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#COOLIO IS FUCKING DEAD?????
atbussysparks · 1 year
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List of things money can't buy:
Happiness
Morals
Green Bay packers
Trust
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wet-mouse · 1 month
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alr so i have beat the game TWICE!! both as monk and survivor (monk first) btw i name them. monk is flowerboy and survivor is ponyboy.
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(kinda sucks that they die themselves in the golden pool but i think thats a good thing) anyway, now that they're coolio story is over, the brothers can see eachother again!!! (but like dead.) anyway, in my wolfboy run (Hunter.) things are fucking hell but i did it *Made for this* i saved moon with the green thing and gave her the pearl, some... "nsh" guy gave her more water or wahtever. apprently accroding to a ask, WOLF. has cancer so apprently i have... 4 DAYs LEFT. to go and die in the golden pool, shouldent be too hard, not much enmies past the underground.. sept the weird statues. but they dont do anything. Pebbles was like...Nice? to me for some reason. Moons sweet but i dont need her damn charity.
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Its rough all over.. i have a fear of long enemies you scheeeee centipedes....why arehtey...IFCUKINGHATE...WHYCENTIPEADEs.. poleplants fuck you sm grabby kelp. DIE YOURVELF. snare fleas. i hate you sm :sob: noodleflys DIE DIE DIE! worm grass....
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anyway i think i can make it to the gold pool in time... i need to find my way to farm array though. i have the dlc but it is not enabled, i enabled it once and looked at the slugcats.. two new ones, gourmade and the arti. I do not have names for them just yet. anyway.... ithink i can make it.
oh i like ur names for the scugs...... names for the scugs isnt something i see often i think its fun :] dont have much else to say, good luck with hunter
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lorata · 1 year
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its not really thoughts because I can't form any right now, so just AAAHHHH YOUR NEW LIME FICK it's amazing and I want to eat it. I love the way it ended but at the same time I just want more and to find cato. also what did all the other victors who didn't know think after the treason roadtrip? and why did adessa and Ronan just go, okay, coolio I believe you? what did Nero tell them? and if Ronan was ready to do this the whole time (I mean he had so much reason to) why didn't he in canon? what about this moment made him go okay sure why not
let's be real the answer is "I need this to happen for the fic to exist"
but I think the reason Ronan did the big stabby-stabby here and not in canon is that ....... someone came to him from the future and was like, hey you know what, this keeps happening for 25 years, our kids keep dying, and then we all die, there is no point to anything we are doing
and maybe she's wrong! maybe she's a kid who needs serious mental help and not from the future or whatever! but at the same time ..... my god that's plausible. what would his future even look like, anyway? years and years of making deals to keep the status quo from getting worse. years of eating poisoned cookies. years of dead children. and if she's right -- for what? nothing. nothing, in the end.
fuck it, we ball.
in canon, on the other hand, he doesn't know any of that. he's still clinging to the hope that this will all be worth it, that he'll find a solution, that he'll wear Coriolanus down somehow -- hell, that Coriolanus will die, he's getting up there, and the next president will be better. he's IN the situation and is firmly entrenched in a risk-reward ratio that favours not rocking the boat. hence, he puts all his money on playing the long game, the needs of the many vs. the needs of the few, and in the end it betrays him.
Adessa, meanwhile, is fresh off the Nero betrayal and is ready to MURDER. give her any excuse, honestly, mama wants to KILL.
@literallyjustanyurlatthispoint also brought up the non-murder squad victors reacting to this on the news the next day and I think it would be PRIME comedy honestly. especially for baby victor Brutus who has absolutely no idea what to think
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ancientskewers · 1 month
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alr so i have beat the game TWICE!! both as monk and survivor (monk first) btw i name them. monk is flowerboy and survivor is ponyboy.
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(kinda sucks that they die themselves in the golden pool but i think thats a good thing) anyway, now that they're coolio story is over, the brothers can see eachother again!!! (but like dead.) anyway, in my wolfboy run (Hunter.) things are fucking hell but i did it *Made for this* i saved moon with the green thing and gave her the pearl, some... "nsh" guy gave her more water or wahtever. apprently accroding to a ask, WOLF. has cancer so apprently i have... 4 DAYs LEFT. to go and die in the golden pool, shouldent be too hard, not much enmies past the underground.. sept the weird statues. but they dont do anything. Pebbles was like...Nice? to me for some reason. Moons sweet but i dont need her damn charity.
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Its rough all over.. i have a fear of long enemies you scheeeee centipedes....why arehtey...IFCUKINGHATE...WHYCENTIPEADEs.. poleplants fuck you sm grabby kelp. DIE YOURVELF. snare fleas. i hate you sm :sob: noodleflys DIE DIE DIE! worm grass....
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anyway i think i can make it to the gold pool in time... i need to find my way to farm array though. i have the dlc but it is not enabled, i enabled it once and looked at the slugcats.. two new ones, gourmade and the arti. I do not have names for them just yet. anyway.... ithink i can make it.
HUNTER SPOILERS UP AHEAD
goodness i got soo unlucky with hunter , like twice . i found out the quickest way to ascend ( thanks to gourm ) but the thing is that it took way longer than expected to go from farm arrays to the wall . i kept fuckin dying at the parkour which made me lose so much karma so i had to hibernate just so i get that karma back n get pass the gates which deducted a lot of my cycles .
