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thinkwosolife23 · 5 months
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She needs you, Alessia Russo
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Today was one of the biggest games, if not the biggest game of the season.
As an Arsenal player, playing Chelsea has to be the most fustrating game to play. More importantly as a defender, you have the task of keeping Sam Kerr quiet. Even with Leah by your side, it can be extremely difficult. Despite being your rival, you have the upmost respect for the Chelsea team and all of there players, they are a talented side but that means they bring out the best in you. But it's got to the point where everyone almost expects Arsenal to lose, like we don't even put up a fight against them.
You've played Chelsea many times over the 3 years you have been at Arsenal, your win ratio isn't exactly ideal. You can count on one hand how many times you've actually beat them.
However, Arsenal have made some big changes and improvements this season. With the new signings and players returning from injury, you were hopefull, really hopefull that you could win,
One of the new signings just happened to be your fiance. You and Alessia had known each other since you were about 13 through the England youth teams.
When you were 18, you had made the venture to move to America to go to University and play for North Carolina Tar Heels. Alessia had also made the move, meaning the two of you became a lot closer. Eventually that lead to a relationship when your were both 19.
In 2020, you signed for Arsenal and Alessia had signed for Manchester United. The distance was difficult for the both of you, it definatly challenged your strength as a couple. But it mad you cherish the time you did have together even more.
You had proposed to Alessia in the iddle of Wembley stadium when you had just won the Euros, you couldn'y have thought of a better time to do it. Thankfully, she said yes.
You were over the moon when your soon to be wife decided to join Arsenal. Obviously, you knew that the choice was difficult for Alessia and you knew how much she loved her United. But you couldn't be happier knowing that for both club and country, you get to play alongside the love of your life. You had the hope that Alessia was exactly what Arsenal needed to beat Chelsea.
Anyways, the Arsenal coach had just arrived at Emirates Stadium.
Before your warm up, you had chance to go onto the field to do the pitch check, to speak with some of the Chelsea players and have time with your own teammates.
After talking to Millie and Lauren, two of your fellow Lionesses, you and Alessia began walking around the pitch looking for your families in the quickly filling stadium.
"How you feeling, love?" You asked Alessia as she began tracing patterns on your hand whilst you were walking along, somethin she usually did when she was nervous.
"I'm good." She told you, her voice not at all convincing.
"C'mon Less, you know you don't have to lie to me."
"I'm just a bit nervous, that's all. It's a big game, there's so much pressure."
"Forget about the nerves, the pressures. I have no doubt that you'll be amazing because you always are. My stargirl."
By now, the two of you had stopped walking around. You had pulled Alessia into a hug, lightly kissing her temple, her head resting in your neck.
"I love you"
"I love you too"
Before long, you were stood in the tunnel waiting for both teams to walk out. You always were last in the line, it became an almost ritual for you now. You and Katie were messing around as usual, laughing at something one of the mascots had said.
Arsenal Starting 11:
GK - M. Zinsberger LB - K. McCabe CB - L. Williamson CB - Y/N. Y/LN RB - S. Catley CDM - L. Walti CM - K. Little (C) LW - C. Foord CF - V. Meidama RW - B. Mead ST - A. Russo
Chelsea Starting 11:
GK - Z. Musovic LB - A. Lawrence CB - M. Bright (C) CB - J. Carter RB - N. Charles CDM - S. Ingle CDM - E. Cuthbert CAM - F. Kirby LW - G. Reiten ST - S. Kerr RW - L. James
The game was fairly even at both ends. You and Leah had an amzing partnership at the back which the Chelsea frontline were currently struggling to get by.
At the other end of the pitch, our fowards were doing a really good job of testing Musovic in goal but nothing had managed to get past her.
Until…
45+2' Alessia Russo Goal (A: Y/N Y/LN)
You had sent a long ball from the halfway line, which managed to go ever the Chelsea back line and reach Alessia who kicked it into the back of the net.
She ran over too you and jumped, wrapping her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist.
In the second half, Chelsea brought a tougher energy. The players were acting way harsher towards the Arsenal players, way harsher than they were in the first half. Their tackles were higher, the shoulder barges were stronger and the shirt pulls were far more occurent.
However, even by the 80th minute, you still were in the lead. You and Leah had made no mistakes at the back, the Chelsea frontline couldn't even get a proper shot off without one of you making the crucial tackle or block.
Leading to this moment. Chelsea had a corner in the 83rd minute due to you blocking a Sam Kerr shot.
At Chelsea, you knew that they either aimed for Sam's head or Millie's. They would always aim for one of them two.
You were currently in the main mix of people in the box. You were glued to Millie's side, doing your upmost to mean that the ball didn't go in the back of the Arsenal net.
Guro's delivery was impeccable, the ball heading straight fo the mix of blue and red in the box.
You jumped up to try and deter the ball when you felt something a lot harder than the ball in the side of your head.
Everyone in the stadium watched as Sam Kerr's Boot connected with the side of your head, sending you limp on the floor.
The Arsenal players in shock when you didn't get back up like you usually did. Play was immediatly stopped when you were face down on the ground, not moving.
Your teamates headed in multiple different directions. Some members of both teams gathered round your unmoving state to give you privacy whilst waiting for the medics. Alessia and Katie headed stright for Sam's direction in an angrily manor, whereas Leah and Steph wher among some wsho where straight by your side.
Leah, slowly and carefully began to roll you over so you were on your back. Players faces screwed up in horror as your face was covered in blood, which was now all over your shirt.
"C'mon Y/N, I need you to wake up now." Leah said, whilst scanning your face to see if there was any sort of response.
Alessia's fustration towards Sam had took her attention, her mind thinking you would be up by now. In the midst of it all, she hadn't noticed how you were still on the ground.
Your eyes slowly flickered open, shocked at the amount of light you were faced with. The pain in the side of your head was unlike anything you had ever felt with.
"Less?" Your voice barely scraped a whisper as all you needed was your lover by your side.
"Give us a minute, love. She's on her way."
Leah darted her eyes to Alessia's direction, to see her still going at Sam, emphisizing her fustrations and anger.
Katie had now noticed your state, realising it was way more serious than anyone had anticipated. And was now trying to help Beth steer Alessia away from Sam. Alessia wasn't ever the type to get in shouting matches but everyone knew that you were each others weak spot.
"Less, stop! You've had your say, now leave it!" Beth's unexpectedly firm voice slightly startled Alessia. Meaning her and Katie could pull her away.
"Alessia, she needs you." Katie's words made her turn around to realise that you were still on the floor, blood dripping from your head, with Leah and the medics by your side.
Alessia made little time in rushing over to your side, guilt swarming her as she let her anger overwhelm her.
"Baby, i'm sorry. I'm here now." Alessia said, taking your hand in hers. Watching on as you drifted in and out of conciousness.
The medics were quick to get you on the stretcher and off the pitch to get you properly treated.
The players and stadium erupted in claps as you were took off the pitch and down into the tunnel, towards the medical room.
There was a significant amount of extra time in the match due to your injury, but the players concentration wasn't on the match anymore. It was on whether or not you were okay.
Alessia couldn't even think straight, let alone play a match. As soon as the final whistle went, Alessia disregarded all the usual expectations of post-match and ran down the tunnel to find where you were.
The confusion flooded Alessia as she approached the medical room. Your laugh could be heard from the outside of the room.
Alessia quickly swung the door open to be met with sight of you on the medical bed with pading and bandages covering the side of your head.
"Oh my, Babe your awake." Alessia said as she saw you, her body instantly relaxed a bit.
"Babe?" Your face crumpled up in confusion and so did Alessia's as your reaction to her wasn't what she expected.
She quickly directed her look to the staff on the room who were fast to reassure her that you were quite dosed up on medication.
"I have a wife, you know." You told her factually, crossing your arms over your chest.
"Ohh do you now?" Alessia had to hold in her laugh, but her eyes also softened at what you had just said.
"Yeah, she's so beautiful. The most beautifulest girl ever."
Alessia did now actually laugh at the word you had just created.
"Can you tell me what your name is? Just so I can go and get your wife, I'm sure she would want to know that your okay." Alessia tried to go along with your words, hoping you'd eventually realise that your fiance was stood in front of you.
"Y/N Russo." You told Alessia confidently.
Alessia eyes watered at your confession but she soon thought that the best thing was to just turn around and show you the back of her shirt.
"So you stole her shirt and now your trying to steal her wife."
"Right, love, listen. I am Alessia. Your my fiance, we're not married yet."
"Ohhhhh." You said, the realisation of your confusion finally hitting you.
Alessia came and sat on the bed next to you. You moved over so she could lay down meaning you could rest your head on her chest. Your hands wrapping tightly around her waist as hers lightly rubbed your back.
"I quite like the sound of Y/N Russo, though."
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romansdoll · 7 days
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Delusional 1
⟡ 1.3k / 18+ some smut
⟡ charlie walker x reader
⟡ crashing over your interaction with kirby about charlie, someone is there to remind you they are always watching.
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You hated Kirby. You weren't entirely sure why though. She wasn't an evil person nor did she make you as mad as lets say, Trevor did or the girls in pre calc did. No. She made you upset for a whole other reason. Charlie, your Charlie, was enthralled with her. By her. She was probably some kind of witch that casted a spell on him, because the way he stares at her during the Woodsboro Cinema Club meetings, it has your blood boiling.
