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#8/9/22
enviousennui · 2 years
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Today's monumental
It's Star Trek day
The Queens dead 🦀🦀🦀
Trisha Paytas goes into labour
kiwi farms is shut down
Sans won the tumblr sexyman competition
And Toby Fox wrote sans and reigen fanfiction
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violentdevotion · 2 years
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i know he's happy rn. ily king
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skipp3r · 2 years
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Since people on other websites think tumblr is long dead and only realize we’re alive when a major historical event happens it’s like… ah yes, the people of tumblr only only come twice in a blue moon… on chilling autumn thurday evenings. They bring death. Their homosexual angels see everything, and tell them all.
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Imagine playing around with King on a summer afternoon
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You: *watering the plants in your garden*
King: *pushes a tree aside* hey (y/n), can I rant to you?
You: Sure, why not
King: *moves into your garden and sits on the wet grass* So Kaido wants me to team up with Queen on the next expedition. And~
An hour later
King: *absentmindedly starts pulling the leaves off one of your plants* and Yamato clocked him
You: *sprays him with the hose*
King: OI oi oi! What the hell?
You: you're going to kill that plant if you keep pulling off leaves.
King: Sorry! Sorry! Stop spraying me! Ha ha ha! *Tries to grab the hose*
You: Make me! *Dodges his hand and giggles*
King: now you've done it! Come here you little troublemaker.
You: *screams and runs away to the safety of a tree with low-hanging branches*
King: *laughs and gets down on his knees and tries to grab you*
You: *is forced to abandon the hose and makes a run for the door*
King: Gotcha! *Scoops you up in his palm and lifts you up to his face, so he can smile at you smugly* Hello, little troublemaker
You: Now look listen, I've been good, you don't wanna *screams when King dunks you in the nearby pond*
King: good my ass, now we're both wet.
You: *escapes his grasp and makes another run for it.*
Thirty minutes later
King: *laying on his back on the grass, trying to catch his breath* hey you wanna go get dinner?
You: *leaning against his shoulder and soaking wet* it's like you can read my mind, yeah, do you wanna change first or....?
King: nah, we should dry off before we get there.
You: and if we don't, we can drip on the floors and watch people slip while we eat. Diner and a show.
King: No, that wouldn't be funny
You: even if it was Queen?
King: *mentally picture's Queen's fat as sliding across the floor and can't argue that it couldn't be funny to watch him flail about* ... Okay look
You: *starts laughing*
King: You're a bad influence.
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magpie-69 · 2 years
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This is beautiful ❤️
#Queen
Phillip came to me today,
and said it was time to go.
I looked at him and smiled,
as i whispered that "I know"
I then turned and looked behind me,
and seen I was asleep.
All my Family were around me,
and I could hear them weep.
I gently touched each shoulder,
with Phillip by my side.
Then I turned away and walked,
with My Angel guide.
Phillip held my hand,
as he lead the way,
to a world where King's and Queens,
are Monarch's every day.
I was given a crown to wear
or a Halo known by some.
The difference is up here,
they are worn by everyone.
I felt a sense of peace,
my reign had seen its end.
70 years I had served my Country,
as the peoples friend.
Thank you for the years,
for all your time and love.
Now I am one of two again,
in our Palace up above.
(source: FB).
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mozart-tt · 2 years
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can there be more abstracty fanart
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dovevonascerequadro · 2 years
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dreamkeeperstomb · 1 year
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i have begun to pray the rosary each night.. i will tell you, the wonders it does to the subconscious.. as though my mind cleans itself anew with each night i sit and devote myself to the pleasant thoughts of prayer for others..
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gayelectrician · 1 year
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i love caterpillars and silk worms SO much i want to have them as little pets again, put them in a little box so they can just hang out with me, my little guys in my little box
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violentdevotion · 2 years
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no amount of the queen dying is gonna make me listen to the smith's sorry I hope morrisseys next
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moreotpsplz · 2 years
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The queen fucking died
Well how about that
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imerswrld · 2 years
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i have no boundaries when it comes to love.
trying to heal afterwards is heartbreaking on its own.
i betray myself constantly trying to feel wanted.
i never feel wanted.
it’s never love.
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magpie-69 · 2 years
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The UK is in mourning (no, I'm not speaking on everyone's behalf here, but I'm speaking for many), so please be respectful. If you can't, stay off my blog and my posts about the passing of Queen Elizabeth II. I don't care who you are, I will block you without a moment's thought if you post hate on any of my posts about my beloved Queen. Ok?!
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💜🙏💜
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sheneedsummilk · 2 years
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Oh I definitely fucking can do better. But whatever makes yourself feel better, buddy. LMAOOOOOOO
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