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Asmo: Lucifer won't trace this back to us, right?
Mc: Are you kidding? He traces everything back to us. Lucifer traces things we haven't even done yet back to us.
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Could you perhaps write something where gn!mc is just,,, a complete asshole. Fully standoffish and rude, I think it'd be hilarious [bonus points if they have a traumatic backstory for WHY]
No bonus points for me because my asshole MCs exist in a state of suspended animation and they're just like this Because They Are.
Now, I go on and actually explore my idea from an earlier prompt that MC being standoffish would derail the entire plot of OG Season 1 since it requires them to help Belphie get out of the attic.
And if you're wondering, yes, Solomon is quoting KJV Book of Revelation at the end there.
How Your Year-Long Vacation In the Devildom Ended in the Apocalypse
or; Asshole Standoffish MC says what?
Ship: None Word Count: ~1.3k Triggers: Uhhhh... (points to the title)
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You're not here to make friends.
And you're definitely not here to date any million-year-old demons who look like they stepped out of the pages of Esquire.
You're here because you're Fate's favorite bitch, and apparently you haven't been suffering enough lately.
So you go ahead and announce all that to your host family the first time you all sit down for dinner.
"...Are humans like that?" asks Asmodeus, looking between you and his brothers. "...I...I don't remember humans being like that."
"Wow. Okay," says Leviathan, staring at his Switch. "First of all, what's your damage. Second, you should probably find the demons who are interested in dating you and let them know, lmao." He fist-bumps Mammon without looking up from the screen.
"What's Esquire?" asks Beel.
"I'm gonna go eat in my room," you say. "Goodnight."
As you leave, you hear Mammon mumble, "Well, they were right about being a bitch."
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Things aren't any less irritating at that stupid school. Honestly, who names a school after themselves and the fact that they're royalty? Was he just trying to make an easy acronym? Seriously. 'Royal Academy of Diavolo'.... It makes you cringe, hard.
So you sit in the back of all your classes and doodled your favorite sleep paralysis monsters getting closer and closer to the foot of your bed over the course of the day. You're just getting to where you can see the empty white scleras staring up at you when Dumb, Dumb, and Dumber turn up, A.K.A. the other exchange students, A.K.A. Simeon the Angel (dumb), Luke the Baby Angel (also dumb), and Solomon (dumber), the immortal human sorcerer and also the ancient king of Jerusalem? (Like, that Solomon? What the fuck, why does he look like a twenty-three year old anime boy?)
"You must be the newest exchange student," says the tall angel.
"Yeah, and?" you answer.
"Hey, you don't need to be so rude to him!" says the baby angel. His voice makes you want to throw yourself into a furnace.
"Yeah, and?" you answer again.
"Haha! So the new student has some spunk! I like that," says the Biblical king.
"Why are you all bothering me? I was drawing my sleep par--"
"We should all hang out at Purgatory Hall sometime," suggests Simeon, proving he hasn't been paying attention. "By the way, why did Diavolo end up putting you in with the brothers instead of situating you with us?"
"Because I walk around naked at night and I don't care who sees, and there's a child in your dorm."
"Really?" asks Simeon, covering Luke's ears. "Why do you do that?"
"Because fuck you, that's why. Leave me alone."
"I don't remember humans being like that," murmurs Simeon to Solomon as they walk away.
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"I'm a human too," says the demon in the attic.
"Uh-huh," you say with undisguised skepticism. "And you want me to forge pacts because...?"
"Because then you can release me. Us humans have to stick together."
You let that hang there for a few seconds before dropping the ax.
"...So I know you're Belphegor. Because your fucking picture is up in the house. You absolute moron."
His expression drops.
"You idiot. You lying shit. Don't waste my time like this again. I'm not forging pacts with any demons. I know you missed my first dinner here, but to sum it up: I'm not here to make friends."
"I don't remember humans being like this," he mumbles to himself. "Wha- hey! Wait! Where are you going?! Come back! Come- come back!!!"
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It's Diavolo's birthday party, and Lucifer forces you to come.
