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toaarcan · 3 months

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The Black Knight Satellite

Alright I want to talk about the 'Black Knight Satellite' because it's funny as fuck.

This image is claimed by many to be "the Black Knight Satellite", and it's the centrepiece of a conspiracy theory and very popular with the "unsolved mysteries" sector of the Internet. If you've ever watched a YouTube video about "ooo spoopy" things that people don't understand, you've probably heard of it, and seen this photo.

Like a lot of "unsolved mysteries", the unsolved mystery of the Black Knight Satellite is actually completely solved. We know exactly what it is. We knew what it was before any of the videos about the 'mystery' were ever uploaded. We knew what it was before YouTube existed. We knew what it was from the moment that the photograph was taken by the crew of STS-88 in 1998.

But before I tell you that, let's talk about the claims that conspiracy theorists and UFO-nuts make about it, so we can laugh at them!

The claim is that the object in this image is an artificial satellite of alien origin that has been orbiting the Earth for 13000 years. Supposedly, Nikola Tesla made contact with it during his 1899 experiments with radio waves, but its purpose remains unknown. Spooky! Also, complete bullshit!

In actuality, the strange radio pulses that Tesla picked up were most likely pulsars, which hadn't been identified by science yet. Pulsars aren't machines, they're a type of neutron star, so they're not aliens.

The figure of "13000 years" originated with a Scottish author who was making shit up and later said that he was, in fact, making shit up.

The name "Black Knight" is most likely derived from the Black Knight rocket, a British test-bed rocket/ballistic missile intended for testing the re-entry components of the Blue Streak missile, as part of what would become the Black Arrow program.

If you've never heard of these British spacecraft, it's because the government cancelled the program after just four flights, the last of which put the Prospero satellite into orbit, making us the only country in the history of the world to attain and then abandon the capability of putting satellites in orbit. Because we've been playing "Rule Britannia" on an out-of-tune kazoo for decades and we're unlikely to stop any time soon.

This is a surviving Black Knight, on display in Woomera, Australia, where the program launched from. The last Black Arrow rocket, along with a spare of the Prospero satellite, is on display in the Science Museum in London.

Contrary to what it's name might suggest, Black Arrow looked like a giant flying lipstick. No part of it was black except for the hazard striping.

(This is a mockup, also at Woomera. The real thing is displayed on its side with its fairing open, so it's harder to see its lipstick-y glory)

Basically, all these unrelated elements were glommed together to create the mysterious "Black Knight Satellite."

But what about the object in the photo? What is this mysterious satellite orbiting our world?

It's a thermal blanket from the STS-88 mission. They talked about it as it floated away from Endeavour, and this is readable in the transcripts of the mission. They also took not just the iconic photo, but six photos of the "Black Knight", showing it on course to re-enter the Earth's atmosphere and burn up, several of which clearly show it to be just a floating piece of space junk.

#The Black Knight Satellite #Black Knight Satellite #Black Knight #Debunked #Debunking #Conspiracy Theory #Anti-Conspiracy Theory #Black Knight Rocket #Black Arrow Rocket #STS-88 #Space Shuttle #Endeavour #Space Shuttle Endeavour #Space #Space Flight

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ufosightingsfootage · 3 months

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Why Hasn't The Black Knight Satellite Been Recovered Yet

Black knight satellite sts-88 UFO in earth's polar orbit NASA. NASA could go get it and show us what it is once and for all but they haven't done it. #ufosightingsfootage #UFO #uap

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seymourmusicclub · 11 months

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#Black Knight satellite #ooparts #cherry peanuts

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ultra-phthalo · 8 months

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…In this will melting indecision. The black void grew swamped. Their body draped in a thick shadow. Their words no longer echoed as the thrum of feeling, dwindled.

Does it look like I can afford to go home.

[Music: øneheart - apathy]

Artist’s note: This is a working progress and this blog is going to depict scenes and characters yet to appear or be fully explained in my potential up coming Ao3 Transformers fanfiction. This blog contains ocs plus some reblogs. And fair warning, I do hope to reach into some grim content and dark subjects. I'm a 21 year old artist. And this blog is suitable for mid teens. You will be able to note on my writing style by reading the posted texts in this blog. As well as my progress. Spotting errors is appreciated. Hope you enjoy.

WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THIS ACCOUNT:

General Interests:

Art

Music (all genres; theme related; video game music)

Literature (References; poems; fan fics)

Comics and shows

Animal facts

Science facts

Top Recently Active Interests (in no particular order):

Transformers (A lot of the continuities)

Brave Bang Bravern

3 Body Problem

Shogun

Fantastic Planet

Nier Automata

Gizzverse

Vermis

Devil Man Cry Baby

Vintage books [Philip k. dick; anything with a Chris Foss cover] -Not a big reader - Might change though-

#original character #oc #transformers #tfp #tf mtmte #fanfiction #fanfiction ideas #jet #bird of prey stealth jet #black knight satellite [hoax]#creative writing #atmospheric #1970 #1980

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letsgethaunted · 1 year

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Episode 67: The Black Knight Satellite Conspiracy Photodump

Image 01: A close-up image of the alleged “Black Knight Satellite” Image 02: The full image as posted to NASA’s website. Officially, NASA classifies this photo as nothing more than a piece of “space debris” Image 03: Some theorize that the famous photo is actually of a thermal space blanket lost during a space walk in the 1980s. Here’s a photo of one; they normally come in silver or gold. Image 04: Astronaut Gordon Cooper discussing his experience with UFOs (part 1). Cooper is alleged to have seen The Black Knight Satellite during his time in outer space. Image 05: Gordon Cooper discussing UFOS (part 2) Image 06: The New York Times article that started it all when astronomers claimed to have spotted satellites orbiting the Earth 3 years before the launch of Sputnik 1 Image 07: Nikola Tesla’s article published in 1901 where he claims to have intercepted intelligent radio signals coming from outer space in 1899. Image 08: Alleged video of the Black Knight Satellite caught on camera in 2016. Image 09: Alleged video of the Black Knight Satellite caught on camera in 2020.

#The Black Knight Satellite Conspiracy #Space Race #Black Knight Satellite #Astronaut Gordon Cooper #Nikola Tesla #Let's Get Haunted #Instagram

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disk28 · 2 years

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#disk28 #black knight satellite

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mediazew01 · 5 months

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#black knight satellite #billy carson #mediazew

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datatiede · 9 months

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Fermin paradoksi on ratkaistu: Von Neumannin luotaimet ovat jo täällä

Keskustelkaamme hetki Yhdysvaltojen sisäpolitiikasta. Olen seurannut pari vuotta Yhdysvaltojen outoa keskustelua, jossa maailmankuva näyttää olevan nopeassa muutoksessa. Suomalaiset eivät ole juurikaan kiinnittäneet huomiota tähän Yhdysvalloissa tapahtuneeseen epätavalliseen kehitykseen. Yhdysvaltojen hallitus on myöntänyt että ufoja on olemassa ja niitä ei voi selittää millään ihmiskunnan…

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blogparanormalexpresso2stuff · 2 years

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#2014 #uap #ufo sightings #ufo phenomenon #black knight satellite

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queensharotto · 5 months

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Brittle Doughie’s Cookie Run x Reader Masterlist (Part 5: Late 2023)

A masterlist of @brittle-doughie’s Cookie Run stories organized by month.

Genre Emojis

😞 is for angst, 🎃 is for Halloween, 🎄 is for Christmas, 🍪 is for Cannibalism, 💗 is for Yandere, 💝 is for Valentine’s, 👻 is for Horror, 🎂 is for Birthday, 💚 is for Yandere!White Lily Cookie

The Indents are related to the featured cookies. If there are numerous cookies (Over 10 Cookies Featured), I’ll make a note on that as well. Additionally, I’ll categorize various cookies if they’re associated with a specific hobby, location, food etc.

Also, the ⭐️ will indicate a story featuring one of Brittle’s OCs.

