Chim: Do you think I'd be a good father?
Hen: Hell, no.
Chim: *sad noises*
Hen: You'd be a damn great one!
*Rest of the 118 and Maddie in the background clinking glasses*
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Jason, holding up a pill bottle: yeah so they only give you the good shit if you say you're thinking about harming yourself AND others
Tim: ohhh --
Jason: you have to say AND, not or
Tim, typing on his phone: AND others, gotcha
Dick: JASON --
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BUCK: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we two supposedly straight firefighters who are raising a child together? Who knows.
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Eddie *having a crisis*: Well, how did you know?
Buck: Know... what?
Eddie: That you liked guys as well as girls?
Buck: What do you mean? Doesn't everyone find everyone attractive?
Eddie:...
Buck: Don't they?
Buck: Don't they, Eddie?!
Eddie:...
Eddie: You know what, you deal with your crisis, I'll deal with mine.
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Buck: Hey, I heard that you've got a date tonight?
Eddie: Yeah, it's going to be great.
Buck: Oh. I thought, I just thought...
Eddie: What is it, Buck?
Buck, sadly: I thought we were going out tonight.
Eddie, tilts his head: Well, yeah? How am I going to go on a date without my date?
Buck: ...Huh?
Eddie: ...Did I not tell you this was a date?
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Eddie: You need to have a talk with your son.
Buck: Why? What's wrong with Chris?
Eddie: He's been dating two girls at the same time, and apparently, he's talking to a couple more. He didn't get that from me.
Buck: So, he's my son now?
Eddie: When he starts acting like a player, just like your Buck 1.0 days, then yes. He's your son.
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