By that, I mean he physically picks you up and drags you there while you struggle and rage.
"I don't remember humans being like this," Diavolo says to Barbatos with some concern as he sees you carried thrashing through the entry.
"Oh, they absolutely are," argues Solomon. "I only calmed down after I'd been around about a hundred years. But for their stage of development, I'd say they're pretty much par for the course."
Barbatos stares blankly at Solomon as Diavolo nods sagely. "I see, I see... I suppose I'll have to keep that in mind when selecting our next exchange student."
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"Finally! The year is almost up, which means this loser's going back to the human world, and Belphie's gonna come back home!" cheers Mammon.
"Very expository of you," Satan replies dryly.
"Oh, Belphie is Belphegor, right? Your youngest brother?" you ask, looking up from the knife you've been sharpening. It's one of the chores you reluctantly accepted over the course of your stay here. You're taking care of your knife duties while brothers 2 and 4 cook dinner.
"Uh, obviously," snorts Mammon. "Why, what do you care? You'll be gone before he gets here."
"I forgot I never mentioned this to any of you. He's in the attic."
Mammon and Satan stare at you. Mammon chuckles nervously. "Whaaa? Don't be stupid, there's nothing up in the attic. Lucifer doesn't even let us go up there."
You stare back at him, unblinking. The two brothers glance at each other.
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You sit on your suitcase in the front hall of the House of Lamentation as the place goes up in flames.
Beelzebub is in a mindless rage, cursing Lucifer and breaking down walls. Every now and then, the entire house rumbles, indicating its structural integrity is just that much less solid.
Leviathan summoned Lotan in a moment of panic when Mammon kicked his door in and announced that Belphegor was going to war against the human world and Lucifer and Diavolo and he'd better pick sides before he got drafted, so the entire ground floor is soaked in a few inches of water and tentacles keep reaching out from the depths of the house. You swat them away whenever they get too close. You're not sure where Levi is now, but based on the fact you can hear Mammon screaming and pounding at the bathroom door, you can make a good guess.
Asmodeus released Cerberus from the basement after charming him, and when he realized the dog was too enraptured to obey Lucifer, the pressure got to him and he fled. Now the two are on the war path to Majolish, because 'all this drama is stressing [them] out' and 'this is how [they] cope, okay?'
Lucifer is grappling with Belphie and Satan, who, upon hearing that Belphie intended to rebel against Lucifer, joined his cause. He keeps trying to bang their heads together; you can see it happening in front of the fireplace down the hall. But Satan's tail keeps slashing at him like some sort of prehensile melee weapon and it's clearly at least somewhat effective.
Looking up, you see what appears to be a pair of dragons grappling in the sky, and all around you are the sounds of screams and sirens. The earth rumbles around you, and even the stars seemed to be falling from the sky.
"I can't believe you did it!"
You turn around in surprise as the door opens. Solomon stands there, beaming at you like a proud father. "You really did it! You broke the sixth seal!"
"Sorry, what?"
"'And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood!'"
"Sorry, what?"
The roof begins to cave in, so you step out of the way, and Solomon laughs maniacally.
"It's still going! 'And the great kings of the land said to the mountains and rocks, "Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne!"'" Another chunk of the ceiling crashes directly in front of us.
"Are you high?"
"Yes!"
"Share."
So we smoke a joint, staring up through the broken roof into the starless sky, watching demons and brawl, awaiting the breaking of the seventh seal: silence.
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noecoded · 1 month
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that boy is a MONSTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sierrascribbles · 6 months
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『♡』 even in my dreams.
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summary: mc summons their beloved while they sleep!
requested by one of my beautiful followers, obey me brothers x gn!reader, mentions of nightmares, but otherwise pure fluff! if you're interested in seeing this for the other charas lmk 💓
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In your dreams, you're running. The world is dark, and your legs struggle to keep you out of reach of whatever it is that is chasing you.
You try to call for help, but your voice fails you. For a moment, you think you're going to be swallowed whole by the beast that follows, but then it hits you.