To be fair, you didn't know Jill all that well. Your mothers only growing up together. Yours cutting the Roberts off as a whole after Sidney’s mother died. It was too much of a mess for your family to be connected to. But when Sidney moved back to Woodsboro, and bodies started dropping like flies, Kirby had latched herself onto Charlie. Interested in who could be ghostface this time, they basically flirted in front of you. Something that made you absolutely sick to your stomach to watch.
You were so lost in your thoughts that you barely notice Robbie slid down in the seat next to you, rows back from where Charlie and Kirby were entertaining the club members with their banter.
“If it makes you feel better sweet girl, I don't think Kirby likes him… um like that.” he says gently. Sweet girl being a nickname Charlie coined after you cleaned alcohol off Robbie last year at Trevor’s party.
“Yeah but he likes her that way.” you pout.
Robbie scoots closer to you, “Then he’s missing out.”
Kirby smirks at Charlie, and you all about lose your shit.
“I think the killer is someone close to us.” you blurt out before you can stop yourself.
Charlie and Kirby look at you in sync. Your cheeks flush and you can't find the words anymore.
“I think it’s uh, probable.” Robbie rushes to defend you, “The attacks are personal, and we all know they fall in line with Sidney’s return.”
“I don't think it's someone who knows us.” Kirby basically challenges.
“Why not?” you frown.
“Because it wouldn't make sense. It has to be someone-”
“Wasn't your friend Olivia gutted?”
The room falls silent.
“Okay well I think that wraps up today's meeting. Remember guys the stabathon is currently in the works and emails will get sent out.” Charlie cuts in, cutting the awkward silence. “If anyone has questions you know where to find Robbie or me.”
“You didn't have to go so far.” Robbie whispers.
You know that. That sucked. Badly.
Kirby’s nasty stare blurs everything for you, and you try to decide your next move as everyone shuffled to leave around you. Charlie nods at you as he passes and you watch, fully turning your head to do so, as he leaves out the door with Robbie in tow.
“Is that what this is about?” Kirby’s voice startles you, reminding you someone is there with you.
Fuck.
“What?” you say.
“You want to what? Fuck Charlie? That’s why you're such a bitch to me?” she crosses her arms.
“I don't care about you.”
“No shit dumbfuck.”
“It’s nothing personal.” you lie. Obviously.
“Please don’t lie to me. I see the way you look at him. How you watch him. Then how you look at me. You hate me. Because of him.” Kirby isn’t wrong. You do hate her. You're sure you love him.
“You don't even like him!” you rise out of your seat, raising your voice so slightly. “You play games with him, I watch you do it!”
“He’s my friend you delusional Idiot!” she shouts back.
“I hope you die next.” and with that you gather your bag and rush out before she cant react to your words.
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Your parents are usually never home. One is a lawyer and the other is some city council person. You actually don’t know. You don't pay attention, just take the allowance and live in your own world. Which brings you to your current situation; lying on your bed with music blasting while attempting to do your homework.
You don't usually answer unmarked calls. It’s not quite like you. But when the no caller ID phone pops up, you feel inclined to answer, and so you do.
“Helllooooo.” you draw out. It’s either this or hard calculus you really don’t understand and Robbie isn’t answering your texts.
“Hello? Who is this?”
“____. Who’s this? You called me.”
“I’m surprised you picked up.” the voice, deep and a little alluring if you were being honest, spoke.
“Why? It's not like homework is any more fun than taking a stranger's call.”
“Well,” the voice says, “there's a serial killer going around town murdering people rather, viciously.”
“I know. It’s pretty awful. Everyone is so scared and on edge. I hate it.” you admit. You roll over onto your back, and begin twirling your hair.
“Are you on edge?” the voice asks, feigning concern.
“I don't know. Part of me is scared but, part of me isn't involved in so it isn't my business.”
“You aren't involved?”
“No.” you giggle and sit up. “My family cut that family off years ago. I barely know Jill and her friends.”
“Just that one girl that got...” the voice says, “What was the word you used? Gutted?”
Your stomach dropped.
“What did you say?” you ask.
“I said, gutted. Isn't that the word you used?”
“Who is this? This isn't funny Kirby.”
“Who's Kirby?” the voice genuinely sounds confused at the name.
“I’m not an idiot you know. Sorry I told you to basically drop dead, but this isn't funny. You're crossing a line.” you stand up, pacing back and forth now.
“You seem anxious.” the voice says. “Why else are you pacing so hard.”
You stop.
“Are you… watching me?” you glance around, one window open.
“I might be. You're a very pretty girl to watch. Especially with a hand down your pants moaning… what's his name again? Charlie’s?”
“Shut up.” you demand. You grip your phone and go to close the window.
“Oh. Have I struck a nerve? Are you no longer in love with him? Moved on so quickly have we?” the voice lets out a laugh and you want to vomit.
“Do you…” you start to shake. “See everything?”
“Yes. When your back arches because your fingers hit that sweet spot, or when you pant so hard I can only imagine how you’d sound being played with by someone.” the voice sounds almost seductive now.
“I’m hanging up now!-”
“You fucking hang up and I’ll gut Charlie like a fucking pig!” he shouts and you yelp.
“No please! No don’t do that!”
“Hard to masterbate to a corpse.” it threatens.
You're in tears now. Full blown tears, and you’re shaking so badly you allow yourself to collapse into a sitting position on the floor.
There's some silence for a little while.
“What do you want?” you ask in a small voice.
“To hear those moans again. I’ve been missing out. Give me a taste.” it replies.
“And you won't hurt Charlie? Right? Promise?” you’re willing to do anything if it means Charlie still breathes. You love him.
“Touch yourself. Over your panties. Now. I’ll think it over.” he demands.
You nod, not that you think they can see, and push your skirt down to your knees and begin rubbing through the cloth.
“Tell me how it feels.” the voice says, breathy.
“Good… feels good. It feels so good.” you mean it. You’re pretty sensitive down there.
“I bet. Slip a finger in.”
And you do that. And it feels good. You’re wet, wet enough that drops are running down your hand. You're a whimpering mess, bucking your hips and essentially riding your fingers.
The voice isn't saying anything, but you don't care. It feels so good. You keep moaning and at this point, drooling on your shirt practically and soaking the rug below you with your wetness.
“Charlie oh please Charlie faster!” you beg no one, you’re orgasm so so close. “Charlie, I need you, please!”
Your orgasm hits you pretty hard, and you finger faster until you’re left a breathing mess. You collapse against your bed and notice that your phone is no longer on call, not realizing that the voice had hung up.
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desultory-novice · 3 months
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hi dess! probably the wrong person to ask but it's just to immensely confuddling... is there a solid lore explanation for how sectonia turned into a bee? i wanted to write a body horror thing for her but i wanted it to be lore accurate and it's just all so convoluted !
Wrong person or not, it is impeccable timing! Both because of Triple Deluxe's 10th Anniversary (in Japan time) and the fact that I've been intensely studying those scenes for my own anniversary piece! Which is, err, running late.
Here is what we can garner about Sectonia's transformation abilities based on the available information + insights the game gives us.
[Pause Screen Lore]
VS Sectonia Vine
"Sectonia's family(1) have parasitized, taken possession of, and controlled countless lifeforms."
1) This word is often translated as "clan" as in a large gathering of members who are not necessarily family but belong to a specific unified group. IE, this could mean anything from "she and her direct family members have this ability" to "all spiders within a certain classification have this ability" to "all spiders have this ability".
I sometimes HC that possession is something all female spiders possess, because I like to imagine her people being a Queendom and that'd be a good reason for it, and also because of The Dark Crystal's "Wings? I don't have wings." "Of course not. You're a boy." (Which just feels so Taranza + Sectonia coded to me)
(I say "sometimes" because I'm also very fond of trans-girl Sectonia HC.)
VS Queen Sectonia (2)
"Sectonia, beautiful and menacing in form. She has [placed herself] inside the world tree..."
VS Sectonia Soul (2)
"I have parasitized and changed bodies so many times, I can no longer recall...which of them was my original self..."
(This pause screen lore is written from Sectonia's POV.)
So, yes, Joronia/Sectonia is a parasite.
She attaches to something and makes it part of her body/swaps bodies with it. If we look at the difference between her queen-form and her flowered-form, we understand a few things about this process: she takes her current body, as well as the body of another living organism and fuse them together. IE: 1 + 1 = 1
She retains some visual aspects of her previous body after a "switch" (she still has the bee head, collar, and wings, for example) and gains the greater (?) amount of traits from the new body.
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This would mean that after her first swap, she probably still looked a little like "Joronia." (Something like a messed up version of those matching toys where you have to align the head, torso, and legs.)
What this also means is that in order to look like "Queen Sectonia" who is so completely different from what Taranza and Joronia look like, she would have had to swap bodies a lot. (Not to mention, she is BIG. It is possible her last body-swap wasn't even to a bee/wasp but something large she absorbed to gain the qualities of its size! Or maybe she stole something large for the size and then stole something with a super thin waist to get that hourglass figure XD)
Planet Robobot's Clone Sectonia lore tells us that "countless species" were found in the Dream Stalk's DNA "stretching over 1,000 years" so this does indeed seem to confirm she did this a frightening amount of times over a long period of time.
It's safe to say you will probably find no one creature in the Kirby-verse that looks similar to Queen Sectonia, as her body was custom crafted with parts from countless critters.
We also get a few visual insights into how parasitization looks...
...Upon her initial defeat, she begins giving off a massive amount of glitter/sparkles/insect scales. 
