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#August 9
bacchanal333 · a month ago
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As if to remind us, in the funniest way possible, of how modern Dracula actually is, the S.P.C.A. shows up to try and adopt Count Dogula, the World's Worst Boy.
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flyingpurplepeopleeater42 · a month ago
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dailykafka · a month ago
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- August 9, 1912
- The diaries of Franz Kafka, 1910-1913
[ID: August 9. The upset night. End ID]
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larrylimericks · a month ago
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9Aug22
After months of tours transcontinental And two schedules honestly mental, They’ve the same two weeks free To catch up on laundry, Which is *overshly* coincidental.
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appelscruff · a month ago
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Whitby coastguard: Look at this weird-ass cargo, it's all sand and mould
Whitby solicitor Mr. S. F. Billington coming along to pick up his package: Yes, that would be mine, thank you
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hedgewrite · a month ago
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Russian consul: Well I had better take possession of this ship and pay the harbour dues.
Local solicitor: And I shall look after these boxes of… mould.
Board of Trade officials: And we shall ensure all the proper legal forms are followed.
General public: ok but WHAT ABOUT THE DOG
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typelikeagirl · a month ago
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picklepie888 · a month ago
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Dracula, when the Demeter washes up on Whitby: Oh god oh crap! There's a crowd of people here! I need to get off the ship without attracting attention.
*turns into a dog*
Whitby citizens: AAAWW PUBBY! PRECIOUS GOOD BOI!! COME HERE GET THE BISCUIT BOY!!!
Dracula: Crap! These people won't leave me alone! I gotta do something to get them off my back!
*kills local dog*
Whitby citizens: Oh, he's a little messed up actually...
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dearaustinbutler · a month ago
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“You call the shots, babe. I just wanna be yours” 🎶 (Italy, August 9, 2019)
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happybirthday-unusannus · a month ago
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Happy 2nd Birthday to
“DO NOT TRY THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES”
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newyorkthegoldenage · a month ago
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The DiMaggio brothers, centerfielders whose exploits made baseball history, at Old Timers' Day in Yankee Stadium, August 9, 1958. Joe, center, former Yankees' star, was joined by Vince, left, of the Pittsburgh Pirates, and Dominic, right, his counterpart and competitor on the Boston Red Sox.
Photo: AP via the Denver Post
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snipertrifle · a month ago
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barrywhelk · a month ago
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Daily Graph Writer: the horrors! The terrors! The terrors! The horrors!
Daily Graph Writer: also there is a DOGGIE
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chalamet-chalamet · a month ago
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Timothée with a fan yesterday in Budapest ✨
IG credit to marcorisi_
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bubblegum-voideity · a month ago
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GLAD WE AGREE ON THIS ONE
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todaysdocument · a month ago
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Sioux Indian police lined up on horseback in front of Pine Ridge Agency buildings, Dakota Territory, 8/9/1882
Series: Photographs of Indians, Indian Agencies, and Schools, 1876 - 1896
Record Group 75: Records of the Bureau of Indian Affairs, 1793 - 1999
Image description: Zoomed-in detail of the whole photo. A line of 15 men on horseback next to each other, with one man on horse out in front. The men are wearing matching jackets and wide-brimmed hats. Behind the line of men is a covered wagon and an American flag, blurry in the wind, and a long building.  
Image description: A line of 40 men on horseback next to each other, very small in the center of the photo. Behind them is a long building.
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hedgewrite · a month ago
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Visions of Dracula leaping to shore in dog form, running through the town at top speed, and then having to desperately avoid hoards of Whitby dog-lovers waving treats and trying to help this POOR SWEET TRAUMATISED BABY, does he want a biscuit??? Good boy!!
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