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#ALSO THE FACT THEY CUT OUT THE FULL KISS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
gay-idi0t · 2 years
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Can't wait until we get one of these but instead it's Byler when it becomes canon is season 5
also they cut out the full kiss (yknow the one where mike has his eyes open) when el tells mike she loves him lmaooooooo😭😭😭
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in-som-niyah · 23 days
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hi!! i’m literally so obsessed with your work i’ve been scrolling your profile all day 😭😭 i was wondering if you could write something about jason x fem!reader getting married? mostly fluff but ill never say no to some good smut
a/n: "i’m literally so obsessed with your work i’ve been scrolling your profile all day" WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNNN STOP UR GONNA MAKE ME CRY THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME HELLO??? like wdym u like my work so much u spend so much time on my blog i love u gimme kiss
anyway this prompt is *chefs kiss* bc we all know Big Bad Jason Todd™ is such a loverboy softie but most of all he loves hard.
I think that before he met you he never thought that he would be so enamoured with someone who also feels the same way about him at the same time, that also wants to marry him??? He thinks he's too flawed and violent and abrasive for someone to even like being around him. So marrying him??? haha you're funny.
But after YEARS (yes, it takes him years of a committed relationship with you to fully trust that you actually like being with him for an extended period of time, let alone forever) of handling his emotions, outbursts and injuries with grace while still giving him a whack at the back of his head when he's being stupid, he considers marrying you.
Remember, Jason Todd is fucking scared himself, and he doesn't want to scare you off with a ring that literally promises forever with him. Though he loves you, he wants you to be happy in the end. Will you be happy with him in the end?
It takes a lot of mental and emotional strength to overcome these fears that swirl around his head.
When he does get over it though, he's so attentive yet sneaky when picking your ring. There's a luxury jewellery store on the way to your favourite clothing store at the mall, and he literally takes you to the whole mall just to pass by the store. He always looks to see what your eyes catch, what you like and don't like. Doesn't matter if he ends up spending hundreds since you're at the mall so much, he'll do it just to make sure he gets exactly what you want.
Jason also uses his extensive detective training to find out what cut and stone you want on the ring. He's ok with diamonds, but would want something more unique and personal for his love. He wants something that always reflects you, no matter the occasion.
Side note: once the ring comes he would definitely put together a photo album of pics he took of the ring in plain sight while you're completely oblivious just for shits and giggles
Finally, when it's time to pop the question, he doesn't do flashy and big productions with lights and letters and petals and stuff.
He would be dancing in the kitchen with you on a lazy Saturday, eating pancakes and bacon and when the song ends just casually asks "if I were to ask you, would you marry me?" Now he looks collected as he lovingly smiles down at you but is actually shitting himself until you say that you would in fact marry him if he asked. Then he reaches into his back pocket and pulls out the most perfect, detailed, gorgeous ring you could ever ask for while properly asking you to marry him. Cue the waterworks (from both of you) and the celebratory make-out sesh.
Y'all definitely fucking the night of the proposal though
I feel like it would be realllllly possessive since yk you literally belong to him now
"tell me who this pussy belongs to, pretty girl" Knowing full well you can't answer because your eyes have already rolled back mid-stroke and you're babbling incoherently. It does, however, put a smug ass smirk on his face.
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a/n pt2 bc i can't shut up: i hope u like it!!! i wasn't in the mood to write anything smutty but idk im in my soft era for jason i just want his stoic self to love me :(((((
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d0youc0py · 10 months
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Prompt: no way… you’re actually jealous?
He was a man of many emotions. Yet he was also a man of self restraint- only letting himself fly off the handle when he felt it was necessary.
All of that flew out of the window with you.
Was this a necessary time? Absolutely not. In fact it was admittedly childish and embarrassing that he felt such angst rising in his chest.
It was time for the weekly Price family dinner. His older siblings Phoebe and Frank, his younger brother Ralph and of course his parents- Mr. and Mrs. Price all drove an exhausting ten minutes to your house for dinner. Normally he didn’t mind having his family close by especially while he was away, but right now he was one more wine pour away from kicking all of them to the curb.
He had just gotten back this morning from a month long mission and he still hadn’t gotten his you fix. The two of you should be curled up, you mumbling about all the things you did while he was away against his skin. God he could practically smell your shampoo. He wanted your cold hands to crawl up under his shirt searching for the warmth you’ve been denied for far too long.
Instead he was pressed against the firm wood of the dining room chair watching as your attention was constantly being caught by different stories. Something about Phoebe’s car, Frank’s kid is doing shite in school, and Ralph discovered he quite likes golf. He didn’t have the mental power to keep up, his ears only perking up when he heard you speak.
His arm was draped over the back of your chair and it took every ounce of strength to not tug you closer. He couldn’t stop his fingers from reaching out and brushing your cheek though. He almost purred when your soft skin tickled his fingers. Your eyes flickered up sending him a soft sleepy smile.
That’s all it took.
“Goodnight everyone.” John nearly demanded standing up abruptly. The conversation halted everyone looking at you for confirmation that they were really getting kicked out of your house. You looked up at your husband with wide eyes before sending a sheepish smile to your family.
“Johnathan?” His mother questioned. You always giggled when she used his full name.
“I’m tired, alright? I’ll buy us all dinner next week, yeah? For cutting this one short.” That seemed to satisfy them enough. Each of them gave you a kiss goodbye- sending him a glare in the process. “I’ll clean up, love.” He insisted taking the dishware out of your hands.
“It’ll go faster if we both do it.” You yawned pecking his cheek. “You alright? You were quiet all night. Still have some battle skits?” You hummed, causing a small chuckle to escape him. He was always skittish a few days after a mission- understandably- so you had affectionately named it battle skits.
“I missed you.” He whispered. You didn’t know if you wanted to giggle like a child or cry.
“Oh, John.” You sighed, waving him off. You tucked yourself under his arm and he reciprocated by holding you tight against him.
“Everyone was hogging you.” He grunted, inhaling your scent. “Didn’t get enough time with you before the circus rolled in.”
“Someone’s jealous.” You teased, wrapping your arms around his neck. The Captain never got jealous. He was fiercely protective, but he loved to show you off- always being so proud of you.
“Yeah.” He agreed, making your mouth to fall open. His brows furrowed at your reaction. “What?”
“No way! You’re actually jealous?” You sputtered. A cheeky grin spread across his face and he quickly captured you in a kiss.
“Don’t get cocky on me now sweetheart.”
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Prompt: do you ever ask why I get this way? Maybe it’s because- Y’know what, nevermind
You hadn’t meant for things to escalate to this level. You had noticed he was a little jealous after your office party, a few of your coworkers getting a little mouthy from the drinks. You thought it was funny. Your devastatingly attractive boyfriend flushed in the face at the thought of someone like your dim witted coworkers having a shot with you.
“Si, you’re powering down again.” You sighed, tracing over his knuckles. He looked around the almost empty tram, his body pointed away from you. “You still upset?” You hummed, resting your chin on his shoulder. “You know they were just being aholes.”
“But they felt comfortable enough around you to do it.” He snarled. The warmth left your body and you pulled yourself away from his shaky form.
“What do you mean by that? You’re blaming me for the way they were acting?” You moved to the edge of your seat so you could face him.
“Have you ever asked yourself why I get this way? Maybe it’s because”- he cut himself off when he heard your breath hitch. He knew that if he caught sight of those teary eyes he would never say what he wanted to say. You sniffled. “Nevermind.” He grumbled, rubbing his jaw.
“No.” You pressed. “You obviously have something on your mind so say it.”
“Y/N-”
“Simon.”
Using your formal names made both of you sick. You were always sweetheart and he was always Si.
“You have a habit of being overly friendly.” He stated finally. His eyes were trained on the aisle.
“Overly friendly?” You emphasized. He shut his eyes tightly, but slowly nodded his head, agreeing. A light chuckle left you. It wasn’t one of humor, but one of utter shock. Shock that this was even a conversation. “Well not everyone finds a smile as offensive as you do, Simon.” You growled slouching back in your seat.
He didn’t say anything.
Without warning you stood up at the next stop, brushing past him.
“Y/N.” He huffed. His heart pinched at the way you so coldly moved away from him. “Y/N.” He repeated, following you down the aisle.
“I want to be alone.” You didn’t mean for your voice to hit the level it did. People on the tram peered up at you from their phones. Without waiting for a response you hopped off the tram.
He followed.
“I want to be alone.” You affirmed. He slowed his footsteps, but kept you in reach. His towering frame lurked over you like a rain cloud. You turned abruptly on your heels.
“Not lettin’ you walk home by yourself.” He explained.
“I want to be alone.” You growled.
“Well I don’t want anything to happen to you.” He growled back. Only Simon could pull off aggressive affection. “You can be alone a few paces ahead of me.” He nodded his head forward.
“Fuck you, Simon.” You hissed. The way his face fell made you freeze. “I’m sorry.” You said quickly. He waved you off.
“I deserve that.”
“No you don’t.” You insisted. “You hurt my feelings but I shouldn’t have spoken to you that way.”
“Fuck off Y/N.” He teased airily. “I don’t know why I snap like that.” He admitted, shoving his hands in his front pockets.
“You don’t trust me.” You stated. He disagreed with you.
“I think it’s other people I don’t trust. I mean what if I wasn’t there tonight, yeah?” He questioned, his face curling. You hadn’t thought about that. Your co workers were so free with their flirting even with Simon there.
“I understand that.” You sighed, bringing a hand up to rub your headache away. His hand reached up wrapping around your wrist, giving it a soft squeeze.
“I shouldn’t have blamed you sweetheart, I’m sorry.” He molten eyes were nothing but sincere. Your bottom lip jutted out slightly at his apology, and you moved forward wrapping your arms around his middle. Usually public affection embarrassed him, but the way his body craved you outweighed any embarrassment he felt. Plus he obviously needed to do a better job at showing people who you belong to.
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Prompt: What is your problem?
He had no right to feel this way. Yet his stomach was burning so hot the steam was clouding his judgement.
He thought he had made it clear. His silent claim on you since the very moment you had stepped foot on base. He knew it was a horrible and outdated way of thinking, yet the way your eyes sparkled when you met him for the first time- or the way your hand fit so perfectly in his when you introduced yourself was all the proof he needed to justify his feelings.
Obviously the new recruits didn’t get the memo. Being the nicest person on the Task Force caused everyone to flock to you if they needed something making you build relationships fast.
Too fast.
They didn’t know you well enough to wrap an arm around your shoulder, or put a hand on your waist to move past you. They definitely didn’t know you well enough to make you laugh so hard. The huff and grumbles that escaped him gave the rest of the team so much free entertainment, their eyes darting between you and the nearly seething man like it was some kind of soap opera.
