"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

Fighting ancient curses (I’m having a migraine)

I was gifted with a vision

actually, sir, my favorite hobby is committing blasphemy and horrific sins in the eyes of god

BRUHHH!!!

Did you know that Slenderman can skate??? 👀🔥🛹

Trotting into my den (bed) to curl up and sleep (scroll on my phone) after a successful hunt (walked to the post office)

any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a wife

It's always "oh god! oh god what the fuck!" and "What is wrong with you??!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!" and never "thanks for bringing me back from the dead and also giving me cool insect wings and mandibles,did you have fun digging up my corpse?'.

ID: A green userbox. The image on the left is a picture of a possum with its mouth open. The text on the right reads "This user (all capitals) bites you bites you bites you." End ID

KEEP PESTS OUT

Two alternate designs of the same concept. It’s up to us to keep our neighbourhoods and communities safe. Do not let the fash slip in, do not let bigotry find a home on your street. We are stronger together, our diverse community is our strength. Befriend your neighbours, stand up for what’s right, unite. Bigots are pests, and fascism is a deadly disease, do not let friends and family be infected or harmed.