Characters: Shizuo and Izaya with brief appearances by the Raira kids
Pairings: Shizaya
Summary: Starting as fellow priests, Shizuo and Izaya’s tenuous relationship plunges into caustic after Izaya tries and fails to turn Shizuo into one of his kind. [Starts in the canon universe before very quickly changing to an alternate universe.]
Someone (Densuke Sozoro actually): It's a good thing Izaya never found an individual he loved and loves all of humanity instead. If someone like him was in love, he'd destroy anything to make sure that person loved him.
Shinra: *exists and is willing to do exactly that*
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Anri: I can't cut Izaya Orihara! He'd be a selfish monster with Saika and would cause all kinds of chaos.
Takashi Nasujima: *was cut by Haruna Niekawa and therefore received Saika's power, and ended up being one of the biggest problems in the whole series*
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Celty: Shizuo, it's a good thing you weren't friends with Izaya. He would have just used you to get what he wanted.
Shizuo: *is used by Shinra to get what he wanted causes Celty's head to get cut off again*
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Masaomi: Mikado, don't you realize Izaya has just been using you this whole time?
Aoba: *appears to Mikado and uses him the entire time (albeit Mikado being perfectly aware of this)*
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Shizuo: Any time some random violent crap happens you're [Izaya] somehow involved.