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This visual is interesting as, if she was already reaching for a new body after her defeat, it is possible this is the first part of the process. Shedding her initial body. If not, this could either be a sign of her current body failing/dying or her parasitic control over it weakening.
She raises up, does some hand movements, lets out a wave of magic and begins to glow brightly. When we check back in on her, she has expelled her wings (she has them back in flower form but they DO appear slightly different. More petal-like and droopy. See above.) and wriggling tentacles appear from behind her...
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You can debate that these are the Dream Stalk's vines wrapping around her, but they don't seem to behave the same way. (They don't have leaves either, which the vines do.) Thus, I think these are "appendages" that specifically appear as part of Sectonia/Joronia's transformation process. If you think about the way insects emerge from their cocoons, I can imagine these as tendrils as coming out from a "split/crack" that slowly forms in her back...
There's a LOT of light and time and struggle involved in the process but this could be just because the Dream Stalk was such a large and powerful target, being rooted into Popstar itself. If she's done this hundreds or thousands of times before, it is possible there is a shorter version of this for things she already overpowers.
...Though, the grimdark part of my brain imagines things like Taranza using his magic to hold one of her struggling targets down while she enwraps it with her horrible parasite tendrils. If Dess hasn't said this before, I'm less interested in soft, sad boy Taranza and much more interested in "1/2 of a gleeful villain couple" Taranza, who is so captivated by his beloved, he happily joins her in all sorts of horrendous things - leading military invasions in her name, assassinations, putting down rebellions, capturing new victims for her, all things he IS implied to do in game through Dedede -  only turning a blind eye to it because he believes in and is infatuated with her and thus, this must be the right thing to do. Right...?
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In summary, what we can glean is all pretty bad. Sectonia doesn't even "swap" bodies because the bodies she absorb all get used up and can be said to be "dead" from the moment she inhabits them. Though you can even argue this, as, once she is defeated, the Dream Stalk seems to regain its individuality after her absorption. If you're re~ally into horror, you could take this to mean that some aspect of her victims consciousness is carried on from body to body...!!!!
Also, swapping from body to body appears to be more of a melding process anyway, which could also be pretty darn horrible, depending upon how much control you think she has over which traits she inherits from her victims. If it's entirely her choice, it's simply a matter of how many bodies until she's found the traits she believes "perfects" her ultimate vision of herself - plus how many times she changes her mind. If it's NOT then she's probably gone through an insane amount of swaps/victims, discontented at the results and insisting on trying again and again until it turns out "right."
And there you have it! Joronia's transformation into Sectonia is both deeply pitiful and deeply, deeply frightening!
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thecosmiccrow · 4 months
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what are your biggest headcannons for nuzi??
Uzi’s super big on personal space and hates people getting close and touching her. Except when it’s N. She’ll just let him do stuff willy nilly
Uzi acts really aloof when others are around but when theyre alone she just shoves herself into him because shes actually really touched starved and hes so comfortable. She loves cuddling with him although she’d NEVER say that out loud.
Uzi shows him animes she likes on the reg. sometimes she even shows him OCs for the show. The first time N drew one of her characters she cried.
^ Every time he draws something for her (OC, a dog, or just a drawing of her or them) she hangs it up somewhere in her room. Every single drawing he has given her is up there, except for one tiny one he drew of her, which stays in her pocket. She drew a small drawing of N for him to keep so they could be matchy matchy :3
Uzi and N often play video games together as a pastime, sometimes including Thad, V, and/or various friends they (N) makes.
^ bunch of hc built off of that:
They have a minecraft server with a bunch of other people and Uzi is always a gremlin, punching people off of cliffs and burning their homes and whatnot. Especially if anyone gets close to N or his house, she just goes feral on them. She’s also booby trapped some of the area around it (to which N has inadvertently walked into a few before she told him where the rest were)
Uzi gets mad at hell when they play smash bros because N just uses the “play pink character and press b” move and still somehow beats her ass with kirby all the time
Uzi isnt that good at fighting games in general, N normally wins at those. Unless it’s a shooter, and then he gets absolutely decimated.
They play roblox and when they aren’t messing with small children, theyre playing something like altitorture (N keeps falling and Uzi playfully yells at him)
they love matching their avatars but using purple and yellow as accent colors, respectively.
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fantasylandbitch · 9 months
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Summary: After the events of the bodega you, Sam, and Tara are brought downtown to NYC’s 5th Precinct. Later meeting up with Mindy at the Blackmore University park to discuss a crash course in the Film Industry's Logic.
Warning: Long Story, Funny, Fluff, Cussing
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 2.5 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 4.5 Chapter 5 Chapter 5.5  Chapter 6 Chapter 6.5 Chapter 7 Chapter 7.5 Chapter 8 (Chapter 8.5 Coming Soon)
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At first, you didn’t think much about why you were in a holding cell before you slowly started pacing back and forth thinking 'Do the cops think I killed those people?' while waiting for someone to come talk to you before sitting down on a bench away from the other people in the cell. The whole waiting game causes you to play with the fidget ring on your finger for comfort, as you take a deep breath trying not to incriminate yourself."I'm okay, Y/n you did nothing wrong. You were protecting Sam and Tara" you say to yourself, calming down slowly when someone called your name.
“Y/n? What are you doing in a holding cell?” they asked you and you looked up before smiling.
“I’ve been asking myself that for the past few minutes. What are you doing here?” You asked them as you got up, walking to the bars that held you.
“I’m on a special assignment, are you here with anyone else?” they ask and you nodded.
“Yeah, I’m here with Sam and Tara” and they looked at you with surprise.
“I see the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.”
You scoffed “Go fuck yourself, Kirby,” you say jokingly and she laughed.
“I would but your sibling Cam is so good at it" and you gag at her statement "Keep practicing, anyway I’ll get started on the paperwork so they can let you out” before she looked down at your feet.
And you sigh “it's a long story,” you say and Kirby nods.
“I’ll get you shoes too,” she says doing as promised before going to the back to get Sam and Tara.
While you wait to be led out Sam and Tara are being interrogated. “I can vouch for my daughter so that's one less person to worry about. Do you guys know anyone who would want to target you?” Bailey asks.
And Tara says “Not anyone who’s still alive.”
Bailey’s response to that was “Yikes” when he was interrupted by one of his fellow officers saying that the FBI is claiming the case making the girls look at each other “Who are they?” Bailey says slightly annoyed as he gets up to find out who it is, leaving Sam and Tara by themselves.
“Tara, did you see Y/n on the way in here?” Sam asks her sister worried about you.
And Tara thinks about it with a sigh “I don’t think so but I know that I saw another police car behind the one we were in so it’s possible Y/n might be here.”
And not long after putting on the new shoes that Kirby requested for you, you hear a commotion down the hallway hearing someone say "We're going" when you spot Sam and Tara from your cell walking toward the exit. And just as you were going to call out to them Tara turns her head, and her eyes connected with your own.
"Y/n!" she yells, running to your cell.
"Tara!" you say happily hugging her from behind the bars.
"Tar-" Sam starts, getting ready to yell at her sister to stay close when she finds you hugging her sister, watching you with wide eyes as an officer lets you out and she notices the little cuts that littered your face as she approaches you against her will. As if her body had a mind of its own, she reaches out for your arm before pulling you into her shoulder she wraps her arms around you holding you firmly in place as she buries her face in your shoulder, and suddenly your vision is blurred by the tears that developed just by being in her warm embrace as you laughed momentarily before laying your head against her shoulder. No thought was going through Sam’s head that could have possibly consulted you for facing your first Ghost Face as you hug her tightly back, and the thing is she almost wishes you hadn’t met her sister in college, maybe after all of this mess had blown over or maybe she could have met you at a bar or a therapy session sure but not at a time like this. And while you and Sam are hugging each other Tara stands to the side and watches, wondering why she might be feeling threatened by you hugging her sister the way you are when she knows she should be happy despite saying that Sam was off limits to you but she can't bring herself to yell at you.
“Let's go meet up with Mindy, okay?” and you nod at that, wiping your tears, as you start following Sam and Tara out the door, soon seeing a bunch of reporters asking Tara and Sam invasive questions.
For instance, like “Tara do you feel safe at home with your sister?!” or “What do you have to say for yourself Samantha for all those killings?” before you see a woman in blue catch your eyes making you light up.
“Oh my god your Gale Weathers!” you say excitedly before looking at Tara who looked at you with a glare making you realize that the woman in front of you is sort of the reason for all of this “Oh my god your Gale Weathers” you repeated but unenthusiastically, looking at Sam before mouthing a sorry to Gale and she nods in understanding before you walked to the taxi, allowing them to hash it out as you asked for a wipe or two from the driver. While you clean yourself up, you turn around to check on the girls when you catch Tara right hooking Gale in the face causing you to cover your mouth in surprise "damn" you say to yourself before moving your hands to your neck and shoulders to message, the girls eventually walking over to you. "Did you seriously just hit Gale Weathers in front of the police station?" you ask and Tara nods as you get into the car getting the window seat.
"She evaded Sam's so I just surprised her with my own" Tara says sitting next you taking up the middle seat.
As Sam gets into the taxi you look at her and she gives you a "what?" before telling the taxi driver to go to the Blackmore University Campus.
When you, Sam, and Tara meet up with Mindy and the rest of your friends at the Blackmore Campus park, Anika offers you a seat next to her, and when you take a seat Sam invites herself to sit on your left closer to Chad and opposite to him Tara. Then Anika taps your shoulder causing you to lean to your right.
"Yeah what's up?'' you respond.
