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streetlight-halo · 2 months
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what if unicorn cowboy
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calware · 1 year
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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
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dissonantharmony · 3 months
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THE WIKIPEDIA GODS HAVE DECIDED
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GÄVLEBOCKEN IS DEAD!! 🦀🦀
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spr0utsies · 7 months
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rahiodead · 8 months
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happy barbie day
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leporellian · 11 months
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would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
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vulturedimension · 4 months
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we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight
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self-loving-vampire · 9 months
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Extremely dangerous how "grooming" in the context of child sexual abuse went from being a very specific pattern of isolation and trust-building with the aim of abusing someone to "telling children anything that contradicts their parents' ultra-conservative worldview is grooming" to "selling rainbow flags in a store is grooming" to "literally anyone I don't like is a groomer".
These days the word seems to most often be used by people who don't care about what it actually means and just want an easy "this person is irredeemably evil, kill them now" button.
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gayvampyr · 1 year
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i am a firm supporter of changing your name to whatever you want regardless of your gender. if a woman wants to go by matt then matt she shall be. godspeed
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blckbnnt · 6 months
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“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair
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calware · 1 year
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bedknees · 2 months
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xanfeursel · 6 months
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just discovered something really good
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jarondont · 3 months
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You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?
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mercurymarbles · 8 months
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Ineffable Husbands really is that ship that has it all. They’re married. They’re divorced. They’ve never been together at all. They’ve been pining for 6000 years. They’re gay except they’re also not at all. They're technically enemies to lovers but they’ve never been enemies nor lovers. Name any fanfic trope, they’ve probably been there, done that and they were entirely oblivious about it. Incredible ship.
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xo8ball · 5 months
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i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.
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