Marikas tits you must be hungry
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respite at boilprawn shack (feat my tarnished, Bastille)
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Been playing through elden ring again in preparation for the DLC, man what a kickass game
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You've heard of Bloodborne Kart, but what about Elden Ring kart?
Malenia and Miquella: Miquella drives a motorcycle with the biggest helmet and goggles imaginable whilst Malenia is cramped into a tiny side car
Morgott: He rides a penny Farthing (those old bikes with a huge front wheel) and always looks tired
Rya: One of those small plastic cars for children, covered in go-faster stripes
Radahn: A big jeep with enough room for him and Leonard to sit side by side. There's a little bobblehead of Godfrey on the dashboard
Marika and Radagon: They sit in a blinged out golden sports car, their matching shades complete the look
Ranni: A typical family car with Ranni at the wheel, Blaidd on shotgun, and Seluvis and Iji cramped in the back. Ranni needs a booster seat to see over the dashboard
Millicent and her sisters: one of those really long multi-person bikes. Only half of them seem to know which way to pedal
Miriel: the pope mobile, what did you expect?
Roderika and Hewg: Hewg is actually teaching Roderika how to drive, she just so happened to accidentally join the race
Godrick: an amalgamation of like 50 different vehicles stuck together, it isn't pretty to look at but atleast it functions
Boggart: a food truck with a big Lobster on the roof, he can hit the sickest drifts you've ever seen
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The shattering? Fingers? Elden Ring?
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I'm still convinced the main reason Boggart ended up in Leyndell dungeon is because he got caught saying "Marika’s tits!" within earshot of Morgott.
"How dare thee, defile the... Bosom of the Queen Marika with thine tongue."
"Hoho, mate, that'd be a BLESSIN' to meet the Queen Marika’s bosom with my tongue...!"
"GUARDS!"
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INKTOBER 19 - Zorayas, Elden Ring
Rya or Zorayas is so cute.
I know this doesn't happen in Rya's quest, but I would have liked something like this for her, since this is a fanart in this one I can draw something like that.
Eme
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Be normal about Boggart without his helmet challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
...Rotoscoped his ass. I don't know. It came to me in a vision. It struck me like lightning. One minute, I was writing his dialogue for my fic, and the next, it was like 12 hours later. Whoops.
No background version:
[Boggart without helmet: this video]
[Footage: this gifset]
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