getting to five pebbles was simple , but the thing is that i did not know that you need to get like 2 echoes just to get the ascension symbol from him and i was like in cycle 3 because i went to moon . i made it to depths and found out that i DIDNT GET THE FUCKIN MARK !!!!! so i started over
the second time , i thought i learned my lesson with the whole echo thing but no , i did not . i forgot about the echo thing and went to five pebbles instantly then to moon but i accidentally wasted more cycles because of my shitty parkour skills and died from cancer
so i guess you can i wasnt unlucky just really fucking stupid
anyway i finally made it and beat the game on cycle 1
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starry-blue-echoes · 1 year
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Ok rapid fire
Jojo Pose by Apollo Fresh ;)))
The Joestars in general: Light em up x Radioactive by Exostomp Music, Sinners by Barns Courtney, Glitter & Gold by Barns Courtney, Legacy by THINKTANK, Cannonball by 8 Graves, Children of the Stars by Bella Goldwin x Oliver Lie (they're the joeSTARS), Revolution by The Score, Larger Than Life by pinkzebra, Industry Baby by Lil Nas X, Red by Aviators (acoustic version), STAR WALKIN' by Lil Nas X, We Rise by Aviators
Golden WInd: Gansta's Paradise by Coolio
Stardust Crusaders: Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears, Around The World by Daft Punk
Diamond is Unbreakable: No Lullaby by Siames
Jonathan: House of Memories by Panic At The Disco (him towards Dio if that makes sense), Warriors by Imagine Dragons, Witness the Masterpiece by GANYOS (man carries the whole joestar legacy on his back), Warrior Spirit by Samuel Day, FALLEN LEAVES by Miracle of Sound
Joseph: World at our feet by Timmy Trumpet, Can I Get A Witness by Sonreal
Jotaro: Crossfire by Stephen (all the shit that happened in sdc), In My Zone by Moody Mourad (his self reliance), Horizon by Amongst Wolves (Dio's influence over his whole life+his trauma), Ghost of You by Charlie PS (more dio trauma), Hey Brother by Avicii, I Am a Stone by Demon Hunter, Dead Weight by BRKN LOVE, Tough Guy by BENEE, Godhunter by Aviators (he kills Dio, which means "god in italian so), Knee Socks by Arctic Monkeys (vibes), Freight Train by Smash Into Pieces
Josuke: Die Young by Kesha, La La La by Area 21, Listen Up! by Excuses Excuses
Giorno: Dare To Dream by Glow Beets (I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream,), Tidal Wave by Portugal. The Man (he turned the entire mafia in italy on it's head in a week)
Jolyne: Angels by Vicetone, THAT BITCH by Bea Miller (could work for Ermes as well), Hell No! by Mel Senese, Deal With It by Ashnikko (her avoidance of marriage to Anasui lul), Mother's Daughter by Miley Cyrus, Bad Things by NOT THE MAIN CHARACTERS
Dio: Making Love To the Dead by Beginners, Applause by Lady Gaga, Rituals by Jiovanni Daniel, Vampire by Lazyboy Empire, Bad by Royal Deluxe, Villain by Garvie, Liar by Jake Daniels, Ancient Dreams In A Modern Land by Marina, Oh No! by Marina, Villain by K/DA, Good To Be Bad by CRMNL, Phonky Town by PlayaPhonk (dio walk), The Cult Of Dionysus by The Orion Experience, Supernatural by Barns Courtney, Babylon by Dirt Poor Robins, Brad Pitt by COIN, The Rose That Poisoned The Ground by El Misti (he fucked up the entire joestar family), I'm Back by Royal Deluxe (him coming back in part 3), Forevermore by Ghost Nation, Don't You Dare Forget The Sun by Get Scared, The Greatest by REACH (there's a lyric which goes "the one with the greatest seed" and dio has like four kids lmao), Hypnotized by Set It Off (the flesh buds)
Wammu: Eye of The Storm by Watt White
(no Esidisi bc I don't know enough about his character)
Kars: Black Mambo by Glass Animals (vibes really), La Espada by Eternal Raijin, Bird by Joh Yoban
Kira: Slavonic Epoch by Tombstone (repairing the mistake he made of letting the enemy know his identity and fixing it), Houdini by AViVA (mans barely escaped getting killed. and he's insane), Hey Brother by Jakob Samuel ("your secret's well protected" "and the ghost under your bed so far away" "the devil's coming"), Faith by Karen Aoki ( ;) )
Diavolo: Dark Red by Steve Lacy (his paranoia towards getting his identity discovered), Play Dirty by Kevin McAllister (mentions the devil and he "plays dirty" by almost killing his own daughter to make sure no one finds out his identity)
Pucci: Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga, Preaching To The Choir by Alex Runo (he is literally a priest), Honey I'm Home by GHOST (religion in like. an evil way), Devil by Alex Runo (more religion), Creature by Half Alive, The Beast by Old Caltone (heavy religious vibes), Preach by SAINT MOTEL, Babylon by Dirt Poor Robins, My Church by Aviators (he is religious), Lust For A Vampyr by I Monster (dio follower)
Speedwagon: One Way Mirror by Christopher Kenji (mans literally had BLADES IN HIS HAT he was so inventive and had a lot of tricks up his sleeve)
Caesar: Rise Up by Smash Into Pieces (reminds me of how his life was cut short and he spent his last moments to help Joseph win), Put In The Time by Future Royalty (he put his all into hamon training), Curses by The Crane Wives (the zeppeli curse), All That Glitters by Earl (vibes ONLY), Skyfall by Adele, Blossom by Reckless Jacks
Kakyoin: Skin and Bones by Cage the Elephant, Brothers by SIAMES (his first friends with the sdc were like his brothers), Washing Machine Heart by Mitski (this song has the vibes of something dying too young), Take The Fall by JAXSON GAMBLE ( he dies to help the crusaders), Mountain Sound by Of Monsters And Men, Skyfall by Adele (both Caesar and Kakyoin get this song ok), It's All Happening by SAINT MOTEL, Cherry's Bent by STRAINJER (cherry), All Comes Crashing by Metric, Fish in a Birdcage by Fish in a Birdcage (kakyoin as a child being alone, and probably hoping to be surrounded by people that understood him)
Avdol: Exposed by Matt Fees, Pheonix by Fall Out Boys (fire, he basically came back to life), Fire by Barns Courtney, Grumpy Sun by Shannon Clark & the Sugar (vibes again)
Polnareff: Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes, Enchante by Dirt Poor Robins, When Honor Dies by Miracle of Sound
Okuyasu: Losemyhead by littleDEATH, Bang by Sir Sly
Koichi: Stockholm Syndrome by Sofia Karlberg
Bruno: River by BRKN LOVE (it has his vibes ok), White Lies by Max Frost (him to Diavolo), Dance with the Devil by Fame Cartel (the devil...LIKE DIAVOLO?)