Your pacts. If you were close enough to a demon, you didn't even have to speak their name to invoke them. You close your eyes, clasp your hands together, and think of them, feeling the pact warm on your body.
Who is it that you summon?
『♡』 Lucifer:
He's immediately worried when he's suddenly summoned to your room. You don't use your pact unless it's something serious.
The room is dark, but he quickly finds the lamp on your bedside table. He's been here often enough to know where everything was located. When the light illuminates your sleeping face, he can see your face scrunched up with fear, can hear your uneven breathing. You must've been having a nightmare.
Lucifer shakes his head, filled with warmth at the fact that even in your dreams, you chose to rely on him. What was he going to do with you? His favorite human, who always finds new ways to surprise him.
He kisses your forehead gently, featherlight, as not to wake you. Lucifer mutters a calming spell, hoping to ease your troubled sleep.
...Still, he can't help but feel a little wary. He checks around your room, then all around your living space. Just in case.
When he's done, he comes back to your room, relieved that your expression seems more peaceful than before. He lingers for a few moments more, before turning off your lamp and leaving.
『♡』 Mammon:
Mammon is more startled than anything when you pull him to your side. He, too, was sleeping, so being jolted awake so violently has him on edge.
"What the hell are you doing summoning me so late?" He flicks on the lights, trying to regain his bearings. When he sees you still sleeping, albeit restlessly, all his feigned anger dissipates.
"Hey." His voice is more gentle as he sits down on the edge of your bed. Mammon gently shakes your arm, trying to wake you. If you were having a nightmare bad enough to summon him, he didn't want you to experience it for a moment longer.
But even so, he's glad it's him that you called. He wants to be your protector, always.
You awake, startled, gasping at the sudden pull to reality. Squinting at the sudden brightness, you're just able to make out Mammon.
"Mammon?" You ask, still unsure if you're still dreaming or not. "You came?"
"You called me." Mammon shrugs. "It looked like you were having a nightmare. You alright?"
"Oh, so it was just a nightmare." You rub at your bleary eyes, flopping back down onto your bed. "Thanks for coming to save me, anyways."
Mammon feels heat rise up in his cheeks. Dummy, you didn't need to thank him, he would come no matter what.
"Yeah, yeah." Mammon gets up, and flicks the lights back off. "Scooch over will you? Let the Great Mammon chase those nightmares away."
『♡』 Levi:
Levi opens his mouth to complain at you summoning him so late with no warning – he had so many late night raids to complete, after all! But those protests die in his throat when he's pulled into your dark bedroom.
"Um, do you need me for something?" He asks into the darkness. Levi can see the outline of you in your bed, and so he creeps closer. When you don't answer, he leans over your bed, and sees your eyes shut tightly.
You summoned him in your sleep! Ah, could you get any cuter? His face flushes as he revels in the moment. If you summoned him in your dreams, that must make him the most important person to you, right?
But then he starts to wonder why you summoned him, and the little whimper you let out lets him know all he needs to know. You were having a bad dream. Levi hovers awkwardly at your bedside.
What should he do? Should he wake you up and risk depriving you of sleep? Should he let you sleep and just watch over you to make sure you were okay? No... what if you woke up and saw him? You might think him some kind of weirdo!
It's you who snaps him out of his thoughts. You roll over in your sleep and grab his arm, tugging it close to your chest.
Okay, you could definitely get cuter. He climbs into bed beside you, happily resigning himself to be used like a body pillow, and closes his eyes.
...Except that his heart is beating too quickly to fall asleep. So, Levi lays awake all night, arm slowly going numb, and listens to the sound of your even breathing.
『♡』 Satan:
Satan is quick to call your name, the darkness of your room along with the unannounced summoning making him uneasy. He flips on his D.D.D. light and checks around your living space for anything out of the ordinary; if only to settle his nerves.
When he returns, you're mumbling his name in your sleep. Satan can't help but let out a tired sigh.
"I see now." He says to himself, overly fond. "You sleep summoned me."
Satan leans down, placing a lingering kiss to your forehead.
