So I’m watching through Phineas and Ferb and as someone who worked at a deli I am LOSING IT over Doofenshmirtz buying an entire deli’s worth of food to make a soup-powered inator. Especially because not only did I work at a deli there was indeed a pharmacy like a block away so I’m just imagining the workers trying to explain why they have no stock like, “yeah this guy from the pharmacy came in and bought everything in the case and the coolers in the back and all of our soup for some reason. Yeah that includes the whole chickens and the fried chicken dude really should have called ahead we don’t get another delivery for like four days so I guess we’re closed. This totally beats out the time a woman bought the entire block of New York sharp cheddar cheese.”

Oh my word that’d be great for the weeks we had to clean the case tho. Like we tossed all the meet and cheese into shopping carts and wheeled it back to the cooler so we could clean the deli display case imagine this dude shows up and is like “hey can I buy this stuff” “... do you want it sliced?” “no I just want the entire cart.” “.... you know what, sure.” ajkhglfjsdgfadjgsf I am DEAD