Abbacchio: Hurt by Oliver Tree, Lovely by Billie Eilish BUT the cover by Beneath My Skin, Cold World by 8 Graves, Bittersweet by The Galactic Effect
Naranchia: D.A.N.C.E. by Justice (you know why)
Mista: All Eyes On You by Smash Into Pieces, Kick by Saint Chaos, Bullet by SAINT MOTEL, Roses Or Blood by Actice Captive
Trish: High Waist To Hell by Cloudy June, Bubblegum Bitch by Marina And The Diamonds
Fugo: Go To War by Nothing More (shows his anger AND Fugo was originally supposed to be an enemy spy), Bad Faith by 8 Graves
Ermes: Deal With It by Ashnikko (look it fits her too ok. it has her sass), Might Heart by Acid Arcade, My Time To Shine by UPSAHL, YES MOM by Tessa Violet, Bad Things by NOT THE MAIN CHARACTERS
F.F.: Wait A Minute! By Willow Smith (vibes), Jackpot by TheFatRat (more vibes), Bad Things by NOT THE MAIN CHARACTERS
Weather Report: Better Off Dead by 8 Graves (him after getting his memories back), New Depression by Mark Doucette (also him after getting his memories back), Lost by Ghost Nation (his memories are lost), Rain by Grandson (rain), Veteran of the Psychic Wars (he had his memories stolen which had a lot of trauma a stuff)
Anasui: Destination Unknown (the music video is explicit and when Anasui breaks out of prison he just follows Weather Report lmao), Beggin' by Maneskin, Come Back Down by Trevor Something (him to jolyne lmao)
Emporio: Saviour by Jennings Couch (him basically getting together the whole squad to save the day), Ship In A Bottle by Steffan Argus (survivor's guilt after watching all his friends die after failing to protect them), GOD OF FAILURE by WITCHZ (survivor's guilt again)
Songs I don't know what to do with but go somewhere: Eye For An Eye by 8 Graves, Freaks by Timmy Trumpet, Arsonist's Lullaby by Hozier (I honestly just really love this song and feel as if it could fit someone in this list that is like...addicted to something and that's like their flaw or something. Maybe Dio with power), C'est La Vie by Weathers, Moonshine by Caravan Palace, Hold On by Unknown Chapters, Hell's Coming With Me by Poor Man's Poison, Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by Cage The Elephant, What, Me Worry? by Portugal. The Man, Menace by Rezz, The Wolf by Siames, After Midnight by Darren Day, Devil by Twice is Nice, Crash And Burn by Unlike Pluto, Bones by Imagine Dragons, One In The Same by BRKN LOVE, Let There Be Fire by Aviators
there's more characters I could've done but like it took literal hours to get all this so...anyway. lemme know what you think :)))
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trenchcoatsbi · 4 months
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hey y'all, found out i'm Another non-canon kin! woo!
like. i was a member of the SBI. in the dsmp, i think. we were definitely closer than they were canonically! (like Phil called all of us his kids :])
various things that happened that i can remember:
- i was a piglin hybrid in the age range of 13-15. i was TINY. (5'1")
- i had. Chirp Disc. wanted to be like Tom :]
- during The Betrayal, i was off in the Nether getting potion materials. came back and found out My Whole Family Had Dead. it was Not a good day.
- Pogtopia sure was. A Time. we'll leave it at that for now.
- Fuck Exile, All My Homies HATE Exile (boy oh boy, my older brother's dead and my family is in shambles due to grief! i'm sure this can't get any wor- OH COME THE FUCK ON)
- Techno and Phil didn't blow L'manberg up, but Someone sure as fuck did!
- after everything went down, i kinda just bounced between Techno's place, Snowchester, and Las Nevadas.
- Wilbur Came Back Wrong. he just seemed...empty and scared when he came back. he flinched at his own shadow a lot. he didn't even Sleep for a week, he was scared that, if he did, he'd just wake up back in limbo. he didn't think anything was real.
- i think Wilbur tried to rebuild L'manberg in a way. not as a country necessarily. just like a little place for us to come to rest if we needed.
- i think Fundy and Wil made up at some point?
- i remember that i'd sleep in Wilbur's bed some nights, just because. i think he needed it more than me. besides, i missed it anyway. felt nice.
- uh this is getting long and i don't have a lot of clear mems from this point on, but my reaction to most things in a nutshell: Can Shit Stop Happening, I'm Trying To Garden Over Here.
so yeah, just letting you know all that :]
- 💙🐏
oh coolio that’s an intrsting kintype mate! thanks for sharing!
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granvarones · 8 months
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in the vast universe of hip-hop’s fifty-year history, certain songs stand out for their musical brilliance and place within pop culture and their profound impact on how we eulogize the lives of the loved ones we lost. among these iconic tracks include pete rock & CL smooth’s “they reminisce over you (t.r.o.y.),” geto boys “six feet deep,” puff daddy’s “i’ll be missing you,” coolio’s “gangsta’s paradise,” cuban link’s “flowers for the dead,” and bone thugs-n-harmony’s deeply moving 1996 chart-topper, “tha crossroads.”
emerging in the early 1990s, the trail-blazing cleveland, ohio group achieved multi-platinum status several times under the guidance of mentor and west coast gangsta rap pioneer eazy-e. the group’s distinctive style was an exquisite fusion of rapid-fire flows, gripping storytelling, and melodic doo-wop vocal harmonizing that set them apart from the prevailing sounds of their era. their 1995 magnum opus, “E. 1999 eternal,” cemented their standing in hip-hop, and solidified their legacy.
