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calliopechild · 1 year

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It’s Sunday night and I’m living my best life by going ham on a box of Wheat Thins while ignoring my homework trawling through Etsy for LOTR things to put on my wishlist/buy myself eventually.

#why yes i DO need a shirt of the nazgul with a sword through his face that says 'girl power'#yes i DO need a 'PO-TA-TOES *boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew*' cutting board #AND a 'speak friend and enter' welcome mat AND a gorgeous handmade wooden clock with the hobbit mealtimes around the edge #'gee calli that's some nerd-ass shit' you're damn right it is!#i'm a grown-ass woman and my money is mine to give to whom i will #life's too short not to buy dorky fandom stuff that makes your brain happy #also it's a great way to screen for plebs who a. have never seen lotr or b. are too boring to wear fun shirts #i am cringe but i am free

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