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#August 24th 2022
one-time-i-dreamt · 2 years
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The Sims introduced polyamorous relationships as a new gameplay feature and it was way harder to deal with than you think.
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tomdayaland · 2 years
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Zendaya and Claire at a restaurant in Budapest on Wednesday.
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fundinofactoftheday · 2 years
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Dinofact #11
Allosaurus means "different lizard" in reference to the fact that, when it was discovered, the empty spaces in some of its vertabrae (now speculated to be air sacs to help with respiration) were different than other species of dinosaur known at the time.
Source: wikipedia
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zachbiller · 2 years
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just-a-mod · 2 years
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that feel when your friend is a 7ft something seemingly animitronic being who has decided to protect you from the mean and terrible things of the super market
any way, a scene from an RP where my Moon went out with @honeycomb-cacube’s lovely Flower Angel Poppy are at the store
it’s a delight =w=
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bryan360 · 2 years
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🇵🇷Me: Swapping clothes for Chowder and Jason (edalhoff345’s OC) is problematic for a start; especially how loose or tight these clothes they wear. At least when being swapped.
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vixxyybot · 2 years
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ysbnews · 2 years
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‘We Are Ready to FightL Like Never Before’ Ukraine MP Delivers Ultimatum to Moscow 
EXPRESS  |  By Leila Paxton  |  8/24/2022
UKRAINIAN MP Kira Rudik has delivered a warning to Vladimir Putin's invading forces as defending troops ready to "fight like never before" against Russia's campaign of aggression. 
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Kira Rudik delivered a chilling warning to Russian forces - Image: GB News/Getty Images
As Ukraine marks six months since Russian forces invaded, the country has come together to celebrate the nation’s Independence Day. In a fiery statement to mark the occasion, Ukrainian MP Kira Rudik has issued a clear warning to Moscow that Ukraine shows no signs of bowing to Russia’s brutal campaign of violence. Speaking to GB News, Ms Rudik said: “We did not think we would get to this. It is a very happy day for us because we are around, we are alive and we are ready to fight like never before.”
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Boris Johnson visited Kyiv for his 3rd time to mark Ukraine's Independence Day on 24th August - © Getty Images
The Ukrainian MP spoke of how Independence Day had united the nation to condemn Moscow’s continued pursuit to bring the country under Kremlin control. Ms Rudik said: “This is the first year that we are celebrating Independence Day as a nation that is truly united and truly behind one cause. “We know what we are fighting for and we know what is at stake and we know the way that we want to win. “This is incredibly important and there is a feeling that we have never had before.”
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Ms Rudik indicated how the display in Kyiv trumped Putin's pledge to hold his own military parade - YouTube video clip
Six months into the conflict, the defending forces of Ukraine have succeeded in deterring Russian military operations to capture Kyiv and continue to defend other key regions against aggression.  Intelligence reports from the conflict suggest Ukraine plans to advance defensive operations to take back Russian-occupied territories that have been placed under the control of Kremlin proxy authorities.
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Destroyed Russian tanks captured by Ukrainian forces have been placed on display in Kyiv - © Getty Images
Ukraine's forces have targeted Russian supply routes into the city of Kherson in an effort to force Moscow’s troops out of the region, which they have controlled since the early weeks of the war.  The UK Ministry of Defence confirmed primary road bridges leading into the area had been destroyed. An intelligence report read: “Even if Russia manages to make significant repairs to the bridges, they will likely remain a key vulnerability.” 
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Ms Rudik indicated how the display in Kyiv trumped Putin's pledge to hold his own military parade - © Getty Images
Ms Rudik added: “Today marks 6 months of war — remember in the first month, nobody actually believed that we would stand for more than a couple of days, maybe a week. That is why it is so important to show that we are here, we are standing.” 
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Ukrainian families of the fallen soldiers also joined to the Independence Day Parade. - © Getty Images
“In the first week, Putin promised that he would have a military parade in our central street and today we are exhibiting destroyed Russian weapons and war machines there. Kids can play with them and people are taking pictures with them and we are showing that we defended ourselves and we are able to push back.”
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Vladimir Putin had promised Ukraine would be swiftly brought under Russian control - © Getty Images
Ahead of Independence Day, Ukrainian authorities held a mock parade of destroyed Russian military vehicles through the main square of Kyiv, where the equipment remains on display for visitors to see. Ukraine’s Ministry of Defense posted footage of the wrecked vehicles to social media with a statement that read: “In February, Russian’s were planning a parade in downtown Kyiv.
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“Six months into the large-scale war, the shameful display of rusty Russian metal is a reminder to all dictators of how their plans may be ruined by a free and courageous nation.” The exhibition of fractured weapons has exposed the huge scale of equipment loss Russia has suffered since the beginning of the conflict. Reports have confirmed the loss of over 5,000 pieces of military equipment, with many more expected to be unaccounted for.