"I'm glad you girls are okay. We were pretty worried last night" she says before bringing her knuckle up to rub against your wounded cheek.
And you give Anika an apologetic smile "I'm sorry we made you guys worry, it wasn't our intent," you say as you see Anika smile like a mom would to her baby after getting hurt before she stopped, smirking to the person behind you. Unknowest to you Sam gave Anika a look before placing her leg near yours as your knees touched making you look down to your left before smiling and rubbing her leg with your hand stopping when Mindy started talking. The conversation allows Sam and Tara to take turns filling in the blanks.
"That's right, Heroes are now in college which means new suspicious characters brought in to round the suspect list and or body count check, check, check, and check" Mindy says pointing at Ethan, Quinn, Anika, and You.
"I don't like this" you hear Ethan say feeling offended while you took slight offense to it as you are a movie nerd yourself.
"But it's not about Stab 2 anymore" causing Tara to ask.
"Why not?" and Mindy smiles.
"Because we're in a franchise! And there are certain rules to continuing a franchise and that means everything is bigger than the last time, which means what happened last time expect the opposite, and No one in our group is safe, especially Sam, Tara, Kirby, and Gale."
The new information causes you to take a very deep breath as Sam and Tara look at each other, while you look at the floor worried, because Kirby is your sister in law and she was just starting to help you build a bridge to talk to your sibling again at her wedding two years ago before you noticed Ethan was talking. You noticed that Ethan was talking about if he was a part of the friend group and his own life but what he says next causes you to throw a rock at him.
"Does that mean me and Y/n are going to die as virgins?" he asks.
His question makes your eyes go wide as your face turns red as your friends look at him but Sam never took her eyes off of you, in fact, she watched you pick up a rock as your face morphed from shock to anger throwing the rock near Ethan's crotch as a threat making him jump.
"TMI you cunt! Nobody in the group needed to fucking know that" you say embarrassed, because you told him in confidence so he wouldn't feel bad, but now you wish you hadn't said anything to him before you shot Sam a glare not realizing how your actions are turning Sam on as she looked away.
"Your fine Y/n but weird fucking overshare Ethan," Mindy says standing up for you before she continues her onslaught of thoughts walking over to him. "But that brings us to our current suspects, Ethan. The shy dorky guy that no one suspects because he's so shy and dorky" she says
"Wait why? Because I'm randomly Chad's roommate?" and Mindy smiles.
"Roomie lotteries can be juked or fixed to get close to us" she says moving on to Quinn "Quinn. The slutty roommate, a horror movie classic" causing Quinn to sort of smile.
"Sex Positive but…thank you?" She questions as Mindy continues.
"How did you come by our friends Sam and Tara?" she asks and Quinn answers.
"I answered their ad-" when Mindy interrupts.
"Say no more! You've implicated yourself enough" and Tara interjects.
"It was anonymous and her dads a cop" as Mindy interrupts her.
"Keep adding to the suspensions list! Now Anika" she says sweetly.
And you smile as they both blew kisses at each other when Mindy drops a "Never trust the love interest" she says causing you and Anika to drop your smiles at the same time when Sam looks over with a perplexed look before Mindy makes eye contact with you.
"Finally Y/n" she says as everyone looks at you.
And you look down briefly to play with your fidget ring before looking back up at her "Yes, Professor Meeks?" you say nervously.
And Mindy takes a moment trying to think of how to properly implicate you before speaking "Just like Ethan-" she starts when you interrupt her.
"Don't lump me in with him" you say and she nods.
"Just like someone in the group, what are the chances of you going to college and leaving it as you befriended Tara and later the rest of us taking into account your personality your quiet, outgoing in intimate settings, and let's not forget to mention anger issues"
And now you take offense to that last part because you know that the only times you were mad was when those girls threw their drinks at Sam and when Ethan opened his mouth about not wanting to die a virgin. The heavy weight in the air causes Sam to think of what to say to the group as she doesn't believe you would do any harm to any one of them unless provoked. "Okay so we have our rules and our suspects" she starts when Ethan interrupts.
"Wait wait what about you guys?" he asks and you defend them.
"Well Ethan the four of them experienced the horrors in Woodsboro they're the survivors" you say as Quinn tries to debunk you.
"What if the trauma made one or more of you snap?"
And Sam looks at Quinn knowing what she might be insinuating before you look at Ethan studying him when he says "Yeah what if the fame made you guys thirsty for more. I mean let's me honest some of the things they say online about Sam-"
The last portion of his sentence causes Tara to defend her sister "Dont you fucking dare" as you and Tara are about ready to throw hands when Anika says something to defuse the situation.
"I mean let's face it we're all suspects, it's only fair that you guys are too."
She says as you watch Mindy, Sam, Tara, and Chad look at each other before you get up to take a walk and when Sam notices she gets up to walk with you to keep you company at first, when she notices that you're looking at the ground.
"Hey Y/n wait up" you hear Sam call you as you stop to look at her.
"Oh hey.." you say to her disenchanted as Tara watches you guys from the bench.
"I would like it if yo-" she starts when you interrupt her.
"Sam I don't think it's safe for either of us to be around each other"
You say before looking away from her when Sam notices the cut on your neck as she remembers seeing one like that in her dream.
"I don't believe you would do anything like that Y/n.." drawing your attention back.
"Yeah and what makes you say that?" you say annoyed.
"I just know and I would appreciate it if you come with us to our apartment."
She states causing you to put your head on her shoulder and with a muffled sound you say "Fiiiiine" making Sam relax with a light chuckle.
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sparkyblizz · 22 days
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so I've recently been rotating an idea in my head for the funnies where Kirby, Bandana, Meta and Dedede all get magically transported to Earth (while there's still humans present) and are also magically able to transform into human forms, which they do so for the purposes of trying to fit in while they figure out how to get home
all this to say, I randomly pictured a human version of King Dedede wearing a Hawaiian shirt and I just thought that visual was so funny and great
more about this idea under the cut:
Somehow Dedede and Meta have knowledge about what humans are like and this informs how they attempt to fit in
re: above point: they believe that if anyone asks, they have to say they're the parents and Bandana and Kirby are their kids
their human forms originally sport clothes best made to approximate their regular appearances (and while the kids may look vaguely ordinary, the outfits of the adults are not) and so on their first day in [insert well-known American city here] they look extremely out of place
the gang goes into a department store to buy normal clothes and hijinks ensue: Dedede is annoyed by struggling to find clothes in his size, Kirby wants a pink dress and no one objects, etc.
Dedede tries to cook food and messes up so badly he sets the kitchen on fire, and as they're outside watching the fire department deal with it, Dedede sits dejectedly on the ground while Meta massages his shoulders, citing the fact that humans are receptive to physical touch and it could make him feel better since they're in human form (and it does make him feel better) (I had to include at least one metadede moment in there)
the gang has a beach day and marvel at how swimming is starkly different when you've got long limbs and need to breathe air (these guys can just be underwater for so long in games oh my god)
I think that's it for my silly ideas rn I'm so sorry Kirby fandom no one should have ever let me play these games now you're plagued with my random thoughts and ideas
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pwncez · 3 months
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Hi Bella 🎀🩷 i hope you had a wonderful Christmas!!:) speaking of which… Christmas time always seems to mess up my sleep schedule and I always have a hard time falling asleep ): I have this one particular scenario I can’t stop thinking abt that I would love to share with you!!💗
So what do you think eren n ony would do if reader had trouble falling asleep at night ): and would perhaps… somehow escape their grasp and sneak away to play video games very late when she knows she’s not supposed too! And what if this behavior were to turn into a bad habit, like for a whole entire week she’s been staying up all night n feeling super tired throughout the day? They know it’s not good for their bb at all ):
hiiiieeee angel 🐾🎀 oh i did , i did ! ! ! a swell christmas indeed :3 tankU !
n hmmm . . . okie so , boff eren n ony r light sleepers [ eren moreso than ony ] , so when one of dem , in dis case , both of dem , feels reader’s body start to slowly rise and slip from underneath their heavy arms thrown over her hip , initially they jus think she’z leavin to get some water . nnnn , da only game console i see her in 2w&l uni havin iz a nintendo switch hehe ૮꒰ྀི ˃̶ ᵕ ˂̶ ꒱ྀིა i picture she has all da cute littol games like . . acnh , luigi’s mansion , stardew valley , kirby & da forgotten lands , cooking mama !
n she enjoys listenin 2 da sounds of da game so , in order not 2 wake dem , she goes n cuddles up underneath a blanket in da living room on da couch . she only does dis for abt 45 mins or so — hurries n climbs back in2 bed b4 ony or eren catch her / wonders where she’s gone .
yeah , a week in2 her doin dis , da both of dem pick up on it . durin da day she’z more poutie ): grumbles n whines n huffs . n ‘s when she dang near falls asleep while standing wif ony at his job — underneath a car being lowered frm an hydraulic lift , mind u [ smthn onya has told her time n time again not to b near ! ] da changes r instilled .
strict daddies eren n ony give her a bedtime :c — eleven o’ clock . dey take her phone an hr b4 to reduce her blue light exposure n thirty minutes b4 , one of dem soothingly rubs a melatonin cream upon her arms , her chest , her neck , all of her pulse points . if she’z feeling particularly clingy , one of them will also lay with her and heave her up within their big , firm arms . they’ll quietly tell her abt da day they had until she knocks out while listenin to da mellow drawl of their baritone . they need their princess well rested . sleep iz important ! a well rested princess iz a happie princess !
