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Hey folks...Do you hate guns and want them out of your life, for good? I have decided to take a stand and help out in the best way I can think of.

If you or your friends have a pistol, revolver, shotgun, or rifle looking to be removed, I will take it (permanently) and ensure that it ends up in a safe place. I would normally charge for this kind of service, but I am willing to waive my fees because I care. Free pick-up service is also available within a 100 mile radius.

Private message me today so that your home can be a gun safe zone. I will give $20 gift cards to Starbucks (they are gun free, as well!) for semi-automatics, pre-WWII military firearms, and pre-1964 Winchesters. As a final safety precaution, I will take the ammo, too!

Thanks in advance.

If you're local and do have any old ammo laying around please message me and I can come get it!

Glad to be of service, this is my Public Service for all that needs it!

Private Message me please!!

If you stand behind the 2nd amendment copy and post!!

What is it with Conservatives and being constitutionally incapable of not being assholes? Trans people and the queers in general are no threat to you in any meaningful sense. You know what is a threat? Mass shootings. So maybe leave the queers alone, and put some elbow grease into stopping people from murdering your kids in their schools you fucking turds. Oh, thats right, you fuckers value your boom sticks more than the lives of your literal goddamn children. Conservatives are vile, amoral little shits.

1. I am brushing my teeth for the second time today, which I haven't done in 2 years. they are comically bad for the amount of weird "your teeth are so straight" comments I used to get. 2. I find my retainer after a year. I figure why not put it in. I open the case and there's a skeleton of some bug that I can't recognize and a ton of dust. I feel like I am in a cartoon. I wash the retainer with nothing but my toothbrush with the leftover toothpaste from when I brushed my teeth a few seconds ago. I don't realize that all of that filth went into my toothbrush until I put it away. I rinse it off again. 3. my top teeth have barely moved but the bottom might tear a root if I push it. I put in my top retainer with quite a bit of resistance. 4. after about an hour it starts to fit my teeth and I can bite down on it. the problem is that I am a masochist. I continue biting down on it while I jack off. 5. I sit in bed thinking very hard about what I just did as my jaw starts to get sore and the novelty of the pain wears off. I walk to the bathroom and clean the bottom half of the retainer and start to squeeze it on, hoping for a spark. the pain is a little too bad to enjoy. 6. i keep pushing on it until I hear a crack. my bottom left tooth's root has been ripped out. there is a lot of blood. I have to wake up my dad. he calls the dentist. when I take out the retainer the tooth goes with it. he drives me to urgent care. I sit next to a sticker of Edward Cullen getting a vaccine on my doctor's laptop. he has lip piercings and black hair (the doctor). 7. the doctor is weird and doing nothing to my tooth but he says my blood is made out of something special that makes me immune to all stds. since I am a masochist and the pain is still making me horny, I try to fuck the doctor. bad news is his penis is 20 inches long. 8. suddenly my dad storms in and shoots the doctor. I ask him where he got the gun. he says he has had a concealed carry liscence since I was 5 and always has a firearm under his belt. it's on top of the toilet when he showers. I scream at him to leave the room. I run to the doctor and see that he may not be for sure dead. I examine the wound in his chest. it didn't hit any vital organs. I could still save him. 9. ten nurses rush in behind me and watch in awe as they realize that I've stopped the bleeding. suddenly, the doctor's eyes open and he looks up. I know that look. he's in love. he leans uo and kisses me. sadly, I am emotionally unavailable and now that we've shared a deep connection I will not be able to get past the discomfort. 10. I stand up and walk out of the urgent care as the fleet of nurses stares at me in awe. when I get outside, it is nighttime. I look up at the full moon. there's something stirring in me. suddenly I feel my bones start to crack as I watch my arms grow a thick layer of hair. I howl and begin to charge into the mountains. this is who I am meant to be. no one cares if the dog's teeth are straight. I live my fantasies out all night, running at deer and sleeping in a patch of grass. 11. when I wake up am shattered. I am once again human. everything hurts, I am naked and missing a tooth. I look at the sky and scream. "why, god? why did you make me put in my retainer?". I do not expect an answer. he can be a cruel lord, but I know that he loves me. I lay down and stare at my pale, bare hands. "maybe this is all you were ever meant to be. have you ever considered that? maybe there is beauty in the mundane and divinity in the imperfect. you must stop asking questions and let yourself learn." I hear a voice say. I don't know where it is coming from, but it is all that I can hear, and it is all that I know. god has answered my prayer. 13. I stand up and walk back home to pack my things. I need everyone on earth to know that God is real and I'll do anything to prove it to them. I'm going to save the world. my plan? spotify podcast.

