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some notable moments from the qsmp meta talk antoine, étoiles, baghera and co had yesterday, including the stuff i mentioned in this post <3 subtitles in eng, transcript in eng below the cut as well (I apologize for the bad video quality my wifi hates me)
[Video Transcript:
[First clip begins]
Etoiles: I’m— I’m gonna go on QSMP, I think
ZeratoR: (laughs) This really made him want to play Minecraft
Baghera: Ohh, lucky, I miss it
Etoiles: But— you still can’t come back?
Antoine: Well, technically, she could come back, but I don’t think it’s as simple as that
Baghera: (pained) Not as simple as that….
ZeratoR: What are you waiting for?
Etoiles: It’s Lost, it’s Lost
Antoine: Well, her character is dead in game
ZeratoR: Ahhh… but isn’t there a way to— to— a gimmick?
Antoine: No but don’t worry, there’ll probably be a gimmick (laughs) there’ll probably be a gimmick, don’t worry
Baghera: Don’t worry, don’t worry—
Antoine: No, she’s banned from the server! She’s banned from the server, it’s over
ZeratoR: Sucks! How did you die?
Antoine: Nuclear explosion
Baghera: Nuclear— yeah, nuclear explosion
ZeratoR: Ah yeah indeed you’re dead
Etoiles: That should have technically killed everyone—
Antoine: I hadn’t been there for a long time!
Etoiles: Well, I wasn’t there either— oh, well, you (laughs) you—
Antoine: I was elsewhere, I was elsewhere, dude
Etoiles: What a fraud you are (laughs)
ZeratoR: Where were you?
Antoine: I was elsewhere— somewhere else, I can’t say, it’s my lore, dude (laughs)
Etoiles: It’s his lore!
Antoine: I can’t say, dude, it’s my lore, dude
Étoiles: Antoine’s lore—
Baghera: Oh wow, you played around with that? Damn, I didn’t even see
ZeratoR: Basically he was glued to the bomb but well played to him
Etoiles: The lore in question (laughs)
Antoine: The lore in question, dude, it’s mad
Baghera: Take of yourselves guys! This was so cool
[Everyone says goodbye]
[Baghera leaves the call]
ZeratoR: Basically he was glued to the bomb but he found a gimmick
Antoine: Yeahhhh
Etoiles: The lore in question, just being the goat
Antoine: Yeah but the problem is that it’s my lore in every game, dude
Etoiles: (laughs) Oh but it’s really that. Antoine’s lore is being the goat
[Second clip begins]
Etoiles: Something that makes me laugh a bit is the fact that because there’s so many open plotlines it leads to fan theories that are sometimes really fun. There was a moment when my character’s skin, well, it was made for me with white eyes. And well I used it because I found it cool. And, actually, when I put it on, I read 65 tweets from people going, ‘hey, did you know that Etoiles’ character is blind because he actually lost his eyesight because he was—‘
Antoine: But you know on this server, the moment you say any sentence it gets overinterpreted in every way
Etoiles: It’s so funny—
Antoine: What’s wild is that there’s a billion theories on things, and for my part there are people that have understood some stuff about the theory and everything, which I find rather fun
Etoiles: Well it’s— you can’t reproach them because—
Antoine: Oh no precisely, I don’t want to reproach them, on the contrary I find it so cool!
Etoiles: Yeah but it’s funny the extent to which they get in their heads about it— like, you say one sentence on the server and you read a whole text of 65–
Antoine: Yeah, yeah it’s that
Etoiles: It’s really so funny
Angle Droit/Florence: Hmm, he said he was hungry at this given time, it’s surely a coded message
Etoiles: It’s really that!
