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joesalw · 5 months

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I was just thinking about how when taylor swift started her career everybody said she can't sing and dance. And then she took offense on that but here we all are, nearly twenty years later, we're still saying the exact same things about her only difference is we can add that she really wasted her time and talent. The woman doesn't even know how to compete with herself but she has the audacity to compare herself to music greats such as michael jackson & the beatles because she broke some records that she coerced her fans to do.

Girlie really thought she was great when her only competition are Kim K & her siblings with their "billionaire" plastic surgeries. They really are on the exact same level, aren't they? I think it's just sad. And what a pity. Makes you kinda wish you had some of her money so you can help your family, others in need, go back to school to finish college and enjoy the course you've always wanted instead of listening to your parents who have to a clue what to do with their lives so they had to crash your dreams too. Sorry. I just feel sad for that woman, and angry that she made idiots of young fans when she could have done so much better.

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enchantedchocolatebars · 4 years

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Molly Headcanons!💖🕷️🕸️

Here are some Molly headcanons that I came up with!💖🕷️🕸️💖🕷️🕸️ I was planning on using them in a future roleplay blog if I still decide to create it. Enjoy!🙂

•When they were alive and human, Molly was the one who introduced Angel (Anthony) to drag.

• Molly had two closest best friends who were girls growing up. Those three were besties who were inseparable! Molly's glad she was able to meet and reunite with them in Hell! (When they saw each other in Hell for the first time, they did the classic high pitched girl squeal before running up to each other in a group hug, jumping up and down.)

•The Shop Til' You Drop Queen (both in life and in death)!

• Angel is her favorite brother, but don't tell Arackniss that.

• Molly and Henroin have a sorta Mabel Pines and Grunkle Stan dynamic / relationship.

• Keeps small candies like jelly beans, gummy bears, skittles, etc in her boobs and pulls them out whenever she needs a quick snack.

• Lives in a cute, pink vintage house! The inside is super girlified! She calls it The Dreamhouse 2!

• Likes to help Angel with his drag makeup.

• Babysits Fat Nuggets for Angel when he's at work.

• Loves throwing girly sleepovers at her place and invites Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, Mimzy, Velvet, and Stella (she's my best friend's oc)!

• When she was alive, she use to always brag about her "italiano tan" but really she always used fake tanner. She's naturally a fair, pale skinned girl.

• She mostly was used for espionage in the mob family, since she’s the most innocent looking. She always baked a nice, fresh batch of poisoned cookies for the rival gang.

• Her fav methods were and still are guns, knifes, and poison. She always thought that she deserved to have the biggest gun since she's the prettiest!

• A mixture of Star Butterfly, Mabel Pines, and Pinkie Pie!

• Fourth wall breaker!

• Barbie is her idol.

• You can find my headcanon voices for her "here".

•The jobs on her dream job list are: A real life italian princess, housewife, gummy bear enthusiast, unicorn tamer, a rave queen, a taste tester for foods like cake, candy, cookies, etc, a cute, undercover secret agent like those girls from the show "Totally Spies!", a media personality like Paris Hilton, and becoming an amazing woman who will shine like the stars (ya know, like Barbie!).

•When she shows her list to Arackniss, he blunty tells her that most of those aren't even "actual careers" or are "extremely unrealistic" but she doesn't listen lol. When she shows her list to Angel though she's glad that he at least supports her dreams and tells her that she can do anything she puts her mind to! After all, she's super smart! Henroin might not make a comment on the list at all cause he doesn't wanna get on Molly's bad side.

• Call her dumb and she'll go hardcore Bubbles on your ass. Ditzy is fine, BUT DUMB is a no no.

• Here's a little playlist I made for her:

💖Playlist💖

• Molly's Theme Song: Rob Mayth Barbie Girl (Single Edit)

• Caramella Girls - We Love To Party

• Rocket Candy

• That's What Girls Do

• Hilary Duff - Beat Of My Heart

• Caramella Girls - Candy Girl

• S3RL - BFF

• Slayyyter - Sweet 16

• 'Cause I'm a Blonde

• Kim Petras - I Don't Want It At All

• Barbie Life In The Dreamhouse Theme Song

• I Am A Girl Like You (Barbie As The Princess And The Pauper)

• Barbie Dreamhouse Adventures Theme Song (Everytime Molly would lip sync the Barbie songs, Arackniss would have the biggest, most annoyed frown on his face. The frown would grow even bigger if Angel decided to join in on the lip syncing singing.)

• Totally Spies Theme Song

• Smile.DK - Boys

• Pomplamoose - Bust Your Kneecaps

• Heidi Montag - Overdosin

• Blondie - Atomic

• Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

• Connie - Funky Little Beat

• Dean Martin - Mambo Italiano

• Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano

#hazbin hotel #hazbin #hh #molly #hazbin hotel molly #writing #my writing #🕷️#💖#🕸️

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