“Think we should get the hose ready?” Soap snickered, taking in Gaz’s flushed appearance. Ghost hushed him, something inside him telling him Gaz was about to snap- and he wasn’t going to miss it.
The bomb finally went off when someone’s hand extended towards you in a fit of laughter, their palms spreading wide across your arm. “That’s not fucking happening.” He spat. Gaz’s chair flung back and if it wasn’t for Price it would’ve screeched against the floor.
“What is your problem?” They gasped, his broad strides quickly catching everyones attention.
“Didn’t anyone ever tell you to keep your bloody hands to yourself?” Kyle snarled. Going against his own words he wrapped an arm around you, practically dragging you back to the teams table. “Kindergarten drop outs.” He huffed, holding out a chair for you to sit in, pushing it in for you. Even in his anger he always managed to be a gentleman.
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Prompt: woah, where are we going?
He had sucked down three shots trying his hardest not to loose his cool. He knew he was reactive and the last thing he wanted to do was say something to hurt or embarrass you. Yet no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t push down those feelings. The feeling of jealousy that he couldn’t be the man you obviously wanted. He watched as your pretty eyes sparkled at the other guests of the dinner party he had begged to come to. He should’ve stayed home. He remembers the look on your face when he basically invited himself.
“Jo, I don’t think you’ll like these people.” You winced, giving his hand a squeeze.
You were right.
He didn’t like these people in the slightest. They absorbed all your attention and made him feel like a brute. He had lost track of the conversation when it turned over to politics, even though he probably knew more about what goes on in the world than anyone sitting at that table.
Once dinner was finally over everyone was invited into the living area for tea- how formal. You had turned to him in that moment ready to tease him about what type of tea he was going to choke down, but his hardened face stopped you. He had never been the best at hiding his feelings and you resisted the urge to lean over and kiss him so hard he would have no choice but to smile.
“Actually Johnny and I have plans after this.” You offered a polite smile. His ears perked up, looking at you like a savior.
“That’s too bad.” Your friend sighed giving you a quick hug goodbye. You repressed a giggle when you heard Johnny growl after someone had kissed you on the cheek as a farewell.
“Dinner was lovely.” You smiled over your shoulder, heading out the door. Johnny grabbed your coats sending a quiet thank you their way.
“Thank you.” You whispered, as Johnny wrapped your coat around you.
“No, thank you.” He huffed, tugging you against his side. You wrapped an arm around his waist your other hand tangling itself with his as you walked down the dim streets.
“Woah.” He gasped, when you began pulling him past the car. “Where are we going?”
“I could tell you were upset.” You hummed, your footsteps naturally syncing with his. His nose scrunched.
“Sorry”-
“You don’t need to apologize Jo.” You assured, pressing yourself closer. He gave your hand a squeeze.
“I didn’t have anything to add to the conversation. Felt like I was a wee one listening to my parents talk about shite I couldn’t understand.” He sighed. “I’m not daft.”
“I know.” You said quickly. “They’re all just repeating things they’ve seen on TikTok anyways. Doubt any of it was original.”
“You enjoyed it though?” He half asked. You looked up at him with curious eyes.
“I had a good time tonight if that’s what you’re asking.” You said. His baby blue eyes searched around your face like you had the words he was looking for written on it.
“No. I mean you wish you had someone to talk like that with more?” He said slowly. Your face fell in realization.
“You mean, do I wish you talked like that? No Tavish.” You smiled at him. “Plus you’re talking like we haven’t had deep conversations. You know more about me than anyone- and I’ve told you things I’ve never told anyone. That’s worth more than anything.”
He pepped up, his shoulders broadening once again.
“You don’t mind that I can’t quote poems off the top of my head?” He questioned, raising a playful brow at you.
You rolled your eyes, nodding your head in a agreement.
“You never told me where we’re going.” He reminded.
“I know you Jo and I also know a salad is not going to keep you full.” You snickered patting at his stomach.
“It was hell tryin to choke that things down.”
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strniohoeee · 6 months
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Cutting Dead
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Pairing: Chris Sturniolo X Female Reader, cute imagine could be suggestive at parts😚
Synopsis: Y/N was getting ready for a date when some unexpected things decided to happen👤
Warnings⚠️: None really if I’m being honest, could be suggestive at parts, but nothing crazy☺️
Song for the imagine: Heartbreaker- Justin Bieber
I had stood over the triplets house last night because I had been asked out on a date by a guy I really liked. I haven’t been in the dating scene for the last year because I was constantly being disappointed by every single guy. But when I put myself out there again I ran into Chance. He was so sweet and funny and not a creep, Nick saw how head over heels I was for this guy, and wanted me to spend the night so I could get ready, and express my excitement with him.
“Y/N I’m so fucking happy for you! You deserve a good guy” Nick said jumping on the bed next to me
“Nick I’m so fucking happy like hes so nice to me, and he was the one who asked me on the date, and planned it all” I said smiling and blushing like a schoolgirl
“A guy who actually took initiative?? This we love!! Oh my god we have to make you look even more hot than you do tomorrow”Nick said clapping his hands together
“I brought so many outfit options! Like this guy is really making me think about my appearance” I told Nick
“Finally! You were starting to give Adam Sandler core I was getting scared” He said laughing at me
“Oh you fucking dick! Shut up” I said throwing my pillow at him
That night we stood up pretty late just laughing and talking about how excited I was. We went to bed at 3am, and we woke up at 9 because my date was at 12, and Chance was coming to pick me up.
I decided to start getting ready at 10, I showered and washed my hair. After stepping out I did my skincare, put lotion on, and put pajamas on so I could do my hair.
I decided on a blowout, and once that was done I started my makeup. I loved a full beat of makeup. It made me feel even more powerful with my thick lashes, and my brown lip liner.
As I was doing my makeup and hair Nick was chatting with me asking me all types of questions
“Do you think he’s a catfish?” He asked laughing
“Nick we’ve FaceTimed before…OBVIOUSLY NOT” I told him laughing
“Mmm true! Do you think he’s actually 6 foot” he also asked
“Uhhh…I actually never gave that a thought” I said as I applied my blush and highlighter
“Ouuu are you gonna kiss him” he asked wiggling his brows
“Weirdo….maybe if the vibes right” I said as I set my makeup with some spray
“Omgggg yall gonna fuck on the first date?” He asked me, and both Chris and Matt had walked into the room the same time as he was asking this question
“Who we fuckin” Matt said laughing as he went to sit on Nicks bed
“Nobody. And no Nick I’m def not fucking on a first date” I said as i was putting glue on my lashes
“Why not? It’s fun” Nick said as he pushed Chris out the way of laying in his spot
“Ummm because I’m looking for someone who doesn’t just want to fuck. I want real love” I told him as I started to stick my lashes on
“That Jada and Will love” Chris said laughing
“Given the fact that they hate each other I’m not too sure, but uhh something along those lines” I said laughing
“Ouuu that Morticia and Gomez love” Matt said nodding his head
“Oh yes!” I said looking at him through the mirror
I had finished applying my lip liner and gloss, and was ready to put on my outfit
“Okay guys I need opinions on the outfit let me go change” I said as i ran into nicks bathroom and put my outfit on
I was wearing medium/dark wash mid rise jeans that were flared at the bottom, and hugged me in all the right places. Actually hugged me a little too tight as I gained some weight and now they were extra tight on my ass and thighs. Then I put on my fitted hot pink shirt that said I Love Men, but the N was scratched out so basically I love me. And then for shoes I decided on these cute felt hot pink wedge sandals. The whole vibes was giving Bratz doll, and to top it off I put clear Y2K glasses on my head. I felt hot and powerful.
I stepped out of the bathroom.
“Sooo what do we think” I said as I gave them a spin
“You look sooo hot” Nick said snapping his fingers
“You look great” Matt said giving me a thumbs up
“Spin one more time” Chris said rubbing his chin like he was wondering
So I did another spin for them
“Your ass looks fat asf, he’ll def be drooling” Chris said nonchalantly
“Chris don’t be weird” Matt said smacking his younger brother
“I appreciate it…even though that is weird. I’ll take it” I said giving him a weird stare
“WHAT I’m stating the obvious” Chris said putting his hand up in defense
“Okay even though Chris is a creep your ass is fat” Nick said
“Okay enough about my ass” I said laughing and going to grab my phone. The time read 11:58am
“Omggg guys it’s almost timeeee” I said in a sing song way
“Has he texted you?” Nick asked
“Mm not since 11:30” I said grabbing my purse and putting my lipliner and lipgloss in it
“I figured he’s driving” I said as I sprayed myself with perfume, and getting ready to walk down to the living room to wait for Chance
We had all gone downstairs, and Chris decided to go shower while Matt and Nick sat on the couch with me as we chatted. I hadn’t realized how long we were chatting for until I looked down at my phone, and saw the time said 12:15pm…..hm weird
I decided to shoot Chance a text
-heyyy! Hope traffic isn’t too bad. What’s your ETA?☺️
5 minutes had gone by with no response
“Did he answer?” Matt asked
“No, but he was working the 5AM shift, and sometimes they don’t get off till 12:30-1, so maybe he’ll text me” I told them, and to this they nodded their head
By now it was 12:55pm and I still haven't gotten a response. I was slightly worried that he was standing me up, or he might’ve gotten into an accident, so I decided to call him. No answer
“I’m not sure why he isn’t picking up. At 11:30 he literally said he couldn’t wait to see me soon” I told Nick and Matt
“Call him again” Nick said
So I called two more times, and no response. In fact , it went straight to voicemail. I was really starting to think he stood me up, when all of a sudden my phone pinged with a text message
Chance🦕
I’m sorry, but I can’t do this any more. I didn’t mean to lead you on. You’re a cool girl, and I really like you, but I was really hoping our relationship was just friends with benefits. I’m not looking to commit to anyone right now :)
My jaw fucking dropped, and at this point Chris came into the living room
“What’s going on?” He asked as he sat down on the couch
“Uhhh he stood me up” I said still blinking down at my phone in utter shock
“He did what?” Nick asked
“Yeah… he said I’m sorry, but I can’t do this any more. I didn’t mean to lead you on. You’re a cool girl, and I really like you, but I was really hoping our relationship was just friends with benefits. I’m not looking to commit to anyone right now” I told them as I was reading the message out loud
“Are you joking right now” Nick said grabbing my phone to read the message himself
“After a year of not seeing anyone. I finally find a guy who I thought was so sweet and kind, and it turns out he’s just like the rest” I said taking a deep breath and rolling my eyes
“Oh what a fucking dick” Nick said handing my phone back to me, and I grabbed it closing out the message. Not even bothering to respond to him
“I got all dolled up for a fucking loser” I said taking my shoes off
“Hey! You don’t need him. There’s plenty of other guys out there who would kill to be with you” Matt said, giving me a reassuring smile.