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Kirbtober Day 7: Headcannon
Headcannons about Dream Land’s favorite pass-time:
Avalanche!
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It’s going to be a very long post.
Context:
Originally, this was from the Avalanche arc, which was a part of an overly ambitious project about what if I, local Kirby fan and idiot, retold the entire story of Kirby, and took inspiration from every medium of Kirby, and I mean every.
I scrapped the idea of rewriting the entire Kirby story because, first of all, I'm not a writer and, second of all, I don't have that kind of patience.
But oddly enough, I grew so fond of the Avalanche Arc that it became part of my head-cannon.
The Avalanche Arc would’ve taken place before Bandana Dee had his Bandana
Headcannon #1:
Avalanche makes everyone act terribly to one another
There’s no magic or scientific reason behind this
It’s just like playing board games with your family
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Headcannon #2:
There’s a wristwatch version of Avalanche that allows online multiplayer
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The buttons to move your piece are the two blobs on the side and the button in the center is to drop.
Players often use these wristwatches to practice for the competition that happens annually, but recently been changed to triennially due to the Avalanche Competition, causing an increase rate in crime and sabotage pre-competition.
The wristwatch has four modes:
Arcade:
See how long you last
Vs:
Play against another player to see who’s better
Competition:
A mode only available during competition (will be explained later)
Time:
Tells the time
Headcannon #3:
There are two types of Avalanche Competition that are usually hosted:
digital and IRL
Digital is basically your average Kirby Avalanche gameplay
IRL has the same mechanics as Avalanche, where you match the same color blobs together and make combos but with a twist, it takes place in an actual stadium.
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Players use large hooks to rotate and guide the blobs to their preferred spot.
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Player are able to keep reference of where they have placed the blobs by using the Competition mode on their wristwatch as referenced before. Most players bounce on the already stacked blobs to reach the blobs above.
Beginners typically use the ladder.
And some players have the ability to float or fly to reach the blob.
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Like in normal sports, there are more ideal Avalanche players, usually ones who are able to fly or float, but others have figured out ways to get around these shortcomings by using their own skills and abilities.
There are two main type of skills:
Delay Skills:
Skills that stops or slows down the falling of blobs for a few seconds
(Only affects falling blobs)
Destroy Skills:
Skills that destroys already placed blobs
(Only affects blobs that have been placed)
Other rules include:
DON’T SABOTAGE THE OTHER PLAYERS!!!!
You can use a skill only after completing a certain amount of combos (amount depends on how powerful the skill is)
Don’t attempt to move blobs that have already been placed
PLEASE DON’T SABOTAGE THE OTHER PLAYERS!
Headcannon #4:
Some Dream Landers aren’t avid Avalanche enjoyers but usually still tune in to see the blob cam
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Because as much as everyone loves seeing their favorite player succeed, everyone always prefers seeing the loser get (safely) crushed by the piling up blobs and come out as a blobby mess.
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Kirby:
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Rising up the ranks rapidly, it’s Kirby! They do not only have the ability to float, which puts them ahead of most players, they also have not one, not two, but three skills to aid them in the competition!
Skill: (L x W)
Copy Ability:
Allows Kirby to switch from these three copy abilities:
Ice:
Allows Kirby to freeze blobs from falling for a few seconds
Fire:
Allows Kirby to burn and destroy blobs (2 x 4)
Fighting:
Allows Kirby to break boulders and the blobs surrounding it (2 x 2)
Trivia:
Kirby would’ve picked mike as one of their abilities but the competition didn’t allow it
Even though most people brush off Kirby as just being the ideal type of person to play Avalanche due to their ability to float and the many skills they can utilize, their ability to think quickly on their feet is the main reason why they quickly became one of the top players
Kirby is the first player in Dream Land to have three skills
Some Avalanche players (in order of worse to best):
Chilly and Tokkori:
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This tag team may bicker often, but when working towards a common goal, nothing can stand in their way!
Skill:
Freeze!:
Allows Chilly to freeze blobs from falling for a few seconds
Feather Falling:
Allows Tokkori to slow down blobs from falling by grabbing the blob with his hook and letting it fall gently
Trivia:
The main reason why they usually lose is that they often argue and complain that the other one have placed a blob wrong
They have a strong rivalry with the Sun and Moon for best tag team duo
Tokkorri is better at solo Avalanche than Chilly
Meta Knight:
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Even this lone swordsman couldn’t resist the fierce competition of Avalanche! His ability to fly and slash makes him a fearsome foe!
Skill:
Piercing Slash:
Allows Meta Knight to clear an entire row
Down Thrust:
Allows Meta Knight to clear an entire column
Trivia:
Meta Knight quickly became an Avalanche Competition fan favorite due to his mysterious aura and his flashy skills
Meta Knight is extremely bitter about being ranked below King Dedede
Meta Knight’s playing style is heavily inspired by the long reigning Avalanche Champion, only known as ‘The Avalanche King’
King Dedede:
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Make way for the King himself! Ranked second best, this King is a force to be reckoned with! With his trusty tool he’ll destroys anyone who threatens his rank!
Skill:
King Dedede’s Hammer:
Allows King Dedede’s hook to change into the hammer and give the blobs a large bonk (4 x 4)
Triple Dedede Hammer:
Allows King Dedede’s hook to change into a hammer and wack the blobs three times destroying them in the process 3 x (2 x 2)
Trivia:
King Dedede was the number one ranked players for years before someone else took that spot
King Dedede created his hook by himself and this design later inspired Masked Dedede’s hammer
There’s a stadium specifically made for him due to his larger size compared to the average Dream Lander
The Avalanche King:
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After vanishing for years, the Avalanche King finally returns! This mysterious champion may look like your run-of-a-mill Dream Lander, but his skills are nothing to scoff at! His speed and quick-thinking are unmatched, but why did he return?
Skill:
None to destroy blobs or to delay blobs. Only fan-service babyyyyy!
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Trivia:
It’s Bandana Waddle Dee.
In the Avalanche Arc there was a joke about it being very obvious that it was him but somehow no one knows.
He wears a masked because he doesn’t want King Dedede to figure out he’s been slacking off to play Avalanche and that he took King Dedede’s title
The reason why he vanished was because Bandana Dee realized he had a very unhealthy addiction to Avalanche and decided to quit
He returned because Kirby made him relapse
He’s the same waddle dee from the actual Avalanche game (still a head-cannon)
The reason he’s so cracked at Avalanche is because I wanted to foreshadow his ability to to use a spear by paralleling how he uses the hook to play avalanche (This originally was a part of a story like I said before.)
This was also planned to show that even if Bandana Dee isn’t as physically strong as the others, he has the capacity to be smarter and think quicker than his peers, (I know it isn’t cannon (double isn’t cannon because it’s from an alternate universe), but from the Dreamy Gears Light Novel, it was shown that Bandana Dee figured out how to read ancient text faster than Meta Knight, so I like to think he has the ability to work smarter and harder).
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icedragonlizard · 2 days
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Mr. Gentleman Mouse Thief is in my mind at the moment, so allow me to talk about him for a little bit.
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Daroach isn't my most talked about Kirby character or anything, but I sincerely think that he's really cool beans.
Squeak Squad is... on the lower end of Kirby games for me, but at least it did introduce a very cool character in Daroach.
He's definitely my favorite out of the wave 2 dream friends.
I love that this guy just has an aura of coolness around him not commonly seen in most others in the cast. And I also love that even after redeeming himself, he's legit canonically still a thief LMAO.
Daroach's thievery antics make a lot of room for potential as to how he could interact with others in the cast, in my opinion.
I don't necessarily take Star Allies intro gags as either canon or gospel, but I'm well aware of the gag where Daroach steals Magolor's ship away from him. And I think that was utterly hilarious.
My interpretation of Daroach is that he's laidback, good-humored, and is capable of notable kindness as he has a soft spot for some people (most notably his squad, Kirby, and the rest of wave 2). But he also very much enjoys causing mischief via committing robberies.
He steals from most of the other dream friends, quite frankly. Although it's not particularly personal as he doesn't really have disdain for any of them. He just does it because it's fun and enriching for him. He's relatively indiscriminate in terms of who he robs, as there are only a few people that he truly won't steal from.
Those few people include Kirby (because he ain't gonna mess with Kirby), Adeleine, Ribbon (because he'd feel terrible to steal from them), and Meta Knight (he'd want you to believe the reason he doesn't steal from Meta Knight is because of how cool Meta is, but in reality it's because Meta Knight WOULD MAKE HIM REGRET IT).
Daroach is a trollish guy in my headcanons. He's good-humored, like I said. He cracks bad jokes and he might talk your ear off when he's hanging out with you. Part of the motivation of him stealing from certain people such as King Dedede is by virtue of liking to get a rise out of them.
My interp of Daroach being this good-humored is what allows him and Marx to be friends, as they both have that "enjoyment from getting reactions out of people" thing in common. They've definitely teamed up together in mischief before.
I've also blessed Dark Meta Knight by having him be buddies with Daroach.
I like to imagine Daroach's (and by extension, the entire squeak squad's) home being secretive. Like a hideout. It'd make sense because if people found out, their place would totally get raided in revenge for all the robbery attempts. My headcanon is that the squeak squad has their hideout located in a secret place in the Popstar country of Sand Canyon (an area introduced in Dreamland 3).
But yeah, that kinda sums it up here. I've got a lot more for Daroach that I could talk about but I'm gonna keep it brief (at least in comparison to a lot of my other posts LOL).
