Pro Wrestling out of context: So there’s this tag team in All Elite Wrestling who’ve recently become super popular. They were already pretty popular with the crowd thanks to their gimmick (that being that they always cut a freestyle disstrack on their opponents during their entrance), but they’ve suddenly skyrocketed in popularity partially thanks to just a single catchphrase they started using recently. Crowds are chanting it, making all kinds of signs referencing it, and a shirt with the printed slogan recently released on the merch store has very quickly become the fastest selling piece of merch this month.
Now, non-wrestling fans may be reading this thinking it’s a perfectly normal, mundane story that’s nothing to write home about, but I need you to understand that the catchphrase in question is “Scissor Me, Daddy Ass”
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mjf did a hip thrust for his entrance and got a little more than he bargained for
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i do enjoy how every max caster and mjf interaction has had bowens there desperately sending telepathic 'BE NORMAL BE NORMAL BE NORMAL BE NORMAL' beams at caster which immediately reflect off him ofc
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Anthony Bowens and Hook backstage
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