“Yeah I know, but I was really starting to like the kid” I said rolling my eyes
“Y/N fuck himmm you’re so hot! You could literally have anyone you want. Literally go out right now, and watch all the guys drop to their knees begging for you” Nick said, and I smiled at this
“Ehh it’s fine I’m going to wash my face and change my clothes. So I can eat my feelings and bask in my self pity” I said standing up
“No. Let me take you out” Chris said as he stood up
“Take me out?” I said looking at him as I put my shoes back down
“Yeah, let's go out on the town, maybe the mall, and whatnot. You look too nice not to go out come on” he said grabbing the keys
“Oh okay” I said as I put my shoes back on and grabbed my purse
“Have funnnnn” Nick said as he gave a small smirk to Matt
I had driven us to the mall to go walk around and shop. As we were walking around I was getting nothing but stares from every guy I passed.
“See! Too pretty to not go out. Every guy is staring at you” Chris said as we walked into another store
“Thanks Chris. You’re making me feel better about getting stood up” I said laughing a little bit
“Ehh fuck that loser we can have more fun together” he said giving my arm a nudge
After we left the mall, we decided on grabbing some dinner, and then he took me to the pier to walk the boardwalk and look at the night sky and the waves crashing on the shore.
While on the boardwalk Chris and I stopped for ice cream, and decided to sit down to eat them
“I really appreciate you doing this for me. I haven’t thought of chance since we left the house” I said looking over at him
“I’m glad. There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do to put a smile on your face” he said looking up at me
I just smiled, and he turned to continue eating his ice cream. I was looking at him in admiration. And only then did it hit me that I might’ve liked Chris. I mean he was always there for me, my biggest hype man, and we were inseparable when we were together. I was so scared of coming to realization with this, because I felt that he wouldn’t like me, and I struggled with rejection. So I pushed all those feelings to the back of my mind, but they never truly went away. Every guy I ever spoke and went on dates with had all reminded me of Chris, but they weren’t him. I either broke things off with them, or they ghosted me, and I was hurt, but I think I was more hurt at the fact I couldn’t come to terms with my adoration for Chris. It hurt that every guy I dated just wasn’t him.
I broke away from staring at him, and began to speak
“We should take some photos” I said, and as he was finishing his ice cream he agreed
Chris was my biggest hype man. Every photo he took always came with a comment “oh yes!” “Oh my god you ass looks so good like that, hold it!” “Eating these bitches uppp” he said and that made me laugh, as I laughed he snapped another photo.
“Ew Chris I hate my smile, why would you take that” I said walking over to him to look at the photo
“No Y/N, you look beautiful just standing there laughing, and in raw emotions. This is my favorite photo of you” he said as he looked at the photo with a smile on his face
“Whatever you say” I said blushing and trying to not sound excited
“Okay your turn” I said to him as I grabbed my phone from him and pushed him away
Chris was posing like a model. “Okayyyy fucking it up” I said as I took more photos. “It’s giving bad bitchhh” I said and he gave me the middle finger the same time I snapped the photo
“Oh Chris this might be the hottest photo of you” I told him as I showed him
“Ouuu you think I’m hot?” He said smirking at me
“Yeah…who doesn’t” I said rolling my eyes
He just stared at me and laughed. After a few more photos we decided to head back to the car, and chat some more.
“You know something” Chris said looking at me, and I looked back giving him a puzzled face
“I really fucking like you” he said looking into my eyes. This made me really nervous, and I just looked down and started to blush
“I have liked you for so long, and the fact that I didn’t come clean sooner is killing me” he said
“Chris…I like you too, and I’m upset I didn’t come to you sooner either. I looked for you in every guy I dated, and it hurt that they just weren’t you” I told him
“Nobodies like me” he said looking down at my lips
“Yeah I’ve realized that now” I said laughing a little bit
“Kiss me” he said, licking his lip, and so I did. I leaned in and smashed our lips together. We had a small makeout session before we both pulled away
“Omg Chris I got lipgloss all over you” I said laughing and covering my mouth
“That’s hot” he said looking into the mirror
I just smacked his chest and blushed
“How about we take a picture for that loser and send it to him” Chris said smirking at me, and to this I agreed
He took my phone and leaned into me as I leaned into him for yet another kiss, and he snapped the photo.
“Oh he’s gonna be maddd” Chris said laughing
I leaned over to see what he was doing, and he snaked his hand around me grabbing my ass and giving it a firm grab
“I meant it when I said your ass is so fat in these” he said biting his lip
“Chrissss stop” I said whining
“Keep wearing jeans like this, and I swear I’ll cum in my pants” he said licking his lips, and I looked at him before giving him another kiss and moving down to his neck
He moaned lightly, and then stopped me
“We have plenty of time for that, but for now let’s send these pics to him” He said giving me a quick peck on the lips
Chris opened up the message app and clicked on Chance name before sending him the photo
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-fuck you :)
Chris typed, and then sent another photo. It was the photo of him with his middle finger up
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“Omgg Chris he’s going to be sooo mad” I said laughing
“Yeah fuck him, but for now I get to kiss up on and love my beautiful girl” he said as he kissed me once more
After that we drove back to the house, and as we were walking into the house he kept grabbing and smacking my ass. Even as I walked up the stairs in front of him
“Chris stop” I said in a whisper as we both laughed
“I see you two had fun” Nick said as him and Matt were still on the couch
“Yeah we did” I said to them as I put my purse down and slipped my shoes off
“Oh Chris for sure had fun” Matt said laughing at him, and it was only then I realized my lip gloss and lip liner was still all over his face
“Fuck yeah I did, I was all up in there” he said
“CHRIS STOP IT” I said smacking him
“Don’t tell me…” Nick said with wide eyes
“No we didn’t fuck” I said laughing
“Omg okay I was going to say please don’t say anything I dont want to throw up” he responded
We all just laughed, and as I went to walk to the kitchen Chris smacked my ass again
“CHRIS PLEASE” I said as I turned around blushing
“Yall please don’t be gettin it on infront of us” Nick said covering his eyes
“Never” Chris said as he grabbed a handful of my ass, and started to lead me down to his room
“We’ll see yall tomorrow” Chris said as we walked downstairs
“PLEASE NO FUCKING” Nick and Matt yelled in disgust
“SHUT UPP” we both yelled back and laughed
Chris and I spent the rest of the night laughing and watching videos together. Occasionally making out, but other than that we called it a night at 11, and fell asleep snuggled into one another.
Tehee hope you guys liked this one😚😚
-J💅🏽
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flwrkisses · 4 months
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boyfriend! sunoo.
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idk if you guys know this but i love sunoo with my whole heart so writing this made me so so sooo happy :)
request: sunoo bf canons? 💐 - @smouches !!
genre: fluff. established relationship. headcannon.
warnings: mentions of arguments, skinship and kissing.
❀˖° heeseung jay jake sunghoon sunoo jungwon ni-ki ..
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- sunoo is the definition of friends to lovers. he's so just so out going and he loves to talk to people that, he would automatically become your friend first. even if thst wasn't his original intention.
- he spends so much time with you, accompanying you everywhere. and frankly just loves the fact that you trust him in the way you do. so when he randomly confesses his feelings over coffee. you have no idea how to react.
- at first he was confident but your hesitation to respond made him a bit nervous. he would hate to lose a friend over something like this. however, when you confessed back he couldn't help but smile.
- something he always does, is bring you snacks or sweet treats. he always picks something up before seeing you incase you havent eaten or have a craving.
- he's just so unbelievably caring. he'd always put your comfort over his. and makes an effort to write down things like your favorite foods, colors, flavors, scents. in order to get you things or make sure you're comfortable at all times.
- one thing he loves to do is spoil you, if you go shopping with him he wouldn't let you touch your wallet even once. everything is on him.
- while on the topic of shopping dates, sunoo loves shopping with you because you can both give eachother honest opinions on items. he trusts your judgement 100% just like you trust his.
- even if he says couple items are a little cheesy, he would go out and happily buy matching couple outfits or try to cordinate his outfit with yours before going on dates.
- you guys would 100% have matching earbud cases. and it would be the cutest thing. he might even convince you to get matching phone cases too.
- his love language is sharing his food. he also expects you to share as well. it's a two way street in his eyes. to the point where he probably wouldn't even ask before taking a bite. he argues that you guys are partners and partners share everything.
- sometimes you both go out on snack dates where you go to the local convience store and pick out snacks you've never heard of before and try them together. it always makes him laugh when you make a funny face and he knows the snack isnt good.
- you must praise him. he loves hearing pretty things about himself it makes him feel so loved. bonus points if each compliment is said between kisses. he might get a little shy inbetween but seeing him blush is so worth it.
- he lets you squish his cheeks, something only reserved for you. especially if you're gonna call him cute while doing it. he lives for it.
- sunoo loves nights where you both just stay in and play a cheesy movie in the background just to gossip over each other's friends. he listens to all your tea and even gives his own opinions on it. even if he's never met the people you're talking about he's interested in the story you're telling and their situation.
- sometimes he begs you to let him do your make up, he watched a couple tiktoks and swears he knows what he's doing.
- the same goes for cutting your hair, sunoo actually really likes styling and cutting hair so if you let him he'd cut your bangs for you after they've grown out a bit too much. its one of the ways he shows he loves you, he's not bad at it at all.
- he also takes the best pictures of you, his camera roll is full of cute pictures of you they almost out number his own selfies.
- you share clothes with eachother. just like before he claims "partners share everything." so one day you could be wearing his sweater and another day he's wearing one of your oversized shirts. might as well just share a closet at that point.
- when ever you're upset or not doing well, he makes it his mission to make you feel better. no matter what. bringing you snacks, making cute faces, sending you heartfelt messages, just simply loving you so much he knows you wouldn't be able to resist a smile.
- he gets so cutely clingy and is not ashamed to tell you when he just wants to lay and cuddle with you all day.
- the words "i love you." would slip out of his mouth so easily. he would probably be the first one to say it, however it would somewhat bother him if you didn't say it back.
- he's not exactly extemely jealous or possessive but, he knows how to set proper boundaries. he's okay with most things however, would prefer you have a conversation with him first to see how you both feel about what ever situation you might get into with someone else like a friend or stranger.
- expect sunoo to say things like "would you still love me if i was a worm?" and he would be dramatic if you said no.
- your phone is never safe. sometimes he grabs your phone and downloads the same game he has on your phone just so he can help himself out with your account. because of this he teaches you how to play his mobile games and you guys end up playing together all the time.
- as expected mint choco dates. he says he wants someone who likes mint choco but he also lowkey realized that if you don't like mint choco it means he doesnt have to share his ice cream. so it works either way.