The guy is super cool and sly, and the stuff we have to work with for him can be very fun use in terms of how he could interact with other characters. Mischievous gentleman thief that's laidback and likes to have fun!
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KBASW Chapter 2: The Hero's End...
Holding back the tears, Kirby desperately tried to muffle cries with his hands. He didn’t want the others to hear him. Slowly, the little star warrior backed away in horror… lost and heartbroken…
~Surely this was a misunderstanding; Fumu didn’t mean to say that, right? 
But Kirby already knew that…
He knew even if he were to go up to her right now and reveal he was there the whole time... He knew she’d say, “I didn’t mean to say that.”
He knows Fumu didn’t mean it… just like everyone back in the village… The cappies didn’t mean to blame him for the mess or to want to kick him out... but they meant it and so did she. 
Desperately, Kirby tried to think of someone else, anyone else he could run to. Bun came to mind, but (with his mental state)… All he could think about were the times Bun and the other kids made him feel like an outcast:
They’d pick on him for being the slowest, not understanding the game...or they'd just make him feel left out in general! He just wasn't like the other kids… or anyone on Dreamland.
Then, a particular memory kept flashing back into Kirby's mind; this was when they'd all say their goodbyes and go home for the day.
He’d watch the other kids run back into their house, being greeted by their parents… as they were welcomed home. While he’d return to his little house on the hill, alone with no one waiting for him... Which he didn't mind at first; only now did he realize how sad it was.
He originally believed that Fumu was that person, but… she wasn't; he wasn’t upset at her for that. This was just something he thought to himself; it wasn’t just her job to be… she wasn’t his parent...
She already had a family: her brother, her mom, her and dad... but he-He was always welcomed by the Eburms, but he wasn't a part of that. At the end of the day, he wasn't a part of their family... This moment solidified that fact. He was just some kid that tagged along with her and her brother...
He continued to retreat from the scene, not knowing where he was going. Consumed with grief, Kirby’s eyes began to blur out his surroundings. He didn’t even know where he was backing up to… he just wanted to get away, no! He had to get away, anywhere but here. He just wanted this terrible day to end so-
Swoop~
He tripped on the back of his heels, causing the little astral to curl up into a sphere. With great speed he rolled down the hallway continuously like a bowling ball; taking out several waddle-dees in the process. He kept tumbling down to the basement, endlessly spinning on and on and on and- 
~Clang
He banged against something hard & metallic; it caused a loud chime to echo through the room. Then a huge bruise appeared on his forehead. Soon, his pink fleshy skin became all red.
Kirby touched it briefly, and instantly, a stinging pain spread throughout his body (… it was a real shiner). Nothing seemed to go right for him today; this bump was just the painful red cherry on top. 
Curiously, he opened his eyes to peek at what had caused this lump.
His vision was blurry though; all he could see was some sort of yellow haze in front of him. Slowly, he began to back up as his vision became clearer. It was his Starship... he’d forgotten all about it. 
The last time he had flown it was during the race wtih Tokkori-
Right, Tokkori...
The old starship sparked up old memories for the astral baby, but remembering them made him feel empty. They were hallowed out now; the essence of joy within them had turned into bitter sorrow.
~Were things always like this
He thought back to when he first arrived in Dreamlan; crashing his ship right near Cappy Town. Where everyone had gathered in anticipation to meet their fabled hero.
The shock and disbelief of the crowds when he first fell from his ship.
All he could remember was how disappointed they were when they first saw him; he wasn’t the warrior they were expecting... 
It seemed as if everything Tokkori had said was completely and utterly true:
Everyone was like that from the start... Nobody really cared about him... just what he did for them...
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Kirby's heart began to race again, this time even worse. It was as if his heart was going about to pound right out of his little body. His chest began to tighten, squeezing his windpipes. It became nearly impossible to breathe.
*Huff -puff-huff-
He began to hyperventilate uncontrollably fast, hopelessly gasping for air, but with each breath, he let in... another horrible feeling. It was as if he was getting choked out by his feelings. He had never known this type of pain in his life.
The little puffball could feel himself sinking… it was as if he was swept up by a wave... into the cold, unforgiving ocean. He was at the mercy of his own thoughts:
~… Fumu and Bun only ever hung around him because he was supposed to be “the hero," right? They had to look after him, not because they wanted to… And why would they? He wasn't the smartest person, he wasn’t the most reliable, he wasn't the most graceful person, and he couldn’t even talk….
*Huff -puff-huff-puff-
~They only accepted after he defeated the monster... In fact, if his ship hadn't been wrecked by King Dedede, wouldn't he have left Dreamland by now? In the end, his friends were just like everyone else... He could never be the hero that they wanted... He was always bound to disappoint them no matter what; it was like that from the start.
*Huff -puff-uff-huff- puff-uff-
~ At the end of the day, he was just a foolish kid who went along and believed in what everyone said. Just so he could be accepted... so he could be loved. Maybe he believed that… so he could run away from the truth; he was alone... he was always alone.
It was only just a dream... and it was over.
It was negative thought after negative thought… pulling him deeper into despair.  Suffocating, weighing him down, leading him even further from the light. He was unwanted, unloved… and something else; something very frightening... he was-
~Voom
Suddenly, the center of the ship started to unveil itself before Kirby. The round pod's glass encasing glowed, revealing the cockpit and a vacant pilot seat. Fixated on it, the gold finish of the spaceship sparkled in his eyes. As if it were tempting him...
This was his golden ticket out of here...
He had tried to run away before, but this was different. Nothing was tying him down to stay here anymore. All the memories... he had with everyone... seemed to be tainted.
~They never really loved "him," did they...? And really, what was stopping him from leaving... without his role as a hero, he would be just an outsider again… Does anyone want me now...now that the job is done… Without the monsters... without Nightmare, his reason to stay was completely gone!
The baby astral looked over to the ship again... shining even brighter this time. He already knew the answer...
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The nightmare was over... the story had ended... There was no need for a hero... Not anymore...
Chapter 2: The Hero's End (Chapter Notes)-
NEXT CHAPTER IT'S GOING TO BE META DAD TIME!
Chapter 2 was supposed to be longer, but I cut it in half since the perspective shift became too awkward. (Kirby's meltdown, then to Fumu & MK's confrontation)
(Anime/ Game references)
Rewatch episode one and try to tell me they were not mean to Kirby!? (Granted, they didn't know he was a baby at first, but come on, that is a child).
They put all this pressure on Kirby since day one!
First, I was a little concerned (at first), but I'm so glad I did. It gave me a chance to establish Kirby's connection to Void. (What's Kirby without friends but another Void Termina)And to explore Kirby's mindset a little more.
And I got to use the Kirby's starship! We only saw the Starship used 3 or 4 times in the series. -I feel like they had a bigger plan for it, but... they just forgot about it. (It's mine now, I'm using it)
Personal notes: Contains TW mental health/ Anxiety...
I put a lot of myself into this chapter... the scene where Kirby is trapped in his thoughts desperate to escape... based on my own personal experience with anxiety.
Anxiety & Rumination (my personal experience): When I have bad thoughts or feelings about myself... I ruminate and add to it. Almost as if I unintentionally find things that prove those things and make myself worse.
Often, we seek love & validation from other people and the work we do to determine our value but not in ourselves. Which is a dangerous mindset...
Everyone deserves love and is worthy of it. Regardless of what we are and what we can and can't do. That's something I want to explore with Kirby and a major lesson he gets to learn in the story.
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darth-sonny · 16 days
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for the ask game for kirby: defiant
ANGST PROMPTS #33: DEFIANT
Kirby messed up the moment they got caught.
Kirby messed up the moment they decided to sneak into Uncle Donnie’s lab.
It was off limits to them, just as his room and Uncle Raph's old room were. But Kirby was curious. Even with the walls soundproofed, they always heard the faint sound of music and machinery.
Their uncle always had stuff that Kirby only saw in Jupiter Jim movies tucked away in his battle shell. And it made them curious. They wanted to "see the magic", as Uncle Mikey would put it.
(It didn't help how Lita was allowed in, even though she was a baby. But Kirby ignored that, just how they ignored anything when it came to their new cousin.)
Getting inside was surprisingly easy. Uncle Donnie’s lab had a hand pad, just like in the movies. It was really cool, silver and purple with his logo spinning slowly on the screen.
Kirby had no idea how to hack, and they figured it was a lot harder than using a laptop and saying "I'm in". They could ask dad, but dad was off at work, and by the time he came back, Kirby would be too distracted to remember to ask him.
So, just for fun, they got on their tippy-toes and placed their hand on the pad.
It was honestly d̷͓̻́̇̍̏͝͝i̶̙̣͉̟͕̺͈̣͓̿̅̒͊̏͗̓̆͘s̵̛͕̯̻͎͙̉͊̂͋̽̀́̕͝ͅa̸̧̡͈̠̭̮̓͛́͗̓͐̈͌͘͝ṕ̴̩̜̹͓̩͌̉̓̌͜͠͝p̸̮̠̺̺͈̠͂̃o̴̧̐̿i̵̯̥̲̞͂̆͆̏͑̈́͌̚͜n̸̰̠̞̜̻̭͆́̈̀͛̾͝͝t̷͙̃́į̷̗͈̓̈̎̀n̴̩͇̲̊͌̂́̑̊̊̈̽̕g̷̙̩̮̹͍͇̲̍̓̔̚ how quickly the door opened up.