"Darling, wake up." He breathes out against your skin. "I'm here for you now."
He watches as you slowly stir awake, stretching your arms above your head as you let out a yawn. Satan's hand falls back to his side.
"Satan?" You ask, voice gravelly. "Am I dreaming?"
He muses for a moment. "Hm, what do you think?"
"I called you in my dream but you're here..." You grab his hand in yours. "You feel real, though."
He laughs quietly. "You were just having a nightmare. It's late, go back to bed."
"But you're here." You squeeze his hand tight. "You'll stay with me, right?"
"I have class in the morning." Satan takes off his shoes and slides into bed beside you. "But I'll stay until you fall asleep, alright?"
"'Mmkay." You whisper, wrapping your arms around him. He enjoys the warmth of you body as you nuzzle into the crook of his neck. Satan knows it's going to take all his willpower to leave like he said he would. "G'night, Satan."
"Goodnight, beloved."
『♡』 Asmo:
"Summoning me so late? Ooh, you're so cute!" Asmo immediately flings himself on top of you on the bed, wrapping his arms around you.
You jolt awake at the sudden weight, grabbing his shoulders and forcing him back. You almost scream, before you see it's Asmodeus.
"Asmodeus!" You whisper harshly. "What the hell are you doing here?!"
Asmo blinks owlishly. "I dunno, you tell me!" He says. "You're the one who summoned me!"
It's your turn to look at him, confused. The dream that was so vivid only minutes ago seems to have faded into the recesses of your mind. "Huh, I must've done it when I was dreaming... I didn't even know I could do that..."
"That's even more precious, then." Asmo pulls the covers down, letting himself enjoy the warmth of your bed. He snuggles closer to you, kissing you on the nose. "It means you were thinking of me even in your dreams... Ah, how romantic!"
"I don't think it was that kind of dream, Asmo." You laugh, tangling your legs together with him. Asmo sighs wistfully at the closeness.
"It doesn't matter! Whatever dreams you have, I wanna be in them."
『♡』 Beel:
"Are you alright?" Beel is automatically in overprotective mode when he's summoned into your room. He calls your name a few times before he realizes that you're in a deep sleep, curled up in a burrito of blankets.
"Oh, you're sleeping." He comes over to your side, contemplating whether or not he should wake you. Beel knows that when Belphie has nightmares, he doesn't like to be woken. Well, Belphie doesn't like to be woken at any time, nonetheless.
Still, when he hears your quiet pained noises, he can't help but want to do something. So, he takes your hand into his, and sits down at your bedside, on the floor. He holds your hand and hopes that in your dreams, he's protecting you too.
『♡』 Belphie:
As powerful as Belphie's dream magic is, he doesn't need to be summoned physically to save you. Instead, he's pulled into your nightmare, and quickly changes it into a pleasant dreamscape.
"It's nice to see you here." Belphie smiles sleepily, pulling you into his arms. He rests his head against your chest, the both of you falling backwards into bed. So even in his dreams Belphie was dreaming about laying in bed... "I've watched your dreams before, but this is the first that you've called me into one... I'm happy."
"You've watched my dreams before?" You ask, incredulous. "Isn't that a little creepy?"
Belphie yawns, nuzzling closer. You wonder if it's his magic that makes the dream feel so tangible. "Mmm, I don't think so. Just want to make sure you aren't dreaming about anyone else."
You almost laugh. He could be so ridiculous sometimes. "You know, you're the most jealous demon I know."
Belphie's eyelashes flutter against your neck; you almost shiver at the light touch. You can feel his lips upturn into a grin, teasing. "You know other demons?"
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lvlcurrent · 2 months
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take note 📝
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the-great-chimera · 1 year
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Mc: "Hey, azzy?:
Asmo: * painting his nails * "Yes love?"
Mc: "Would you kill for me?"
Asmo: * putsthe paint brush back in the pot* "Hmm? What?"
Mc: "Would you kill for me beca-"
Asmo: "Yes"
Mc: "Wh-what I didn't even finish-"
Asmo: * blowing on his nails while talking to them* " i would though, without hesitation. I would cleave a thousand, still beating hearts out of a thousand screaming writhing men and serve them to you on a silver platter if you so wished it."
