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adhdslugcrimes · 3 days
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8y Dick: ugh, can't believe B thought this was a good idea.
10yo Wally, sad, depressed, scared of his dad, and has no friends because he's the weird kid, looking at Dick like he hung the moon: y-yeah, adults can be so weird like that.
Dick: yeah, I bet you rather be back home hanging out with your friends.
Wally: I don't have any friends, plus I try to be out as late as possible before going home.
Dick, looks at him: why don't you have any friends... And staying out late?
Wally: welp I love chemistry so much I'm labeled the weird kid people tend to stay away, and I don't want to see my dad.
Dick:
Wally, nervous:
Dick: tell me about your chemistry knowledge.
Wally, happy, if had ears and tail of a dog would be perked up and wagging, telling him everything he knows and gifted him some acid to be his friend.
*end of flashback*
Bart: so how do you make friends?
Wally: the fuck should I know.
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station-media-state · 24 hours
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day-dream-fever · 6 hours
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hii-theree · 2 days
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I like to think that Dick Grayson’s type is either red flags or redheads. No in-between.
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coolpointsetta · 21 hours
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wally: i’ve noticed we’ve slowly started to take the ‘b’ out of our ‘bromance’
dick, kneeling with a ring out: i mean yeah i guess
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Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.
Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.
Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:
Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.
Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:
Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.
Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.
Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.
Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?
Roy: But Bruce said-
Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-
*cut to Jason fighting Batman*
Roy: So does this count, or…
Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?
Steph: Outsourcing.
Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*
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phoneduk · 2 months
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[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]
Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"
Dick: "sure!"
Random TT: "what are your names?"
Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"
Random TT: "...excuse me?"
Jason: "it's the idiot's name"
Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"
Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"
Jason: "Oliver Queen"
Tim: "Lex Luthor"
Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"
Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"
Tim: "what he said"
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neptunezo · 4 days
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The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)
bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.
Roy: That’s my sweater?
Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…
Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes
Kon: how do you know?
Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???
Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine
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allineedisonedream · 3 months
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Vampire Nightwing is back!
colored some old vampire sketches^^
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adhdslugcrimes · 3 days
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Chaotic god Dick, trickery and luck au
Dick: thought you didn't believe in magic and gods?
Wally, offended as he builds an alter: I don't but I believe in you, you think this simp card was just handed to me??? No, so do you want the fuckin orange peel on your alter or not?
Dick: lemon as well, I like lemons
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malenjoyer · 8 months
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sandwich for all
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iloveyourrosecheek · 10 months
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upon being asked their opinions on dick becoming a cop
tim: pig (betrayed)
jason: i’m gonna steal his keys and make copies, not to commit crime just to fuck with him
bruce: it’s basically what he already does
babs: my dads the police commissioner so like i’m supportive?
damian: i don’t know a lot about police officers, i like gordon but one of them called me a slur
cass:
steph: BOOOOO
duke: do you even need to ask me my opinion on cops? in this day and age? let’s be real here-
alfred: a respectable career full of people i don’t respect
wally: i mean like objectively i know the social implications are bad but also he looks sexy in the uniform
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if-i-hate-the-headline · 11 months
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wayne family adventures moments that i love dearly (pt. 1?)
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roy harper? he's so chill about it too like damian you're struggling with making friends here's my advice i love jason
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he's so sparkly
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each of their faces gets me every time
jason just looks annoyed
dick just looks apologetic, like batman will be pissed at him
damian looks downright angry
tim, poor tim looks so uncomfortable
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he's just cracking some guys skull!! (i love jason)
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this is my favorite quote in history
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bart is so flash, like hes just vibing and not at all caring about how stressed his friend is about him being there
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he's the angsty one not jason
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brungeons-and-bragons · 7 months
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Bitches will be like “my ship just got confirmed” and then show you a single low-res frame of ambiguous origin where the characters walk out of a room together. It’s me. I am bitches.
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