- if anyone were to ask him what the best part of his days are. it's being able to unwind with you at the end of the day. when you both are doing your skin care in the bathroom and wearing cute head bands. just overall relaxing and getting ready for bed. he loves it.
- he would probably beg for you to let him do your skincare sometimes. sunoo would also be so excited to show you the new skin care he bought and wants you to try it right away.
- you'll unforunately be the victim of the sassy man apocalypse. this man is saaaaasssy and he would expect to get his way in the end 100% no matter what.
- fights are rare considering sunoo would prefer to be with someone similar to him. he talks a lot and enjoys having conversations so if theres any disagreements or misunderstandings he would simply talk it out with you.
- he also enjoys laying in bed and talking all night with you. one time you guys talked for a really long time about so many different things. that the sun came up and surprised you both.
- expect texts from him all the time! he loves texting and probably connects with you the most through text. he asks you how your day is, what you're up to. he also sends you lots of selfies.
- while on tour he whines about missing you a lot especially when something doesnt go his way or he's being beyond pouty. it gets to the point where the others call you and tell you that your boyfriend's pouting again.
- surpisingly, you are the only person aloud to play with uis hair. he only lets you put pig tails in it or add clips or even losely braid his short hair. he loves the feeling of your hands in his hair.
- if you're someone who is shyer or just more quiet. he would speak for you in public because he knows you don't like it. like when you're ordering food or asking for something st a store. he does it for you to make sure you're comfortable.
- because of his pre existing lung problems he does fall ill very often and you're always there to help him. he feels like a burden and most times apologizes to you for it however, you always comfort him and tell him not to speak of himself that way. you're a partnership meaning you're there for eachother regardless. and he lives by that.
- you get this warm feeling when ever he's around. even if he's not physically next to you, hearing him in the kitchen singing a random song or hearing his laugh from the living room makes the space so warm.
- both of you value laughing and not being too serious in your relationship. so the vibes are always perfect even if theres slight teasing.
- sunoo would assign you an animal so everytime he sees that animal, or a plush/toy of that animal he thinks of you. it's created a bit of a problem because now he has a collection of that animal in the corner of his room and no one would understand why except for you.
- communication between you guys is so effortlessly well. you both understand eachother and seem to always be on the same level. it's gotten to the point where you guys can communicate with looks. no words needed.
- overall, the relationship is very sweet. sunoo is such a caring and loving boyfriend. don't we all wish to have a sunoo? sigh.
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romancingstars · 2 months
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So hold me down and never let me go.
rockstar!bassist!remus lupin x reader
warnings: established relationship , heavy flirting , kissing , living together , remus being a huge tease
to all you Remus Lupin super fans you’re probably thinking: ‘Hey! This looks familiar?’ and you’d be right! this is a repost, i’ve moved accounts and i want everything i’m proud of in the same place. so, i hope you enjoy reading, or perhaps rereading this little drabble.
960 words or smthn
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“Cute skirt.” Rem complimented, leaning on the kitchen counter. You rolled your eyes in response, walking towards him. “Seriously, love, looks dead nice. Is it new?” he said, looking you up and down. He had done that a couple of times, however you decided not to comment on it. It was best not to feed the fire.
“It is new, got it the other day. With, uh, what’s your little wizard friend called. The one with funky hair.”
“Marlene? And it’s very rockstar girlfriend.”
“Yes, Marlene. She’s lovely. Also, you’re not a rockstar, Rem. You’re getting full of yourself.” you replied, sarcastically. As you giggled, he gave you a look of feigned offence.
“I’m the bassist in a rock band, dove, I am the definition of a rockstar.” he said, once again looking you up and down. You were struggling to resist the temptation of basking in his gaze. If you were religious, Remus Lupin would be the devil.
“You haven’t quite mastered the ‘star’ bit yet.” you joked, attempting to get your revenge. See, Remus always seemed to have the upper hand, when it came to you. He knew exactly what to do and what to say, when it came to you. So, it was a rare luxury to have something to hold over him.
“Ahaha. How many copies did our album sell?” he asked, raising an eyebrow at you.
“Three?” you responded. Looking up at him innocently, it was taking a lot not to burst into a fit of laughter.
“Fuck off.” he stated, shaking his head. Even though he was faking annoyance at your comments, it didn’t take long for Remus to gravitate towards you. He moved away from the counter he was leaning on and towards the sink, where his mission began. Not paying attention, you started work on making cups of tea for the two of you. You had only just finished filling the kettle, when he decided this was the perfect opportunity to snake his arms around your waist and rest his head in the crook of your neck.
“Hiya, Rem.” you whispered, giggling quietly to yourself. You tried to continue with your rather mundane task but, you knew you’d succumb to his enticement - eventually.
“Hiya, love. You’re ignoring me.” he mumbled into your neck. Feeling his warm breath, the hairs beneath his touch stood up on end. You were almost certain you would never get used to Remus acting like this.
“Am not! Let me finish what I’m doing for once, pleasee.“ you complained with frustration thick in your voice. All your efforts were futile -which you had previously predicted- as Remus dropped his hands to your hips and spun you round. Now you were face to face (what was as close as you could get to face to face) you couldn’t deny him anything. Remus was so very tall; it was impossible not to look up to him. His honey brown eyes were burning into your soul and the sensation was irresistible. Melting like putty in his touch, you were completely compliant to his every wish and desire. For the most part anyway, but if he wanted you to jump off of a bridge you’d probably have to think about it.
“There we go. C’mon you’ve been out all week, missed you.” he whined back. You found it a little funny how someone so desperate could have such a tough exterior, but decided now wasn’t the right time to comment on it.
“I’ve seen you every day, Rem, we live togeth-.”
“It’s not enough.” he cut you off, not maliciously. Even if it were, any malicious intent would be cancelled out by the sweetest action that followed. Your lips met. Soft, sweet and somewhat addictive. Far better than any ex, that was for sure. In fact, Remus was far better than anyone else you’d ever met. He moved in sync with you. One scarred hand gripped your hips and the other crept up to the side of your head, burying itself to your hair. Your own attached themselves to his sandy brown locks, tugging lightly at the strands. Feeling like your mind was about to explode, his kisses would always send your emotions into overdrive. You simply couldn’t contain yourself with him and that’s exactly what he wanted.
Breathe. You had to remind yourself to breathe as he pulled away. Resting his forehead against your own, Remus looked at you with what could only be described as love-sickness in his eyes. Cautiously, you peered up at him through your eyelashes, trying not to trigger another outburst; you just wanted to make your tea. However, you would never admit how much you enjoyed Remus when he was like this because after all nothing is fun without a game.
“Much better.” he said, simply. His eyes never left you and you had to admit you couldn’t look away either. Fuck. “Okay, you can go make your tea now.” he added as a sly smirk crept onto his face. Fuck.
“Remus! You’re such a prick- oi. Come back.” uoi whined, frowning at him as he walked away. In response all he did was shrug his shoulders.
Then, he said “Sorry, dove. Got rehearsals with my rock band see you later though. Love you.”. He grabbed his jacket from the hooks beside the door and gave you one final kiss goodbye. It was short and anything but sweet. It was horrifically mean. And just like that, he was gone.
You were left standing in your kitchen starstruck. Unable to think, do or see anything other than him, you found yourself rendered incapable. Somehow, his temptation always had this affect. You just had to pray he’d be in a good mood later, a less teasing mood perhaps.
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crimsonred-hi · 3 months
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Everything, Everywhere
Pairing: Andrew Hozier-Byrne x Reader
Warnings:
Summary: his lover is laying there, laying under 6 feet under the grass. Gone to the world. The love of his life: gone. Yet, he stills comes every week, to smile at her, and tell her that one day he’ll join her, but he promised her to live to the fullest… so he will.
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He sits there, in front of the stone. It’s a pretty stone, with flowers painted on it, because his mother tried to make the stone pretty by painting on it.
He smiles at her, cutting the ends off the flowers he bought for her, making sure to cut them at a 45 degree angle so they last longer. It’s a bouquet of spring flowers, because the season is changing and he is going to the U.S. for a couple months, he wants the flowers to look right of the time.
He places the flowers out, making them look nice. He’s always known that the fact he never got over her was considered weird, but how could he: she was perfect and now she’s gone.
“How are ya doing, love?… I hope your well, I’m well. My life is going well… it’s weird, not having you around to fight of the groupies.”
He laughs warmly, smiling with that twinkle in his eyes, taking a memory of her arguing with a groupie because the girl was getting too close to him.
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“Honey, why were you being like that?”
His lover grumbles from the side of him as they walk home form the pub, her arms crossed and his jacket over her shoulders.
“She was too fuckin close! She was too close. I didn’t like it.”
He sighs, moving closer, arm draped over her shoulders, pressing his lips too her forehead.
“Y/n, I’m not going to leave ya for some lass in the pub…”
She grumbles again, but she becomes a little less tense with his words.
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“You were a funny gal… you really made me happy…”
The light in his eyes is lots at the need to use past tense when talking about her… she’s gone.
He can’t admit it, he doesn’t want to: why would he want to. He loves her, he can’t stop his love for her, but she’s not coming back. SHE IS NOT COMING BACK. He can’t say it out loud…
“I’m going on tour soon, I’m going to (your home city)… I’m gonna see your parents, celebrate your birthday with them… I’m so thankful that they let you stay in Ireland with me… I’m so thankful…”
He smiles back at the stone, her name cared into it with a curvy font. ‘Loving Daughter, Sister, Friend and Wife’. They weren’t even married, they never got the chance to get married, but her parents surprised him by putting wife on it: he cried when he read it. He wept and wept.
He still weeps.
He fiddles with the flower on her grave, trying to distract himself from the pain.
“Ermmm… I’ve got another album coming out… and I read that book you got me for my birthday, why didn’t you tell me you annotated it? I cried when I read your handwritten…”
He laughs warmly, running his hand through his hair.
“Your handwriting is so messy… and what possessed you to write in that awful purple pen?”
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“Christ! Why are ya writin’ like that?”
She giggles, poking the pen into his arm, drawing on his arm and hurting him at the same time.
“Oi, I like this pen, it’s a nice colour.”
“It’s also blinding.”
He grumbles standing behind her, wrapping his arms around her shoulders, kissing the back of her head and nuzzling into her hair.
“Come on, ya couldn’t have just written in black or blue?”
That sets her off, now she’s talking his ear off about how much she hates blue pen, his heart just melts as she talks with her hands.
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He laughs that full belly laugh, the laugh that makes his eyes crinkle at the corners and makes his smile wide, gorgeous.
“God! You were so fuckin funny! Good God… you were extraordinary…”
His thoughts break through, usually he would think about his own music when he was at her grave, Work Song is a constant in his mind… but he did that song with Noah Kahan recently, all he can think about is Everything, Everywhere… the title alone makes his breath shoulder, she was everything, she is everywhere.