Antoine: No but really, it’s really that, you know
Etoiles: But you know it’s honestly that, Florence
Antoine: You say a little sentence that’s supposed to be a joke and it’ll be interpreted seriously because ‘there’s this, and this, and that’, you see. But the thing is, it’s often completely wrong, but sometimes it’s correct. So they have every reason to continue theorising, honestly, I find. I think they have every reason to continue theorising, it’s very interesting
Etoiles: You’re just correct the goat, dude
[Third clip begins]
Etoiles: Basically I can say it because it’s out of roleplay and I think Antoine already knows it, because sometimes people are like, ‘yeah you can’t spoil the other streamers!’ but the streamers see everything—
Antoine: I know everything that happens on QSMP
Etoiles: —it’s just that the streamers don’t use the info rp wise. Basically I’m apart of an organisation on the server—
Antoine: What, you’re kidding, dude?!
[The others laugh]
ZeratoR: What the fuck?!
Antoine: I’m not supposed to know that, dude!
Etoiles: Basically I’m apart of an organisation that’s called the Resistance—
Antoine: (scoffs)
Etoiles: —and it’s completely hidden within the server, no one knows about it in the roleplay
ZeratoR: Even I knew about it, so
Etoiles: Yeah, well there you go. And therefore I have a hidden team that allows me to go into buildings, kill Federation agents that take care of the Island, and—
Antoine: But why would you want to kill Federation agents, dude?
Etoiles: Well because they’re not very nice, dude
ZeratoR: (laughs) Oh the lore is incredible. Well, it’s not nice to be mean, but…
Etoiles: The thing that’s funny—
Antoine: They’re not mean…
Etoiles: —is that I see messages from people on Twitter reacting like, ‘well I think it’s insane that Etoiles is killing Federation agents,’ when I don’t want to kill them. I never want to kill them. When I kill them, it’s because I’m forced to. And the last time, I didn’t want to kill them—
Antoine: That’s a really war criminal-esque phrase, that
ZeratoR: Clearly
Etoiles: No but bro, bro, it’s the admins themselves that told me, ‘return to the base, let’s fight,’ that’s what they said, bro, so I was like, ‘well, okay’ (laughs)
Antoine: Well that…
Etoiles: It was fun, honestly. And so when I saw all the messages on Twitter like, ‘Etoiles’ character has totally lost his mind,’ I was like, well—
Antoine: What, you don’t like white teddy bears, dude? Honestly, they’re so cool
Etoiles: Then again, white teddy bears aren’t really nice, dude
Antoine: Dude they are simply what I’d call the goat, honestly. They’re what I call the goat, personally, white teddy bears are called the goat
end Video Transcript.]
#qsmp#antoine daniel#etoiles#baghera jones#étoiles#team du lundi#jay clips#antoine’s seen peoples theories and encourages them so poggers to that gg#someone mentioned ‘tumblr theories’ in the chat as he was talking about this . so .#idk if he lurks here but if he does salut antoine ton lore me régale#salut à la personne dans le tchat qui a envoyé le msg aussi mdr#be thankful for this compilation I procrastinated on my Important Uni Work for this#i will be getting back to that . now#11/12/2023
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Ton corps
contre le mien, voilà, moi
je veux ça, rien que ça, et
c'est tout…
V. H. SCORP
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happy 1k!!! 💚 would you be willing to do malleus and flowers? go crazy!
thank you!! <3 i'll go crazy just like he will C;
MALLEUS DRACONIA + FLOWERS (1k event details)
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“Nyehh!” Grim wails, slamming the front door shut with a bang.
You jump, whipping around to see the cat monster clutching his nose as though someone had punched him.
“Grim? What happened?” you ask, rushing over to your companion.
Grim lets you scoop him up into his arms, whining about something about flowers and pollen before he lets out the most earth shattering sneeze you’ve ever heard. You set him down and he bolts away from the door as fast as his little legs will carry him.
You turn towards the door, curious about what could be on the other side as you reach for the doorknob.
It opens.
You gasp, hands shooting up to cover your gaping mouth.
There are mountains and mountains of flowers on Ramshackle’s front porch, all of varying sizes and shapes and colors. There must be at least fifty bouquets that you can see in the entryway alone, all tied together with shimmering ribbons lined with gold.
Who did this?!
You step out onto the porch to examine the bouquets more closely, and something crunches under your foot. You flinch and jump back, hoping you didn’t step on another beautiful bouquet, but when you look down you find it's only a letter. You pick it up and gently tear open the envelope, unfolding the creamy white paper you find inside. The letter is written in a swirling handwriting written in dark green ink.
