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phoenix--flying · 4 months

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things my friendgroup has said while playing roblox games but its just titan army characters (canon +my hcs and a couple aus)

Chris: Not pump up the music box. What is is? Luke: Wind up??

Ellis: It's 5:07, we might not even need to wind up the music box. Cecil: Did you just say its almost seven???

Chris: Watch them all come into the room at 5:50. bonnie appearing at the end of the hall Al: CHRIS. CHRIS! Chris: OH GOD BONNIE-

Drew: Ethan is just SO homophobic he'd rather die then deal with lesbians. Ethan: Uh...yeah true

Luke: What if we did a reverse Five Nights at Freddys where the animatronics had to spend five nights at our house and then we literally like smash them in with a baseball bat.

Lee: Yall I have no idea what I'm doing. Silena: You can do it Lee! Lee: dies

Lou: I think that was Foxy leaving his home. Cecil: uh..nuh uh.

Lou: Oh. I don't like that sound. Ellis: No neither do I.. Cecil: Run.

Lee: Ventilation sys-... *phantom puppet standing directly behind him doing nothing* HI?? CAN I HELP YOU??

Silena: I've never seen him on the first night. Luke: I have. Lee: ....I feel like Lee is about to tell us me a horror story.

Ethan: Hes alive. Al: *walks into the room and stares at him.* Oh shit.

Silena: He's still in here? Don't tell me to come closer bitch.

Al: Please distract him. *jumpscare noise* ...by distract him I didn't mean throw yourself into his arms.

Chris: Luke your head just flew off of your head for a second."

Luke: I'm dead by the way so I am...no longer living. Lee: wow i wonder...

Silena: He's by Lees corpse 🤗 Lee: Thanks Leens😒

spooky noise Cecil: What was that?? *runs off*

Lee: If you do die I will to. I'll die with you.

Chris, Al and Ethan: *incoherent yelling and screaming about balloon boy* Luke: .....what??

Nyssa: Yea Foxys like eating your ass right now.

Luke: I hate Balloon Boy, I hate his stupid round eyes and his frickin balloon sign. Get outta here. Silena: His like free balloons take one I love you sign? Luke: Yea. Chris: Like I don't care. Go burn. Lee: How about we just burn the whole place to the ground.

Al: If I don't see him, he doesn't see me....he might see me. He might see me. Ethan: He sees you.

Cecil: What if it's really fun. Like what if we go to fun land after this. twenty minutes later Cecil: NO WE HAVE TO SLIDE INTO FUN??? Lou: NO KING WHY DID YOU SAY WE WERE GONNA GO TO FUNLAND??

Lee: Wait thats a seven? Silena: Its a two for me! Luke: ITS DIFFERENT NUMBERS!?

Ethan: Is this Sirenhead?? Chris: Do not even start. DON'T even tell me that.

Lee: So just hang left? Silena: Yup. Luke: Just always go left. Chris: Hehe. That's what I thought too. Silena: Oh..

Al: Chris I can't believe your profile picture isn't a cat. Chris: Al I can't believe you're GAY.

Mitchell: Why is your face purple?? Ethan: You're purple too?? Drew: WELL. YOU'RE FACE IS PURPLE TOO.

Chris: But I can see really well, I don't know what's wrong with you. Ethan: Cause you...cause you died. Al: Cause you fucking walked into Bonnie??

Chris: Oh my god I did it guys! All me. Silena: YOU DIDN'T!? You died like immediately. Luke: You died before the animatronics even started moving.

Cecil: Why would you say that? Chris: You trusted the person who walked into Bonnie on the first night? Cecil: I don't trust you, Luke: And he wasn't even off the stage yet. Cecil: I'm just gullible.

Lou: Oh my god this is so much better I can actually see them....actually nevermind it's not better. It's not better. I see too much.

Lee: Do you wanna play FNaF 4 :D Luke: NO??? (they played fnaf 4)

Drew: Oh come on lets get out! Car! OH IS THAT A KIA SOUL!? EUAGHGHHH

Cecil: I kinda wanna go down there. I really wanna go down there. I'm going. Ellis: Don't die. You're probably gonna die what am I saying?

Chris: Oh Foxy's in the garage?? Foxy's about to drive that car bro

Drew: Is Freddy in this game?? Yeah he is. Silena: Yeah Freddy's in the room. He's under the bed. Drew: Oh! He's under the bed! That makes me feel really safe! That's really- I don't like that. I wish you didn't tell me that.

Lee: I feel like I'm being chased in a horror movie or something. Silena: Me too. Lee: Except I'm surrounded by JOSH HUTCHERSON and I can't be serious about that.

Luke: I'm heading there. OH nevermind I just got hit by a military tank.

Al: Why am I coughing so much?? Chris: Because you're gay. Al: Yeah its a sickness.

#ta!lee has just been accepted as canon in my head btw so #and i have a few ta!drew aus #so 💅#chris rodriguez #alabaster torrington #luke castellan #silena beauregard #lee fletcher #cecil markowitz #ellis wakefield #lou ellen blackstone #nyssa barerra #mitchell pjo #drew tanaka #pjo #phoenix rambles #titan army

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the-firebird69 · 23 days

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Now a lot of trumpsters are seeing that these clones are going after them wherever they are and attacking them it's been going on for a while and they're taking over a lot of stuff the tip of ton of things from the stashes and caches and they're starting to fight back and they're losing miserably and the clothes are very aggressive people who see it and trump people are still being an assholes to everyone. Tommy f will finish off a couple areas of them today and take this stuff back there is means he empties them off and they don't come back

He also doesn't need help from you thinking Trump you're an idiot and you're not misdirected and stuff on purpose you're just not very bright. We'll see was top talking like double talking propane stuff. So we're going to have to come after you because you're an idiot and it's going on now that you don't know what you've been doing wrong

It says it looks like Lily gets the car and she figures it out and everybody needs you to do well not like s*** it does showing the video there's a bunch of your losers around trying to box her in with a car and say stupid stuff play with a snake too close you're just as dumb as you'll always been strong strongly believe that happens they also believe that you guys trying to kill them with poison before the incident on Titan and Dave actually dies in Las Vegas and his head is split apart by the explode by The gunshot let his brain is sent all over the wall on the back and people looked at it pretty good it does sound like a piece of crap hitting the floor but there's some there but not much and it's not got anything in it you can see it so he's out of here pretty soon those are actual hammers and you guys don't know how to put them together so it looks like you drill a hole through it figures

Thor Freya

True too that is definitely not how they go together and it's not real complicated you just can't find the peace and it's in the sewer you think and you can't get to it she just bolted together with titanium alloy straps and you move on and really people hate you already

Zues Hera

Olympus

I'm going to get you Chris and he says you and one army you were devoured by Tommy f, so I say I'm going to get him his ridiculous and he says it really is and you look stupid and guess what you've always been stupid.. it's not very nice but it's true

Dave

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