Pouncival: Sometimes i just like to let out a random bloodcurdling scream. It's very cathartic.
Munkustrap: That was you?! I thought the Junkyard was haunted!
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Mistoffelees: I guess there is sort of a dark edginess to this... like one of those Crayola crayon Halloween packs.
Tugger: That is your standard for dark edginess?
Mistoffelees: I don't know! I'm just trying not to bring the group down here.
Victoria: You only help to lift me up, you sweet and sour misunderstood shadowling.
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Rum Tum Tugger: Mistoffelees and I are no longer friends.
Mistoffelees: That’s literally the worst way to tell people we’re dating.
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Jemima: Goodnight moon
Jemima: Goodnight tree
Jemima: Goodnight ghosts only I can see
Munkustrap: Say what-
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POV after Misto does the bug trick for the millionth time ever
Alonzo: do you regret what you did?
Misto: nah
Alonzo: would you do it again??
Misto: mmm… sure, why not? :D
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dick: Hey guys, what are you watching?
damian: Kitten Football.
dick: Why?
damian: It’s randomly came on and now I’m invested. And then jason came in and got into it too. Aw, look Snuggles fell asleep-
jason: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMNIT!
dick:?!
damian: jason sees the show differently than I do.
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I love the idea of Tim and Bruce being the two smartest people in batfam; So they occasionally say weird things that only they can understand.
Dick, panicked: OH MY GOD! I asked Kory out. What should I do now? What if she won't like me?
Bruce: Schrödinger's cat.
Dick:
Dick: ...what?
Tim: He's saying you won't findout unless you actually try it and go on a date with her.
Dick: Aww! That's so nice. Thanks, B.
Jason: Who's Schrödinger's cat?
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Tim, with soaked shirt:
Duke: What happened?
Tim: The driving frequency corresponded to the resonance frequency of coffee, therefore the sloshing amplitude reached its maximum.
Duke: Say what again??
Bruce: He spilled his coffee.
Duke:
Duke: ...right.
Jason: Fucking weirdos.
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Mungojerrie: You know, this is your fault for leaving me in change.
Munkustrap: I never said you were in charge!
Mungojerrie: Well, you never said I wasn't!
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Skimbleshanks: If y'all weren't talking about Alonzo, what are you so upset about? Is it because Bustopher Jones is writing a book about us?
Mistoffelees: Wait, Bustopher Jones is writing a book about Alonzo joining our team?
Skimbleshanks: No, no. He's just coming here to write a book about the team.
Tumblebrutus: Alonzo's writing a book about us?
Skimbleshanks: No, Bustopher Jones.
Coricopat: WHY WOULD ALONZO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT BUSTOPHER JONES?
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Mistoffelees: What did I say about you entering my den?
Tugger: That it was manly and impulsive?
Mistoffelees: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "don't."
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Bruce: Has everyone gotten their emergency gas masks upgraded? It’s nearly October…
Jason: Only if you stop giving us ominous reasons. Out here like “a storm is approaching… make sure you take twelve and only twelve extra batarangs!”
Dick: what he means is rogues who like to use gas like the scarecrow get more active the closer it gets to Halloween.
Bruce: That’s what I said.
Tim: maybe we should be concerned about how fluent Dick is in ominous sounding bat-warnings.
Dick: Hey, I’ve just been here the longest!
Damian: EVERYONE CEASE YOUR INCESSANT BABBLING! ALFRED THE CAT IS MAKING BISCUITS!
Everyone: Awww 🥰
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Angel: "Ya think Husk likes me?"
Vaggie: "Angel, he literally always fixes your drink first at the bar. Even if someone else gets there before you."
Angel: "Yea, but I thought he was just doin' that to get me to leave faster."
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Dick: Well if you’re both staying, remember the rules. Damian, no playing ball in the apartment, no fighting, and no answering the phone with "City Morgue."
Jon: Mr. Nightwing, can’t I have some rules?
Dick: No chewing tobacco.
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robin(dick): What if I turned into a villain?
cat-woman: Aw, you'd have the cutest mugshot.
robin [very pleased with himself]: Thank you cat-mom.
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