Dear Child of Man,
I heard that you like flowers. I hope these bouquets are satisfactory. If you ever require anything, please lean on me.
M. D.
Straight to the point, but so adorably foolish. You can’t help the bubbly laughter that escapes you—only Malleus would take a small piece of information about you so far.
#he's totally the type of person to buy you a shit ton of one thing you like#“oh you like garlic bread? have 12 loaves C:”#“what do you mean twenty dozen cupcakes is too much? :((( i thought you liked cupcakes?”#“my child of man likes strawberry jam. i will go buy them a truckload of it.”#malleus draconia everyone (applause)#auburn's 1k event <3#malleus draconia fluff#malleus fluff#malleus x reader#malleus draconia#malleus draconia x reader
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thoughts on the people harassing glenn and rob on twitter from the macden fandom? they gave us so much s16 and ppl throwing it in their faces by tagging them and asking if they hooked up irl
Context:
Don’t care how famous they are, how old they are or how married they are, it’s literally never okay to directly tag and try and out someone. You said it, that’s harassment.
And what’s the end goal here? Like at best they don’t see it and you just look like an asshole, at worst they do see it and feel extremely fucking weird about it. At like, extreme worst, if either of them are queer, you drum up enough weirdos to back you (the Heartstopper kid situation) and you force one of them to out themselves.
This pisses me off the most because, like, it’s all fun and games to call MCD their ‘failsonas’ or whatever, but Glenn especially hates people comparing him to Dennis. How is this any more ‘ok’ than commenting on instagram that he’s D.E.N.N.I.S. System-ed Jill? (Hint, it’s really not). In both cases, it’s people trying to apply the character to the actor to entertain themselves and justify their fantasies of Glenn’s real life. Dennis is not. Glenn.
Again, what’s the end goal here? Like what’s the ideal situation you get out of this if one of them sees this and, god forbid, responds? This is such an icky sticky thing to even want to touch on publicly.
So they give us gay content and in return they get Reddit complaining about it and Twitter demanding they ‘admit’ that they’re actually gay themselves. Huh. Wonder why we haven’t gotten anything explicitly gay on screen from Mac yet? Huh. What a mystery?
#iasip#rcg#stop fucking globbing in public it’s embarrassing as shit#god are you people TWELVE?#once a 12 year old directly asked me if i was gay in front of a ton of people and i was like. i had to have a convo w them immediately#about why it’s not a question to ask someone in a room full of ppl#but like. you’re all supposed to be adults!?#how do you not realise what a major fucking line this crosses#in 2023!???#god forbid one of them. . is actually queer they’re NEVER coming out with this shit#can these people please read the experiences of any gay man in hollywood ever.#PLEASE?#yeah this works me up#as a gay man !! who is a v private person!#sorry this is just a personal rant at this point sorry#but yeah seriously fuck off withcthis shit
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Only Friends (2023) | Ep.12
I've got you a New Year present. What for? Just take a look. Look. You are so damn cute in this picture. I told you if the picture was taken by someone who really knew your angles, it'd be as nice as this one. I like it. Thank you. Um. But I don't think I can take it. And I'm not taking your offer. Why not? I think I’ll come back to loving myself more than I love you. Hey, Nick. I'm sorry. I will not kiss anyone else ever again. I'll have only you. I really am sorry. Don't be. I'm over that. And don't blame yourself.