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“E. 1999 eternal” arrived in july 1995 to critical and commercial acclaim. while the lead single, “first of the month,” became the group’s first top 20 hit on billboard’s 100, it was the yet-to-be-released track, “crossroad,” an elegy for a friend lost to gun violence, that quickly generated buzz. when the song was released as the album’s third single in 1996, it had been reworked as a tribute to eazy-e and rechristened “tha crossroads.”
eric “eazy-e” wright co-founded ruthless records and the west coast hip-hop group NWA in 1987. the group’s 1988 album “straight out of compton,” which included the still relevant “fuck the police,” propelled gangsta rap to the forefront of commercial viability and is widely regarded as one of the most influential albums in hip-hop history. eazy and ruthless records continued to impact hip-hop landscape with the signing and global success of bone thugs-n-harmony.
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on march 20, 1995, four months before bone’s “E 1999 eternal” was released, eazy-e stunned the hip-hop world when he announced that he was dying from AIDS complications. in a statement issued through his lawyer, eazy courageously stated, “i’ve got thousands and thousands of young fans that have to learn what’s real when it comes to AIDS. like the others before me, i would like to turn my problem into something good that will reach out to all my homeboys and their kin, because i want to save their asses before it’s too late.”” eric “eazy-e” wright died six days later on March 26 at the age of 30.
released in april 1996, a year after eazy-e’s untimely death, “tha crossroads,” debuted at #2 on billboard’s hot 100 before topping the chart for an astonishing 8 weeks. the emotional and spiritual tribute to their friend wally, uncle charles, eazy-e, and other family members, resonated with listens who themselves had experienced loss due to AIDS and gun violence. “tha crossroads” was anchored by a music video that provided a powerful visual to song’s chorus, “see you at the crossroads, so you won’t be lonely,” and offered hope, reminded that those lost to AIDS and gun violence would find solace in the afterlife.
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the legacy of “tha crossroads” highlights hip-hop’s extensive history of amplifying social issues, including HIV/AIDS. in october 1995, urbanAID 4 lifebeat hosted hip-hop’s first AIDS benefit concert at new york city’s madison square garden. the now legendary roster of performers included run DMC, the notorious big, wu-tang clan, salt ‘n pepa, mary j. blige, brandy, and to name just a few. the concert also featured video testimonies from people living with HIV and a video message from bone thugs-n-harmony.
“see you at the crossroads, so you won’t lonely.”
“tha crossroads” is a heartbreaking hymn that envelopes you. it is a song about remembrance without making those lost too saintly to reach, touch, feel, and mourn. the song is about personal grief. it is about communal grief. it is testament that hip-hop has the power to inspire transformation and compassion. “tha crossroads” is a song that serves as a comfort for the grieving and dead – a reminder that a reunion will be at the crossroads.
“’cause i know ima meet you at the crossroads.”
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arthurtaylorlester · 1 year
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welcome to night vale live blog ep. 217
spoiler under the cut
I will in fact, help in the prophecy economy
cecil that seems a little important
ah typical station management
NVCR REVAMP !?!?
ok how do you finish seance??
oh fuck that sounds delicious, but I think there will be consequences
KAREEM MY BB BOY
HE’S BACK
MINCHIGAN MINCHGANENON
NOOOO KAREEM GET OUT OF THERE
IS HE GOING TO DIE
cecil’s ‘’heeeyy :D’’ was too cute jhsvajfhvahjfvhjd
cecil eat the goddamn burger
‘’this is gonna sound weird’’ since when are we self aware here
CEACELESS WATCHER SALMON BURGER??
sorry in my tma era rn
YES KEEP BITCHING ABOUT YOUR COWORKERS
HUNTOKAR??????????????
SHE’S GAINING FOLLOWERS, PEOPLE CAN SEE HER!!
sheesh cecil it’s just the basement
maintenance man clarence murphy
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MORE REALITY SHENANIGANS
they had to tell a spooky story to get him to clean the basement, I’m crying I’d need the same thing
WHERE’S THE SALMON BURGER
JOSEPH!! FINK !!
WHAT THE HELL
PODPERSON EFBSDHGJHSDHJDSVFJGDSVFG
JOSEPH YOU TELL HIM
surprisingly NICE??? JOSEPH I’D KILL TO LIVE THERE
CARLOS MENTION LET’S GOOOOOO
It is fascinating
cecil not getting it is so funny
WE GET A CECIL DESCRIPTION???
WE GOT TOASTED ??? TRYING TO DESCRIBE CECIL???
NO IT WAS STATION MANAGEMENT
JOSEPH FINK FOR NVCR INTERN !!! LET’S GOOOO
cecil literally got off cleaning station management
the salmon burger is a monster off
THE RETURN OF DEB
I don’t drink beer
Every. Kind. Of. Love.
Joseph is so sweet ahhhhh
CECIL TAKING CHARGE SLAY
metal weather, coolio
alr, Cecil’s reporting in the dark
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
JOSEPH FINK ISN’T DEAD MY THEORIES
oh, cool
he’s fine
And what a wonderful hobby it is
kareem and joseph team up
why was your salmon burger a spider?? the web??? jk
oh the seance I get it
I get it cecil, I hate my bosses as well
EARL !!!
good night valeblr, good night
THE VOICE OF JOSEPH FINK IS JOSEPH FINK DHJAHGFKHADGFHAG
and to think i almost didn't liveblog it
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That one delusional anon where the homoerotic ship was based on 2 interactions:
Anyway brain got big forgor so I didn't get to submit but honestly they would die anyway 🤗 they died first in the series that's only a precursor for them to die first in any other event (they have died in other tournaments)
But you're gonna see them anyway because they are homoerotic rivals ‼️‼️ and like only 0.000001% of the current population cares about them,,, (if there's barely any fans, you just gotta have the loudness of 5000000 fans. And I am loud.)