September 2023 🍂

• “Lord/Lady Harbinger Cookie”

Featuring: The Cookies of Darkness

• “Bully Hunter”

Featuring: Lilac Cookie

• “Harbinger Cookie’s Relationship with Pomegranate Cookie”

Featuring: Pomegranate Cookie

• “All Aboard” 💗

Featuring: Milky Way Cookie

• “Napping in Goblin Cookie’s Bag”

Featuring: Goblin Cookie

• “Yandere Dragons” 💗

Featuring: The 5 Dragons

• “Y/N Cookie Meets Golden Cheese Cookie”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Golden Cheese Cookie’s Greatest Treasure: Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie as a Shagaru Magala”

Featuring: The 5 Dragons and the Cookies of Darkness

• “Golden Cheese Cookie and Ancient Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie and Burnt Cheese Cookie

• “Golden Cheese Cookie Body Pillow”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Golden Cheese Cookie showing off her wealth”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Satellite”

Featuring: Stardust Cookie

• “The Greedy or the Honorable”

Featuring: Pirate Cookie, Sorbet Shark Cookie, Captain Ice Cookie and Peppermint Cookie

• “Halt! The Restriction Mayhem Update!” 💗

Featuring: Kumiho Cookie, Cocoa Cookie, Ninja Cookie, Okchun Cookie, Lilac Cookie, Timekeeper Cookie, Sea Fairy Cookie, Fire Spirit Cookie and Lotus Dragon Cookie

• “Bastet Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Burnt Cheese Cookie and 2 Marzipan Cookies

• “Smoked Cheese Cookie x Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Kingdom Host Cookie, Mozzarella Cookie, Smoked Cheese Cookie and High Priest Cheesenbird

October 2023 🎃

• “Shining Glitter Cookie and Black Lemonade Cookie fighting over Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Shining Glitter Cookie and Black Lemonade Cookie

• “Can’t Take What Isn’t Yours”

Featuring: Chili Pepper Cookie and Peppercorn Cookie

• “Paying Golden Cheese Cookie to use her gold in Character Designs”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Last Cookie Standing Challenge: Punch Y/N Cookie in the face”

Featuring: Caramel Arrow Cookie, Madeleine Cookie, Tea Knight Cookie and Rye Cookie

• “Dragon Person Y/N Cookie in the Golden Cheese Kingdom”

Featuring: Pitaya Dragon Cookie

• “Courtship Dance with Smoked Cheese Cookie”

Featuring: Smoked Cheese Cookie

• “Off to Wish Camp!”

Featuring: Cannoli Cookie, S’mores Cookie, and Yoga Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie Cherished by Golden Cheese Cookie”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Halloween Party with Chili Pepper Cookie” 🎃

Featuring: Chili Pepper Cookie

• “Last Cookie Standing Reward: Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Members of Teams Crunchy and Cripsy

• “Spooky Cookie Tales: Prikaza” 🎃

Featuring: Black Garlic Cookie

November 2023 🌾

• “Sitting on the Golden Goddess’ Lap”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Archaeologists of the Golden Cheese Kingdom”

Featuring: Fruit Cheese Cookie and Camembert Cookie

• “Beneath Burnt Cheese Cookie’s Mask”

Featuring: Burnt Cheese Cookie

• “The Corrupted or the Fooled (Abyss Monarch vs. Black Pearl Cookie)”

Featuring: Abyss Monarch Cookie and Black Pearl Cookie

• “Robbing a Bank with Timekeeper Cookie”

Featuring: Timekeeper Cookie

• “Pocky Day with Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Kumiho Cookie, Peach Cookie and Croissant Cookie

• “Rockstar Cookie x Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Rockstar Cookie

• “Stollen Cookie x Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Stollen Cookie

December 2023 🎄

• “Icicle Yeti Cookie and Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Icicle Yeti Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie in The Holiday Express” 🎄

Featuring: Creme Brulee Cookie and Linzer Cookie

• “Linzer Cookie Writing her own Y/N Cookie x her story”

Featuring: Linzer Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie in the Christmas Academy”

Featuring: Stollen Cookie and Strawberry Cream Cookie

• “Linzer Cookie’s Story: A LOT of cut material”

