#A NOTECARD AND PUT IT IN THE OWL'S BEAK AND CROUCH DOWN AND ''FLY'' OVER TO THEM AND PECK THEM ON THE SHOULDER | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

united-under-skyfall · 1 year

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i'll never forget the time that a random girl from my history class came up to me after class twice in a couple weeks, introduced herself to me, then put her hand on my arm and told me i did really great in class and she was v impressed and i was SO DUMB i was like I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND but couldn't think of how to say it so i just DIDN'T BOTH TIMES and when i told my friends about it they said she was flirting w me and i didn't know how to break it to them that i don't think i was winning anyone over by roleplaying a kid with a vendetta in an ancient athens assembly post-the thirty's rule for three weeks

#like 80% of the class got real people but i got one of the teacher's ancient athenian OCs #cleophon the younger put some respect on that name 😤#god i never shut up during that unit tho i was THRIVING #he literally handed us our goals and factions explained the structure and rules of the assembly and said go nuts fighting #he straight up said 'im not going to be here. im the goddess athena now.' and then he PULLED OUT AN OWL HAND PUPPET #AND CROUCHED DOWN AND FLEW TO THE BACK OF THE ROOM #AND ANY TIME HE HAD NOTES FOR SOMEONE DURING CLASS ON WHAT THEY WERE SAYING/DOING HE'D WRITE IT ON #A NOTECARD AND PUT IT IN THE OWL'S BEAK AND CROUCH DOWN AND ''FLY'' OVER TO THEM AND PECK THEM ON THE SHOULDER #W THE OWL'S BEAK UNTIL THEY TURNED AROUND AND TOOK THE CARD AND THEN HE'D FLY BACK #but he said go nuts and I DID baby I DID #HE GAVE US CHARACTER SHEETS #mans been playing dnd for literal decades he was PREPARED #ramble

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