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eightkaramis · 2 years

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*slaps table*

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I AM DOING AN ART TRADE W/ A WONDERFUL FRIEND AND, GOSH, I LOVE IT SOOO MUUUUCHHH

Love ya, PEPES, your art style is gorgeous

#art trade #fanart #sketch #colored sketch #billy batson #john constantine #Dc #Shazam #Hellblazer #meme #I. love. this. so. much.#others art #Billy Batson shenanigans #art #The baby and the bastard

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rad-batson · 8 months

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AU where after 12yo Billy’s identity gets revealed to the JL, Bruce Wayne gives his number to Billy for emergencies or any other situation where he might need an adult (like a get-out-of-jail free card, covering rent, signing a permission slip, advice, anything.) No strings attached. He won’t act controlling. Just in case, you know?

And for a while it’s never used because Billy would rather take his own eye out than ask an adult for help. Until Billy realizes there are a lot more benefits to this than he thought. Now whenever Uncle Dudley is at work and Constantine is too busy running from the magical authorities or (more importantly) he doesn’t want either to know what he’s doing, Bruce is the adult he calls.

Cap, over comms: Hey Bruce, I need advice.

Bruce, already in the zeta tube: Which villain is it?

Cap: You have style, right? What should I wear to the school dance? Because Dudley said a ruffled tuxedo shirt is “a classic” but it sounds ugly and-

Bruce:

Bruce: Oh, it’s that kind of advice.

Bruce: *posing as Billy’s guardian for class registration day*

PTA Mom: Hello sir, is this your son?

Bruce: *looks at Billy*

Billy: *nodding his head*

Bruce: Yes

Billy: Hey Bruce, can you buy something for me?

Bruce: What is it?

Billy: *slowly hands Bruce a copy of The Conjuring*

Bruce:

Bruce: Billy, I don’t think you should—

Billy: You promised :(

Bruce: *whispering* fuck

Cap, over comms: Uhh, Bruce? Do you know Sanskrit?

Bruce: Yeah, why? Is it for a school assignment?

Cap: …Don’t tell Constantine.

Bruce:

Cap: I got kidnapped by an ancient cult, and I need you to help me escape.

Bruce: *crushes the mug of coffee he’s holding*

Bruce: Oh?

#billy batson roping bruce into his hijinks is peak shenaniganizing #is this ooc for bruce? depends on what comic era you like most #bruce wayne is everyone's dad #billy batson is a little shit #billy totally used bruce as his the getaway driver once #billy batson #bruce wayne #batdad #captain marvel dc #dc captain marvel #shazam #justice league #dc universe #dc #batman

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mohabertalan · 2 years

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i really want there to be a situation where billy transforms back in front of the league at it's like

"Captain Marvel?"

Quick play dumb.

"Who's Captain Marvel?"

Not that dumb!

but it WORKS and the league believes that he had been de-aged to a child without his memories

(edit: check the notes of this post, there is an amazing story in there!!)

#shazam #billy batson #justice league #captain marvel #dc #dcu #they try to find out how to get him back to normal and billy tries to keep up the act #even funnier if victor knows #or batman #and they just let him roll with it #also hdhsjdjjddj #league: what is your name?#billy: billy batson #BATson you say?#and they side eye batman like are they related?#is he gonna adopt billy if he doesn't turn back to cap?#cue shenanigans #1k

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baambastic · 1 year

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Justice League is trying to figure out who or what Captain Marvel actually is because every question they ask him gets a weirder answer than the last:

Bruce: *Analyzes DNA samples, pores over Fawcett news articles for CM’s history, cross-reference’s CM’s face with Fawcett’s citizen records, builds and analyzes a psychological profile, asks Zatanna*

Clark: *Continues trying to wheedle information out of CM whenever he can, keeps offering to help him out on monitor duty or in Fawcett, interviews Fawcett citizens as his civilian reporter identity*

Diana: *Just goes and asks Her Dad*

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yeetus-feetus · 4 months

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Jaime from 'Batman: The Brave and The Bold' should get adopted. Like obviously not legally because he already has parents, but like a Stephanie situation where he's basically B's kid coz he hangs around all the time.

Billy Batson should get actually adopted though. His siblings too, obvi.

And like Wally and Donna are basically his kids too because of Dick.

I bet he refers to Donna and Dick as his twins.

Actually all his "friends" kids are his kids now too. That means Lizzie, Jon, Kon, Roy, Mia, Connor.