#only friends#only friends the series#only friends ep 12#ofts#onlyfriendsedit#*gifs#april.gifs#boston x nick#bostonnick#neo trai#mark pakin#do i think ton deserve better? yes#but do i also think this scene with nick is important (probably the most important one)? also yes
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Reading Temeraire is just seeing the most romantic dialogue you've ever laid your eyes on only to have to grapple with the fact that it's said between a man and his dragon
#“no my dear. i would rather have you than any ship in the navy”#“if i belong to anyone it is you. and you to me”#“i only felt i would rather be with you than sleep alone”#“although if you very much wished to i suppose i would not mind” said with the BIGGEST side eye and insincerity#about Laurence getting married#incredible dynamic sometimes the most important being in your life is your platonic codependent 12 ton dragon#anyway of course i latch onto codependent life partner dynamics as badly and intensly as i do#if this is what i read when i was 10/11#anyway i finally got the complete english series lets go#temeraire#william laurence
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bruce tried to get pictures of jason as a kid from public records and from his childhood neighbors, talia straight up asked a magic user to de-age catatonic jason to one month old and he would age everyday for a bit until he reached his original age, all because she wanted to record him taking his first steps
she looked at this little unresponsive feral murder child and decided that she would parent him from the beginning
based off this post I made, also this makes her gaslighting even more believable and jason has no idea she did that, if he ever asked her she would lie and say it was a accident
#jason todd#mom talia is everything to me#talia says to bruce she's the better parent. bc she has tons of pictures of jason and damian#alfred gets them in exchange for Jason's school plays pics#bruce wayne#talia al ghul#talia al ghul and her two sons#damian is the only person to know about this bc when jay aged to 12 she de-aged dami too so she could get pics of them growing together#these pictures are her little treasures
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being a celebrity sounds so exhausting bc here you are playing a VARIETY of fictional characters, and people on the internet choose to characterize your actual self instead of them. make up entire headcanons, make them “canon” to themselves and then spread those lies and odd conspiracies like wildfire—it’s absolutely a blasphemous idea, but sometimes i think perceiving people you don’t know should be a crime. some people deserve jail time.
#like these are actual people#if he looks tired in a pic maybe he stayed up late?????????????????#maybe that’s just his fucking face when he hasn’t had 12 coffees???????#maybe he didn’t want to spray a shit ton of hairspray in his hair?????#leave him alone????#joseph quinn#joe quinn
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I love the idea that Nobby likes James; even sorta respects him! What about Nobby and Gordon? I bet Nobby isnt so impressed by bossy big blue babey Gord
Oop, started to respond and then saved this to drafts. And then I forgot about it. Sorry.
I didn't want to answer at once, though, because when I received this we were only about two-thirds of the way through Springtime, and I thought it would be better to talk about this after the story was over.
Because now you've had a chance to see Nobby bossing someone else around mercilessly — and then, on a dime, going into utter, catastrophizing meltdown the minute he himself suffers a mild indignity.
So I hope it makes sense when I say that Nobby and Gordon have some similarities!
Another is that Nobby actually was, in his youngest years, a similar sort of all-important savior-of-the-railway company flagship. His domain was much smaller than Gordon's, of course, but he had the same absolute primacy and pride. And much like the youngest Gordon it's really not that Nobby was a bad sort, but a fellow engine trying to make him see sense when he was on his high horse was just a fool's errand. (Nobby was a lot more respectful of human authority in those early years... which you may consider to make the situation better or worse, lol. He definitely had—and still has!—more of a temper than Gordon, though, and can be way pettier. The counterbalance is that he has higher ideals and a better ability to relate to other engines.)
A final thing they have in common is that they conceive of and hatch rather daring ideas. Leadership qualities run strong in them both.
Of course, none of this means that Nobby will recognize these similarities. Or that they will in any way dispose him to think kindly of the infant galloping sausage.
Hmm, I reserve the right for this to change as I write, but in general I just think Nobby doesn't at first take much notice of Gordon particularly (heresy, I know!). In the same era Gordon is arriving, so are several absurdly large new Sodor engines and to him they are all ill-mannered whelps.
He doesn't get as steamed up about any of them as much you might think, though, because they are fundamentally Not His Problem. His railway is undergoing Grouping at the time — he has bigger fish to fry. Anyway, if any of his lot were a fourth as rude as the Big Blue Bastards, he'd tear them to shreds, but that's because he knows they were taught better and he expects more from them. Nobby kind of regards Gordon in the at first as a sort of orphan. Not in the sense he pities him but that he kind of half despises him as a poorly brought-up urchin and half thinks it's a shame that no one did better by him.
