gamer girl ei who wears the same hoodie that hasn’t been washed since she bought it months ago. gamer girl ei who doesn’t leave her room, monster cans and cup noodles all over the place. you have to physically haul her up and drag her ass to the bathroom bc she stinks. she squints when she finally sees the light of day after a month of being holed up in her room.

gamer girl ei who has beef with her little brother after he hacked into her genshin account and spent all her primos on the standard banner. gamer girl ei who carries you in matches and does your daily commissions when you’re too busy to do them. gamer girl ei who mooches off her rich older twin sister so she doesn’t need to lift a finger to work a job.

gamer girl ei who dedicates a ranked match to you, then proceeds to lose and rages at the fifteen year old who sniped her from afar. gamer girl ei who looks intimidating from afar but is actually socially awkward and hides behind you whenever you manage to drag her out to socialize. gamer girl ei who only has four friends—one’s a boomer who doesn’t know how to use a phone, one’s an alcoholic who always manages to escape rehab, one’s a literal nine year old she met on roblox, and then there’s you.