(Ollie and B are so an item in the brave & the bold actually, I could write a whole thesis on their sexual tension)

Anyone who dates B's legal kids are automatically also his kids now. Congratulations Bernard you're adopted, at least Bruce isn't homophobic.

Just someone asks Bruce about how many kids he has exactly and he starts counting on his fingers, then out loud he says "wait- is that one legally my child??"

Or someone sees a photo on his desk at the office and goes "wow are those your kids?"

And B's like, "yeah all my mine. They make me so proud everyday". And only one of those kids is actually his.

Or Bruce has one of those fold out photo things in his wallet and he's showing everyone his 'daughters'. And it's Donna, Babs, Kori, Helena, Cass, Cassie, Stephanie, Kara and Lizzie. Even Raven maybe because she dated Damian at one point.

"oh wow, so many! I thought you only had just the two girls?"

"no no, these are all my lovely girls. They're so smart and I'm so proud of my babies".

"isn't that one Commisioner Gordon's girl?"

"uh. Yeah I guess.. but she's basically my daughter".

"Sure Mr. Wayne."

Or it's a Wayne Gala and he's brought along some of his honourary kids and one of the other rich people is like "oh who's this? I didn't recall you picking up another stray."

"he's not a stray he's my son."

And Jaime's just thinking "what? Did I just get adopted? I already have parents?" But it's honestly his own fault for hanging around so often and accepting the invite to the gala. It's not like Bman went out looking for more kids they just showed up on they're own and now they're his.

I mean B is the one looking after them and teaching them and making sure most of them don't die so. And Alfred feeds them all. They sleep over at the Manor more often than not. So they are his kids now right?

Right?

Anyways, Bruce loves all his kids. Even if they drive him absolutely insane. He's got grey hairs because there's so many of them now lol.

#batfam shenanigans #batfamily #batman #batman the brave and the bold #batkids #surprise adoption #bruce wayne's adoption issue #jaime reyes #billy batson #The local socialites and are starting to think he's either super shady and illegally importing kids #Or running his own private orphanage for the less fortunate strays he picks up because he's just too soft for the homeless #Unlike all the other corporate CEOs

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bewitched-forest · 1 year

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Danny & Billy - Brothers in Too Much Power

For @gummybearstastelikesadness

Summary: Danny Fenton and Billy Batson were a pair of homeless, secretly super power minors trying to navigate life. Danny Fenton takes on the role of Billy's older brother, and the two spend a pleasant breakfast together. Until they are rudely interrupted by Billy's Justice League communicator popping off. Billy Batson, now taking on the form of Captain Marvel, goes to handle the disturbance, until realizing it was Skulker, ghost hunter extraordinaire. Billy taps out, letting Danny Phantom take over.

[Ao3: link]

Danny shifts, eyes fluttering open before he squeezes them closed with a groan. Despite it being winter, the morning is bright with the sun reflecting against the snow. He shifts, blinking his eyes open when he notices the head tucked into his shoulder. With blurry eyes, he looks down at the mop of hair just below his head. It takes him a moment, the phantoms of sleep playing their tricks before he realizes that it's Billy.

The two boys had met, well, almost a year ago now. Danny had gone on the run, his coronation as King of the Infinite Realms making him a much more sought-after ghost, by his parents and strangers alike. Billy had been homeless for a couple of years, bouncing around Fawcett City’s back alleys long before he became Captain Marvel. The two had met when Danny broke into an abandoned home, one Billy had also been using to stay. The strained situation when they had run into each other broke when Danny accidentally slipped a pun, causing Billy to laugh. The two had ended up becoming something of a family, Billy regarding Danny as an older brother and Danny seeing Billy as a younger one in kind.

Danny shifted again, adjusting Billy still asleep behind him before scanning the room. The room in question was very run down. Half the roof had long since been gone, causing the only part free of snow to be the corner Danny and Billy had tucked themselves into. Thankfully, everything seemed untouched.

He heard a soft crackle, pulling his attention to look up. Danny sighed at the sight of the Crown of Fire floating softly above him. It must’ve manifested in their sleep, providing warmth on the freezing winter night. Danny takes a deep breath, forcing the crown away to wherever it went. Billy shifted against Danny, opening his eyes slowly and looking up. Danny looked back down, smiling softly.

“Morning Danny,” says Billy as he pulls away, rubbing his eyes.

“Morning Billy,” Danny replies, groaning softly as he stretches.

Billy shifts, reaching for the backpacks. He pulls them closer, passing the black one to Danny while he opens his red one. Danny takes the bag, tugs open the zipper and reaches in. He pulls out a couple of cans of food, ranging from corn to green beans to regular brown beans.