“We cried, ‘oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh’
Everything, everywhere
I wanna love you ‘till we’re food for the worms to eat
‘Till our fingers decompose
Keep my hand in yours…”
The lyrics are soft on his lips.
He’s sang to her before, dead or alive. He felt like she was listening, he knew she wasn’t. He never believed in ghosts or the afterlife, it’s a warming concept, but is it true? He doubts it is. But he finds warmth in knowing that the plot next to his lover is bought and waiting for him.
It’s sad… he bought it the same day he bought hers.
He knows he’s still young, he knows he could find another, he could find many more… but the sheer idea of having another woman the way he had her makes him sick. It feels like cheating.
“Ya know, I made a song…. I make loads of songs, you know that… I made one about us… well, I’m telling the people it’s about characters in Dante’s Inferno…… it’s about how I would do it again… I would love you again even with the knowledge of what’s to come…”
“It’s a nice thought… well not nice, but ya know what I mean… I love the idea of meeting you again… even if it’s in hell.”
He sighs, rubbing his hands over his face.
“Christ… what I would do to have you here or be there with you?”
He sighs, looking at the time on his phone… he’s gotta go. He doesn’t want too.
“I’m sorry, honey… I’ve gotta go… I’m sorry… I’ll visit when I can… I’ll be back I promise.”
His words are too soothe a nonexistent being, the being is gone, yet he still acts like he’s talking to his living lover.
He blows her a kiss, and leaving her grave behind. His heartbreaking yet again at having to leave. Wishing he could lie in the ground with her forever…
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Im sorry. Im so, so sorry.
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anjaelle · 1 year
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The Consequence of Pride
Pairing: Tangerine x Black!Reader
Warnings: Guns, Gore, Glass injury, Attempted murder
Word Count: 1.3K (a shorty)
A/N: Something I threw together on my phone in the middle of the night because I couldn't sleep. Tried to check for errors and such.
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The humor of the situation wasn't lost on him.
Two men lay in a puddle of their own blood just a few feet away, with their brains painting the vibrant blue wallpaper behind them. When you told him that you shot the assailants and then tripped and fell into the glass shards of the broken coffee table, he laughed. He couldn't help it. It just slipped out. He apologized until you let out a tiny affronted gasp which made him guffaw even harder.
"I hate you." "Uh huh."
"I'm going to shave your mustache off in your sleep."
"Bit dramatic, innit?"
You let out a low grunt as he pulled a few smaller shards of glass out of your hand with a tweezer and tossed them aside. "That noise sounds familiar."
"Shut up, Tangerine."
You watched him furrow his brows as he sprayed the antiseptic on your hand and you whined at the sting. He was never surprised at how easily you were able to hold your own. But you also had a surprisingly low pain tolerance and an even lower tolerance for bullshit.
"I know, sweetness, I'm almost done."
As usual, he could see right through you. Despite the fact that you stood in the remains of your once beloved housewarming gift, all he could focus on was the way your lower lip jutted out pitifully and the way you clenched your good fist in anger. He wrapped your leg up in a gauze to cover up the bleeding cuts after pulling glass out of your thigh.
You were dressed in a red satin pajama set that Tangerine bought you from Dubai that you were excited to finally show him after not seeing him for over a month. Luckily, the blood stains weren't obvious, but the shorts didn't protect you from the glass. And your first night with him was definitely ruined.
"I still can't believe you laughed at me." You mumbled as he kissed the palm of your hand through the bandage. You couldn't let that go. You were injured and in distress, and your boyfriend had the audacity to let out a little giggle...a little "tee-hee" over your clumsiness.
"C'mon, it's a little funny. It's kinda funny, baby. Admit it." He raised his brows at you.
"No."
He clicked his teeth and shook his head, "Gotta work on getting a better sense of humor."
You pretended to bristle at him when he kissed your forehead, not wanting to give him the satisfaction of knowing you liked the attentiveness.
He ignored your antics, gently lifting your head up to inspect your face. He tilted your head to the left and then the right, looking for any surprise injuries. He’d taken the time to clean the dried blood from your face.
“It’s not mine,” you clarified, glancing at the bloodied wall, “It’s asshole number 2’s.”
You couldn’t really tell what was going on in his head. His eyes expressed a mix of anger and concern about the situation at large. They’d come here with the intention to hurt or take you. He knew that much.
The question was why and how they knew where you were. You hadn’t worked a job in ages. They clearly thought you’d be off your game, but they were quickly proven wrong. He glanced over at the bodies in the apartment foyer.
“How long did that take?”
Time seemed to slow down during the struggle. It could’ve been 2 minutes or 2 hours between the time they barged in and the time you were plucking glass shards from your elbow. You told him as much.
“So…what the hell happened?” He questioned casually. He took step back to look you over in full.
“They pretended to be delivery men. I know, don’t give me that face. I ordered dinner for us and they showed up. I took out asshole number one first. Asshole number two tried to fight me. Me! You know I’m not that great at fighting.” You fidgeted with your anxious hands as you spoke, remembering the adrenaline you felt as you and the assailant struggled to take each other out, “He lunged at me, but missed and crashed into the coffee table. I tried to get to the gun, but he got back up and grabbed me by my hair.”
Your gun was kicked under the couch in the scuffle, so you had to improvise. “We were fighting again. Next thing I knew, I had his gun and—bam.” You mimed a headshot with your hand.
As you spoke, Tangerine looked around the apartment as if following the story in his head. He hummed, “Taking out two men on your own in little Jim-Jams. You’re kinda scary sometimes.”
“Don’t try to flatter me after you laughed at me.”
He rolled his eyes.
“You know who did it?” Once he was sure that everything was calm and you were okay, he took off his suit jacket and rolled up the sleeves of his shirt to move the frame of the coffee table out of the way.
You watched him from your plush purple couch, perpetually pleased that you didn’t really have to lift a finger while he was around. Even as you crossed your legs to get comfortable, you ignored the sting of pain in your thigh where the glass dug into your skin, “I dunno. They didn’t have any IDs or easily identifiable tattoos on their arms. I wasn’t really interested in examining them.”
You grimaced at the thought of touching their cold, dead bodies.
“You seem pretty fuckin’ calm about all of this shit.” He said, kneeling down to sweep up the broken glass, “I need to report it, y’know. Someone’s gotta be looking for them.”
“It’s not the first attack. Probably won’t be the last. I’m a hot commodity, babe.”
He shot you a tired look and you grinned proudly at his annoyance with you.
“I called the cleanup crew to come.” You added in a mocking tone, throwing your voice and putting on his accent, “So, yes, I was responsible, bruv.”
“I don’t sound like that, you dick.”
“Mhm, you do.”
He swept up the last of the glass and raised his brows at you, then threw his voice to match yours, “Shut up Tangerine, stop laughing at me. I’m overly sensitive and hot with a princess complex.”
You matched his expression and he grinned at you.
“Whose fault is that? Hmm.” You asked, motioning at him. He let out a loud laugh, tossing his head back and leaving to dump the glass.
“Fair enough.”
You sat curled up next to him on the couch while the cleanup crew moved the bodies and tried their best to get the blood out of your wood and wallpaper. You already knew it was a lost cause. Despite the actual gore being washed off, there was still a tinge of pink visible on it. He’d finally showered and changed into joggers and a t-shirt, tying his hair up. His hand rested lazily on your upper thigh, gently rubbing circles into your skin. You’d showered too, forgoing the cutesy pajamas he bought you and choosing just a plain concert tee and shorts. The plushie he bought you from Seoul sat tucked between your knees, and you felt fully comfortable for the first time in hours.
“Sweetness…” he mumbled tiredly.
You stopped scrolling through your phone, “Hmm?”
“Be honest,” he gave your thigh a light squeeze and a small smack, “did you break the coffee table?”
“No…yes.”
You couldn’t see his face, but you heard the rumble of another giggle in his chest.
“How’d you do that?”
You let out a long sigh, knowing you were gonna regret this for the rest of your life. “I was doing a victory dance. And I tripped over the couch leg and fell. In my defense, it was already cracked from when the other guy fell into it.”
The giggle turned into a full blown laugh and you couldn’t even be mad about it. It was a stupid way to get injured. An embarrassing way to get injured, even. He leaned down and pressed a few kisses to your forehead.
“Thank God. I fuckin’ hated that table.”
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delayed-affection · 1 year
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Captain
Navigation   Oneshots
Luke Hughes x reader
Warnings: Petname (Beautiful) when said ‘Captain on the ice’ I am talking about team usa 
Word count: 0.8k
You and Luke are at his brother’s lake house, and like any good brothers they gave him a key. Which honestly might not have been the best idea.
He knows where they store the boat’s keys and is currently trying to convince you to take it out with him.
“Come on, Beautiful, it’ll be fun.” He assures, “We’ll never get the chance to do this again.”
“Just because you’re captain on the ice does not mean you can captain the water.” You argue
“Ice is just frozen water.” He states, “So I think we’ll be just fine.”
You grab his face, “Are you even hearing yourself, right now?”
He grabs your wrists, “All I’m hearing is a great idea.”
You drop your hands to your sides, “Then we’re hearing two different things.”
He pulls you into a hug, “Do you trust me?”
“Yes, but if something happens to us or the boat-“
He cuts you off, “Nothing will happen, I promise.”
“How can you be sure?” You question
“Because you’ll be there, Beautiful, and I’ll do everything in my power to keep you safe.” He says placing a soft kiss on your lips.
This boy is going to be the death of you.
You sigh pulling away from him, “Okay, we can go.”
“Really? Okay, the sun goes down in like twenty minutes.” He says, “I’ll go start up the boat, can you go grab a blanket?”
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The two of you are now in the middle of the lake, watching as the sun slowly makes its way down.
He moves to sit next to you, “See, I did just fine.”
You laugh, “Other than the fact you took off full speed, yeah you did great.”
He chuckles pulling you closer, “Yeah… I could lie and say I did that purpose…”
“But…” You say
“But…” He drags, “It was an accident, a very funny accident.”
“I’m glad you think me falling on my ass was funny.”
Just thinking about it makes him laugh, “Well maybe you should sit down next time.”
You bring your face close to his, “Well maybe you shouldn’t take off like that next time.”
He smiles, “So there’ll be a next time?”
You give him a quick peck, “Yeah, you driving us back to the dock.”
He groans, “You’re no fun, Beautiful.”
You pull out your phone, “I mean, if I’m no fun, I could always just text your brothers-“
He tries to grab your phone, “No, no, no, no.”
You pull it away from him opening up messages, “Who would be more upset? Jack or Quinn?”
“Beautiful, beautiful, look I’m sorry.” He pleads grabbing for the phone, “Y/n, please.”
You gasp, “Maybe your mom.”
