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#roosterteeth#last life smp#cophine#museums#asoue#stiles stilinski#chuck bass#current events#hug#ib#thesims4cc#life is strange#butch lesbian#logan henderson
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a series of unfortunate events au where the baudelaires take one for the team and kill olaf
i think sunny's the most likely to do it
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no book series does a visual aesthetic quite like a series of unfortunate events and miss peregrine's home for peculiar children do
#would it be at all surprising if i said those two book series were some of my first fully-fledged interests?#i need to read mphfpc 5 and 6.. they came out well and truly after i was over my fixation on them#anyways i have both the full series on my shelves and they're such nice books to look at both inside and out#i hate books with meaningless cover art!!#commit to the aesthetic and make interesting looking books#i have the companion book 'tales of the peculiar' and it is just visually spectacular#with the illustrations and everything#mphfpc#asoue#a series of unfortunate events#miss peregrine's home for peculiar children#gothihop speaks
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something so square happening to violet's face on this one
#i love the covers but what happened babe. i get her face is looking in an odd direction that must be hard. but ?#haunting.#asoue#pipbellerophon
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things i think about CONSTANTLY:
daniel handler said that everyone in a series of unfortunate events and the surrounding universe is jewish "unless stated otherwise"
the only time it could possibly have been considered "stated otherwise" is in the netflix tvv, when poe and his wife mention being the only kids in their class without b'nei mitzvahs
literally the only non-jewish characters in this series are the bankers
daniel handler is the funniest man alive
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Media with immaculate vibes:
A Series of Unfortunate Events (Netflix show)
Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated (show)
Gravity Falls (Disney show)
Treasure Planet (Disney film)
Mystery Files (YouTube)
A Series of Unfortunate Events (film)
The Spiderwick Chronicles (film)
Ghost Files (YouTube)
Atlantis the Lost Empire (Disney film)
Lockwood and Co (Netflix show) (please save it)
#media with immaculate vibes#asoue#a series of unfortunate events#lemony snicket#scooby doo mystery incorporated#gravity falls#treasure planet#watcher#mystery files#ghost files#the spiderwick chronicles#atlantis the lost empire#atlantis#lockwood and co#lockwood & co
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asoue + tumblr
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UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; FINALS.
Eugenides Propaganda:
the entire plot hinges on a detail he lets the reader (and every other character) assume is true. I don't want to spoil it because it's a really fun reveal but he is lying from the first second he appears on the page and you can't trust him to tell the full truth about ANYTHING related to himself and his goals. he mostly does it to keep his advantage and not have other characters be suspicious of him but it's just so fun when you realise he's been lying the whole time
Lemony Snicket Propaganda:
(I would like to preface this by saying that Lemony Snicket is the author's pen name, not a real person, and he exists as a character in-universe as well as being the one in-universe who writes the books!) I'd say he's unreliable because he spent time collecting information about the Baudelaire kids and then... wrote books about it. He has no idea what any of their dialogue actually was, what they were thinking, or even the whole plot, he's just doing research into the incidents and then filling in the gaps to make it a story. What ACTUALLY happened to the Baudelaires? Nobody really knows for sure
While the Baudelaire siblings are in potentially life threatening danger, he will randomly start talking about his own life and just leave the siblings hanging. For example, once Count Olaf was threatening to kill Violet, and then Lemony randomly began talking about how he met the love of his life at a costume party. This man CANNOT stay on topic. Usually when a new character is introduced, Lemony tells us right at the start that they’re either going to die or that the Baudelaire siblings will never see them again. Foreshadowing is not subtle in these books. CONSTANTLY emphasizes how miserable he feels while writing these books. At one point he admits that he had to put his pencil down and go cry for a while because of how sad it made him. Once he filled an entire page with nothing but the word “ever” to emphasize how dangerous it is to put forks in electrical outlets. He also repeated a paragraph about deja vu later on in the book to give the reader deja vu.
#lemony snicket#a series of unfortunate events#asoue#asoue books#asoue netflix#eugenides#queens thief#queen's thief#the queens thief#the queen's thief#megan whalen turner#unreliable narrator battle#unreliable narrators#polls#finals#this is gonna be a coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb isn't it.
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credit to TurboBurpo on twitter
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Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters
#my edit#a series of unfortunate events#asoue#asoueedit#tvedit#movietvetc#the baudelaire orphans#the baudelaire children#violet baudelaire#klaus baudelaire#sunny baudelaire#count olaf#esme squalor#justice strauss#lemony snicket#kit snicket#jacques snicket#olivia caliban#the baudelaires#your queue is here!
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i'm a sucker for narrators who are like,,, part of the narrative. they're a part of the story. they may or may not be fundemantal to it, but they influence it one way or another.
#lemony snicket#asoue#a series of unfortunate events#hadestown#hadestown musical#hermes hadestown#into the woods#into the woods broadway#into the woods musical#into the woods narrator#not like#first person narrators#like#someone who has established that they are a narrator#their purpose is to narrate that particualr story#and as we move along#we can see that they have a part to play#to progress the story#whether they influenced the earlier parts of the story they tell#and the characters have to deal with the consequences#or they got dragged into it by the characters#or they are part of it#but the characters don't know#that their story is being told by said narrator#or maybe they do
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really, the baudelaire kids are just three different types of little kid fantasy
violet is the fantasy of being craftier and more creative than the adults around you
klaus is the fantasy of being smarter and knowing more than the adults around you
and, of course, sunny is the fantasy of being able to Just Bite People
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#asoue#a series of unfortunate events#lemony snicket#beatrice baudelaire#sorry for omitting a few i could now include two more ubt still not all of them
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The one detail in Penultimate Peril that I will never, ever get over is that Lemony Snicket smokes. He shows up and offers to take away the Baudelaires, and he's smoking a cigarette.
All through the series, fire is the ultimate Bad Thing. The good guys are firefighters and the bad guys are firestarters. Arson is the worst crime. And the Baudelaires' descent into moral ambiguity is shown through them starting multiple fires.
Lemony Snicket might as well be the poster boy for VFD. He was raised in it since infancy. He lost Beatrice because of the consequences of being a volunteer. He has been on the lam for at least fifteen years because of his dedication to it. He lost both of his siblings to it. There are plenty of people in the series who question VFD and its motives, but for all it's done to hurt him, Snicket is very loyal. He does point out some flaws, but not as many as you'd expect.
And yet Lemony smokes. Lemony starts fires every day to feed his own addiction. He carries a lighter or matches with him at all times, just like the villains do. He regularly engages in a massive fire hazard. He says himself that a man who smokes cigarettes is somewhere in between wicked and noble. I want to know how someone so deep in VFD even started smoking.
I think the one thing I am the saltiest about Netflix not including is that. Truly Lemony being a smoker is everything to me.
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Just discovered Count Olaf has a Reddit account.
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