“Oh... Sorry, bro"

The reality most gun nuts don’t want to admit is that unless you genuinely shouldn’t have access to guns, you probably won’t be affected by gun control laws. If you can pass a background check, psych evaluation, and get licensed, you don’t need to worry about any of that. The laws aren’t there to make it more difficult for good people to get guns, they’re there to make it more difficult for bad people to get them. Will it be 100% effective? No, of course not, no system ever is! But it’s better than literally doing nothing to better the system, or worse, making it easier for bad people to get them. You can never make a zoo habitat 100% effective in keeping in animals, but if a lion gets out the solution isn’t to make it easier for the lion to escape.

This was an actual gun, called the punt gun. It was outlawed for being to effective at killing ducks. 50-100 ducks at a time matter fact. Imagine mass shooters having one of these! Regulating the gun industry works. Just need to kick out every Republican from office..I'll color this later. 😎..

Always a good day when you have to block six, yes SIX radfem blogs.

I don't, in fact, care if you're not like that. I don't care if you think I'm an idiot, because I think you're an idiot. I don't care if you think me blocking you is a sign of victory in your small, hollow clownworld. Good for you. 👏

You take this victory. Talk about it with all your looney feminist friends. Trash my name. Ruin my reputation. Get me banned from tumblr.

Because at the end of the day, I have a life outside of tumblr. You obviously don't.

Dear Americans. The Supreme Court of the United States is acting in a tyrannical manner, stripping away individual rights to privacy and autonomy, with further crimes against more fundamental rights reportedly scheduled.

State Governors and Legislatures are acting in a tyrannical manner by using this opportunity to write and enforce laws banning Americans from accessing those fundamental rights of self autonomy.

The 2nd ammendment to the United States Constitution was written with the express purpose of citizens defending themselves againt Government tyranny, whatever branch of government it may come from, whatever level of government it may come from.

Do with this information whatever you please.

Biden banned inflation 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I've gotta say it. To those of you in the "We need make these changes to protect the children" camp:

YOU are YOUR child's protector. I am MY child's protector.

I am ALL that stands in the way of any threat, physical or otherwise, seeking to harm my children.

For you to suggest that, for the sake of all that is warm and fuzzy, I give up my most effective means of carrying out that daily duty and honor so that you can FEEL a certain way, is no less narcissistic and disgusting than the views of the psychos carrying out these acts in the name of whatever their particular cause is.

If you think for one second that words on a piece of paper are going to stop evil people from doing evil things, your ignorance is without measure. A killer is going to kill, it doesn't matter what tool they have available to them. Someone intent on inflicting harm isn't going to change their mind simply because they might not be able to get their hands on an AR. Home depot sells hammers, and a litany of other objects with which one can easily commit murder... without a background check.

If you think that I, or anyone for that matter, should rid ourselves of our most effective means of protecting OUR children, in favor of helping other people's children FEEL like they're safe, then I'm sorry, your misguided "compassion" has evolved into full blown delusion bordering on mental illness. If your intent is to have me decrease the security of MY children "to protect" OTHER PEOPLE'S children, I very much question your morals, sanity and ability to think/reason.

Bad guys have big guns? Yes

The ever increasingly tyrannical government have big guns? Yes

If you get into a fight and you're unable to respond to your aggressor with AT LEAST equal force, you are going to lose, there is no arguing that whatsoever.

The purpose of 2A was not to ensure we could go hunting. Its purpose is ensuring that WE THE PEOPLE can protect ourselves from inherent evils.

Oh, and...

Fuck Joe biden

That is all

Liberalism is a public health issue.

Public PSA to All!

Since I’m getting back into the swing of things here I thought put out a Public Service Announcement about who I am and what I intend to represent on my site. Some of this may already be covered on my Home Page and About Me sections. However I thought a new post would help some of you out. First of all I’m a 40+ straight male from New Jersey. That makes me and Elder Millenial/Xennial with an…

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