Anyway uhh ((hopefully)) I'm not gonna info dump too much but here's a few pics 👉👈
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This is their 1st interaction in canon. I'll keep it quick, one's a serial killer and one's a vigilante, Takao Hiyama and Yomotsu Hirasaka respectively. As you can see, Yomotsu has a silly drip with an eyeball looking mask :3 He knows fashion so well. (He's blind) And Takao has pretty long hair,,, but everything else about him is ugly 👎👎 Both are old men in their early to mid 39's I'd say. I say old because they are 😋
They are both goofy losers with big dumb!! I don't care that Takao's a teacher and he got a degree, he didn't get a fucking degree in [Living!] Bro a serial killer and he died first!! Loser !! 💥💥
Anyway so keeping plot short again. Um. God wanted Survival Game He put 12 people to kill each other! In this Survival Game God wanted it to be funkier so he gave everyone diaries that predict the future! FUTURE DIARY ROLL CREDITS
So Takao has the Murder Diary, and Yomotsu has the Justice Diary 🤗 Most of the Diary Keepers have phones as diaries, like Takao, but there are a few exceptions. Like Yomotsu, without sight, he instead has a voice recorder to have his diary on!! Coolio!!
Anyway so um. Funny plot happens after the other 10 are dead and the two MCs get to go to an alternate world 2 years prior the Survival Game, so everyone's alive. So butterfly effect happened and Survival Game no happen! (MN is stupid so yeah you don't need more context <3 )
So, in this alternate universe, the two finally meet and Yomotsu pins Takao down :3 🤗
And the 2nd scene they interact has Takao in prison, and Yomotsu visiting him. Takao tells Yomotsu to get a hobby 💥💥
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Second pic! For better viewing of their fits! They are homosexual, your honour.
So like,, they're both such similar people yet so opposite... They're like a chess board... (for lack of a better comparison)
As a big delusional guy, I stared at the 2 mins of screentime Takao had and inferred a few things:
He has no friends
He has no family
He has no bitches
He is antisocial but due to his environment he can put up a friendly/professional front when needed
He is a loser
He is stupid, perhaps able to be cunning at times, but he is stupid
He died 5 times btw (everyone died only 2 times but this guy. This guy.)
He killed himself 3 times (accidentally)
Are these true? Yes because I say so and are you gonna disprove me? You can't 🫵💥💥 I know canon when I get visions of it in my brain.
Now for Yomotsu and his 6 minutes of screentime, I have more backup with my claims!
He has no friends
He has no family
He has no bitches
He has crippling depression
He is hanging on by a fucking thread
He is desperate for approval/acceptance
He does have passions for justice as it is, but another reason he is a vigilante is so people can see value in him
Also he's neurodivergent he has/had a hyperfixation on Kamen Rider and Super Sentai he is autism ever okay...
He has just such a way with words... He talks so funny
When he had his first visitor in a long while, he offered them tea, and then kinda trauma dumped on them just instantly
Anyway so like he relies on justice/vigilante work to feel self worth, but oops no one appreciates his good deeds... RIP bozo
Anyway yeah society um hates him 💥💥
So yeah he opened up that convo with “I don't know if Justice is real anymore” and just went on to dump his problems on a visiting imp (dw bout that)
He needs therapy so bad
He's like a people pleaser kinda,,,
Also in that alternate world I mentioned where he puts Takao in prison. Like. Dude's gotta be really desperate for social interaction (and a friend) if he's gonna visit someone he put in prison,,, He's such a fucking loser 💥
Also from his actions he has implied(?) suicidal ideation. This man is big sad okay.
He had the option to attempt to avoid his death. Future Diaries allowed to warn their owner that another Diary Keeper would kill them in the future. So they get a [Dead End] warning.
But instead of trying to avoid it. He goes on a suicide mission to take down his target.
He said he would die, in the name of justice. What an honourable dude
So the justice was attempted child murder- 🤗 IT WAS JUSTIFIED OKAY
But he got killed before he could blow the child up so. RIP bozo. Then again the child died shortly after him anyway so. Justice?
Also this guy is like God's 3rd favourite
He was built like an MC okay
I know he was one of God's favourite, he gave Yomotsu an advantage
Most of the other Diary Keepers only have their future telling ability, however, Yomotsu has a little something more
He has hypnosis powers. OP as hell.
He was built to be the MC but God decided he liked a pathetic 14 year old more instead 💔
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Anyway look at their designs 💙💙💙 Takao is so ugly 💙💙💙 Yomotsu is so pretty
Also their deaths look stupid
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In the manga version he looks so pathetic when he's dying.
Bro just going to the void 🕳️
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No explanation needed.
So yeah old man yaoi is a need and I did not get it!! I was cheated out of this, Sakae Esuno!! Would've loved two stupid losers that can be low-key smart try to catch each other in this Survival Game. I wanna believe that they would've been Lawlight but also stupid 💙💙💙💙
Lastly, I'd like to mention. That my pfp is bald Takao.
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Mirai Nikki was popular enough to get a Visual Novel so I'm hoping to Sakae Esuno he gave my old men (there's more old men than just these two! Though these two are top blorbos 💙) some more screen time and lore.
Anyway so idk but there's like a trend or smthn to make VN character sprites bald,,, so ofc I had to do it first. And I took away Takao's long hair.
So um 💙 yeah. I also wrote a 9k word essay for them in another tournament,,, niche character tournament... I am a normal person with sanity 🤗🤗
They are my everything.
Hope you enjoyed reading?? Pretend this was compelling propaganda for a nonexistent contestant
thank you for sharing your guys
even though they will not be in the bracket we love to see more homoerotic rivalries
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names and pronouns
aight well collectively we go by mikey, mikes, micheal, the punks, punk, any random slur or curse you can cone up with (the weirder and more obscure the better) (no im not kidding, our name was bastard for over a year), and like... collectively our pronouns are like, he him whatever the fuck i guess? its kind of hard, bc were a system, and i WOULD introduce everyone, except thats... 400 people, so um. inadvertent intro post, oh well.
