Greek gods of death Missa and Kristin rule the underworld together, with Missa the god of brutal deaths and Kristin the goddess of painless deaths, things go rather smoothly.

That is until the goddesses of love challenge their two cupids to make them fall in love with someone.

The target? Phillip, son of Rose, the goddess of nature. He was a pleasure to all who had met him, but despite that fact, he had remained stubbornly single for years. Because of this, the two goddesses decided that whichever cupid could make their chosen death god fall for Phillip first would be given their choice of any lover they wanted.

Now, Cellbit and Roier are good at their jobs, and with this wager on the line, they certainly aren’t messing around (after all the winner gets to propose to their beloved!) Because of their equal skill, both Missa and Kristin are struck with love arrows at the same time, falling head over heels for the god of spring.

Unlike the classic myth, Phil was invited down into the underworld by the death gods, Rose’s panic was simply a misunderstanding (wouldn't you be scared if your son suddenly vanished?)

What Missa and Kristin didn't expect I'd the son of spring and life to have such a fascination with death. Phil eagerly asked many questions about death and what happens to bodies after it.

Of course a deal is struck, Phil spends half the year with his beloved spouses and half the year with Rose. This creates the seasons as we know it.

the karmic retribution though that in killing their cleric, the rat grinders immediately go pass/fail and may have to take the last standard themselves. how poetic. how right would it be when kristen (because of course she will) volunteers to be the cleric on standby, as buddy was for them

KIPPERLILLY WITH THE AID OF OISIN SLIT BUDDY’S THROAT, STOLE THE REVIVIFY GEMS, AND WAS GOING TO KILL THE PROCTOR

…AND KRISTEN ALMOST DIDNT SEE ANY OF IT

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Fallinel Yulenear Card from the Bad Kids!

Possibly the funniest boss pop-up in the game so far.

Game really said “Boss preview: This woman fucking sucks”.

Jump through the briefcase

Kristen. Egoist. Betrayer. Seeker. Loner. Pioneer. Goodnight, Terra

It’s midnight and my mind won’t stop reeling around about the idea of Liv Hewson as Kristen Applebees.

They’re literally that little -3 dex bitch oh my god

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There’s a moment where you see there’s still deep attraction here.

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i *said* HAPPY JUNIOR YEAR'S EVE

I can't stop thinking about Kristen, or some say, Kirsten's trap hole working on Saria, it's funny, sure, but it's deep in a sad way. It's a Zhuge Liang vs Sima Yi situation, the famous anecdote where Zhuge Liang had basically no one to defend a city against Sima Yi's sizeable army, but when he learned that it was Sima Yi that lead the army, he simply opened the doors and welcome them in. Sima Yi immediately looked at this and said Absolutely The Fuck Not, He's Got Irons On The Fires, Plans Upon Plans, and retreated. This was a bluff that would only work on Sima Yi, and only if Zhuge Liang would use it. It's such an obvious bluff, which any other general would call out, and no general in their right mind would use. But, because it was Zhuge Liang using it against Sima Yi, because of their shared story, Sima Yi got mind bamboozled into a "He knows I know, he knows I know he knows I know" bluescreen loop, because Sima Yi would never fall for such an obvious bluff, but it's Zhuge Liang using it, and Zhuge Liang KNOWS that Sima Yi would never fall for it, but then, that in itself could be a trap, but but but but but.

And so he left. He did not take his chances. It was a bluff that could only work on him, if used by exactly one person.

To me, the trap hole scene is kind of like this. Kristen knows Saria. Better than anyone else. To the point that she knew exactly where and when she'd say something, and when and how exactly she could catch her with the oldest trick in the Acme playbook. Saria. The woman who couldn't be stopped with the Kristen-designed Anti-Saria Wall, which possessed Screw Saria Particularly effects. You could hit Saria with a warhead and the warhead loses that one in all likelihood.

But Kristen doesn't need a wall or a warhead. Kristen knows Saria. Better than anyone else. She knows her so well, she can topple her with a flap on the floor.

And yeah that's hilarious and all, but also, so deeply sad, because it's basically an acknowledgement of just how much Kristen has paid attention, how well she knows her, how immensely knowledgeable Kristen is about Saria.

It's sad because Kristen does not care. She ultimately decided she doesn't value this. She knows. She observed. She lived the most beautiful moments of both of their lives together. And she decided it was worthless in the end, and that she didn't care. She saw all of this as nothing more than a weapon to make a trap door on the floor work. All of that.

This is what makes Kristen so immensely fascinating and chilling. It's not that she doesn't care in terms of ignoring the world around her. Oh, she's observing, alright, she knows exactly what and who surrounds her. She simply doesn't care even if she knows all of these things. She doesn't care. Kristen Wright simply does not care. A level well above not noticing: She knows and observes and is aware, she simply decided those things are worthless.

That is the next level of indifference. I like her so much, she is awful.