Billy looks over, grabbing one of the cans. “Hey. What kind of vegetable is jealous?”

Danny looks over with a grin, squinting at Billy. “I dunno, what?”

Billy turns the can, showing the label to Danny. “Green beans!”

Danny snorts, before breaking down into laughter. He grabs the rest of the cans, packing them away. Billy laughs, setting the can of green beans next to its double before digging into his bag. He pulls out a bag of frozen beef jerky, offering it to Danny once he starts calming.

Danny grabs it, setting it down before summoning the Crown of Fire again. He reaches up, grabs it with both hands, and sets it on the ground. Or, well, setting it to hover just over the ground. Billy grabs the cans, holding them over the crown as he mutters under his breath, pulling on stamina of Atlas to protect him from the heat. Danny smiles, grabbing the jerky and holding it over the crown as well. The two shift closer, leaning against each other as they wait for the crown to warm their breakfast for the day.

Danny sighs, plopping his head on top of Billy’s. “We should probably move today. We’ve been in this house for almost a week now.”

Billy nods. “Yeah. Probably should have an actual roof, too.”

Danny snorts. “Definitely.”

Danny pulls the jerky away from the crown, pulling it open. Billy smiles, settings down the cans as he grabs some jerky. The two go on to eat their breakfast peacefully, Danny sending away the crown.

As Danny gets up to throw away the cans, an alarm sounds. Billy jumps, reaching into his bag and pulling out a communicator. He looks up at Danny before tapping it, the screen lighting up to show the Justice League logo.

“Captain Marvel, 1-5,” Billy says. Danny crouches down next to him, looking at the screen.

“Captain Marvel, 1-5. Access granted,” sounds a female voice, before the screen changes.

“What's up, Billy?”

“There’s apparently an unidentified disturbance here in Fawcett City. Since I’m closest and available, they’re asking me to check it out.”

“Alright then.” Danny stands, grabbing the bag of cans and swinging it around his shoulders. “Guess we ought to get going then.”

Billy stands up, grabs the other backpack, and offers it to Danny. “You’re coming?”

“Just to watch. I want to make sure you’re okay, tiny.” Danny grins, taking the other bag.

Billy squints. “Shazam!” he shouts. Lightning strikes down, and in his place stands Captain Marvel. “I’m not tiny now,” he states, puffing out his chest.

Danny laughs, floating off the ground to put them both face to face. “You’ll always be tiny to me.”

Captain Marvel just sighs as he lifts off, following his communicator. Danny shifts to be invisible before following.

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When Captain Marvel arrives on the scene, he tilts his head. In front of him is a man of metal, with a silver mohawk. He has several guns, from a bazooka to a machine gun. And the man is glowing. Brightly.

Danny groans beside his younger brother. “This one’s one of mine.”

Marvel blinks, looking over to where Danny’s voice came from. “One of yours?”

“Yeah… Remember how I told you I was a hero once too? This bastard is one of the ghosts I fought. Name’s Skulker. And he wants my pelt. I’ll deal with him.”

“I’m sorry he wants your what?!” Captain Marvel asks as he floats down to one of the rooftops, looking scandalized at his brother once Danny shows himself.

“Yeah, it's nothing. I’ll tell you later.” Danny slips off the backpacks, handing them to Captain Marvel before he shifts, white wings expanding to replace the human boy.

“O-okay. Shazam!” Marvel shouts after he drops the bags, turning back into Billy. He watches as Phantom lifts off, flying towards the metal man and punching him.

“Ah! Brat! I have found you at last!” shouts Skulker, aiming the machine gun at Phantom.

“Can it, Skulker!” Phantom says, grabbing Skulker and slamming him into the ground. Billy races to the edge of the building, looking over to continue watching his brother fight.

Skulker was definitely outmatched by Phantom. Phantom had him pinned down, and was actively tearing apart the various weapons he had. Billy watched with wide eyes, jaw-dropping as Phantom ripped off the head. Phantom shakes the head, a small lump of green tumbling out. Billy watches as his older brother grabs the thermos on his belt, sucking up the entire mech suit and blob before capping it again.

Phantom looks up and around before spotting Billy on the roof. He lifts off, turning invisible before looping back around and settling down by Billy. He shifts back to human after letting go of the invisibility, clearing his throat.

Billy whirls around, barely hesitating to slam into Danny with a hug. A little cheating with flight is probably the only reason Danny didn’t hit the floor.

“Oof-” Danny mutters, returning the hug.