R̶̛̳̤̈́e̶̳̯̩͒̓a̷̯̻̳̎l̸̦̖̈́͑̾͘l̸̛̹̜̹͕͗͛͝y̵̲̲͎͝.̵̩̭̪́͒͒ ̴̛̜̈́̏Y̶̟̰͒͛̎́ó̴̜̙̈́u̵̥̙̇́̀'̷̡̖̲͋́̉̕d̷̮̀̅̍ ̶̢̗̭̆̕̕ť̵̯̤̦h̸̺̞̞͛̓i̶̡͈͌̃̇͋n̷̗̫̓̔̊̏k̷͉̤̙͕̉͊̏ ̴̡͐͌ĭ̴͎͙͗͆̚t̷͍́̓'̵̨̤̰͓̌͒̇̕d̷̫͕̱͉͐̽ ̸̫̥́̅b̶̫̣͗͛e̶͗̓͜͝ ̸̨̼̾ḿ̸̛̛͉̱̜̱ớ̶̡̺̹͑ȓ̶̛̳̹̣̅ë̶̻́̈͝ ̶͓̹̿̓ṣ̷̢̤͖͐̐ê̵͈̮̯͈͑̚c̵̢̎͗̉̈u̸͚͓̎̋̓r̴͖̓̉͝e̸͇̒̇̄ͅ.̶̻̔̌
Either way, Kirby bit back some giggles as they stepped inside. The inside looked a lot like the inside of Jupiter Jim's main starship, down to the circle rotators built into the wall.
Everything looked so cool.
Half-built robots, fully built ones, creepy looking wires in a very creepy mess, holograms of battle shells ideas, a very traditional corkboard with pictures and sticky-notes covering every inch of it. And, as is typical of their Uncle Donnie, every single thing was purple.
They took their time with everything. They knew not to touch anything they saw, even the multitudes of fallen pens and pencils on the ground. They had sparkles in their eyes, with everything catching their attention until they saw a new cool gadget or blueprint.
Everything was new and exciting, and Kirby began to wish that they had seen all of this sooner. Why were they kept away from all this? They were old enough to (somewhat) understand what he was building. Maybe if they showed interest in robots, even if for a bit, that may get their uncle to open up to them...
(They refused to think about seeing their Uncle Donnie happily taking Lita into his lab. Lita, who was asleep and couldn't appreciate anything her uncle was telling her. And how Kirby tried to move themself to peek inside, jumping a bit when the door closed unexpectedly.
They refused to think about anything when it came to Lita.)
Something sparks to life.
It's a computer.
There looked to be multiple windows open.
One of them, the biggest one, looked to be a medical report. Kirby's seen them in their dad's work whenever he brought them in.
And what caught their attention was their name.
Their name was at the top of the medical report.
KIRBY L. HAMATO
That was new.
Walking towards the computer, some words surrounding their medical report became clearer:
Blood tests... ophthalmoloscopy... healing factor... reflexes... empyrean testing... psychic connection to key(???)... hivemind probability testing...
Kirby understood none of those words.
There was a sticky note underneath the keyboard. It was impossible to miss, the bright pastel pink standing out nicely against the iron table.
Moving the keyboard, they read what was written:
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...
...What the heck was a Kraang?
"What! Are you doing in here!"
Oh no.
Kirby slowly turned around, eyes wide, and the feeling of guilt quickly seeped into their bones.
They were in trouble. They were in so much trouble. They should've just ignored being curious and just played with their toys, or read some comics, or watched some of Jiji's movies while he explained how he did some certain stunts–
"How did you even get in here? The key pad is specifically designed to only read my palm print, so how in the everloving fuck–?!!"
Kirby didn't mind that they couldn't talk. Well, they could, but only with dad. With the rest of their family, it felt as if their voice refused to come out. It was hard to talk sometimes. Even with Uncle Mikey or Jiji.
And now, it was especially hard.
Especially with Uncle Donnie glaring down at them as if...
...well, he always glares at them no matter what they did.
But Kirby understands that he has a reason now. They snuck into his lab, looked at his private stuff, and even his computer.
Without noticing, Kirby had lifted their hand and pointed at the screen.
Their medical report was plain for him to see.
Uncle Donnie’s glare, if somehow, got darker.
"That doesn't concern you."
They pointed at their name, which, again, was very plain to see.
"I'm not answering that. You broke into my lab, disrespected my privacy, and now are snooping through my computer! Your little play at defiance isn’t cute, just plainly disgusting!" He crossed his arms. "I swear, if it weren't for Nardo, I would've–"
What is K-r-a-a-n-g?
Uncle Donnie froze.
And that feeling that was going in the pit of their stomach finally got a name.
Fear.
Kirby was scared of their Uncle Donnie.
The point at the pink sticky note underneath his keyboard.
K-r-a-a-n-g
Glowing purple spider arms grab them harshly, digging into their wrists and ankles.
Kirby chirps in distress, moving as hard as they could. The spider arms feel weird, really really (two really's) bad, and wrong and off.
W̴͈̜͈͂̉̿͑͝e̸̖͓̹͔̯̍̃̊a̷̮̝̝͉͎͑k̵͔͕̠̬̀ too.
One good s̸̱̈́́̏̃͆c̴͛ͅr̶̨̲̙̳͆͠e̵̛̝͓͇͙̊ạ̵̢̹̜̓̂m̴̞̏͂̓͂ should be enough to–
"Donnie!"
Oh.
That's Uncle Mikey.
Now they're really in trouble.
Dad comes home to a screaming match between Uncle Donnie and Uncle Mikey.
All it took was looking at how Kirby was hiding themself behind Jiji for him to get (part) of the story.
Uncle Donnie locks himself in his lab again.
Dad wraps up the bruises on their wrists and ankles.
Dad doesn't let them go for a week.
And Kirby doesn't bring up their question of what a Kraang is.
Like anything concerning Lita, they block the memory of that out of their mind.
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paffuto-pastry · 3 months
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I'm writing this for me and me alone but if you like it then it can be a lil treat for you too <3
AMAB!M!Robin x Plus Size!AFAB!F!PC (Smut ofc)
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Robin liked to think of himself as a good guy, especially considering the kinds of people who found themselves in this town. He most certainly would never do anything without your consent. He loved you way too much for that. You both took care of each other and that was what mattered in the end. At the end of the day, though, Robin still is a man with desires all his own. And surely.... Surely, you had to know what you were doing to him. Admittedly, it wasn't as if you were dressed in anything runway ready, just a pair of small black dolphin hemmed shorts and loose, comfy sweater. The two of you agreed to a day together where you would do nothing but rest so the dress code was casual at best.
The morning had been more than perfect, from when you two made pancakes for breakfast in the kitchen all the way until he pulled out his SNES and a copy of Kirby Super Star Ultra. Unfortunately, he wasn't paying as much attention to the game as he should have been. How could he? Not when the two of you were sitting on the floor of his bedroom, backs against his bed and he could feel your knee touching his, see the way the wide collar of your sweater dropped down and showed your shoulder and the top of your chest. If he had looked closely enough he could probably catch a glimpse of your panties under the crotch of your shorts.
So no, Robin wasn't super human nor was he immune to the charms of the woman he loved more than anyone else on the planet. He wasn't immune to this either; the feeling of your greedy walls sloppily sucking him further into you, the soft ripple of the extra fat and flesh you carried around your middle as his hips connected with yours.
The gentle sound of 8-bit music was easily overwhelmed and consumed by the soft "plap, plap, plap, plap" of him slamming his cock into your pussy. He was rarely this desperate, usually preferring to take his time savoring and worshipping every single inch of you, all smiles and gentle touches. Even when he folded your legs up, pushing your knees up to your chest or over his shoulder, looking down in awe of the soft folds of flesh from the way your body bent to his will. He made sure every crest and valley of your body felt as loved and beautiful as you were.
But today he had you face down, back arched like a bow, plump ass on full display. You weren't even sure if he was thrusting into you or if he was pulling you back and forth on his cock. His hand gripped and held you at the joint of your hip and thigh, your tummy spilling over his fingers as he found purchase under the soft mass of flesh and against the solid bone of your pelvis.
Fucked completely dumb the only words you had left in your brain were "Robin" and "Please." He wasn't much better off. His voice had lost all trace of the warm moans he usually let out when you two decided to mess up your sheets. Instead those moans were now soft pants blended with pitchy, pulsed whimpers and whines. If you'd have been any more coherent you may have cum just from the noises he was making alone.
He felt your luscious walls twitch and spasm around him, tightening around him enough to near force his entire length out if it weren't for the force he used when bullying his way back inside your sobbing hole. His hips stuttered as he sheathed himself inside of you, all the way to the hilt. His thighs trembled as he came inside of you with intensity that sent sparks through the base of his spine, his toes curling and muscles clenching in his fervor.
You both sat still for a moment, catching your breath before you felt him twitching inside of you, still completely hard. He leaned forward and kissed one of your shoulder blades before shakily whispering. "Do you mind?"
The only response you manage was a weary smile and a gentle affirmative nod giving him permission to continue. His pace started slow but quickly returned to the same mind numbing rhythm he held at first.
You wondered where he found such stamina, especially when you were supposed to be conserving energy today. Not that you were upset with this outcome you were just surprised by the intensity he was fucking you with. But if you asked him? He'd simply say that there was no way for him to hold back when you looked as stunning as you do. ˖♡⁠˖
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slaket-and-sprash · 9 months
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Ok so here's what I think what games clone high charecters would play.
Abe: pretty average taste. Dosent own a gaming system but will play games at friends houses, laughs at how bad he is.