Featuring: Linzer Cookie

• “A Happy Ending Just for You”

Featuring: Linzer Cookie

• “Kissing Golden Cheese Cookie’s Hand”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Sugar Swan Cookie x Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Sugar Swan Cookie

• “All I Want for Cookiemas is Y/N Cookie” 💚

Featuring: White Lily Cookie

• “The Sweet Signals from Space”

Featuring: Astronaut Cookie and Xylitol Nova Cookie

#brittle doughie masterlists #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #yandere cookie run #cookie run angst #cookie run #cookie run x reader #cookie run x you #yandere cookie run kingdom #crk #cr kingdom #crob

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thenixkat · 2 months

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I mean of the darker people in the series we have:

Kabru- initially portrayed in an antagonistic light what with being a murderer with stalker tendencies who belives that team Touden wronged his party/has considered murdering the protag for reasons tied to his morality that's got a Knight Templar-type beat regardless of his reasons, also a fantasy racist

Kiki & Kaka- satellite characters of a group of minor characters. Who are a set b/c that's how folks write twins. Very little dialogue and presence

Thistle/Sissel- an antagonist who tries to murder our protags

Cithis- a convicted criminal, has murder in her list of crimes, a cop, a fantasy racist, enslaved in the same way that DC's Suicide Squad is, and the Canaries are also portrayed initially in an antagonistic light

Its uh, actually, a bit of a pattern with some unfortunate implications. Like, I'm well used to the paper-skin brigade parts of fandom tending to miss shit like that and try to gaslight the shit out of (brown and Black) fans of color that do notice shit and say anything about it.

#nix meows #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi criticism #also dunmeshi fandom pls learn what the word antagonist means #the series has several antagonists #you seem to be confusing antagonist with bad guy and villain

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starr-fall-knight-rise · 1 year

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Epilogue pt. 2 “Adventure Never Ends.”

https://www.patreon.com/empyreaniris?fan_landing=true

https://starr-fall-knight-rise.tumblr.com/post/182501791735/master-post

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzEIdDAB4omdO2JcQVMObfrhLJ5kX4ONmSsLypM1ks0/edit?usp=sharing

The leaves of the alien planet where a deep mauve in color shot through from stem to point with veins of electric blue. The bark, or what served for bark, on the trunks and stems of the tree-like plants were ashy gray and lined with little bubbles of light yellow syrup which leaked from gashes in the tree’s sides. The syrup was edible, sort of sweet and citrusy and was actually pretty good when spread on toast, a fact that had become apparent only by way of happy accident and more than mild idiocy.

Still it was a little less stupid considering no one had been poisoned, and the camp that morning had been one of eager, bright-eyed optimism much to the chagrin of the night owls in the camp, forced to get up and go to work with the dawn.

The man knelt in the mud, rich and black with minerals, working gently with his hands to clip samples and take scrapings from the leaves and flowers of any strange plant that caught his fancy. He had laid out a few insect traps for good measure, and planned on waiting for a half hour or so before moving on to his next location.

While he waited, he broke out a field microscope, more compact and better suited for field work than the large and rather cumbersome laboratory style microscopes. He glanced through the lens jotting a few notes in a field notebook as he worked. He could have used the built-in note taking tool on his field HUD, but he had always preferred taking notes by hand, the work seemed more tangible that way.

It had been a little over ten years of work, and he had probably filled a couple hundred notebooks by now, each one dedicated to the flora and fauna of every new planet he came across. Ever since Armageddon, the universe around them was growing rapidly, every day more and more colonists set out to make a living for themselves on far flung planets. The population boom had been incredible for almost all the species.

There were now more colonies than there were central planets almost ten times over, some of them were corporate owned, used for mining or agriculture, but many of them were bought privately. Anyone could buy a planet if they had enough money, and were willing to sign documents promising they would protect the planet’s natural beauty and resources. They didn’t always follow through with their promises, but still, the GA did its best to keep things in line.

This reality was good for business, after all, every time a corporation found a new planet, they needed someone to go down and take a look. Partially it was to catalog the natural resources, determine habitability, but mostly, they were here to make sure no one else had already claimed the planet.

