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#Big Bill Hell's
amtrax · 12 days ago
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I was inspired last night
COME ON DOWN TO BIG SPAMTON HELL'S CARS
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surgethefreakingtenrec · 2 months ago
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Dave the Intern be like:
FUCK YOU HEDGEHOG VILLAGE!
IF YOU’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A “HAMBURGER” THIS WEEKEND, YOU’RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO MEH BURGER!
BAD DEALS, FOOD POISONING, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA FIND A BARGAIN AT MEH BURGER, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!
IT’S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU’RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU’LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT, GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
BRING YOUR FRIENDS, BRING YOUR FAMILY, BRING YOUR BOYFRIEND, WE'LL FUCK HIM! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND! BECAUSE AT MEH BURGER, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!
TAKE A HIKE TO MEH BURGER! HOME OF CHALLENGE BOUNCING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE BOUNCING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN FALL BETWEEN TWO BOUNCE PADS FOR 60 SECONDS AND NOT THROW UP, YOU GET FREE MEDIUM FRIES AND A DRINK!
DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT MEH BURGER, THE ONLY RESTAURANT THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF.
HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE AFTER YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.
GO TO HELL.
MEH BURGER, HEDGEHOG VILLAGE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES ON SEASIDE ISLAND, GUARANTEED!!
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sitocalciferol · a month ago
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Constable at work 🥴
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daydreamodyssey · 5 months ago
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* Reads my wedding vows like the announcer for Big Bill Hell's*
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mops-stuff · 10 months ago
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furbearingbrick · a month ago
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an election ad for Peter President but it’s in the style of Big Bill Hell’s
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seven-oh-four · 8 days ago
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first time i heard Big Bill Hell's was from a spamton animatic, so it didn't have the text on screen. when he said "shove it up your ugly ass" I thought he was saying "shove it up your only ass" which is objectively funnier. it's also immediately followed up by "you heard us right!" so it's also indisputable that that is actually what he said
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bixshits · 2 months ago
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FUCK YOU, PHILADELPHIA! If you're dumb enough to get a drink this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Paddy's Pub. Bad deals! Drinks that are watered down!! Thieves!!! If you think that you're gonna find a bargain at Paddy's, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you can find better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's Right! We'll fuck your wife! Because at Paddy's, you're fucked six ways to Sunday! Take a hike to Paddy's! Home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no charge. Don't wait, don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Paddy's Pub: The only bar that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Paddy's Pub: Philadelphia's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Pennsylvania. Guaranteed!
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evil-osha · a year ago
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Big Bill Hell's from the Ad Follies is Evil Osha-Compliant as they verbally berate customers and probably employees, and is home to meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland!
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convet · 2 months ago
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HH had to advertise elsewhere after the bankruptcy of hhgregg.
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wrongydkjquotes · 8 months ago
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Context: This is a YDKJ Game Closeout Sale Commercial. Schmitty is not happy.
Schmitty: ”Hurry up, asshole! This sale ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherf*cker!”
Helen: “CUT.”
Mavis: “Schmitty, please.”
(Partial quote source: Big Bill Hell's Cars, VERY NSFW video due to language)
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felagund-fiollaigean · a year ago
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GUYS I DID ONE
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surgethefreakingtenrec · 5 months ago
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Surge and Kit after taking Eggtropolis be like
Surge and Kit: FUCK YOU MOBIUS!
Surge: IF YOU’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO TRY AND START A BADNIK ARMY THIS WEEKEND, YOU’RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO SURGE AND KIT’S USED ROBOTS!
Kit: BAD DEALS, ROBOTS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES!
Surge: IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA FIND A BARGAIN AT SURGE AND KIT’S, YOU CAN KISS OUR ASSES!
Kit: IT’S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU’RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU’LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT, GUARANTEED!
Surge: IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
Kit: BRING YOUR TRAY, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE’LL FUCK HER!
Surge: THAT’S RIGHT, WE’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT SURGE AND KIT’S, YOU’RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!
Kit: TAKE A HIKE TO SURGE AND KIT’S, HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING. THAT’S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING!
Surge: HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS SIX FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!
Kit: DON’T WAIT, DON’T DELAY, DON’T FUCK WITH US OR WE’LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT SURGE AND KIT’S, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF.
Surge: HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS DEAL ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK, AND IT HAD BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.
Surge and Kit: GO TO HELL.
Kit: SURGE AND KIT’S USED ROBOTS, THE EGGMAN EMPIRE’S FILTHIEST, AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES ON MOBIUS.
Surge: GUARANTEED!
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gae-of-andromeda · 8 days ago
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And this folks is why I'm medicated
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magicalmysteryperson · 4 months ago
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dug this bad boy out.
this was made in 2018.
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crime-bot · 8 months ago
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seven-oh-four · 5 months ago
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someone should blaze Big Bill Hell's
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