Nobby has definitely at times told Edward, when Edward has the dubious fortune of bringing a train over the bridge, that he must really tell that Gresley to do this or not do that or to act in such-a-such way.
At which point you can imagine Edward just staring at him with weary disbelief. Nobby, you don't tell Gordon things... it's a waste of good steam.
Nobby thinks this is making excuses, lol. To his mind it's entirely Edward's responsibility to Coppernob all those lost boys into respectable engines. Put your frames into it, son.
#this is an early impression#i have another idea for nobby's take on gordon but... let's see how it works out when i try to tackle it in fic form#chatter#coppernob things#ttte gordon#queue some hard work for a change#actually the absolute shambles everyone must have dissolved into#watching these 90+ ton 12-wheeled engines roaring towards the bridge#... THERE WAS A WEIGHT RESTRICTION ON THE NORTHERN HALF OF THE CUMBRIAN COAST LINE UNTIL A BRIDGE WAS STRENGTHENED IN 1930#GORDON COULDN'T HAVE FUCKEN WORKED THE FURNESS MAIN LINE#🤔 constructing a sodor line on wartime budget and materials that could bear Gordonian hammerblow may have been thomas#the tank engine's greatest achievement#... wondering now how circuitous gordon's route from doncaster to vicarstown WAS
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I think my cat is really bored or something I’m worried she’s depressed. She has everything she needs, we play with her and she’s with at least one of us at all times. But she just walks around the house yowling 😭 pretty often too ..
#she’s been doing this for a long time I just really don’t#know what to do.. it’s increased lately#she’s almost 12 it’s not like she even WANTS a ton of playtime. we’re thinking about getting another cat for her
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COMMUNITY MANAGER STEVEN ISBELL IS STEPPING DOWN 😭
#lbp#littlebigplanet#i know a ton of creators retired this year but this is the one im most sad about#shoutout to steven isbell and his 12 years of service he really kept the community alive
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who else gets like sustained feelings of intense dislike towards characters/media that used to be your special interest at any point in the past
#text#thoughts#like when I was uhh idk 12-17? I liked kuroshitsuji/black butler a ton#but after I stopped liking it I just started to realise all the things I didn't like about the characters and the manga/story itself#it's kind of sad but I really do not care about them anymore and haven't for years#and there's something about developing interests as other things happen and how that shapes it like#as I've gotten older I've been able to engage with media on a deeper level and for example I don't like simpsons anymore but#I still think the show was GOOD at one point#and I appreciate its early seasons which are a far cry from the show that keeps spewing more garbage and flanderising the characters#idk each relationship to each media is complex
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Hi so I wrote a thingy
Inspired by @tblsomedoodles adopted AU, I wanted to do my own spin on the brothers finding Angie.
Uhhh just trying to get this out of my brain for a good nights sleep. So yeah. lesgo
I’ll put a keep reading somewhere in here
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Angelo had to be seeing things.
He just-- he had to be, okay? Because in front of him was that same goddamn sewer tunnel that always haunted his nightmares, the cracked orange paint that shouldn’t be cracked because he shouldn’t be here.
And yeah, it had to be some sort of fucked up nightmare, because there were more handprints on the wall than the ones that should be there.
Everywhere are splashes of blue, purple and-- fuck that was red, that was Pops-- no, it was the brother Raphael, the one he never thought he’d have to face again, and his handprints were staining this goddamned wall and it didn’t fucking make sense--
Angelo cried. And he didn’t care who was listening.
And maybe, the hysterical part of him, one buried over the years, laughed at how broken he was for a 12-year-old.
Raph dropped his sketchbook on the kitchen counter at the sound of an alarm he’d only heard once in his life.
Someone was in range of the mural.
Oh, oh no, not the goddamn--
“Donnie, Leo!” He roared, charging into the common room where sure enough, the twins were both charging from their respective rooms at top speed towards the purple curtain covering Donnie’s lab.
“I’m getting my bō, and then I’m going to maim a bitch!” Donnie announced.
True to his word, the twins emerged from the lab before Raph could even make it upstairs, folded up bō in hand.
Leo was never far behind from his twin. Not anymore.