Mc: "I- o-oh..."
Asmo: * smiles cutely* "Your enemies are my enemies, and I will give you the honor you so deserve."
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Mc: " ...that...is the most romantic thing I've ever been told."
Asmo: "Daw, don't think anything of it, my love. Destroying one's enemies is a common thing in demonic culture. I'd do it in a heartbeat." 🩷
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what would you do with 50k?
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Heyy bbg 😩
How was ur dayyy, mine was ok i went shopping 😘
Whats ur favorite colorrr, i like blue 😝
How would the boyz react to breaking the bedframe during sum rough... activities 😉😏😩😳
Dont forgor to drink water and get atleast 6 hrs of sleep pls 🥺
Heyyy! I am so sorry this took me so long to start on, I went a little MIA there, lol. So of course my first post of 2024 is OM smut lol Happy 2024 everyone! Now, on to the hcs! Mature content below the cut. Warnings for Levi's section, implied monster f*ck*ng, very slight.
Lucifer
This bastard makes no secret of how proud he is to make a mess of MC.
His reaction depends on the position, if the bedframe cracks while he is on top, then he makes sure MC's safe before continuing elsewhere.
MC's barely had time to comprehend that the bedframe gave way underneath them before Lucifer is scooping them up and resuming their activities on his desk or against the wall.
"Lucifer, did we-?"
"Don't worry your pretty little head about it, my darling. Now, sing for me~"
But. If that bed breaks while MC's on top? That is a very different story.
"Look at you, taking me so well even the bed can't take it~"
"Go on, love, do it again."
Demon does not give a shit, clasps MC's thighs and holds them up while he thrusts up to meet their hips.
He may act mildly displeased at having to buy a new bed, but that aura of pure pride rolling off him the next day is fooling no one.
Mammon
Let's face it, he's so sex-drunk he probably didn't notice. He's too busy overstimming himself to the point of tears, pretty noises pouring from his kiss-bitten lips with shameless abandon.
He's the Avatar of Greed after all, and here is his greatest treasure, all naked and pretty for the taking, giving him everything he could ever want. Why in nine circles of hell would he stop?
He'll fuck until the mattress hits the ground, or until MC tells him to stop, because he always retains enough of himself to keep them safe.
Once they're done and laying on a skewed wreck of a bed, sweat colling on their skin, that's when Mammon finally notices.
"Hey...what happened to the bed?"
MC chuckled, pressing a kiss to his brow. "You happened, baby."
His cheeks turned pink and he hid his face in their neck as though he could hide the blush from them. MC felt him grinning against their skin, until the reality struck him.
"How the fuck am I gonna explain this to Lucifer?"
Leviathan
He also wouldn't notice, but not for the reason you might think.
Usually, Levi is a very sweet lover, tends toward the submissive side and lets MC set the pace.
However...
For their lovemaking to get to the point of breaking anything, it's because Levi has gone absolutely feral.
I'm talking more demon than anything else, growling and snarling instead of whimpered, sweet moans tumbling from his lips.
You'd better believe he'll break the bed, the only thing that will stop him is MC, and if they choose not to...
He'll break a lot more than the bed.
Satan
Believe it or not, I don't actually see this happening with Satan.
He's so cautious of his wrath around MC in the bedroom that I'm no so sure he'd even be comfortable playing rough.
The most that happens with him is toppling a pile of books or something. Once, he accidently knocked into a shelf and used himself as a meat shield for MC as the avalanche came down.
That made for an awkward evening when poor Beel come to the rescue.
Asmodeus
Let's face it, if he did it, it was on purpose.
Asmodeus knows exactly what he's doing when it comes to MC's pleasure, knows exactly how to make them writhe just so that it was actually the human who let magic slip in their daze and cracked the bedpost.
The Avatar of Lust chuckled against their sex, his head buried between their thighs and his eyes alight with pure sin. "What else can I make you break, lovie?"