You push his hands away with your free one.
“Stop, come on.” He begs
You’re not actually texting them, you’re texting him but it’s funny to see him squirm.
You get up from your seat and send the text, “Too late.”
He gives you a defeated look, “You did not.”
You hear his phone chime, “You’re right, I didn’t.”
He pulls out his phone and his face breaks out into a smile, “You’re such an ass.”
You stand between his legs, “I love you too, Bookie.”
He laughs, “Bookie? Who’s Bookie? Cause it’s not me.”
“Oh but you are bookie.” You tell him, “You’re also Lukey, Hughesy, Baby, Moose…”
You cup his face and place a sweet and gentle kiss on his lips, “And the newest one, Captain.”
He smiles as you go to kiss him again, “However that’s only on the ice because you have yet to conquer the water.”
“Way to kill the mood.” He replies leaning back, “And I did just fine, you’re just hating for no reason.”
“No, me hating is saying that I would rather have Jack drive. Actually, no, having Trevor drive rather than you.”
He pulls you down next to him, “And that would hurt my feelings. No, no, that would kill me because he sucks at driving.”
“Exactly my point, you did way better than he ever could.” You state, “Don’t tell him or your brothers I said that they’ll throw me overboard.”
He puts his arms around you and leans over the side of the boat, “Oh, you mean like this?”
You hold him tighter, praying that he’s just messing around, “Lu-Luke, you do this and I am breaking up with you!”
He acts like falling back, “Oh, you’d break up with me?”
“Luke Warren Hughes, I swear to god.”
He moves closer to water and loosens his hold on you, “Woah.”
You start to panic, “Please don’t.”
He sits you both up and bursts into a fit laughter.
You scoot away from him, “Oh, I’m so glad you find that funny.”
He pulls you back trying to calm down, “I’m sorry, but I had to get you back.”
“Jackass.” You mutter laying into him.
“Beautiful, I said sorry, I was just messing around.” He says
“I know.” You answer, “But I also know there was a piece of you that wanted to drop me in there.”
He chuckles softly, “You don’t know that.”
You give him a look, telling him to be for real.
He kisses the top of your head, “Okay maybe I did consider actually doing it.”
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My latest fic (like it belongs) got more attention than I'd been expecting so I've decided to write the scene of them talking after 3rd life! This is just a snippet, and the full thing isn't done yet. But I figured I may as well post some of it for you guys since I quite like how it's turning out.
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“Hey, songbird,” Scar nearly coos at him, and it takes everything within Grian not to trill back. He tries to pull the covers back over himself, but Scar clicks his tongue and pulls them further away. “No, no, don’t hide your pretty face. C’mon, we can talk about this, yeah?” He brushes his hair out of his eyes before trailing his fingers down Grian’s cheek, and his breath hitches.
Right. That was another thing, something he’d realized somewhere in between when they first started sleeping in the same bed and when he killed him. It wasn’t enough that he’d killed Scar twice. He just had to also go and fall for the man. 
Unfortunately, he wasn’t sure what to do with that knowledge. It’s not like he could tell him “hey, sorry for killing you. By the way, I think I’m in love with you.” For one, Scar deserves someone much better than the person who killed him twice. And two…
“I can hear you thinking in there. Care to share your thoughts?” When he doesn’t say anything, “You can take as long as you need.”
Grian doesn’t deserve someone as kind as Scar.
“I don’t deserve you,” he breathes out, before immediately freezing. He had not meant to say that out loud. He quickly tries to bury his head in his pillow, not wanting to look at Scar, but the man’s hand on his cheek prevents him from doing so.
His thumb strokes his cheek, and Grian almost wants to cry at the look Scar gives him. In fact, he does, little beads of tears dripping down that Scar is quick to wipe away. “What makes you say that?” he asks, patient. Kind. Caring.
Grian closes his eyes. “You saw the way it ended, didn’t you? And began. I - all I seem to be able to do is kill -” He can’t bring himself to finish the sentence, mouth snapping shut. 
Scar is silent for a bit, fingers still wiping away the tears as they continue to fall. When he finally does speak, it’s quiet. “I have a confession to make.”
Grian blinks up at him, an eyebrow raised. He opens his mouth to say something, but closes it when Scar shakes his head.
“I never would have been able to kill you,” he whispers. “It would have killed me. And I’m sorry, because it seems like in forcing you to kill me, I’ve still ended up killing you.”
Grian frowns, sitting up a little. Scar’s hand falls from his cheek. “You didn’t kill me,” Grian argues. “I’m the one with your blood on my knuckles.”
Scar doesn’t say anything, just slowly reaches forward until he can take Grian’s hands into his. He examines them, turning them this way and that. Grian lets him.
“Hmm. Funny, I don’t see any blood on them.”
Grian scoffs, taking his hands back. Scar lets go of them easily. “I can feel it.”
Scar hums. He reaches back for him, and Grian only hesitates for a second before letting him take them again. Scar runs his fingers over them, over his palm or in between his fingers or down to his wrists.
“Y’know what I feel?” A moment later, when Grian doesn’t say anything, Scar continues. “I feel hands that hold with all the care in the world.”
Grian opens his mouth to argue again, but Scar keeps talking.
“And I know you don’t feel it. I know you feel the blood. The roughness. Hands that feel like all they can ever do is hurt. But they don’t. They love. They heal. They’re gentle.” Scar lifts one of them to his lips and presses a soft kiss to his knuckles. Grian swallows.
He wants to argue with him more, to continue to blame himself for everything. The words don't come.
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just-french-me-up · 9 months
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hey hi i'm buzzing with the need for dreamling fic recs if you would be so kind as to point me in your favorite direction pls pls pls
Oh friend, you asked and I shall ✨ deliver ✨
DREAMLING FIC RECS 🌻✨
of my misery make thy use by @qqueenofhades (Explicit - WIP - 129k so far - In Universe, but with some tweaks, Rescue fic) Dream is Roderick Burgess' prisoner, in all his silent, sullen, naked glory, and has given up on the thought of anyone ever helping him out of there. Even Hob Gadling. Especially Hob Gadling. In fact, he's quite sure the man never wants to speak to him ever again, regardless of his current predicament. A bummer, really, because he also happens to be married to him. (Listen that fic has slain me EVERY WHICH WAY, it has EVERYTHING, it will take you PLACES (literally), it's rewarding as fuck, has OCs to die for, just... just read it, ignore the WIP status, what's there is absolutely chef's kiss)
the unknown and static strange by @qqueenofhades (yes, again, listen, if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more bla bla bla) (Mature - WIP - 69K so far (nice) - Dubious AU status, Memento mets Academia, Modern day with a twist) Professor Robert Gadling, under cut rocking, weird dreams having, and trauma suffering, discovers a strange piece of undocumented art that seems to follow him everywhere he goes. The Regis Somnorum won't leave him alone, and as he tries to follow that thread, a whole mysterious tapestry unfolds, putting everything he knows, or thought he knew, into question. (This fic is a fucking delight, it's just KEEPS feeding you "oh shit" moments and suspense and revelations and the pacing just keeps you on the edge of your SEAT. Again, IGNORE the WIP status I BEG OF YOU, read it, devour it)
This Rough Magic by @avelera (Mature - WIP - 36k so far - Rescue fic with a twist) Hob Gadling never fancied himself a mage or a warlock, but dabbled enough in the occult to pick up a few tricks over the years, all in the hope to communicate with his Stranger. A stranger, he later discovers, who is trapped under Roderick The Fucking Magus Burgess's manor. Now, he may not be the best magic wielder there is.... but Burgess doesn't know that, does he? (There are some VERY clever things in this fic, everyone is written to a T, I love a fic where my loathing of Burgess can burn from the brightest flame and at the same time have him not like a cartoon villain but a full human being! Can't wait to see where that goes!)
if you just let me (have you, love you) by Lost_Elf (Explicit - 25k - Human AU - Adult Film Actors AU (I see you tumblr, restricting words these days, I see you) Both very prominent in their own niches of the Internet, Dom-BDSM-oriented Dream and Vanilla-centered Hob cross paths and plan what could be (or so their managers hope) the collab of the century. And they might learn a thing or two along the way. (Listen, I read this on a whim, I wasn't too into Human AUs at the time, I was up for some smut that day, and this fic is a LOT more wholesome than the subject lets on and really gripped me! Lots of very nice details in there! And also, you know.... smut)
by the minute by @issylra (Explicit - 11K - Human AU, Sex Phone Operator Dream) Dream has a bet with Desire : he has to manage a phone sex line for some time. He's not thrilled by it. Callers are... unimaginative and unoriginal, to say the least. Except one. He has a very nice voice. He's funny. And he sounds just about as lost as he is, in life. (The tags make it sound super raunchy but it's more about developping attraction through someone's voice and getting to know someone through the phone and falling in love and.... it's just lovely, it's very sweet, it's like a little blanket with a warm cup of tea, really)
Now I KNOW this is not what you EXPLICITELY asked for but.... dare I suggest..... something with an OC thrown in the mix? Cause that's just adding a fun player to the game, with added stakes, really!
as heart for heart, for loving me by @kittttycakes (hello darling) (Explicit - WIP but soon to be finished - 151k so far - Canon compliant - OT3 if there ever was one - How to polyamory, a guide for Dream of the Endless, a primordial being who needs to use his goddamn words) When Dream finds Hob at the New Inn, he's ready to open up a little. Be a friend. Be a little more than that, though he can't quite articulate it. The only issue with that is that Hob has a girlfriend. A live-in girlfriend. A very much serious girlfriend. Dream tries his darnest to hate her, and finds he can't quite bring himself to. (It's soft, it's lovely, it has angst, it has smut, it has fluff for days, it has developping relationships GALORE (plural) and it's just a nice read to switch up your rotation, cause the potential for situations is tripled now!)
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A non-exhaustive list of moments in the Apothecary Diaries light novels that have made me lose my mind.
Spoilers up to volume 6 under the cut. For reference, the anime is on volume 2, and the manga is on volume 4.
Jinshi biting the fuck out Maomao's neck for no good reason??? Possessive dog behaviour.
Jinshi making a big deal about how he's disgusted by the thought of eating grasshoppers, and then eating some in the very same chapter just because Maomao spoonfed them to him (as a joke that she didn't expect to pay off). All in full-view of multiple witnesses.
Maomao betting herself in a drinking contest for 300 silver and Jinshi leaning over to whisper in her ear that she's a good deal (and Maomao's subsequent internal monologue about how Jinshi needs to learn how to haggle because she isn't worth that much). Sir, you've already bought her once.
Maomao's cousin/step-brother asking her if she'd ask Jinshi to impregnate her
This entire passage:
“Do you know why the Emperor’s younger brother specifically chose to bring you here?”
“I assume because I’m so useful.”
