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#COCK IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TASTES
honeyedheartss · 27 days
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invioletswithyou · 1 year
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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to to say…
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aleckazam · 10 months
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yes we are afraid of encountering a vagina bc that shits gross.... pls keep ur rancid ph imbalance stain queefing fish smell freebleeding roast beef flaps out of berghain or whatever im literally gonna barf just thinking about it 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮 cock on the other hand is hot😍
Omg john green you’re back
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fandom-oracle · 2 years
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When you write the best dick-sucking tumblr post ever, call that fishingGOATproceeds
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boysgonebadtour · 9 months
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Theres no joy like the joy of getting to tell someone why john green doesnt have an internet presence anymore
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hazbincalifornia · 1 year
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I am losing my shit
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juniebgroans · 2 years
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Look, unless it brings back editing other posts, I don't care
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lilseaturtle · 2 years
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The most embarrassing thing about John green actually has nothing to do w this hellsite
Apparently he eats his cereal.. with WATER
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refej · 13 hours
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HahaaahaHHaaaaaAHabanabHahHhHHhAajahaah
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gnflorida · 5 months
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losing my mind at the fact that philza minecraft not only whomegaluled john green at his own goddamn convention but then went and tweeted publicly about it afterwards 😭
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mediapen · 2 months
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SINGAPORE, 2022 // 📸: LILLIAN SUWANRUMPHA
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corpish · 4 days
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currently planning a Tumblr-themed party with some friends, and I’m most proud of the ideas to have a mini “dashcon ball pit” for ice/drinks and John “Green” jello cock shots lol
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phasedepoule · 5 months
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btw i recently came across the john green cock post again and it legitimately sounds like allie could have written it.
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Jeopardy! question: “This novelist popular among young adults is known in some parts of the web for his favourite taste”
You could have it so that neither the question or the answer involve cock at all. Slip this under the radar!
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scottsumrners · 2 years
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Apex should just pull the plug and go "oh yeah everybody in this game gay. Gay asf. It's the future. Heterosexuality has been successfully abolished. Even the murderbot bottoms."
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