“We don’t value craftsmanship anymore! All we value is ruthless efficiency, and I say we deny our own humanity that way!”
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, 1995
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My brother and I would do this to each other when we were growing up, though I don't recall it resulting in physical violence.
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Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson
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Midnight Pals: The Mysteries
Bill Watterson: what ho, mortals
Watterson: it is i the hermit bill watterson
Watterson: i have lived up in my cave on the mountain for nigh on 30 years
Watterson: in silent contemplation of the mysteries of the cosmos
Watterson: but now i descend to walk amongst you
Watterson: to speak of the revelations delivered unto me
Watterson: thus spake watterson!
Stephen King: oh my god! bill watterson!
Watterson: yes
King: i'm a real big fan of calvin and hobbes you know
Watterson: thank you
King: i've got so many bumper stickers of calvin peeing on things i don't like!
Watterson:
Watterson: listen, people! i bear important news-
Koontz: i have a question!
Koontz: is the transmogrifier real?
Frank Belknap Long: god i wish the transmogrifier was real
King: i love the spaceman spiff strips haha so good
Poe: i prefer the tracer bullet arcs, funny stuff
Barker: hey did you draw frazz? c'mon you can tell us, we're cool
Watterson: see this is why i don't come down here much
Bill Watterson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the mysteries
Watterson: ok so follow me here
Watterson: what if it turned out that man was just an insignificant speck in an unfathomably vast and hostile universe
HP Lovecraft: i know the answer to that one
Watterson: so i realized, in my years of meditation, that man is a meaningless blip in the vast nothing of space
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Barker: hahaha
Poe: clive
Barker: did you just rediscover cosmic horror from first principles?
Watterson: what if there were things in the universe that we didn't understand?
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
King: is there more?
Watterson: no that's it
Watterson: see, the thing is
Watterson: mysteries exist
Watterson: what are mysteries? we just don't know
Watterson: i'll leave it to your imagination to fill in the rest
Watterson: you know, like the noodle incident
Watterson: anyway i'll see you all again in another 30 years
Barker: ya know i was always more of a far side fan anyway
King: i always liked garfield, ya know garfield?
King: like eating lasagna, hating mondays
King: classic strip, classic!
Frank Belknap Long: i liked ozy and millie
Barker: wow frank big surprise
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My soul demanded that I find as many garter snakes as I could as a kid. (And I still do it to this day! Plus frogs, weird bugs, cool mushrooms...)
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there's something special about Calvin & Hobbes where Watterson could open a sunday funny with a realistic drawing of a dead bird and end it with the characters completely unable to work out the angst of morality.
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Time
Source: Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson.
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Kari and Gatomon Sledding
Gatomon steers the sled as Kari enjoys (or at least tries to enjoy) the moment.
Based on an official art of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson
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