Gandhi: definitely enjoys weirder games with a sense of humor. I imagine he'd probably recommend people games like Conker's Bad Fur Day or Earthworm Jim.
JFK: likes to play adventure games occasionally, but mostly sticks to sports games.
Joan of Ark: Enjoys more artsy games. I can see her being really into Metal Gear Solid honestly. She'll probably chew your ear off about the messages and themes of RPGS. Hates how most of the gaming community dosen't understand that most games were always "political" or "woke"
Cleopatra: isn't into video games but always listens to her partners talk about them.
Topher Bus: loves cartoony video games with deep lore. Kirby, Sonic, Mario (but mostly the RPGS) Kingdom Hearts, Zelda, ETC. will lecture anybody who even remotely cares about it. Will consider it a disgrace if you call them "kids games" and will talk about how messed up certain aspects of the games can get.
Confucius: Fortnite gamer all the way babeyyy. Spends most of his rich parents money on cosmetics.
Harriet Tubman: plays "relaxing" games like Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, Minecraft, Harvest Moon, or the Sims but in actuality stresses her out.
Frida Kahlo: plays mostly FPS games, thinks that getting on to Call of Duty is the most relaxing thing ever but she always plays with Mike off. Also is really into Halo and Doom.
Principal Scudworth: only references video games to relate to the clones, but played Mario Kart 64, Mario Party 1-3 and Goldeneye 007 in his frat boy days.
Candide Sampson: considers Video Games a waste of time, same with any peice of entertainment
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desultory-novice · 5 months
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The Dream Friends are thrust into a murder game! (Simulated. No one's actually dying. >.> )
Now...
...Who fulfills what tropes?!?
First to Die: either Marx or Dedede
Marx because he's a good fit for the "I don't believe this. This is stupid. There's no way this is real." :immediately killed off as an example of the mastermind's seriousness: character. (Or because killing "the funny clown guy" first achieves the same goal.)
Killing Dedede would be the hardcore version of this where you know no one is safe. That said, both of them have a strong claim to the title of Kirby's "rival" so whichever doesn't die is also a shoe-in for that character that is ALWAYS arguing with you in debates. The evidence is RIGHT THERE! You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?!?
- [Continued Below] -
Meta Knight is your support character who does all the complex mystery solving for you till they get removed toward the end of the game. Same with Magolor, except for the opposite side. Magolor is the one who is never completely trustworthy but still guides you to the logical answers with his trickery. These two almost assuredly die together-ish in the same late-game chapter, pitted against each other by the mastermind to isolate Kirby. On Magolor's side, he will probably be trying to make amends for messing up badly and causing someone to get killed accidentally earlier.
Bandee is an end-game survivor. You just know he is. Adeleine is either another survivor or dies in a middle chapter shock death because you had every reason to assume she was safe until she wasn't. May also be one of those characters who slowly breaks down and loses her spirit as things go on, being a completely different character at the end of the game. Especially if Ribbon dies at any point. (If Adeleine dies first and the killer didn't get Ribbon too, Ribbon will absolutely go ballistic on someone else later on.)
One of the two, Flamberge or Francisca, doesn't make it to the end. Tight knit pairs like these always get split up. Flam seems to need Fran more, so I'm going to assume it's Fran that gets the deep freeze (ohoho...) requiring Flam to both be held back from destroying the place in her rage and slowly learn to be on her own. Zan is a good fit for the rules lawyer character always trying to wrangle the group who is pushed into breaking her own code (probably for Hyness.)
Rick, Coo, and Kine are the quirky background chatter group who all (?) die in the same chapter when the stakes start getting really bad. Gooey survives till the end 100% because you need that one person who cannot follow the logic behind the mystery to save their life and has to have things explained to them but you still love them.
Elfilin is almost perfect for that innocent character that can do no wrong until you realize...oh no, they've been tricked into being responsible for a murder and there's nothing you can do to save them. Goes gracefully to their fate, wishing everyone the best...
Susie is one of those characters who isn't making it past chapter two. (Sorry, Susie! You're still great!) By process of elimination, Taranza probably gets to be the "last boy" sole survivor of Wave 3. But also for being smart enough to keep his head down when everyone else is being idiosyncratic. (Plus just actually having no murderous intent.)
Daroach voted most likely to seem like a reliable, funny friend for most of the game, only to be revealed as a wicked murderer later on only to THEN be revealed to have done the murder for the greater good of the rest of the party. Cue tears. (Aka, "the Gundham")
Dark Meta Knight is the biggest wild card. He could either be 1) the requisite asshole victim/patsy in someone else's scheme 2) the jerk killer without a sympathetic motive that makes you question if any of you are going to make it out of here alright 3) the one guy who is belligerent and nasty and unhelpful but won't just kill anyone and get it over with, only to step in at end to fill MK's empty shoes at a critical moment, saving the party 4) that guy who never really did anything good or bad and you cannot BELIEVE he made it to the end! Nooo! All my favorites died~! Why are you still here, you jerk~?! /affectionate
--TLDR--
[Survivors] Wave 0: Bandee Wave 1: Gooey Wave 2: DMK and/or Adeleine Wave 3: Taranza Wave 4+: Flamberge
[Potential Survivor] Dedede/Marx
[Murderers] Meta Knight, Daroach, Zan, Elfilin, Ribbon*
[Victims] The AF, Magolor, Susie, Francisca
*If Adeleine dies
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inifinitypink · 1 month
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QUEENS
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hi hi hii squad! I return with wasps in my back oh god help me-
anyways, lore time!
so, my kirby gijinka set thing is a multiversal AU where every single universe has a pink person (kirby verse has.. kirby, tinkle verse has popopo, steampunk verse has carvai and Clash has Pink Knight) as the true savior to all and stuff. kirby verse is a mixture of game n anime, meaning that rbay events happens first before kirbo dreamland and so on. while popopo verse is CLASSIC/pilot AU with bits of the novel and nana/thorn queen manga thrown in. in this verse, CROWNED dedede has a daughter and his right hand is a spikies wielder named thorn queen.. 80% of kirby's friends/enemies counterpart in popopo verse are just their beta designs or just.. designs I don't think they would fit in kirby verse (like DXs)
Popopo Triple deluxe story is dedede tour basically, except the whole kidnapping thing still happenes, not to him but, to his daughter. he and popopo team up to climb up all the way to the kingdom of floralia and just like in the game, Crowned DeDeDe throws hand with DX, she goes peter death pose, he gets sucked into the mirror world, DX rises again and popopo fights her in the background..
sorry if this mess doesn't makes sense, if you want me to rexplain something, please let me know.
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stardustshimmer · 7 months
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I know that Marx is your favorite character, but whats your exact opinion on him?
Gather ‘round, my dear internet friends. It’s Story Time with Stardust!
Today’s story…
How Marx Became my Favorite Kirby Character
Ok so back when I was first getting into the series, I was recommended a lot of “Kirby Characters in Vines” vids on YouTube. So I watched ‘em and enjoyed ‘em, even though I had absolutely no idea who half of those characters were besides Kirby, Meta Knight, and Dedede.
Marx was in a lot of them. And I was like “okay who is this dude???” Like out of all characters shown, he had most of my interest.
I’ll go ahead and mention that at that time, my first accessible Kirby games were through Switch Online. I had just beat Adventure, and had started to give Super Star a try. I didn’t really like it at first because I couldn’t get used to the backwards controls. So I kinda dropped it after a little.
Flash forward to when I was playing Classic Mode as Kirby in Smash Ultimate. I don’t exactly remember if this was before or after I purchased and started playing Star Allies, but I’m assuming it was before that. I reach the final stage, and there he is. That same purple jester. That was kind of a mind blowing moment for me because I was like WHAT IS HE DOING HERE????
Obviously, since I kinda sucked at Smash, I had to skip finishing Classic Mode.
I found out that Marx was a Dream Friend in Star Allies and I was like “WHWHSHWHWHSS HE IS EVERYWHERE. WHO IS HE???”
Seeing that he was the final boss in Super Star, I watched a playthrough of the whole game on YouTube and was like “you know what I might actually give Super Star another chance.”
So I did.
Little by little, I made my way through Spring Breeze, Dynablade, The Great Cave Offensive, and Revenge of Meta Knight using that same playthrough as my crutches.
Until finally, one fateful day, I did it. I had made it to Milky Way Wishes.
Getting through it was a fun, yet challenging experience (I absolutely despise the difficulty of the Heart of Nova segment. It had absolutely NO RIGHT being THAT rage-inducing for me).
Even though I 100% knew what Marx’s plans were, I willingly fought him, anyways.
Over and over.
I loved his boss fight so much that I made a save point on my switch JUST so I wouldn’t have to go throuGHTHE HEART OF NOVA FIRST-
But yeah. After that, I took him on in Smash Ultimate and had a blast. His new attacks are so twisted and messed up and I love them.
So yeah, sweet looking jester who’s actually evil was the best concept ever to me.
Out of all Star Allies Dream Friends, he’s my main. I really love his moveset, and the fact that whatever Friend Ability you add to him has moves that reference his boss fight made me so happy (like for example if you give him splash, the beach balls he drops create those vines that emerge from the ground, if I remember correctly).
And seeing all sorts of fanart of him online only fueled my love for him even more.
Marx is also THE reason why I have a soft spot for clowns. If it weren’t for him, the Dream Circus AU wouldn’t even exist.
Anyways, that’s how the traitorous jester stole my heart.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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