"S-sorry..."
"Oh no sweetheart, don't apologise. Let me see how much more I can make you sing for me~"
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How the Brothers Would Deal with MC's Mortality
Mammon:
You casually brought it up as a joke
Probably something like “i’m here for a good time, not a long time” or “why should i care what happens in 100 years? It’s not like i’ll be around to care”
Would probably confuse Mammon at first as to why you wouldn’t be around, but he would put the pieces together in the middle of the night when trying to sleep.
A whole, eyes snapping wide opening and flinging out of his bed kind of moment.
Mammon would worry himself sick
Yes, he knows humans can die, hell, he used to mock you for being so frail when you first came to the Devildom, but now? 
Well, now things are different. How he feels about you is different
He's spending all his money on ways to keep you kicking longer. 
Anything he can think of that’ll help, he’s buying it. Vegetables, fruits, protein powder, comfortable clothes, a nice pillow, vitamins, shampoos- anything. He has no idea where to start, so he just starts grabbing everything. 
I mean, something will have to help, right? 
If you notice he looks panicked, don’t point it out, it’ll only make it worse. Unless you want to be smothered to death from his affection and worry, then by all means. ;)
Leviathan:
Look, he can barely handle his favorite anime characters dying, so you? Yeah, no, that’s way too much. 
Nothing actually popped up to remind Leviathan of your mortality, it was because of Satan throwing his books all around the house that did it. 
Suddenly, it was all he could think about. How did he not think of this before? 
Leviathan is no Satan though, and he’s certainly not Lucifer. Researching medical documents and trying to think of things to keep you alive longer are a little over his head. That being said, there were some things he could do.
Leviathan dove into his own research that would be within his realm of understanding, studying that humans who have more positive mindsets and who are less exposed to depressing forms of media, may live longer than the average person. This- this was something he could work with. 
Suddenly, you were constantly being invited to his room, Leviathan having a variety of slice-of-life anime for you to watch with him, all of which had happy endings to boot. If an anime was even remotely depressing, he made sure to keep that out of reach. 
Video games? He’s keeping it safe; he’s not risking anything here. If it’s not similar to Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing, Dreamlight Valley, or The Sims (which must be on a good day), you’re just not playing it. Kingdom Hearts if you’re lucky. 
Satan:
Would do an insane amount of research 
Likely overheard the topic on a news segment about the tragically short lifespans of humans before it all clicked together.
Satan, unlike the other brothers, has never experienced death before, so while it sounds silly, he never had reason to think of you dying.
Looks up humans who had long lifespans to see how he can implement those things into your lifestyle.
Books will be littered everywhere (although that’s not really unusual, but what is would be the topic of said books- The Long Lives of Humans, Human Lifestyle for Dummies 101, The Road to Human Immortality, etc. etc.)
This is when Satan learns just how easy it is for a human to kick the bucket.
Heart attacks, brain aneurysms, strokes, seizures, cancer, the list goes on and on and it’s starting to scare him. He didn’t know humans could just drop dead. 
He’s going to start researching curses to increase your lifespan, or at the very least he’s going to make sure you’re careful as hell. 
You won’t even get as much as a cut without him being aware of it; he’s going to hover around and mother hen the absolute shit out of you. 
Try not to get too annoyed with him though, it all stems from good intentions. 
Asmodeus:
He’ll be damned if his shopping partner for life is going to die on him.
Asmo isn’t stupid; if anything he’s pretty emotionally aware. He's known for a long time just how short the lifespan of humans is.
But still, it came in the form of a nightmare. One where he couldn’t save you, despite giving his best efforts. The way you died was tragic, long before your life should have ended. 
This sent Asmo somewhat into a frenzied state trying to find things to keep you alive once he woke up. 
Vitamins, vitamins, vitamins
Humans benefit from vitamins, right? Surely you’d benefit from Devildom vitamins then. If it’ll increase the lifespan of a demon, he sees no reason why it wouldn’t increase your lifespan. 
Of course, it really only gives you nicer nails and shinier hair. 