There was always the chance that there was some kind of sapient species inhabiting the planet, and that had happened to them a few times , however patients tend to leave behind a record of themselves, usually through the lines of infrastructure or sometimes even a satellite grid. That had happened to them at least three times in the past ten years, two of those species already having joined the GA while the third was still in talks.

Despite the mostly friendly nature of those encounters, it paid to be vigilant.

A twig snapped somewhere in the bushes behind him.

The man did not stop working, continuing along with the steady movement of his hands as he made methodical work of the plantlife before him. Making as if to place a sample in his bag, he slipped a hand through the open flap of the canvas, dropping the sampling container gently at the bottom while simultaneously moving his hand to brush cold metal.

From the back he looked like any other field scientist.

Having ditched the environmental suits some days ago, he now wore long pants laced beneath calf high boots to keep out alien bugs. His arms were bare from the biceps down past the simple black T-shirt and his head was bare of protection. He must have looked like an easy target from behind.

He almost felt sorry for the predator sneaking up behind him, for if they had known anything about the thin line of metal that ran its way up the back of each of his arms, and onto his hands, it would have known he was no ordinary scientist.

His HUD blinked.

A small cartoon dog popped up superimposed over his vision, and it growled.

His early warning system was going off now, just a few seconds shy of his human instincts.

The forest around him had gone silent, never a good sign.

His hand closed more firmly around the cold of the weapon

And then the bushes behind him erupted with a roar.

He spun in place, whipping the collapsable spear from his bag and diving to the side, fast as lightning.

The shape came charging into the clearing, nothing more than a streak of blue chitin, impossibly fast, the blade of the spear it held even faster.

He slapped the blow aside with contemptuous ease, falling into an easy pattern of blows, spinning the spear this way and that to defend from a flurry of attacks so quick it shouldn’t have been possible. Metal sparked and clashed filling the silent forest with the sound of sudden battle. Small animals fled from the brush in all directions sending up a cacophony of scurrying.

Caught up in the ease of his defense, he moved forward with confidence, ready to-

And then his arrogance caught up with him.

The attack switched up suddenly just as his foot came down on a loose pebble, and before he knew it he was on the ground, something hard and heavy pinning him in place. A large hand was clamped around his throat, and something hard and painful jammed itself into the junction of his thigh and pelvis. Both of his wrists had been pinned. The hand holding his wrist squeezed forcing him to drop the spear which rolled away across the dirt.

He looked up, finding himself face to face with two large golden eyes.

Sunny hummed in amusement, “You know, you’re cute when you’re helpless.” She said pressing her knee down just that much harder into the junction of his leg.

Adam tensed slightly causing her to laugh again.

“Well, are you just going to sit there and gloat, or are you going to teach me a lesson?” he said, raising an eyebrow.

Sunny looked him over with her cool golden eyes, one of them suspiciously more metallic than the other. She hadn’t changed much in the past decade and a half or so. Violet light spilled down from the canopy brightening her electric blue chitin in burning pools of blue. The smooth gray skin of her exposed throat rose and fell in time with her breathing.

She leaned in a little the edge of her mouth brushing ever so lightly against the line of his jaw. He shivered once but then she pulled back, cutting the moment off abruptly, “No, I don’t think I need to.”

He frowned, “Now you’re just being mean.”

She hummed, “Unfortunately for you, the interns are looking for Dr. Vir to ask him a question.”

Adam smirked, “I like it when you call me doctor.”

Sunny huffed and stood, pulling him to his feet with one of her free hands, “I know you do.” Adam reached over, and snatched his pack from the ground, accompanying Sunny through the tropical foliage and back towards camp. Overhead, little patches of blue sky could be seen through the violet canopy. Adam took in a deep breath of fresh air and closed his eyes.

Who could ask for more than this?

Adam had once worried that one day, his adventures would be over, that he would be forced to settle down to a stuffy nine to five and stare up at the stars with longing. The possibility of that future had plagued him for as long as he could remember, but now, when the future had finally come, he found himself still armed with a fleet of ships, and a new job that gave him every excuse to go out and touch all the weird alien things.