(all people referenced via last name are introjects of the real person or adjacent)
we have
me - coolio ( he / ask / all )
gerard / gee way ( they / he / all )
micheal / mikey way ( he / they / doesnt care )
ray / rayray toro ( they / she / he / all )
frank / frankie iero ( gore / rot / zom / he / more neos )
party poison / party / red ( they / vamp / poison )
fun ghoul / ghoul / ghoulie ( he / oil / xey / chem )
ryan / ry / ryro ross [🔵] ( he / they / doesnt care )
ryan / ry / ryro ross [🟡] ( he / zey / sun / any )
brendon / b / bee u. ( they / hi / ask )
dallon / dal weekes ( they / all )
billie / bj joe armstrong ( he / ask )
mike / mikey dirnt ( he / all )
pete wentz ( ask / they / he )
patrick / pat / trick stump ( he / they / all )
travie mccoy ( he / comfy / safe / protect / all )
william / bilvy beckett ( they / ze / any )
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florida ( he / cor / coralself / co / coastself / sea neos / all )
alaska ( elk / arctic / he )
california / cali ( he / xe / they / ask )
new york / ny ( he / rat / any )
eddie munson ( he / they / punk / rev / reverbself / viz / vibroz / clamor / clamorself / thrum / thrumself )
steve h. ( they / ask )
castiel / cas / cassie / cassian novak ( all / any / he )
dean winchester ( he / xe / ask )
sam winchester ( they / ze / all )
rex ( they / he )
fox ( he / caff / xem )
cody ( xe / all )
stan marsh ( ask / he )
gwen stacy ( they / he / ask )
tumortastic ( zi / he / any / neo )
chip dove ( xe / he / dea / dead / gho / ghost / te / tear )
naethan / nate ( he / ask )
scrinthvoid / scrinth ( they / ask / them )
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puff-world · 2 years
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I'm gonna rank every skylander and ripoff @jelloapocalypse
This will not be based in gameplay but design because fuck that noise any how les go
PART 1: MAGIC
Wrecking ball: [insert dead joke] -6
Voodood: dood you are like totally forgettable 3
Spyro: [insert joke about his face] 6
Double trouble: despite being forgettable, you survived -6
Pop fizz: he drinks mountain dew, truley a gamer 7
Ninjini: ok your fucking cool 8
Trap shadow: who 1
Star strike: yall remember those egg theives from spyro? 7
Hoot loop: CRAZY ASS -8
Dune bug: my apologies to trap shadow, who are you? -1
Enigma: you look like a wow boss 9
Deja vu: cute pigtails lazy name 5
Cobra cadabra: COBRA COBRAAA 7
Blastermind: kaos what are you doing here 4
Splat: dranie bob Ross 6
Pain-yatta: how are you magic dude: 7
Mysticat: eh 1
Buck shot: and eh 0
Over all score: 5
PART 2: UNDEAD
Hex: who's goth gf is this? 7
Ghost roaster: why did they scrap you? 7
Cynder: why are you here? 6
Chop chop: he has a bone to pick with you 7
Freight rider: you look like a common enemy 5
Eye brawl: ok ngl really fucking sick -9
Roller brawl: my bad this is the goth gf 5
Rattle snake: yall ever watch rango? 7
Night shift: I dont get it 7
Grim creeper: dopey but cute -6
Short cut: hesh gonna gecha! -7
Krypt king: chop chops top boyfriend 8
Funny bone: play dead! -6
Bat spin: bleh both literally and figuratively 4
Fiesta: drip 9
Wolf gang: London 8
Pit boss: this sssssucks 3
Chopscotch: your pun name is your saving grace or grave -1
Over all score: 8
PART 3: LIFE
Zook: [insert soldier tf2 quotes] -5
Stump smash: neat -7
Stealth elf: porn bait 6
Camo: you're not very camouflaged 4
Tree rex: man going hard 9
Shroom: mama mia -7
Zoo lou: uhm 3
Stink bomb: gross 5
Grilla drilla: isnt a drill counter active to the eco friendly drip 5
Bumble blast: [buck bumble theme] -7
Tuff luck: furry bait 4
High five: hesa pupper 7
Food fight: trigger happy rip off 5
Bushwhack: whack off! Wait? 3
DONKEY KONG: DONKEY KONG 9
Thrillipede: he gives a 1000% 8
Crash bandicoot: WOAH 9
Chompy mage: dr livesly walk 9
Boom bloom: coolio 7
Ambush: not expected 7
Over all score: -7
PART 4: FIRE
Sunburn: sqwaaaaa 6
Ignitor: kinda lit 7
Flame slinger: the writers were blind making him 4
Eruptor: I finna puke, in a good way 7
Hot head: kinda dopey but also really neat 6
Hot dog: stop drop and roll over: -5
Smolderdash: yall watch moana 8
Fryno: I'm kimda loving it -6
Fire kraken: he so dopey I love him -7
Blast zone: ignitors top boyfriend wait didnt I make this joke already 7
Wildfire: anduin if he liked fire 7
Trail blazer: my little arson 7
Torch: she hot literally 7
Ka boom: compensating much 7
Spitfire: lit but not in the good way 5
Bowser: look up @were-Ralph 9
Tae kwon crow: is this a fried chicken joke? 5
Flare wolf: furry bait 5
Ember: she was better in danny phantom 7
Over all: 7
PART 5: WATER
Zap: alotta spyro ripoffs 6
Wham shell: dont look at me with those big ol eyes 6
Slam bam: for being so chilled hes kinda hot 8
Gill grunt: this man goes hard 9
Thumpback: thumpback mountain 9
Chill: not really cool tho 7
Swash buckler: disney lawsuit 9
RIP tide: here comes the crimson chin -7
Punk shock: kinda cool kinda forgettable 5
Freeze blade: "I like your cut g" 7
Snap shot: yall play pokemon 7
Lob star: is mayonnaise an instrument 5
Flip wreck: [vulgar dolphin noises] 4
Echo: zap became a goth gf 6
Dive clops: scooby doo vibes 7
Tidepool: meh 5
King pen: 7
Grave clobber: excuse me what 0
Over all: 7
PART 6: EARTH
Terra fin: did he get fatter over time 8
Prism break: the pun was under utilized 8
Dino rang: picks up phone* "what's your favorite dinosaur" 7
Bash: awww rock pupper 8
Flash wing: theres the spyro rip off 5