He’s 10x more intense with your morning and night routines. 
He will be unloading all his facial creams on you, and telling you the benefits of each one and how it might add a few years to your lifespan. 
You want to stay up late at night to finish homework? Maybe watch a movie? Yeah, no, not on Asmo’s watch. 
Your ass is going to bed every night at 10pm, right along with him. You do realize you’ll be getting exactly 8 hours of sleep each night, too, right? 
Beelzebub:
Regarding his trauma with Lilith, it came as no surprise when he started to fret over your well-being. 
Poor Beel saw an article that discussed how tragically easy it is for a human to die. The cherry on top? How they could die from simply overeating. 
Overeating isn’t a concept Beel is overly familiar with (because to him, it’s never overeating), and while he knew most people couldn’t keep up with his eating habits, he didn’t think it could actually cause harm to a human, let alone kill them. 
Grocery trips are now a more anxiety-inducing event. 
He’s suddenly paranoid that any of the Devildom food could and will kill you. Are you allergic to anything? How would you even know? 
What if one day he serves you his favorite boiled dragonhead and you just drop dead at the dinner table?? No, that will never do. 
There’s a list of Devildom foods that he knows for sure you can have without dying, but then comes the issue of portion control. How much is too much for a human? 
Beelzebub swore he would never lose another loved one again, and it’s a promise he intends to keep. From now on, you will only eat what he deems safe. 
You want to try a new food in the Devildom that you’ve never had before? You better get some seriously good convincing skills if you want him to cave in. For someone who only ever thinks with his stomach, he’s surprisingly stubborn. 
Belphegor:
He’s still plagued with nightmares about Lilith, especially since he still thinks it’s his fault. Tack that on to the way he blamed you and the rest of the human race for it? The man is walking trauma. 
 Like Asmodeus, this was brought on by nightmares about you dying. Different from Asmo’s, however, you usually died by his hand. Naturally, considering your tumultuous history. 
Belphegor, unlike his brothers, takes a different approach. He just doesn’t approach you at all. 
What better way to keep your lifespan long than by staying away from you altogether? 
Is it something that he wants? Of course not! But how can he trust himself to never hurt you again? To never kill you again. 
He can’t. 
So, he locks himself away in his room, sleeping most of the day or just avoiding the areas you normally like to lounge. 
On a normal day, almost everyone in the household, including yourself, would notice this behavior change. However, since you’re now being cornered by all the brothers and their concerns about your lifespan, it’s easy for Belphegor’s absence to slip your mind. 
This hurts Belphegor, but at the end of the day, he believes this is for the best.
Lucifer: 
Lucifer didn’t need a reminder of your short lifespan; if anything, it’s something he’s thought plenty about. 
Lucifer has trauma, we all know that much. After Lilith, he’s absolutely terrified of losing another loved one to something outside of his control.
And your lifespan is not something that’s out of his control. At least not how he sees it, anyway. 
If you thought he was overbearing or overprotective before, brace yourself. He’s going to step it up several notches. 
No excess of junk food, no more pulling all-nighters, no more sitting around the house gaming all day, and definitely no more overexerting your use of magic. He’s no fool, he knows the toll your magic could eventually take on your body. 
Honestly? He wasn’t this bad until his brothers started to panic about your mortality, and though Lucifer told himself he was above such nonsense, he quickly found himself taking all the precautions they were taking (and then some). 
Fortunately, if you find yourself becoming overwhelmed, they’ll be more than willing to listen to you (granted you take some of their concerns into account).
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shootingstarrfish · 3 months
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asmos super cool plan part 3!!!!
parts 1 and 2 here (combined)
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carleycore · 9 months
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“why are you staring at me”
“‘cause you’re so beautiful”
GOJO, dazai, todoroki, bakugo but w curse words/loving insults, OIKAWA, hinata, natsu, ngl naruto??? howl, mayyybeee asta?
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Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.
Mammon, sighing: Okay-
Asmo: I'm coming!
Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...
