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#ANYway. back to RateMyFather
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"distant relative" i assume you are referring to my father?
#happy father's day everyone!
#mine was fucking terrible he received a C- rating at best
#and that is me being fucking GENEROUS with the grading rubric yeah
#anyway i love and respect anyone who feels the need to quietly publicly shame their negligent father figure on anonymous social media
#there should be a RateMyProfessor website but it's RateMyParents
#it would serve no possible practical purpose but it would be as potentially psychologically scalding as a ghost pepper and/or supernova so.
#do it
#.......that could actually be so interesting
#comparing and contrasting the reviews of siblings and half-siblings and step-siblings
#the differences in parental perception between the Black Sheep/Scapegoat and the Golden Child and the Middle Child and So On
#(on that note why are the two main idioms for being blacklisted in your own family both *livestock* related who laid that groundwork)
#ANYway. back to RateMyFather
#this one dad gets nine 5-star reviews and one absolutely SCATHING no-stars review
#which mathematically leaves him with a 4.5 rating BUT
#the main thing you are left wondering is how did one dad end up with TEN reviews that is in itself an Indictment
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