Crusher: blag blag blah prism breaks top boyfriend 8
Slobber tooth: a pale imitation of bash 6
Scorp: sorry I'm a scorpio -6
Rubble rouser: uga uga -7
Doom stone: sorry but naw 4
Wallop: furry bait 5
Rocky roll: a lil guy 8
Head rush: I want her to kick my ass 9
Fist bump: hows it going bros its [insert n bomb] 4
Smash hit: yall watch ice age 3? 6
Tritip: pick up the phone a lil kid wants to talk dinosaurs 5
Golden queen: yasss queen 8
Barbella: once again hit me 8
Over all: 8
PART 7: AIR
Whirlwind: spyro ripoff again 4
Warnado: I like turtles 7
Sonic boom: good show 6
Lighting rod: move that cloud so I can see that lighting rod: 7
Swarm: buck bumble literally 8
Jetvac: kirby still better 7
Scratch: again 4
Pop thorn: oh hey it's that balloon I lost -7
Free range: I thought it was a piss joke
Boom jet: human??? 6
Thunder bolt: lighting rods less slutty brother
Gusto: oh my 6
Flip kong: MONKEY!!!! also Nintendo lawsuit
Storm blade: she so pretty 8
Wild storm: I dont get it 4
Bad juju: why are you here? 0
Air strike: bird shit every where -6
Over all: 6
PART 8: TECH
Trigger happy: he has a gun -8
Drobot: another one 4
Drill sergeant: show me your war face 7
Boomer: pfft 7
Sproket: kenzie from saints row 8
Bouncer: DR LIVESLY IS ALIVE AND HE IS AN IRON GINAT RIPOFF 10
Wind up: hit him so hell shut up -8
Spy rise: [sam Fisher voice] 8
Magna charge: yoooooooo 9
Countdown: soccer fans be like -6
Tread head: how do you drive that -5
Jawbreaker: he looks like an orc made him 9
Gear shift: robo waifu 7
Chopper: dinosaurs!!!! -7
High volt: he has a little blue line flag on his car 5
Robow: ok this goes hard 9
Dr neo cortex: jaundice 9
Dr krankcase: gangrene 9
Chain reaction: robo viking 10
Over all: 9
PART 9: LIGHT
Spotlight: must I say it 7
Knight light: palidins be like 6
Astroblaster: the only space themed skylander 8
Blaster tron: what's light about you? 0
Aurora: at this time of day in this part of the country 8
Over all: 7
PART 10: DARK
Knightmare: death knights be like 9
Black out: despite being a spyro clone hes really cool 9
Night fall: Lovecraftian ass 9
Starcast: slam bams emo cousin 7
Hoodsickle: you should be undead 0
Over all: 9
PART 11: KAOS & OTHERS
Kaos: DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL 10
Cyclops snail: theres a reason he was scrapped -10
Over all: 10
PART 12: RANKING TOP 10 AND WORST
10. Cyclops snail
9. Eye brawl
8. Head rush
7. Jaw breaker
6. Chompy mage
5. Fiesta
4. Black out
3. Kaos
2. Chain reaction
1. Bouncer
THE WORST: buckshot
PART 13: thoughts over all
So..after ranking every skylander, no I will not do enemies or trapped bosses, I can kinda get a method with them
Magic are based on religions and the arcane
Undead are often dead or malicious
Life are based on flora and fauna
Fire are based on fire, magma, and explosives
Water are based on ice and marine life
Earth are based on rocks and Crystal's with a few rough boys
Air is based on flight, avians or weather
Tech is based on machinery, metal and demolition and man made things
Light is based on holy and benevolent forces
Dark is based conversely on lovecraftian and malicious things
I originally intended on looking at all scrapped skylanders too but I realized there were too many so I only covered the one that was most well known scrapped skylanders
I also noticed some of the sensei's in imaginators were really independent of their element
And another thing was that some skylanders were dropped. In the original generation they had 4 skylanders and then replaced one for giants then again for swap force but the ones they keeped were given ultimate versions that sometimes looked wholly different and then in superchargers some where brought back again ang given new armor.
Anyway I hope you enjoyed this look into skylanders history thank you and have a nice day
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branchgodforever · 1 year
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I posted 1,147 times in 2022
That's 545 more posts than 2021!
8 posts created (1%)
1,139 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@a-really-good-lawyer
@thebigbiwolf
@lilacfeatherss
@arsonistblue
@goodolmoodkill
I tagged 1,110 of my posts in 2022
Only 3% of my posts had no tags
#ooo funi hahaha - 212 posts
#meeeeeeeeeee - 146 posts
#coolio - 122 posts
#matt murdilf - 116 posts
#importts - 97 posts
#gud - 79 posts
#artt - 75 posts
#starwarss - 70 posts
#jermah - 49 posts
#importss - 48 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#not to be sapphic on main but like holy fuckng shit oh my god almighty woah woah woah hoooooo oh my goodness gracious holy fucking shit oh m
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
OKAY SO in Revenge of the Sith, Yoda goes to duel palpatine right? in the end he doesn't succeed and so he leaves the planet and isolates himself in Dagobah in order to self-reflect on his failures, that's where we see him in Empire Strikes Back. During the prequels yoda is seen as very wise and intelligent jedi master, always being calm and giving advice to people in need of it.
When we see him in Empire Strikes Back he's like an entirely different person (or whatever his species is) from the prequels, probably because they we're made after the original trilogy. Wow, how observant of me! /sarcasm
The first thing we see him do after meeting Luke is GO THROUGH HIS STUFF, STEAL HIS LAMP, AND THEN HIT R2 (like a child i may say) UNTIL IT GIVES IT BACK TO HIM.