Rikuson placed one of his hands on Maomao’s hip and held her hand with the other—she saw that this was the western style, but it would have been unthinkable in the capital. Strange that it felt so ordinary here. Funny, what the right time and place could do. “True enough. But I think you could stand to have a slightly clearer sense of your own value,” Rikuson said, carefully maintaining his polite mode of speech. “It demonstrates the power of the La name at court.”
“I’m a base apothecary born in the pleasure district,” Maomao said bluntly. She didn’t know how much Rikuson knew, and she didn’t care. As far as she was concerned, this was the truth.
“That’s well and good. Just one thing, though.” Rikuson smiled again and glanced to the side, in the direction of the crowd. The beautiful man at the center of it was looking directly at them. “Please remember that you aren’t a disinterested third party. Never forget the import of what you wear on your head.”
Does he mean the hair stick? she thought, but Rikuson was already taking her hand; he brought her fingers slowly to his lips and kissed them.
Jinshi STRANGLING Maomao before telling her he wants to marry her. Freak4freak.
Also Maomao's panic response to this entire situation apparently being to kiss the man and run
Jinshi bribing and tickling Maomao to get her to marry him??? I wasn't expecting the light novels to touch on marriage (or romance at all aside from Jinshi's massive crush) so that fact that he just comes out and begs Maomao to marry him is insane. Ultimate sad little meow meow of a man.
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syrena-del-mar · 7 months
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Notes of Desire: Sand's Possible Soundtrack
The gears in my brain are turning because I can't stop thinking about Sand and Ray, and the fact that Sand thought of Ray as his 25th hour but realizes that it's not possible and maybe he was never in Ray's clock at all. Sand seems like the type to, generally, work through his emotions with music, whether it be listening or writing his own.
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First, the whole concept of the 25 hours derives from the fact that Sand finds comfort that he shares the same 24 hours as his heroes: Freddie Mercury, Paul McCartney, and Alex Turner. That 25th hour was just, essentially, that magical hour where Sand didn't have to worry about paying of debts or taking care of his mom, it was just him and Ray. The time that he spent with Ray were moments where could really enjoy the seconds instead of counting down the minutes for each of his responsibilities.
I was listening to Artic Monkey's AM album today, when I ran across the time concept in the lyrics. Alex Turner, from Artic Monkeys, has a song called "Knee Socks", which is considered one of the best (if not the best) song on their AM album, whose lyrics goes:
You got the lights on in the afternoon An' the nights are drawn out long And you're kissin' to cut through the gloom With a cough drop coloured tongue And you were sittin' in the corner with the coats all piled high And I thought you might be mine In a small world on an exceptionally rainy Tuesday night In the right place and time
You were a stranger in my phonebook I was actin' like I knew 'Cause I had nothin' to lose When the winter's in full swing and Your dreams just aren't comin' true Ain't it funny what you'll do?
When the zeros line up on the 24 hour clock When you know who's callin' even though the number is blocked When you walked around your house wearin' my sky blue Lacoste And your knee socks
The late afternoon, the ghost in your room That you always thought didn't approve Of you knockin' boots Never stopped you lettin' me get hold Of the sweet spot by the scruff of your Knee socks
And this song is definitely up to interpretation, since Alex has never really come out to define any meaning about this song, but personally so much of this lines up with SandRay. Since I can't help myself, there's going to be a short and sweet discussion below.
Knee Socks essentially is a telling of late-night encounters, finding someone, in the crowd, that would be able to take your loneliness away. Kissing through the gloom, finding something light and exciting in the midst of their darkness, much like Ray uses Sand to escape the everbearing sense of loneliness that Ray has.
The zeros that line up on the 24 hour clock, almost as if the connection that was being sought was clandestine, like a secret midnight rendezvous. Even when they were completely on top of each other in front of Boston, they swore that they were nothing but friends. Ray even told Mew that Sand was not even his type. They kept their relationship tightly under wrap, not even truly defining it for each other. Their nights together were their little secrets.
Personally, I'm on the boat that believes that while Mew may care for Ray, he typically treats him condescendingly. So the lyrics "the ghost in your room that you always thought that didn't approve" almost instantly reminded me of how Mew is always in the background of SandRay's relationship, stopping Ray from moving on. Also, "knocking boots" is an allusion to physical intimacy, which Mew likely wouldn't have approved of completely if Ray had wanted anything serious with Mew.
Overall, this specific song definitely gives the vibe of a lover looking back at their previous encounters in an almost dream-like state, and after this week's preview, I couldn't help but attach it to SandRay.
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nanamismoonchild · 9 months
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hi i would like to request something 😄 could you write about the reader having toxic parents so jimin comforts her like he’s always holding her hand or caressing her cheek and he speaks to her very softly oh and also gentle kisses? and one day the members asks him why he’s acting this way towards her and you can imagine the rest<33
parentification
pairing: bf!jimin x gf!reader (established relationship au)
wc: 1.2k
warnings: being parentified, ungrateful sister and parents, basically the family ain't and will never be shit (maybe), cursing
a/n: im gonna ignore that this is all the way from february, and simply present this and run away. please enjoy :D
Jimin was heated. He had watched you have a full on argument with your parents about whether or not you needed to pay rent for an apartment your little sister was on the verge of getting kicked out of. 
Their logic was: 
Your boyfriend was mega rich.  
That was it.  That was all they had to say.  It didn’t matter how many times you told them that you were responsible for yourself and rarely asked Jimin for any help. It didn’t matter how many times you told them that you were already paying for college and all the expenses that came with that. Your only saving grace was living with Jimin that helped alleviate your own burdens.  
Nothing mattered except your sister’s rent which she was already four months behind on. Why the landlord let her stay there for that long is beyond both you and Jimin. That was almost two thousand dollars they wanted from you, and you had no plans on giving it. 
You had already paid the time and patience when you were younger, having to hustle to pay the light bill and buy groceries so you and she wouldn’t starve to death. You had barely managed to go to your prom had it not been for your school librarian taking pity and paying for your dress and dues.
So no, you wouldn’t sacrifice anything now. 
Did it hurt to have to tell your sheltered sister no? Of course.
Tears streamed down your face as you remembered how your sister had practically called you selfish and dishonorable. Refusing to admit she was the one who needed to take responsibility for her own carelessness. 
And that’s why Jimin found himself parking on the side of the road, heaving you over the console, and hugging you until you stopped shaking and hugged him back. Small kisses placed on your cheeks and a few caresses of your back and you were more than okay. 
“Thank you Minnie.”
“____, you don’t need to lend a penny to those people.”
“Those people are my family, Minnie. What else am I supposed to do?”
“Let them deal with it. Your sister dug herself into shit, let her pull herself out. It’s time you stop giving them things when they haven't given you anything. ____, I can’t even remember them actually giving you a gift for Christmas. In fact, I clearly remember last year’s Christmas, and you had to give your mom, sister, and father gift cards all worth two hundred dollars because they stomped all over you. Baby, fuck them.”
Jimin’s words were hitting home and it made you worse. More tears fell as you nodded, agreeing with him. It was time to cut off contact. As much as you hated it. 
Taking a deep breath, you crawled back over to the passenger seat. 
“Ready to get moving again, or do you need a moment?”
“I’m ready Jimin.”
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Meeting with Namjoon and Yoongi had been the plan for today, even though Jimin had wanted to stay home and love on you all day. However, neither of the older men were having it and basically forced him to meet them in Yoongi’s studio. 
“You need to stop being so clingy to ___. Otherwise, she’s going to get uncomfortable,” Yoongi said as he opened an unfinished song that the three of them were working on. 
“I disagree with that, Yoongi. ____ acts the same way. I wonder what Jimin has done to earn that type of love,” Namjoon jokes. 
Jimin rolled his eyes and waved the two of them off. Not his or your fault that you cared deeply for each other. 
“So funny. Anyway, Namjoon, you know a lot about different things. Can you help me with something? I need some advice,” Jimin asked. 
Namjoon turned swiftly away from his computer giving Jimin his attention. “Sure. If I can help, I will.”
“OK. ___ has been having some family trouble for a while. And yesterday was terrible. I told her to move on from her family, but now I’m wondering if that was shitty advice.”
Yoongi spoke up first. “No. If her family ain’t shit, they’re not worth having in her life. Mind telling us what they did.”
“Not really my place. But basically, and ___ has told me this, they’ve parentified her.”
“What’s that?” His older brothers asked at the same time. 
“It’s when a child gets the role of a parent to their siblings or parent. So they have to act as the caregiver at a young age. ___ has been in the parent role for a long time, and they can’t seem to let go of the fact that she’s no longer able to be controlled by them.”
“That sounds like a problem for them. ____ is definitely able to cut ties with them. I think you have her good advice.”
“I agree with Namjoon. Good advice. If she decides to cut ties, and they somehow figure out they were extreme assholes and apologize, it would be up to her to figure out whether or not she wants to repair the ties she cut,” Yoongi cosigned. 
Jimin nodded and made a mental note to tell you that. 
“Anymore questions? I want to get started on recording this song and put the finishing touches if we need any. 
“Nope.”
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“_____!” Jimin called out into the apartment. 
“Minnie, I’m here in the kitchen. I got hungry.”
Jimin pouted as he held the bag of fried rice tightly. “But I already picked up food.” He strolled into the kitchen to see you already scarfing down some ramen. 
“I’m always down for fried rice. I’ll eat some after I finish this.”
Jimin pouted more, but poured a few spoonfuls of the rice into a bowl for him and a few for you.
“How’d the recording go?” You asked him taking a spoonful of your rice. 
Jimin groaned and swiped a hand through his hair, “An intern came in to help us add some beats, and then accidentally deleted everything we worked on. We tried to just take it out of the recycle bin, but apparently, things like that, just get straight up deleted. So now we have to start completely over from scratch.” “Aw, I’m sorry Minnie. How’d they even manage to do that?”
“Beats me, baby. How was your day?”
When you didn’t respond right away, he glanced up from his bowl and eyed you. You were suddenly pushing rice around your face, refusing to look at him. 
“____? What’s up?”
“Imayhavewentaheadandpaidformysister’sbullshitrentandthentoldallofthemtokissmyblackass.” You said in a rush. 
If Jimin hadn’t been paying close attention, he might’ve missed everything. 
“You paid?”
You nodded, meeting his eyes.  “And told them that if they wanted anything else from me, they would have to come find me. They humiliated me yesterday. I refuse to take anything else from them. So like I said, they can kiss my black ass.”
Jimin’s eyes were wide as he started clapping for you. Your face heated, but a smile was slowly spreading. 
“You should’ve seen the look on their face, Minnie. Priceless,” you laughed and then gasped as you remembered another detail. “And guess what else I did!”
