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Today's impulse buy for the baby!
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Story time tonight is gonna be like
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The Princess Bride: A Counting Story
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kdazrael · 10 months
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I'm queer and Irish why is tumblr hatecriming me on my own dash?
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floral-hex · 9 months
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I need to remember to text my dad happy birthday
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hannibalspubes · 3 months
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I often think about how Hannibal tricked people into cannibalism. it’s really easy to right this off as Hannibal just being sick and twisted, a psychopath, but its clearly something much deeper than that to Hannibal. Not only because he’s lonely and wants someone to understand him, enjoy this with him, but to console himself. He was forced to eat his own sister whom he loved and he enjoyed it. Every time he watches someone else enjoy it he feels righteous, he feels normal.
He does it to prove to himself he’s not a monster. Anyone else would feel the same in his situation. So he forces people over, and over, and over, to the same conclusion.
To comfort the sad little boy inside filled with doubt.
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gay (for) celebrity blogs being solely/mostly white twinks, twunks, and otters<<<<<<<<<
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horcrnx · 2 years
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not me getting banned from Reddit for 3 days lmao
“you unfunny cunt” - me
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sponkyrat · 1 month
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REAGAN PUPPET !!1!!1!!!!
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daftmooncretin · 3 months
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if captain kirk irresponsible? why huge baby cow eyes???
if captain kirk bad captain? why-
you thought i was gonna talk about his voluptuous titties fat ass sparkling personality and unflinching moral character ? no.
if you say kirk is a bad captain i will kill you. I will shoot you into space like they did to bill shatty when he wouldn’t shut tf up about going to space
except unlike bill shatty ill send you up naked and defenceless into the vast chasm of space your lungs will explode and your eyes will fall out or some shit (i saw that in a doctor who episode)
kirk drift is getting out of hand and my response to this is ending all kirk drifters and repopulating the earth with kirklophiles such as myself and my dad paul.
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vesper100 · 1 month
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valteil ...
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dotssu · 1 year
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She's not like the other trolls (she committed election fraud)!!!!!!!!
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salaciousdoll · 8 months
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You’re a great writer I just don’t understand the chubby reader thing. It’s so hard to view a chubby person sexually cause they aren’t rlly sexually attractive so it’s kinda hard following along lol 😭😭
Hmmm to you!! Get y’all ass out of my inbox fr
For my chubby/plus size babies, you are the definition of attractive no matter what this damn anon thinks or anyone else who thinks like this one. Fuck em’ all😑
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sparkleoverlord · 1 year
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gloomylies · 3 months
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Planning on making him into a keychain… WISH ME LUCK
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catharusustulatus · 3 months
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This is insane to me: https://t.co/WslCOnBtJU
They didn’t even call him. How the hell is he supposed to be explained out of the show? Jonathan’s best friend, who drove the gang all the way to Indiana? He’s just…gone? Not even being killed off - just not invited back. What!?
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cupiidzbow · 5 months
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i know it’s 3am but i was like… what if i had a lil treat
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pendwelling · 2 months
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yeseo!Werner AU part 2! (37k)
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(+ a compilation of some other old and new sketches!)
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But yes, Part 2 of the AU is finally out :'D
You can read it on AO3, it's 37k words and full of my agony sweat and tears wkdhdkkd (VENETIAAN KINGDOM HISTORY IS SO COMPLEX AAAHHH) 🥹✌️
Summary:
Wilhelmina has become the Duchess of Sneijder. With all this power at her disposal to begin turning the cogs of her plans, Werner’s presence, however earnest and light, seems to make things a bit difficult.
Moon Halo pollen stain her fingers dark, but her brother's hands were better off clean.
(Or: Six years have passed since Jung Yeseo has transmigrated into the body of Werner Sneijder. He still has much to learn about his new sister.)
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