▶️  Read the latest Ukraine News with videos on EXPRESS
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septimusmoonlight · 26 days
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Anonymous: Been thinking about being kidnapped and stuffed on a bedpost with giant ridges and ornate carvings. My poor womb would pop as gravity pulls me down! And since i'm unable to move, the kidnapper could do as they please, maybe even feeling the hard bulges where the wood presses out against my tummy
If someone kidnaps you, you bet your ass that they’re not just there to take you to lunch and send you home. They’ve caught their prey, and now they’re going to take full advantage of the situation, finding a good place to set you up where you’ll always be available and unable to escape. Thicker than a standard bollard, the ornate bedpost has a spherical top and ridged carvings further down, and your captor has to fuck you open before they’re confident that your cunt will stretch wide enough to go over it.
They lube up the bedpost, then lift you atop it. When they let go, your own body weight pops it into your cunt with a jolt of pain and unfortunate pleasure, pressing it right up against your cervix. Your kidnapper just stands back and watches as you squirm, every movement just increasing the pressure. You can’t do anything about it, with your legs and hands tied, so it seems inevitable that you’ll just sink further and further. Your kidnapper - your owner - seems delighted at your discomfort.
The bedpost presses and presses right up against your cervix until it forces its way through, your body weight pushing you down as the bedpost slides right into your womb. You’re stretched from the inside out in a way you’ve never been before, and pain radiates away from your broken cervix - though the pleasure of a full cunt isn’t lost on you. The tears rolling down your face and the way you sob for breath both just serve to make your owner rock-hard, and they slowly masturbate as they watch your torture.
Your womb is weak compared to your cervix. Gravity does its work easily, stretching your womb thinner and thinner until it pops, tearing open to let the bedpost slide directly into your abdominal cavity, filling you up in the most complete way it possibly could. The carvings on the bedpost are pressed up against your skin from the inside, outlined in subtle ridges of skin, and your owner strokes these markings as they keep jacking off. You can’t stop crying, but you’re also soaking wet, your cunt twitching around the horrible intrusion as you try not to cum.
Your owner praises you for taking it so well, then welcomes you to your new life. Stroking your distended belly, even pulling on your legs to stretch you further, they jack off until they cum all over your face, spattering your skin with their hot seed. They don’t wipe it off, leaving it to dry there as a marker of your place.
You can’t escape your fate, stuck stretched open, your womb destroyed inside of you. You don’t know how long you’ll be able to live like this, but you assume it isn’t very long, though there’s no way to know for sure. It’s likely internal bleeding that’ll get you.
One thing you do know for sure is that you desperately, desperately want to touch yourself.
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gerardwaist · 1 year
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that destroya intro where gerard went "I'm so SICK. oh my BELLY hurts" :(
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minqies · 7 days
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just realised this new gg i'm making debuted in july 2021, and hero debuted like,, 13 days earlier lmao
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 years
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Sonic had been officially confirmed as gay. My science teacher’s classroom had been turned into this museum exhibit thing about Sonic being canonically gay.
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xaviergalatis · 9 months
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8/24/2022
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f1version · 5 months
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26 BIRTHDAY KISSES ★ CL16
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pairing: charles leclerc x gf!reader ( she/her )
summary: 26th birthday, 26 pictures of you and Charles kissing. A kiss for each year.
notes: i’m back from my birthday trip!! i wrote this birthday special in like 30 minutes and it’s still charles’ birthday in a couple of places so… i’m not exactly late! enjoy <3
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26 KISSES: A GALLERY
By your beautiful girlfriend, in collaboration with a lot of people but mainly Joris and ourselves.
1. DRUNK DANCING: A month after we got together, we were at Arthur’s 18th birthday. We got drunk, singing and dancing to the worst playlist in existence (Lorenzo’s) and, somehow, Arthur got to capture this moment I barely even remember.
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Taken by Arthur Leclerc, 2018
2. AUGUST 2019: Summer break, so sweet so loving. You made me promise that if you jumped off first, I would jump too. It took me fifteen minutes to follow after you. Also your kisses were incredibly salty.
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Taken by Joris Trouche, 2019
3. THE MONZA INCIDENT: I had red lipstick the night you won in Monza, you told me it looked pretty, I asked you to kiss me, you did. Fast forward 8 minutes it was all smudged over your lips, you were 10 minutes late to the post-race conference, and Sylvia almost banned me that night. (I’m still kind of banned from your driver’s room)
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Taken by Charles Leclerc, 2019
4. UNDER THE COVERS: 2020, what a crazy year. This one was taken the day we decided to finish moving in together. You were so excited, wanted everything to be perfect. Today I can say it is.