“Middle finger?” “No, but I should have,” you said. “But I had printed out several companies that were hiring around my sister’s place, put it in an envelope, and chucked it at her face!”
“That’s not as badass as you think it is, love.”
“I will not hesitate to cut you off too, Park Jimin.”
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I know it's old news at this point, but something that will always be funny to me that I don't see enough people talking about -- probably because it's so dumb and irrelevant -- but I just love how the Sakura/SS fandom love to come for SP over anything regarding that girl and their ship. Despite the fact that I personally see SP give so many unwarranted good moments for them compared to negative moments, but that's none of my business.
I would also like to state that I am not a fan of the Restuden series, especially Sasuke and Naruto Restuden from the things I've read. Mainly because I think the plot itself is entirely stupid and out of left field for Naruto to suddenly become basically allergic to Kurama in his late twenties early '30s. I could honestly care less about the shipy moments in these novels, but when will people admit the only reason that they like these stories is because it caters to one specific ship? You honestly don't think the story is good because it's not. You just like that Sakura gets highlight to her romance and to some random badass moments. Like come on? How long can you really sit here and pretend that you like that they're fighting dinosaurs? Especially with the largest dinosaur being a herbivore? I'll wait.
Anyway the point I'm trying to make is they praise Jun Esaka, who I'm rather indifferent towards but I find the hate she gets quite ridiculous and absurd at points. They often claim she should be the writer and take over for Boruto because she is a SS shipper and in her stories that involve them she makes content that suits their needs. I.e. Sasuke being a jealous simp and mushy father, Sakura being more confident and damn near wearing the pants in their relationship, random powers that other characters specialize in but suddenly they can use it (for example all of a sudden Sakura can use sensory jutsu, which is Karin's specialty, and Sasuke can use healing and ice style), And overall just all the romance that they had hoped for. Again for example the infamous ring scene, which depending on who you ask was either a good adaption or SP was ruining Sakura. And then you have the lake scene which again they bash them for cutting out certain moments. And finally you have Sasuke screaming for his wife and just overall them being lovey-dovey. And actually don't even get me started on the horrendous motorcycle scene that I guess is in Naruto Restuden, which is the only reason they want that novel adapted but not Kakashi's cause I guess they're not in that.
(Same fans that will come at Hinata for holding hands with Naruto after Neji died despite giving a whole speech pertaining to her cousin, are also the same fans that want Sakura and Sasuke to kiss over a dying Naruto while she drives a motorcycle.... Make it make sense)
Anywho I'm getting so far off my topic but I'm also getting close to my point. The thing I find so funny about Retsuden fans, is the fact that since the anime was far ahead of the manga adaptation, we got to see Sakura get tricked and stabbed by Jiji. When this episode came out, the outpour of rage and disrespect towards this studio -- who has both good and bad moments and I am not a full defender of them because I will admit they can be very biased -- was all I could see on Twitter. I honestly see why people say Twitter is such a toxic place because the fandom on that is just ridiculous. It's just constant arguing more so than on here. Anyway that's besides the point, but I saw so many people trash and compare the anime to the novel since the manga had not gotten to that point yet. They like to say why did he hug her? He never hugged her! There they go making Sakura weak again because she would never do that! Why would she let another man hug her when her husband is right there? Just wait until Sasuke sees what he did to his wife! And just basically overall a bunch of nastiness towards the fact that Sakura was pulled in for a hug by Jiji for an uncomfortably good while before getting stabbed in the back and she did nothing to stop it.
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So the funny part is that while everybody is raging about this moment and saying wait till the manga adaptation comes out because the manga follows closely to the novel; The Manga is so much better, there's nothing but silence when it comes out that the manga did the same exact thing. If not did her dirtier than the anime did AKA than SP did.
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Now I don't know what was written in the novel specifically, cuz I have not read it. But the gist of what I'm getting from people who have posted about it is that Sakura is just pulled back and stabbed. There's no hug. In the anime, Sakura is pulled back into a hug where Jiji rests his hand on her head and she just stands there before he stabs her in the back and drops her. Now in the oh so beloved and highly praised and worshiped manga adaptation that everyone was saying would do the novel justice, Sakura gets grabbed and pulled into a hug where, again, Jiji rests his hand on her head before stabbing her in the back. Now the difference is as far as I know, which I could probably be wrong because I never watched further in the scenes than what was on Twitter, is that in the anime he just lets her crawl because the kunai was poisoned.
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But in the manga he kicks her in her face while she's already down and feeling the effects of the poison making her knock back against the wall.
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Now tell me which one disrespects her more. I'll wait. Because after that panel came out, the only thing I heard was that the manga adaptation was going to be put on a hiatus. That was the only thing that was going around despite that being one of the last panels. Where is the outrage that she let somebody hug her that wasn't her husband, where is the calls for the artist to quit his job or that he's wrong and that that would never happen to her? Where is the same amount of rage that y'all put towards SP for animating that but not towards the artist who drew it?
To be honest this fandom, especially Sakura/ss fans really baffle me. I can get wanting moments and great things for your favorites, and I'm not going to pretend that it's only their fandom that acts this way because I've seen plenty of other fandoms including the fandom of my personal favorite Hinata acting out of control, but the amount of blatant hypocrisy and doubled standards that they have towards animators and content creators and anything that has to do with Naruto works is hilarious and astounding.
Yes your ship might be the most popular, and yes your ship might be known as the most powerful in the series. But unfortunately you are one of the most toxic fandoms and I feel bad for the actual neutral parties that just actually enjoy it and don't make it as if they're being bullied every time something doesn't go their way for this ship and character. I now see why people say there is a difference between being a regular Sakura fan and being a Sakura fan that also ships Sasuke and Sakura. And vice versa too when it's said there's a difference between being a Sasuke fan and a Sasuke fan who ships Sasuke and Sakura.
No hate to this author Jun Esaka. I wish her nothing but the best with her pregnancy and with her career because clearly she has fans, as biased as they may be. And to the people who constantly wish harm on this woman just because you don't like her preferences need to get a grip on reality and realize it's literally just cartoons. Yes we can love them and they can inspire us and we can enjoy them, but it is just content for our entertainment. People really need to stop putting their contempt for a character into reality and onto a real person. It is not and will never be that serious. And speaking of reality checks, my final point is that that one manga panel was the exact reality check that that fandom needed to slow their freaking roll and stop having this weird biased hate towards a studio that has often done more good than harm for their ship compared to others.
If you read this till the end, thank you for listening to my opinions and if you have something to say, keep it clean please. This is just my opinion.
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Hey! I haven’t seen a Knoxville angst fic anywhere in a whileee. Could you right a Knoxville x reader where maybe they get into an argument in their relationship ? Maybe they start doubting their relationship and almost break up but then find their ways back to each other kinda thing ? I love your writing btw :DD
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Johnny Knoxville is the love of my life; that’s something I thought I knew for sure. We met when he was on the press tour for Rosy and it took no time at all for a relationship to bloom. We had acknowledged that there was quite a significant age gap between the two of us but neither of us had let it affect the relationship. For the most part the press had also left the age gap alone, however, since lockdown and Johnny stopped dying his hair, letting his grey hair take centre stage, it’s been picked up on a lot more.
Me and Johnny were sitting on the sofa one afternoon, enjoying a rare day where we had no plans so planned to spend the day together and just do nothing. I was looking through my phone while Johnny sat next to me, hand on my leg as he laughed at the old cartoons he was watching, jotting down any ideas he thought would make good stunts.
‘Have you seen this?’ I said, handing my phone over to Johnny so he could read the same article I had just read. ‘They’re saying that I’m only with you for your money and fame. It’s ridiculous!’
‘Well maybe they’re right, maybe you’re just taking advantage of a poor old man,’ Johnny teased, squeezing my leg as he read the article. Even though I knew that he was joking, I couldn’t help but get a little upset at his words.
‘Seriously?!’ I moved his hand off of my leg which made him look over at me.
‘Sweetheart, you know I was joking.’
‘Well it’s not funny.’ I stood up from the sofa and started pacing around the room, Johnny’s eyes following me. ‘It’s alright for you because you’re the victim in all this and in their eyes you can’t do anything wrong.’
‘Woah don’t turn this onto me,’ Johnny said, setting my phone on the sofa next to him before standing up and walking over to me. ‘We both know that it’s bullshit so why are you getting so worked up about it?’
‘Because what if the articles are right!’
Johnny looked at me in confusion, ‘what you really are only with me for money?’
‘No! Of course I’m not, I love you! But what if they’re right in the fact that the age gap is too much?’
‘This has never bothered you before, why now?’
‘It’s never been as big an issue as it is now, it never used to be an issue full stop! But now it’s making me think that-’
‘What? It’s making you think what?’
‘That maybe we made a mistake!’
My words cut us both off and if I could take them back I would without hesitation after seeing the look on Johnny’s face. He looked like a kicked puppy and I wanted nothing more than to run over and wrap my arms around him but I knew that it was the wrong time; especially after something like that had come out of my mouth.
‘You think this is a mistake?’ he asked quietly, not meeting my eyes.
‘No. I didn’t mean that, I don’t know what I mean. Maybe we just need to break up for a while and figure out what we want.’
Johnny’s head snapped up to look at me as he crossed the space between us in two large strides. As soon as he was in front of me, his hands came up to hold my face and tilt my head up to look at him. A tear streaked down my cheek as I saw that his eyes were watery as well. ‘You don’t want to break up,’ he whispered brokenly, ‘please, (Y/N), you don’t want to break up.’
‘Johnny,’ I said softly, lifting my hands to rest on his wrists.
‘No, I’m not finished,’ he said before I could continue. ‘(Y/N), baby, you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Who the fuck cares what they think? The only thing that matters is that I love you and you love me, yeah?’
‘I love you so much,’ I said, leaning into him and letting him support my weight slightly as tears streamed down my cheeks.
‘I know sweetheart,’ he said softly, kissing the top of my head.
‘I just hate how people think that I’d be with you for any other reason.’
‘I know, it’s alright, as long as we know, it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks.’ Johnny spoke calmly, his hand running up and down my back soothing me. He slowly started rocking us side to side to the music that was still coming from the TV and I slowly came back to myself, horrified at the fact I had suggested we break up.
‘I’m sorry I said we should break up, I didn’t mean it.’
‘You were upset, it happens. As long as you don’t do it again,’ he said, tilting my head up to look at him again and looking at with me with a mock-stern expression and smiling when I giggled at him. ‘There’s my girl,’ he said gently, ‘I love you.’
‘I promise,’ I said, smiling up at him, ‘kiss me?’
‘You never need to ask sweetheart,’ he said bringing his lips down to press against mine softly, both of us humming happily against each others lips.
Johnny Knoxville is the love of my life; that’s something I know for sure, who cares what anyone else thinks.
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