“Let’s go,” Donnie said coldly.
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Raph twirled a sai nervously as they got closer and closer to the mural. He didn’t come down this way often. Too many memories, and sometimes they got overwhelming and Savage--
It wasn’t a very nice place for him.
But then, as the anger in Donnie and Leo only got more and more intense, they all picked up the faint sounds of sobbing. Unfamiliar sobbing. Heart-wrenching, guttural cries that now that they were listening for, bounced off the sewer walls without even an attempt to be covered.
And after a moment of consideration, they all ran.
Ran like their lives fucking depended on it, because before they’d hoped whoever the intruder was would just leave, but now that it was clear they were just crying, they needed to know who the hell this was. Because only April and Pops knew the route to the mural. And there were more sensors surrounding it, there was no way to just appear in front of it, right?
Right?
The twins screeched to a halt and Raph nearly crashed into himself before he froze as well.
Sitting against where Orange’s handprints, the last evidence of his existence, were painted was a green figure, with Orange spots and a yellow mask wrapped around his eyes. He wore orange knee and elbow pads, and the ones visible all had red lightning bolts on them. There were also stickers on his shell--
His shell. His shell. Because that figure was a turtle. Because that figure was their brother.
“Orange?” Leo squeaked.
The figure stared at them, his eyes shining under the yellow mask, which was stained darker with tears. He had orange freckles on his face.
“Blue?”
And before they all could process, Orange ran.
They ran after him, of course, but he was as fast and as feisty as their bleary memories and the few stories they’d wrangled out of their father had described.
The chase only lasted 3 minutes before the tears came back and Orange popped completely into his shell mid-trip, like Pops had always said he did when he was surprised.
After a silence that felt thicker than concrete, Orange popped back out of his shell, still shaking with silent tears.
“It’s Angie. You-- you can call me Angie.”
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Next
#rottmnt#tmnt 2003#les be real angie swears a ton#like raph is his dad#quick hc for this au: red is more into drawings/art than canon rottmnt cuz angelo wasn't there to take it up#angie thinks hes 12 cuz they dont know his bday but hes 13 in this#UUH I started this at 10:45 its 11:30 now i think I’m in too deep#ficlet
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i am in the middle of reading pjo for the first time in my life so here are some very necessary lists.
characters i think are just soooo silly
- percy
- apollo
- silena
- nico
characters i would marry on the spot
- circe
- sally jackson
characters i would punch in the face for free
- ares
- zeus
- annabeths dad
- tantalus
characters i would commit acts of terrorism to protect
- grover
- tyson
- nico
#for context i am 22 years old#if i had read these books at 12 yo i just wouldve become annyoing beyond redemption#i am having the time of my life tho#and ive been spoiled surprisingly little for someone who has been on the internet for about 10 years and has seen tons of pjo content#i think its because no one talks about the plot ever which is valid#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians
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WHERE ARE YOU PAPA, PAPA WHERE ARE YOU 😫😫😫
papa has been working in the mines (last 2 weeks of college semester) and I fear I've contracted the black lung (am so very, very eepy)
#3d wifey talks#3d wifey answers#college#student life#i have like 2 fucking beefy finals for classes i don't go to and i have a portfolio to do for my writing class and a shit ton of work#papa wants to write and answer your asks but i tire#and i have to fucking move out by next wednesday and make a 12 hour drive home and i haven't packed AT ALL#free meeeeeee#save me blond callum turner#save me austin butler
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Remember when I was on my soap box telling yall to watch Queen of Divorce so we could support Kang Ki Young's first romantic lead drama, and also Strong-Bad*ss-Lady Lead Yay!!! ? ...
*steps down off of soap box quietly*
#it started off so good#and then with seriously lacking and annoying villains#literally hardly any strong lady shenanigans#tons of voyeuristic plots involving women being treated poorly over and over again#and then the romance wait...#it started and then like well didn't?#honey i watched episode 10 of 12 and was FINALLY like#this is not the drama you signed up for#I will say that it's an OK drama like not terrible or anything#just well not what i was hoping for
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