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lost-in-lamentation · 1 month
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a moment of respite.
the brothers have nightmares, but you're there.
all brothers × gen!reader (separate. you/your).
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belphegor;
sloth slips into your room without a sound, footsteps muffled against the floor as he climbs onto your bed. with more hesitance than usual, belphie places a hand on your shoulder, timidly shaking you until you blink your eyes open. he stares at you awkwardly, hints of shame and fear flitting across his expression, but as you hook your arm around his neck, belphie melts into your hold. sometimes, the one who is in charge of dreams needs someone else to take control.
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beelzebub;
not yet asleep, you hear shuffling and what sounds like sniffling coming from the kitchen. you can't deny the curiosity or the concern that bubbles up inside you, so you make your way over to find none other than beel. he rummages through the fridge half-heartedly, eyes lined with red and stifling the occasional sob. you step into the kitchen as you knock on the doorway to announce your presence. you walk up to him carefully, and as soon as you're in reach, beel grabs you and pulls you close, relieved that there is something other than food to bring him comfort.
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asmodeus;
the fifth born knocks on your door with the usual energy, but when you come face to face with him, you see the light in his eyes has been snuffed out. you invite him inside, guiding him to sit on your bed before flicking your lights off. only when asmo is confident that you can't see him do the tears begin to fall. you feel around in the dark for him, wrapping your arms tight around his waist as he clutches at your clothing. and even now, at his lowest, asmo now knows that you accept him today, and will accept him tomorrow, tears and all.
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satan;
the doorknob to your room turns with alarming speed, but as it quickly as it does, it returns to its original position, and you hear a soft rapping of knuckles instead of the click of a door. you call them to come in, and when satan finally reveals himself to you, you can't help but clamber off the bed to move towards him. there is anger, sorrow, confusion, and helplessness clouding his gaze, all brought together by the tears that slip down his cheeks. gently, you take his face into your hands, thumbs swiping away at the tears as he shows you that he is much more than just wrath.
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levi;
your phone wakes you up with a series of notifications, all coming from one place. you rush over to levi's room, reciting the password as quick as you can before pushing the door open. to your dismay, you find levi trembling in the tub he uses for a bed, his hands white knuckled as he curls in tightly around himself. your heart twists when he calls out your name, his voice smaller than usual. you pad over to the side of the tub, prying his hands away from himself to take them into yours, running your fingers over his as you remind him that you'll always be here.
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mammon;
the door is slammed open with a bang, your heart nearly jumping out of your chest when suddenly there is a pair of arms nearly choking you in their embrace. the light that floods into your room from the hallway reveals the head of white hair that is now pressed into your shoulder, and you realise quickly that your shirt is becoming damp. you take a second to ground yourself before bringing your own arms up to envelop mammon, one of your hands playing with his hair as you pull him down to lie next to you. mammon doesn't say anything, but you know he'll be okay as long as you don't let him go.
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lucifer;
lucifer doesn't bother to knock, and simply opens your door to find you sitting at your desk. when you see the fear that fills his gaze, you quickly shuffle over, coming to a stop in front of him. your own fear is mirrored in his eyes as you raise your hand to cup his face, the other slowly trailing down his side until it lands on his waist. at your touch, lucfier unravels, a quiet sob breaking free from his chest as lowers his head. you meet him in the middle, pulling him to rest his head on your shoulder. his heart, marred by everything that haunts him, finally feels clear as it beats in tandem with yours.
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a/n: idk man i can't sleep
reblogs are really appreciated (´ω`) ♡
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noecoded · 6 months
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heartbreaking:the worst people you know just started an emo band
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princessasmosprincess · 9 months
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You don't like Asmo? You don't like pretty, flirty boy who pampers you? Who tells you what you need to hear to feel better about yourself, and he means every word? Who knows exactly what he's doing romantically and sexually and caters it all to your desires because he thrives on your pleasure? Who loves you because you see him for who he truly is and not just because of his pretty face and his charm? You don't like that Asmo?
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shrublike · 1 year
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‘tis the season to drown out the family chaos with copious amounts of alcohol, merry christmas✨
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