This is what 22 years of isolation on a swamp planet does to someones sanity.
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he lived, served cunt, then died.
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i think a lot of people forget that like... father lantom is dead...very VERY much dead
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thinking about this again
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My #1 post of 2022
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soul-music-is-life · 2 years
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Relatable.
Therapist: “How are you doing?”
Internal monologue: “I wake up every morning disappointed that I’m still alive in this bullshit dystopian society. I then go to a meaningless job that I don’t hate, but don’t care about because all I can think about is how I have a bad case of “the poor” and if I miss even one day of work I won’t be able to afford rent and I’ll be homeless. I have no family. My mother is dead and my stepdad is a fucking asshole who doesn’t even realize what he’s done to my sanity. My mental health is beyond destroyed. The world sucks. It’s getting worse. But I can’t seem to open my fucking mouth and ask for help because I think I know it’s hopeless. When I’m not sad at work or sad elsewhere I just curl up in the dark and sleep. I can’t afford to get the fuck out of here and I can’t afford to live here. I just want to die and never come back.”
Me: “I’m fine.”
Therapist: “Any depression or suicidal thoughts?”
Me: “No. I just read and write and stuff.”
Therapist: “Coolio. Here’s some meds if you need them.”
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goldenguillotines · 2 years
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♪♫ Deadeye
Send me “♪♫” and I’ll tell you four songs by four different artists that I associate with my muse
CONTROL // HALSEY
And all the kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me"
I can't help this awful energy
God damn right, you should be scared of me
Who is in control?
FADE AWAY // LOGIC
You're fucking pathetic, my etiquette murder ya predicate, bitch I'm ahead of it, yeah
Yes I'mma die but I don't wonder why in the hell I'mma ride in the dead of it yeah
Yeah I know, know, life on Earth is so unpredictable
Okay-kay, hold up let me say yes I fade away
THERFORE I AM // BILLIE EILISH
Stop, what the hell are you talking about? Ha
Get my pretty name outta your mouth
We are not the same with or without
Don't talk 'bout me like how you might know how I feel
Top of the world, but your world isn't real
Your world's an ideal
GANGSTA'S PARADISE // COOLIO, L.V.
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
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Here's a wrap-up of the latest re-issues through the store the past week! Featuring some 90's slowcore & noise-rock favourites, another batch of TISM on wax for the first time, plus a selection of punk, metal, hip-hop & jazz classics newly re-pressed & back in print.
Karate - Time Expired (5xLP Splatter Vinyl Box Set) $240 - Another excellent anthology release from @thenumerogroup featuring 3 studio albums from the Boston slowcore outfit spanning 2000-2004 plus unreleased E.P. tracks
Polvo: - In Prism (2xLP) $55 - s/t $45 (compilation of early E.P. material from 1990-1991)
TISM: - www.tism.wanker.com $50 (Blue Vinyl) / $20 (CD) - Machines Against The Rage (Silver 2xLP) $75
Iron Maiden - Number Of The Beast / Beast Over Hammersmith (3xLP) $130 IDLES - Five Years Of Brutalism (Red Vinyl) $55 Fucked Up - Hidden World (2xLP Magenta Vinyl) $45 The Ataris - End Is Forever (Blue Vinyl) $55
Type O Negative - Dead Again (3xLP Splatter Vinyl) $90 - The Origin Of The Feces (2xLP Green & Black Vinyl) $80
The Dwarves - Blood Guts & Pussy $35 - Thank Heaven For Little Girls $35 - Sugarfix $35
Coolio - My Soul (25th Anniversary 2xLP) $65 Machine - s/t (Rare 1972 funk re-issue from @wewantsounds) $50 Daft Punk - Homework Remixes (2xLP) $45 Echo and the Bunnymen - Evergreen (25th Anniversary) $55
Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman - Lice $42 - Lice Two: Still Buggin' $42 - Triple Fat Lice $42
Rahsaan Roland Kirk: - Here Comes The Whistleman $40 - Blacknuss $40
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lawevades-a042023 · 2 years
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LIST 5 SONGS THAT INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE YOUR MUSE.
little more love by aj tracey   //   My soul's getting tired, always runnin' from the law. My brothers are getting by, we don't struggle anymore. If you love me how you love me, then love me a little more.
buss the red by pmoney   //   This is what it's like when you're a product of your ends. You hear different tones and different voices in your head. Paranoia kicks in got me thinking he's a fed.
gangstas paradise by coolio   //    Fool, death ain't nothin' but a heart beat away. I'm livin' life do or die, what can I say? I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24? The way things is goin', I don't know.
anxious by aj tracey   //   I run this London town, got smoke, we double down. And we ain't runnin' into trouble, we bring trouble 'round.
eurostep by aj tracey
& LIST 5 QUOTES THAT INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE YOUR MUSE.
“I don’t think you know what I am mate.” + “I’m a fucking waste of space. I’m just a stupid kid. I got no sense. Criminal. I’m no fucking use, mate. I am nothing. So please, please, get it into your... y’know, into your bonce, that you killed my friend. And... I’m Cook. AHHHHH-I’M COOK!!!” - James Cook, Skins
“He’s my brother. And not by something as accidental as blood… by something much stronger. By choice.” - Wolfgang Bogdanow, Sense8
“It's hard not to hate. People. Things. Institutions. When they break your spirit and take pleasure in watching you bleed. Hate... is the only feeling that makes sense.” - Jax Teller, Sons of Anarchy
“You can slap my wrists until they're bloody, lady. I don't give a shit. I'm giving you a win well above your pay grade. You get your devil and you punch your ticket out of this cesspool. So let's not get too lost in righteousness. I'm the scumbag outlaw, and you're the pillar of justice. And neither one of us likes looking at ourselves in the mirror.“ - Jax Teller, Sons of Anarchy
“The past is dead and burried, you get nothing from living there.” - James Cook, Skins: Rise
stolen from:   @thebestplayer tagging:   anyone who wants to ❤️
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