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Taken by Me, 2020
5. WORDS: We were spending Christmas by ourselves, we face-timed our families, had dinner and watched movies. You gifted me three beautiful words I, of course, said back… and we also got a puppy!
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Taken by Charles’ phone timer, 2020
6. OCEAN BREZEE: Just a small escapade to take a breath. You were so cuddly that day, Joris was so done with you (he still took the pic though)
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Taken by Joris Trouche, 2021
7. CUTE OR HOT: I just wanted a cute morning selfie but, because of you, we ended up in a…promising mood. It was intense that’s all I have to say!
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Taken by Me, 2021
8. KISS KISS KISS: 24th birthday, 24 kisses. This kind of became a tradition, let me know if you still want them this year!
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Taken by Me, 2021
9. DRUNK AF: How did we got so drunk? Ask Pierre, he was the one hosting. Either way we got another amazing photo of us drunk-kissing!!!
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Taken by Pierre Gasly, 2021
10. UNDER THE SEA: I’m just going to say that you and your ‘photo ideas 📸’ folder are attached by the hip. I personally love this one (even if it took half an hour to take)
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Taken by Joris Trouche, 2021
11. NEW YORK: Thought you could scape this one? Never! Arthur and I didn’t spend a week listening to your complaining for nothing, babe. You must admit that this kiss was magical, everything was so pretty that day. And then it started snowing!
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Taken by Arthur Leclerc, 2021
12. EXPOSED: Remember how our amazing soft launch got ruined by our trip to Ibiza? Well, here it is, the image we couldn’t stop laughing at when it came out, we really thought we were sneaky.
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Taken by unknown, 2022
13. HARD LAUNCH: A week later we were kissing on live TV. It’s one of my favorite memories, I couldn’t stop smiling.
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Taken by F1 TV, 2022
14. BACK KISSES: Just a picture of the morning after I learned that you can convince anyone, even the CEO of Ferrari, to allow you to leave sponsor events early. I really don’t know if you knew those kisses were there, but I woke up to this, took a picture and then left you with them until we took a shower.
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Taken by Me, 2022
15. SPONSORED BY AIRMAX: That time your team forgot to book us a flight and you had to ask Lando to ask Daniel to ask Max if we could go back to Monaco with them. I’ve never seen Max talk so much, Daniel laugh so loud or Lando taking so many pictures. He even asked to take one of us, here it is:
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Taken by Lando Norris, 2022
16. SIXTEEN: I bet you thought this one would have something to do with racing. Number 16. Sorry to disappoint but it’s our beautiful puppy…Sixteen! I’m not gonna lie, I still hate you for persuading me into that name. Anyways if you kiss the dog you kiss the mom!!
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Taken by Me, 2022
17. 25 KISSES: Again, tell me if you want those 26 kisses this year. Look at us last year!
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Taken by Me, 2022
18. NEW YEAR, SAME LOVE: Sometimes the world feels unreal when I’m with you, this was one of those days. I felt in another reality, the world slowed down, it was just you and me. I remember thinking “I fell in love with the right person” and then you kissed me.
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Taken by Joris Trouche, 2022
19. BLACK SUIT: Remember when your fans thanked me for your “new” outfits? They repeated it was the girlfriend effect, you couldn’t stop talking about how stylish you are with or without me!
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Taken by Me, 2023
20. PHOTOSHOOT: You got Joris to take these shots just because you wanted a new wallpaper. I thought it was silly, until one day all of them were hanging around our home. You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me, Charlie.
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Taken by Joris Trouche, 2023
21. FIVE STAR CHEFS: Not much to say, just sorry for being so distracting and thank you for the amazing (stolen from Ferrari) dinner babe!
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Taken by Charles’ phone timer, 2023
22. RED LIGHTS: This year’s addition to our drunk-kissing collection. I remember you drowning shots with Carlos and Pierre, asking me to dance with you, absolutely failing at that, and then kissing me. After that there’s blurry ferrari red, giggles and a hot bath.
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Taken by Andrea Ferrari, 2023
23. LAZY IN BED: Wonderful lazy days by the ocean, that’s how we spent the summer break. That morning in particular you didn’t want to get up, basically gluing me to bed. We got up at 1pm.
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Taken by Me, 2023
24. JUST ONE QUESTION: Can I drive the purosangue now? Please please please
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Taken by Me, 2023
20. LOVER: This day I woke up thinking about those dreams we talk about all the time, you even remembered me a couple of them throughout the day. Charlie, I do want to do this for the rest of our lives, never forget it <3
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Taken by Arthur Leclerc, 2023
26. TWENTY-SIX: We are just 26 but I hope our story keeps on writing itself. I love you, these have been the happiest 6 years of my life. Happy birthday bébé ❤️
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Taken by Joris Trouche, 2023
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zachbiller · 2 years
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songspiral · 2 years
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"Prism" by Say She She
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