i am going to KILL HOUSE
"if you're wanting that kind of conversation with me, you have made some deeper errors"
BITCH YOU LOOKED HIM IN HIS SAD, BABY BROWN EYES AND PRACTICALLY KICKED HIM IN THE STOMACH.
reads him like a book then commits the most homophobic actions EVERY TIME.
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if i had the big bucks, i would single-handedly fund the return of cancelled shows that i love
obviously gotham is on the list
but also. ALSO. i just watched nbc’s cancelled smash in 3 days and MY GOD I AM SO FILLED WITH RAGE THAT IT ENDED
i absolutely love musical theater, and this soapy-ass backstage look at that whole scene was so fucking lovely. what a travesty. i know i’m 9 years late...but what an absolute travesty
.........also bc i apparently love crime shows where the main character is a sweaty, medicated, overwhelmed, on-the-brink-of-a-breakdown mess, i’d also bring back fox’s prodigal son >> alright, but also, christian borle played a recurring character on prodigal son, which ties in with smash, and with musical theater (EMMETT FOREST PLS MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST WOMAN I KNOW), so...let’s respect my consistency here!!
AND let’s not forget leslie odom jr. on that one episode of gotham......um cough he also played a recurring character in smash......GOD I LOVE MUSICAL THEATER
anyway that’s all
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SKWISGAAR DOESN'T HAVE A TYPE AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING HE DOES
yeah, yeah, he's the guy who loves fat women and gmilfs. but he's not. fandom greatly overblows skwisgaar's "type" in women, and as the CEO of skwisgaar i won't stand for this anymore.
reminder before we get started, i'm not denying that skwisgaar is attracted to fat and elderly women, because he is. instead, this is a response to the way in which fandom acts like those are the only women he's attracted to.
because i have no life, i scrubbed through every episode and kept track of every woman who skwisgaar expresses interest in, whether with sexual comments, sexual encounters, making them his groupies, or giving them children. (no screencaps because i WILL go above tumblr's image limit). i might have missed some, but this is a large enough sample size to prove my point.
01x01 "The Curse of Dethklok": 1 (elderly/fat)
01x09 "Mordland": 1 (elderly/fat)
01x16 "Dethkids": 2 (1 elderly/fat)
01x18 "Girlfriendklok": 2
02x07 "Dethwedding": 2
02x10 "Dethgov": 3 (elderly/fat)
02x13 "Klokblocked": 4 (1 elderly/fat)
02x14 "Dethsources": 2 (elderly/fat)
03x05 "Fatherklok": 48 (8 elderly/fat)
03x06 "Fertilityklok": 54 (6 elderly/fat)
03x10 "Doublebookedklok": 18 (7 elderly/fat)
04x06 "Writersklok": 2
The Doomstar Requiem: 3 (1 elderly/fat)*
TOTALS: 142
young/thin women: 111 (78.17%)
elderly/fat women: 31 (21.93%
*note: for DSR, since so many of the visuals are meant to be taken non-literally, i only focused on the ones that seemed to be direct representations of reality or of his genuine feelings. in this case, i focused on the beginning of Partyin' Around the World with the band at mordhaus and his fantasy in How Can I Be a Hero where he dreams about being married.
so. what does this tell us? more often than not, in canon, skwisgaar is depicted as having sex or sexual feelings towards thin women who are closer to his own age. despite this, even in canon, an emphasis is drawn to his attraction to gmilfs and fat women, most notably with him demanding to be put in charge of "dems old ladies" in florida.
i wanna draw attention to this interview, notably at timestamp 2:14
transcript:
Dethklok Minute Host Graham Hartmann: What is it exactly that you love about the-the larger and more elderly ladies?
Skwisgaar: I thinks beautiful womens—what peoples calls "beautifuls womens"—amn'ts, uh...gets uglies after a whiles, you gets sicks of them, like eatings the same meals everydays, and you starts to turns to more exotics things that ams nots on the mains menus. So, uh, that would explains that. [underlines added for emphasis]
he doesn't have a type for fat or elderly women. he just can get any woman he wants whenever he wants, and since he does see beauty in all women, he wants to appreciate all women lest he get tired of them.
so, why is there such this hyperfixation on the elderly and fat women as objects of skwisgaar's attraction? as evidenced by both canon and his own words, he doesn't have a preference for them, he simply enjoys them as he would any other woman.
i'm gonna put it bluntly, this is where my silly skwisgaar analysis goes into actual feminist critique: it's because people still find it unusual at best or fetishistic at worst to be genuinely attracted to older and/or fat women. that's the whole thing. everyone—from fandom to interviewers to even the show (by making his attraction to older and fat women an inherent joke aspect of his character)—focusing on this aspect of his attraction does so because, on some level, they cannot fathom a young(ish, depending on what age you headcanon him to be), thin, conventionally attractive man being attracted to women who don't fit that mold.
and, in some ways, there is some reality to this—women's beauty is still held up to an insanely high standard, and generally it's more accepted for average-looking men to have attractive female partners than for average-looking women to have attractive male partners. societal standards for women's beauty and expectations for what men should find attractive is what this joke hinges on, and honestly? it's really frustrating to see this reiterated so often in the fandom. because skwisgaar never really acts particularly fetishistic towards any of the women he's attracted to. you could argue the "exotic" comment was, but he was still talking in terms of his food metaphor, and he's not exactly the best at expressing himself in english.
he loves all women. he genuinely does, his attraction to them has no size, race, or age—any consenting adult woman is game. i don't know about you, but it's fucking refreshing to see any kind of character like that. lesbian skwisgaar rights who said that
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Hikari & Nefertimon + Takeru & Pegasmon (02x14)
[ID: Gifs from Digimon Adventure Zero Two episode 14 showing (1) Hikari and Takeru look forward, Tailmon and Patamon nod at each other, and then after a timeskip Takeru and Hikari are flying away on Pegasmon and Nefertimon. (2) Nefertimon and Pegasmon use their Sanctuary Bind attack to trip and tie up a fleeing Digitamamon, lifting him into the air for Shurimon to easily finish the battle. End ID]
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