“That was awesome!” Billy yells as he leans back, staring at Danny with a face full of admiration. “You must’ve been such a good hero before! That was so cool to watch! You just slammed into the ground and then bam, pow, crunch he was done for!”

Danny chuckles as he steps back, Billy taking the opportunity to practically bounce around. “Yeah. I guess.”

Billy pauses, looking back at Danny. “Why did you stop? Being a hero and all? You’re really good at it.”

Danny sighed, looking away. “I got crowned king. When I became the King of the Infinite Realms, all of the sudden the ghost hunters and magic users started hunting me down even more. I spent most of my battles trying to save my own skin rather than actually keeping the peace.”

Billy frowns, walking over and hugging Danny again. “I mean we have each other now. We could become a team! Then I could keep away the hunters, and you could be a hero again!”

Danny looks down at Billy, blinking in shock before hugging Billy back with a smile. “Ah- Maybe. It wouldn’t be easy. Ghosts aren’t exactly recognized as citizens.”

Billy grins. “Well, that seems like an injustice to me. And lucky for you!” Billy steps back, puffing out his chest and pointing at it with his thumb,” I’m a member of the Justice League! And we specialize in fighting injustice!”

Danny chuckles, ruffling Billy’s hair. “Okay. Let’s talk about this later. We definitely need to head off.”

Billy smiles, nodding. “Alright.” He grabs his backpack, throwing it on as Danny does the same. Then he grabs Danny’s hand, interlacing his fingers.

Danny smiles before turning them both invisible. He walks over to the edge of the roof, lifting off into the air. The two fly off, set about continuing their day.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #billy batson #captain marvel #captain marvel dc #dp x dc #Danny Phantom x Captain Marvel #dp x captain marvel #secret santa #batpham server shenanigans #batpham server secret santa

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weepingfishturtledragon · 7 months

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Chibi Shazamily AU

(Chibi is a style of caricature originating in Japan, and common in anime and manga where characters are drawn in an exaggerated way, typically small and chubby with stubby limbs, oversized heads, and minimal detail.)

Imagine if a magical villain turned the Shazamily, except Captain Marvel, into chibi versions of themselves! Captain Marvel now has to take care of all his brothers and sisters, hiding them from their parents, and find a cure (it doesn't help that they can fly). It's even funnier if Captain Marvel has to bring them to the Watchtower for monitor duty because he can't find a babysitter in such short notice. I see the whole justice league just falling in love with how cute they are! They all just want to hold them and give them candy despite the fact Captain Marvel is telling them not to! Batman is giving Captain Marvel the best parenting advice for handling a group of children.

#billy batson #shazam #dc comcis #captain marvel #dc captain marvel #shazamily #justice league #batman #bruce wayne #chibi #chibi au #Billy is now a mom of five #and his coworkers aren't helping #shenanigans #please ignore any spelling or grammar mistakes

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thebubblesareevil · 2 years

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SHAZAM

So yes and no Billy would not adopt Danny in the sense that Danny knows that Billy is a child and Danny as the ghost king has more than enough money to support them both. So this is how Shazam gets a second secret identity let’s say Steve. On paper Steve is Danny’s dad but when no one is watching Danny is Billy’s older brother. Plus in the YJ timeline Shazam is staying with his uncle. This would help solidify Shazam as being an adult cus like he has a 16 yr old child, he’s gotta be an adult. Anyway this is where things get fun.

Billy does something stupid and Danny refuses to let him be by himself so Danny ends up coming with him when he is watching the YJ team now originally Batman was not okay with this but warmed up to the idea once he realized he was helping the team learn to strategize. Batman already knew that Billy was a child and now he’s trying to figure out this clearly meta child and wants him close so he can figure it out. Danny and Kaldur flirt like crazy and Shazam says ew gross anytime he sees and everyone thinks it cus he’s his dad but literally it’s cus he’s a child. Fast forward a little bit and the fight with klarion happens

It is revealed that Billy is a child and it’s flash that makes the connection. If Billy is 12… who tf is Danny?

Chaos and shenanigans ensues

Not really much for this hero since he wouldn’t actually parent him

Who should I do next Martian Manhunter or Flash?

#danny phantom #ghost king danny #dc x dp #billy batson #Shazam #identity shenanigans #big brother danny #danny/kaldur

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wolfsbanesparks · 9 months

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consider: Good Omens (the book) but Az and Crow think Billy is the antichrist. Billy has noticed and has to hide from them in order to transform. (alternately, the antichrist has ALSO been adopted and joined Billy as part of the shazamily. either the real one or the fake one whichever is funnier to you)

Oh this is so fun! And so chaotic!

