s right or wrong. Especially after Charles rejects him verbally.
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balaclavacharles · 1 year
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They're that couple (affectionate) ✨
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silenzahra · 21 days
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Regarding this post, I'm not sure if someone had told you already, but Mario has actually spoken Spanish before! I could be wrong, but I believe that's actually Charles Martinet's native language :)
There's a Mario Golf commercial in Spanish that has Martinet speaking in the language. So canonically, Mario would be able to speak to you and understand you in Spanish!
Oh my, I didn't know!!! 😭😭😭 Actually, I kinda remember hearing that Charles Martinet did live in my country? But you know, since I'm totally used to hearing him speaking English and Italian, that information kinda... left my brain? 😅
I just checked and he moved to Barcelona when he was 12 and spent a few years there with his family, so you're right! He can totally speak my language, OMG this makes me so happy!!! 😭😭😭
And the commercial has truly made me cry. I had never seen it and hearing him speaking my language is just. Too much 😭😭😭
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It's very simple, but also funny and endearing!!! 🥺🥺🥺 I'll provide a quick translation below!
"¡Bueno, ahora me toca a mí!" = "Well, now it's my turn!"
"¡Ay! ¡Se cayó mi Game Boy!" = "Ouch! My Game Boy fell!" (this honestly has me crying out of pure emotion OMG he sounds so damn CUTE!!! 😭😭😭)
After "Va bene!" (Italian for "All right!"), he says, "¡Ahora sí!" = "Now it's time!"
And after "Mamma mia!", he says, "¡Qué mano derecha!" = "What a right hand!"
I swear my heart is filled with sheer joy and emotion right now 😭😭😭 After all these years, I never thought I'd hear Mario actually speaking Spanish, but still... here we are! 🥺 I truly couldn't be happier right now, that was so adorable and fun and endearing!!! 😭😭😭
Thank you soooo much for sharing this with me, @akiiame-blog!!! You were so kind and sweet, reaching out to tell me about this!!! 🥺🥺🥺 From the bottom of my heart: thank you 🫂 You've truly made my day 💖✨
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charlescherie · 2 years
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would like to have these on here cause .. well .. yea 😀
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hergan416 · 11 months
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Evil!Albert (who might not have ever met William & Louis) / Milverton when?
Sorry it's a thing I thought of and uh.
I might write it if I can get through ALL my ideas (Working title: Original Sin)
Put Milverton around the same as Albert. Make them interact in school. Make Albert the first person Milverton corrupts. It's so easy when the world is so wrong and Albert wants so badly to do good. It's so easy to turn those impulses towards destruction.
Albert and Milverton actually have very similar MOs, they'd be very powerful together
It would be sexy
And fucked up
And I'm here for it.
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charlos-angst · 5 months
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depressing thoughts in the tags be warned
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variousqueerthings · 1 year
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(what’s this? more aro-mash posting? it’s more likely than you think)
while i do hc some aro and ace Hawkeye for the funsies, i know the aceness isn’t technically supported by the text (and of course if that were to stop me i would have nary an ace character anywhere) but the aromantic read is surprisingly present, for him and for Margaret and for Charles especially -- 
and Mulcahy, although his is a little different in that he’s never really positioned in a romantic tryst that he needs to figure out for himself and then move on from. He simply doesn’t have a narrative related to romance (he does have a character get a crush on him, but it’s firmly unrequited). There is, within the plot, a reason to not give Mulcahy romantic narratives (although they could’ve if they’d wanted to get Spicy I suppose), while the other three do have a few apiec + don’t have “an excuse” to fall back on (to an extent, see Charles). This not to say I can’t/don’t hc him as aromantic, but that there’s perhaps less to explore within the text as meta, because he’s sorted, he’s got God, the end. there’s no tension of aromanticism that I can think of off the top of my head (do let me know if there’s lines or scenes or storylines that do have something suggestive to them)
the very simple idea that their stories do not hinge on an overarching romantic conclusion, and especially especially for Hawkeye and Margaret, who have quite a few conversations notably (most?) often with each other about romance and their lack of success at it, only to gravitate towards one another’s orbits over and over, and then for the story to say, “it’s not romantic -- it is a deep, understanding friendship, and it’s very, very important for the both of them (and is possibly their least drama free relationship once comrades in arms happened?)”
there’s nothing stopping the story, really, from making it romantic, although I wouldn’t have been a fan of it, precisely because they’re far more powerful a dynamic as friends (and I think perhaps they instinctively got that in the writing room, even if safe to say they presumably were not saying, “let’s queer this notion of romantic-ends are the only proper ends” -- Alan Alda at the very least seemed to be interested in Hawkeye’s lack off romantic commitment, which is funny coming from famous-for-loving-his-wife Mr Alda and I continuously wonder if he knows about aromanticism as a concept, on some level wish someone had been around to ask him some more about that facet of Hawkeye at the time) 
Hawkeye and Margaret get the main thrust of their relationship development from seasons 1-7, and for the most part after that are just on a level of understanding and (almost) total lack of conflict with each other -- when they kiss in GFA it’s satisfyingly non-romantic, and also contains that specific hard-to-describe spark that makes their dynamic work
I’m still going through my several at-the-same-time rewatches, so I’ve only seen the Charles romance episodes once, but my first instinct (which also includes the odd “lets see if Margaret and Charles have some kind of chemistry” episodes in s6) is simply that he’s lonely, very aware of his Duties As Eldest Son Of Posh Family, wants some kind of connection, but under his constraints cannot form one, never mind articulate what it would look like ideally
so you get these episodes like the one with the French woman, where he’ll be so excited about all the things they have in common and the moment she starts talking about a romantic relationship, he suddenly goes hard on the “my family wouldn’t approve,” line, which on that first watch wasn’t quite so solid for me as a reasoning... but we’ll see on watch the second. It did feel like a handy excuse that came from being afraid (but afraid of what, good sir!)
Also it makes sense he wouldn’t share his (a)romantic woes with anyone else, not sharing things is one of his main character traits, but I’ll keep an eye out for how this lack-of-romance interacts (if it does) with the others. He does of course have One (1) sharing moment with Hawkeye, in relation to fathers/dads
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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year
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F1 Drivers with Kangaroos - A right of passage for the Australian GP
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+ bonus Koalas
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