It had taken him a few years after Armageddon for him to acquire his doctoral degree, but he had needed something to do while recovering from the injuries sustained at the hand of Kazna. The nerve damage to his spine alone had been horrific, and were it not for Krill, Adam might not have regained feeling in his lower extremities.

Even so, his human leg below the knee sometimes felt oddly numb, and his left fingers tingled sometimes when it got cold. Following the battle, he had stepped down from politics and moved on instead founding a private xenoexploration company for hire, specializing primarily in planetary first contact. Generally, he advertised their non-sapient collection capabilities, but there was a reason they had both an active diplomat and xenolinguist on the payroll, not to mention private security that doubled as a small army.

They came out of the trees just then and into the camp a little to the south west of the security shuttle. The ship was large for a shuttle and had Big bold letters running along one side reading: Seraphim Security.

Seraphim’s co-director was standing next to the ship, as annoyingly handsome as ever, barely having aged a year despite the past decade and a half. He had tousled dark hair, honey amber eyes, and had no compunction about telling anyone and everyone about the two silver medals he had won in the winter olympics.

Angel Ramirz had been Arcadia’s first medalist in Arcadia’s history and did not want to shut up about it.

“Ah we were beginning to think you might have been kidnapped.” Ramirez said with a smirk.

Adam frowned, “It has been over fifteen years since I was last kidnapped thanks.

The smirk did not go away, “Wrong, there was that time on Scorpius b.”

“That was a misunderstanding and they apologized.”

“A polite kidnapping is still a kidnapping.” Ramirez said, stepping aside to allow Adam into camp, where the interns were waiting nervously around the campfire. Meezin, as per usual, was waiting nervously at the edge of the group, clutching his field bag.

“Alright, where’s the fire?” Adam asked as he walked up.

Meezin looked behind him towards the flames and then back at Adam with a puzzled expression. It wasn’t that the Thoruks didn’t understand sarcasm, it was just Meezin. The big intern had four left feet, and a left trunk, if Adam was honest. At seven feet tall, and well over three hundred pounds, Meezin was a health and safety hazard and had a horrible habit of nearly tripping into the fire every other day. The Thoruck was tall, and built like a tree, with two sets of thick legs, the front set longer than the back set, with bright orange skin, and two trunks he used for articulation. In a way he reminded Adam of an elephant.

“What's the problem?”

It wasn’t Meezin that answered, instead Adam’s head was turned as a light thud alerted him upwards to where the second Co-owner of Seraphim Security had just dropped from a nearby tree, and onto the shuttle roof.

Maverick’s short blind hair caught up in the wind as the four, bone white, spidery, articulated legs retracted back through her suit. Her gray/gold eyes were eager as she crouched, low to the shuttle rooftop.

“Remnants, the intern found his first remnants.”

Adam’s eyes widened a bit, “Sapient?”

“Unless you know of any sloths that can build a thatch hut, then It might just be.”

Adm smiled, an eager gleam entering his uncovered eye, “Ah, first contact it is then.” He cracked his knuckles, “This is always my favorite part.”

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ufosightingsfootage · 1 year

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New Black Knight Satellite UFO Video Is Real And Historic

The Black Knight Satellite UFO is designated with STS088-724-66 Gordon Cooper Astronaut saw it in 1963. Here's the best video of it.

#NASA ufo #black Knight Satellite UFO #bks #bks ufo

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coldstar0605 · 1 year

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Anyone interested in an Invader Zim/Phineas and Ferb crossover I wrote notes for but never wrote?

Invader zim/Phineas and ferb

Zim in space

[Perry is trapped in a canary shaped cage]

Doof: ah, Perry the Platypuses. What a precarious position you've found yourself in. And by precarious I mean 'canary-ous.'… Not gunna lie, this one came to me in a dream and when I was dreaming it was hilarious, but then I woke up and it didn't make any sense. Then I was like, 'I can make it make sense!' And here you are in a canary... Your 'pre-canary-ous' trap.