I'm thinking of Billy as the third baby that the nuns got all mixed up.

They think Billy is the Antichrist because, well it was a one of those babies and Billy can do magic. Also, ominous thunder and lightning often come from his direction and that seems like sign of something.

So Aziraphale and Crowley are following him, being extremely suspicious and trying to figure out how to politely ask him not to start the apocalypse. They're always gone when he transforms into Cap because the one thing Heaven and Hell agree on (that they admit to) is that it's better to just not get involved when gods from other religions are mucking about (this includes their Champions of course).

Billy, who is frustrated and a little on edge about being stalked by supernatural beings, definitely befriends the real Antichrist. Because the two of them are hanging out, Aziraphale and Crowley notice the antichrist signs (warping reality/getting a hellhound etc) around Billy and become even more convinced they have the right kid this time.

I love this scenario! It makes such a good, natural crossover point for the two franchises!

#ask me whatever you want y'all #shazam #billy batson #dc captain marvel #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #these are the shenanigans i can get behind #it could be such a fun crossover #Billy (known for being pure of heart): this is my new best friend!#said friend (the literal Antichrist): hi 👋

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helps-the-writing-brain-go · 1 year

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Not to give spoilers or anything, but y'all know the new Puss in Boots movie?

Suggestion: All the animal companions/beings have at least some awareness of each other, and Tawky Tawny and Lobo Muerte just so happen to be good friends.

The Greek gods aren't exactly happy about it because it's budging in on their authority, especially when it suggests Death is more than just Hades.

Zeus and Herackles of course think it's hilarious.

But all of them settle down with less grumbling when their newest Champion, all of 7 years old and with more maturity than he should have, gets introduced and immediately falls in love with how fluffy the giant wolf is.

P.S.

Billy gets fluent in Spanish because of this, in various dialects due to Lobo speaking in them all and Batman spends a very fruitless week scouring Mexico thinking he might find a clue to Marvel's identity there.

The strands of fur that he manages to analyse after falling off Marvel's cape don't help either. Is that alien wolf fur or an extinct species? Is Marvel really thousands of years old? Batman has a headache.

#billy batson #captain marvel #shazam #tawky tawny #puss in boots #lobo muerte #tawky tawny's wolf friend death #fic idea #batman #Marvel Identity Shenanigans

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megamindsupremacy · 1 year

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Shazam forgets that he is the champion of magic and just shrugs when people ask specific magical questions

Billy forgets he is a normal human child and answers simple magical questions without realizing

Someone asking Billy to educate Shazam on magical affairs bc they live in the same city and it would be easier if a child overshares magical facts rather than a colleague sitting him down to explain basic stuff

Someone: Hey Billy, could you help us out with something with Shazam?

Billy, thought he had this whole secret identity thing down: uh. Wait, what?

Someone: Could you maybe talk to him for us?

Billy:

Billy: huh?

Someone: It's just like- sometimes we need him to help us out with magic stuff, but half the time he doesn't know the answer, and you always seem to know whenever magic is happening over in Fawcett and you're really helpful and you know a lot about this kinda stuff. Could you maybe track him down and tell him what you know?

Billy, internally: holy moly they haven't figured it out

Billy: Yeah of course!! *leaves quickly*

[later]

Billy: wait. what do they mean I don't know the answer to magic questions I'm the CHAMPION of MAGIC. wait how am I supposed to teach MYSELF magic. I don't even know as much magic in this form as I do as Shazam! Why do they think I know more magic than Shazam?

#i should make an ask tag #billy batson #Captian marvel #shazam #and then Shenanigans ensue in which Billy has to convince everyone he's actually teaching Shazam magic #im talking like. water illusions. body doubles. dressing tawny in the captain marvel uniform for twenty minutes. putting freddy in a wig #billy does come out of it with his identity intact but everyone now thinks he's absolutely insane

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jackalspine · 2 years

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Fenson < Danny and Billy’s last names as a short hand to talk abt that specific au where Danny’s phantom form is his 14yo self but he’s a human adult and Cpt Marvel’s powers are what they are..

I like the idea that the league thinks Danny’s human form is actually Marvel’s alt ego or something idk they just know that they’re connected in some way.. perhaps.. they OH THRYbsbdk they think danny is Marvel’s son lmao especially when u head cannon electric powers yEAHH

#danny phantom #jackal shenanigans #captain marvel #shazam #fenson #billy batson #danny fenton

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