Zim and Doof battle in space

Secret OWCA satellite? Zim and Doof want?

Flyn-Fletcher house

Black object lands in back yard destroying creation of P&F just as Candace gets Mom and Dad outside.

Dad sees object an believes it to be proof of the Black Knight Satellite

Hotel room

Phineas, Ferb, and their dad settling in a rented room

Mr. Fletcher is meeting Prf. Membrane and giving a speech on the mysterious object

Phineas opens suit case to find Perry

P&F take Perry for a walk

Membrane House

Dib Watching Mysterious Mysteries

Episode on the possible alien origin of the platypus

Artist rendering of platypus alien spaceship

Up next interview with Officer X on hyper intelligent penguins in NY

Dib doesn’t buy it but curious

Prf. Membrane tells Dib about Fletcher's discovery thinking it would interest him and his Para-science

Street

Dib meets P&F

Dib questions weird

"He's a platypus; they don't do much."

Dib talks about Zim (Shows photos)

P&F think being a paranormal investigate would be awesome

"Ferb, I know what we're gunna' do today"

"Hey! Where's your platypus?"

"don't worry, he runs off all the time."

"Oh, really..."

P&F check out Zim's house

Dib tracks Perry

Zim's base

P&F knock on Zim's door activating Robo-parents(cut)

Zim returns home and hears Phineas scream and a liquid splatter on the window

"Robo-Parents, Did they eat another human child?" Zim enters house to find Phineas ranting in horror about the terrible make-up of the robots

"where are your real parents"

"GONE! There-there... Dead, yes, in, uh... the fire! Oh what a tragic past! Let me tell you"

(Impromptu flashback) "I was once an normal human stink child. I mean, I still am normal. But I was even more normal then! Look at those

normal human pants."

"We can't. this is a flashback"

"SILNCE!" (Tap water turned his skin green) Poisoned his parents and killed them

"Didn't you say they died in a fire?"

"oh, yes and then burst into flames or something... OH THE EMOTIONS!"

"This poor Kid. He built himself new parents just to have a normal life"

P&F are convinced Zim is just a sad, sick, orphan and Dib is a bully

Zim-Phineas-Ferb Red Team

Around town

Dib Finds out Perry is a secret agent

Follows him to a showdown with Doofenshmirtz

Doof's flashback about meeting aliens

Dib wants to use Doof to out Zim

"Man kid, you're twisted. Have you ever thought of trying Evil?"

Doof needs Dibs info to fight Zim Doof needs to steal invitation from Rodney

Hinze-Perry-Dib Blue Team

Zim's base

P&F Build giant robot using Irken tech

IDK wherever they can meet and work

Massive NORM?

Outside convention

Team Red and Blue meet in robots (essentially Doof vs Zim)

P&F have created such a monstrosity that even Perry cannot recognize their work

Phineas leaves robot to run inside

Perry is horrified to see Phineas

Perry fights Dib for control to save Phineas

and I mean fights

Dib gives up and chases Phineas

Fletcher's speech:

Phineas tries to reach Dads

Dib catches up and Tackles Phineas

Ferb catches up at takes Dib Down

Perry and Doof arrive back stage

Fletcher and Membrane chatting backstage (Laurence is terrified of the egotistical psychopath.)

Fletcher is about to drink tap water when Phineas knocks is out of his hand

"Don't drink the water! You'll turn green and explode!" hands him bottled water

Membrane: "Oh, nonsense children, nothing is better for you than water. in fact I've been working on a new 'Super Water'!"

Dib: "DAD! Don't listen to them There trying to sabotage--" (something happens and Dib, P&F run off)

"I'm so glad our boys are getting along"

Dib confronts P&F

Dib tackles P

M&F break up fight

Dib is kicked out!

Doof tries to stop them but Perry gestures for him to distract Membrane, Fletcher, and the crowd. GIR joins him!

Phineas: Oh, there you are Perry

Ferb: Lets never come back here.

Phineas: You got that too! I'm not just being a jerk! I don't want to come back here either.

Perry: 'Grrrrrrrr' of agreement

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